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michaelo2:
Generally our body is to be maintained, washed and kept clean, but do you know that there are certain body parts ( organs ) that don't require these everyday maintenance, they each have their own cleaning mechanism, which is more efficient and safe.

They include:

1. Eyes
Our eyes clean and lubricate themselves everytime we blink using the tears what we produce.

There are 3 types of tears. Basal tears contain water, mucin, lipids, lysozyme, lactoferrin, lipocalin, lacritin, immunoglobulins, glucose, urea, sodium, and potassium (proteins, salts and fats to help clean, lubricate and fight infection in the eye). These are the tears when you blink.

The second are reflex tears which happen when you get something in your eye. Sort of extra protection.

The third are psychic tears which happen during heightened emotion so happy, sad angry etc. These have a different chemical make up and contain hormones and even some natural pain killers. Not really sure why.

2. Vagina

Glands in the vagina produce fluid that flows out daily to help get rid of dead cells and other potentially harmful materials (this is discharge).

The folds of the vagina also protect against infection by sticking together to keep as much bad stuff on the outside as possible. The skin of the vaginal folds also have glands that produce fluid, called sebum, for added protection against infection and even waterproofing.

Sebum can build up and that is perfectly healthy — not an indication of poor hygiene. Vaginas are self-sustaining and should not be washed with soap or douched because it can wash away these protective fluids.

Now you know. Please do subscribe or follow for more health articles.

http://www.healththismoment.com/2017/04/these-two-organs-clean-themselves.html?m=1

Towncrier247:
Busty pretty actress, Ejinne Okoroafor recently got her Instagram followers talking and asking questions after she shared a 2001 throwback photo with her bestie in which both of them were skinny and they obviously look like they have tomato-sized boobs. The actress matched the photo with a recent photo of both of them on her birthday. As it is known, the lady now very busty. Her friend too is not doing bad in the chest department. The transformation shocked many of the fans who couldn't stop wondering what both lady did to enlarge their breasts..

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2017/04/busty-actress-shares-throwback-photo.html

sarrki:
Then he must also refund all the puna tooo

beautiful232:
Ok.

TonyeBarcanista:
Apostate Suleiman: Oga DIG abeg epp me talk to Canada people say make them die Otobo matter as una take do am for Nigeria abeg Sir....


DIG: (facing CP) CP, what is this man talking about?

CP: (frowns face like he was sucking lime), oga the Apostate is talking nonsense....

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5189187_apostle1_jpegb5f672cd8113c488b2f541dbfbaa9e96

Dammyomatic:
Received a message minutes ago and I says "dear customer do not agree to pay more than the amount on the recharge card sold, remember, what you see is what you pay" well this is for all recharge card sellers out there selling MTN cards for one hundred and ten naira or one hundred and twenty naira please stop it.

Islie:
http://thenationonlineng.net/air-force-personnel-stabs-ndlea-official-at-lagos-airport/

lovelygurl:
Lol but let's be honest the girl is extremely desperate. It's normal for the guy to have run. I would have too

Aokiji:
Fresno shooter, Kori Mohammed, a black man charged with the murder of three white males will be facing hate crime enhancements, according to the police.

Muhammad, 39, not only faces three murder charges for a shooting spree on Tuesday in downtown Fresno but also faces another murder charge for the fatal shooting last Thursday of Carl Williams, a Motel 6 security guard, whom Muhammad said “disrespected” him.

Hate crime enhancements will be applied to the three Tuesday murders, as Muhammad targeted his victims for their race and gender, Fresno Police Chief Jerry Dyer told reporters on Wednesday.

Dyer said Muhammad told investigators he hid on a rooftop after Thursday’s murder and watched investigators enter and leave the Motel 6.

From Friday to Sunday, Muhammad hid out in a ravine, where he carried out voodoo rituals. On Sunday, he cut off his braids and burned them in a remote area further west, police said, and continued to hide out until Tuesday.

Muhammad then went to a store to buy crystals for more voodoo rituals, but the business was closed, so he instead went to a Starbucks, where he connected to Wi-Fi and read online news reports that he was suspected in the Motel 6 shooting.

That’s when Muhammad decided he wanted to “kill as many white males as possible” before being arrested, Dyer said.

The three men shot and killed on Tuesday were 34-year-old Zackary Randalls, 37-year-old Mark Gassett and 58-year-old David Jackson.

Dyer said Muhammad was asked why he gave up to police after a brief chase on foot. Muhammad replied that he respected Fresno police officers and did not want to force them to shoot him or put them in the spotlight. Muhammad also added that he was not a coward, which differentiated him from a terrorist.

Muhammad also added that he was not a coward, which differentiated him from a terrorist.

Dyer also told reporters that Muhammad was permitted to call his mother, whom he told he had magic powers and started laughing.

“Kori is not a terrorist, but he is a racist,” Dyer said, adding that Muhammad showed no remorse, except for seeming to express regret for giving the police extra work to complete. “Sorry, chief,” Dyer reported Muhammad as saying.

Dyer confirmed that 17 total shots were fired, with a live round left in Muhammad’s .357 Magnum, a revolver handgun.

Muhammad is a convicted felon on previous drug charges and will be charged with illegal possession of a firearm, as California law requires. However, Police do not know where he got the gun.

Researchz:
Wizkid's baby mama, Shola celebrates 26th birthday with cute selfie

Source

http://tweemk..com/2017/04/wizkids-baby-mama-shola-celebrates-26th_19.html?m=1

conductor1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EHc5f-Zr4w
http://www.somtoo.com/2017/04/two-yoruba-women-fight-in-london-as.html

destinel:
Hi guys, I seriously need your opinion on this matter. Please take your time to go through my story:

I came in contact with this single mother of two kids in my church. This lady has every good character you want in a potential wife. Shes so selfless, God-fearing, down to earth, caring, very matured and willing to die for my love.

So we got really close, talking and started dating, it was then I discovered she had had two kids before, I couldn't believe my ears.
From her explanation, she really had a very rough past. she was dating a guy she really doesn't love.
After having a kid for him, they separated due to some reasons; then 2 years forward the guy came back begging, she agreed and then the second kid came.

Few years going forward, things really got nasty. The guy impregnated two other ladies, making her very depressed and frustrated. So she left him and had since over 7 years now been with the two kids and the guy had since then neglected her her and not even bothered about his kids; mind you, there was never a legal marriage between the two of them.

Now on my own part, I was a virgin when I met her. So she was the one who disvirgined me and we had intimated a couple number of times of course we felt guilty, remorseful and sorry for it cos it was very wrong of us. I really do love her though and she loves me, there were sometimes on three different occasions we had to break up cos I felt I couldn't go ahead with the marriage, but she falls terribly sick in the process and I myself I couldn't handle the feeling cos I always miss her. So we make up again

My pastor doesn't see anything wrong in our getting married but advises we pray really hard about it. Now, I'm quite worried the kind of resistance my family members will put up if I bring that type of lady for marriage cos there this lady ive been dating for years, she happens to be a virgin, so there was nothing intimate. I think I lover her too but not as strong as what I feel for the single mum.
She kind of broke up with me saying she needed time for herself and education, so I let her be. It was in the process I met the single mum. But we are still good friends, we talk, we laugh gist and all.....

conductor1:
http://www.somtoo.com/2017/04/youre-wearing-fake-camel-toe-nigerians.html
https://www.instagram.com/beverly_osu/

SirJeffry:
Everything I'm about to write down here is based on a family feud currently going on between a young man and his new wife here.

This young man has no steady job, lives a flamboyant life and post all kind of pictures on social media where he met the wife. I'm pained because the wife in question happens to be my town's girl and after hearing her side of the story, I was mad at her. Well, this is not the topic for today but let me give our sisters some advice here.
These are questions to ask before someone brings you here to suffer unnecessarily;

WHAT DO YOU DO ABROAD? Let him tell you where he works and possibly show you his work ID. If he tells you he's a biz man, watch him closely, that could be a red flag. I know there are genuine bizmen but most unserious and unemployable guys abroad pose as bizmen.

WHAT'S YOUR DEBT PROFILE? Generally in America, if you don't have some debts especially credit cards, you don't qualify for certain things but that doesn't mean one should live on credit.

IS THAT YOUR FLASHY CAR OWNED OR FINANCED? This may lead to you driving today and trekking tomorrow. Without a steady job, car financing coys may take back their car anytime there's a default in payment.

DO YOU LIVE ALONE? This is self explanatory.

WHAT'S YOUR TOTAL SAVINGS AMOUNT? I know this sounds odd but try to get an extimate by calculating the amount he saves monthly. Ask him jokingly if he saves for his future family. He should be more family oriented than friends oriented. "Too much sending my guys money at home" is a no no.

Lastly, if he doesn't personally come down for your wedding except with a very cogent reason maybe life threatening, he probably isn't a legal resident ie no green card or citizenship. In this case, you may likely stay longer in Nigeria until he gets his papers before you join him. Refuse such union because sometimes, he may be tangled with a lady here already for papers, a union he may not easily come out from.

If ladies do this simple research before accepting marriage proposals from obodo oyibo husbands, rate of domestic violence among Nigerians in the States will be at its minimum.

Yankee marriage is favourable to ladies who their husbands already made the ground running. They come to consolidate on their husband's achievements and prosper it more.

FlirtyKaren:
Controversial Ghanaian Christian counselor, George Lutterodt, has dropped yet another one. In his new counselling post, he advised ladies to get any man or even their boyfriends arrested, if they in anyway use their pictures as DPs (Display Photos) on social media platforms.

According to him, no man has the right to use a lady’s photo as his DP, thus he charged women to be vigilant and call for the arrest of any man, who is yet to marry them but has used their photos as DP.

“Report such a man to the police and let them know he is using your image to perpetrate crime”, he stated “Never allow a poor man to marry you. You will die early and go to hell. A man who cannot afford a square meal and a snack should not dream of marriage because he cannot fend for himself.
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“There are some of the men who have no rooms of their own who live in obey the wind chamber and hall. Any man who is of age but not reminded by his parents, such parents are witches and wizards. Never support a man to marry you. .
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He must be fully responsible to cater for you and therefore must bear all the cost of the marriage. If you are also a woman beautiful and attractive yet no man proposes to you, buy a mirror, hang it in your room and weep”, he added.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/marrying-poor-man-leads-to-hell-fire.html

mespusinglez:
To whom it may concern it's just for fun and not
for humiliation.
1. Police.
Police ! Police !! Police !!! if you have not fell into
their traps before you would not understand
what I am saying.
2.Politicians.
Some of them o not all of them, before DSS
starts to look for somebody's enemy.
3.NEPA .
Ah yeh they are number one in Nigeria ,nobody
else recieves insults more than them. The
popular insult is em "May Thunder have its way
with Nepa". It is so bad in my area that they seize
their office gate, I mean they pulled it out and
seized it. If you ask them now they would say" we
are going to work on it" but my father said
during his time Nepa officials said "We are
working on it" when I thought about the two
statements I came to the conclusion that we are
going to wait for a long time since they have not
even started working on it . Back in the days
Nigerian Government were once givers, they
gave benevolently, we gave neighbouring
countries power yet we don't even have. I feel
the pain of those who use electrical power for
their businesses. If you ask them they would say
the power comes from the power station our
work is to distribute, but na una we know .
4. Bus conductor
They would tell you a certain price for the
distance they are going to run, but on the way
they would just increase the price and in other
not to embarass yourself you would just have to
pay, if not they are 101% ready to fight with you
over 10 naira and it wouldn't look to good for a
literate to be fighting in public.
5. Bankers
Sometimes it is better to save to your money in
an empty bottle or bury it underground. You go
to your bank to withdraw your own money, I
mean your own money ,they would keep you
there for hours be it in the bank itself or the ATM
to withdraw your own hard earned money. Even
at times when it gets to your turn in the ATM
stand it begins to read "Out of Service" that time
the only thing on my mind is mur*er, it can
reduce a grown to tears .If I can remember
clearly when I was about paying for
Timirexity.com domain(February 14) I almost
cried because my bank and my atm card had a
issues, I couldn't withdraw but later during the
day God showed me love and I was able to pay,
after crying o. If you ask them they would say it's
the network but network nor affect una bank wen
I dey deposit the money. Who is fooling who? .



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ijustdey:
http://punchng.com/meningitis-gods-punishment-for-fornication-zamfara-governor-says/

Arnoldo:
Nawa o

Jkvivi2020:
so many stupid agent on nairaland that would reply silently and wisely

greygoblings:
@Arnold123, are you here to sell or respond to comments that would chase your likely customers away? I like the car but I think 550k is a little on the high side. 300k? Are you on Whatsapp?

NonFarmPayrol:
so many kids with beard on nairaland


smh

Jkvivi2020:
hegoat go suck ur madam own make he pay u 5k.stupid boy

Jkvivi2020:
you fool,he goat. go an continue ur house boy an wash pants, bra for ur madam make shame no kill you.make u use ur salary of 10k for better things if not hunger go kill you .agent that can not afford one square meal a day is saying rubbish.

LEOSIRSIR:
As today is the April fools day Nairalanders Kindly share your April fool Experience.

emefav:
The General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, Pastor E.A Adeboye, today in his sermon at the Church's headquarters at Redemption Camp, told his members why they shouldn't marry girls from Facebook.

According to him, people who marry girls from Facebook, lose them on YouTube. This message was posted on the Church's official Twitter handle.

Nigerians are already calling out the Pastor and his church for this. Here are some reactions to the sermon;

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/if-you-marry-wife-through-facebook-you.html

Jkvivi2020:
look at hegoat that spend 5k on food a week then u de do house boy for madam wash her pant, cloth,shoes, car, and sell for madam make dem give u 5k as ur cut.idiot.if u get good job u no go sell car for madam.at least u can see u are a fool.com an be my house boy let me pay u 50k per month an leave poverty. u will eat as u like and waste food as u like.u be disgrace to men selling car an doing house boy for women then u come nairaland to say rubbish an tell lies.ur lies is very clear u can see it ursef

Jkvivi2020:
look at immature fool talking who give u agent.u illiterate u go school then u are acting as agent.if u don't take time I will slap you from here an cast a spell on u.u started d insult.instead of u to reply me politely u are still talking rubbish. u want to sell a car with this ur bad attitude.it is only animal that wil buy a car from u because u don't have manners.go an learn manners an get out of nairaland.hungry fool.u wan sell car that is not ur own with bad attitude make d owner give u token for inside.hegoat.

Jkvivi2020:
u are a big fool an ur generation is mentally ill.u idiot,impocrate, imbesite, slowpoke,hegoat
I did not insult u in d first place then u started insult. why post a car an call ursef a dealer when u no u are not ready to sell all reply buyers.u stupid angent.

Jkvivi2020:
is ur car automatic or manual. how chilled is d a. c is d engine an gear box OK.that is very important before inspection

Jkvivi2020:
if u don't want to reply customers then u remove ur car from nairaland an drive d car ursef rubbish