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Esau I hate but Jacob I Love

it looks like one of my cars. lemme goan check the papers. ayam comin

Shortyy:
Nothing every one is as stvpid as you.

Calm down na. I no sabi say e go vex u lai dis. Sorry madam Shortyy, Ayam sorry

writerights:
WTF are you saying bro??

Guy e tire me. Na 50/50 oooo

They should have tried to make it real. What's that guy doing with the hoe?


In summary
1st pix
Man: u go dey go farm ooo
Wife to be: like, are you serious? Runs away

2nd pix
Man: na joke na. Person no fit play with u again? Oya com na abeg
Wife to be: smiles, u sure?
Man: yes. But jus come see d farm and jus use cutlas touch the grass small

3rd pix
Man: na jus lai dis, e no hard
Wife to be: yes, I don touch d grass with the cutlass. E no hard true true. Smiles



Big congratulations to them. More money, love, good children and above all God's blessings

The strike will not happen but it's likely to happen.

What is church?

Go ask ur ex boo first and come back for our answer. And I'm certain you will use same "head rubbing/robbing" to rob him( I mean him)

Why is he looking at you like that? I mean you

faladeSM1132:
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Guy I no like easy money. Go chop ur money alone I no want.... Na weekend be dis. Jus limme ooooo.

He gats complete the work for the money he was paid or else......

We haf seen

No stop make u see wetin dem go do u if dem catch u. This is 9ja

Wetin concern us?

Why is that man looking at him in the first pix like that?

RIP sir. But the type/kind of illness was not stated. Goodbye sir

junnyjake:
Chelsea won the EPL in 2015.
Arsenal won fa cup in 2015.
Arsenal beat Chelsea in Community shield And
Chelsea finished 10th the next season..
Leicester won the EPL in 2016.


Manchester United won fa cup in 2016.
Man utd beat Leicester in community shield.
And
Leicester finished 10th the next season..
Lesson: fa cup winners always wins.
And


EPL winners struggles the following season
Now, Chelsea won EPL in 2017.
Arsenal won fa cup in 2017.
And, Arsenal will beat Chelsea in community shield..
Chelsea will finish ____________ the following season..



#copied

Ur parents born you well. God bless you

MIRACLE OVER A BOWL OF SOUP~ DR. BABATUNDE ARIYIBI.

I'm at my regular Chinese restaurant for a quick bowl of soup. She walked in shortly after I did. Middles aged probably but definitely in the middle of a crisis. "How could you let this happen? " she agonized over  the phone almost  in tears to her son . "After all we've done, after all we've spent, after all our efforts. Have you called your dad to inform him of this terrible thing you are telling me?"

 

 By now my mind was temporarily off my bowl of soup, feeling for her being a parent myself.  I almost stood up from my table to go and express the words of encouragement that were welling up in my mind - that God would make a way in the situation, that she should not despair.  I restrained myself thinking not to be too forward.  As she noticed that her voice was rising over the phone,  she stepped out so as not to disturb others.  A gentleman who was seated behind me, also witnessing the drama, approached the woman on his way out, enquiring what the problem was. All of a sudden, through the window I saw her countenance change. She started kneeling and thanking him as he gave her a phone number. He was a provision, an answer to her problem. She stepped back in exclaiming - see how God works! In my heart, i rejoiced with her. Indeed, how God works ! How come that gentleman was there when she was there? How come she received the news when this man would over hear it? God had made provision for her even before she knew she would need it. She was taken by surprise, but God wasn't.                                  

 A man's unbelief does not stop God from doing what he's going to do. It only stops him from receiving what has been done.  Do you know everything God is going to do has actually been done already? All that's left is the revealing of it in our lives if we believe. Our needs don't take him by surprise; this is why He is God.     A perfect example of this truth is seen in Rev 13:8 where it is stated, referring to Christ as "the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world".  In essence, the solution to the fall of man, the redemption of man had been taken care of and settled before it actually happened in time and space. He had made provision for it before we arrived on the scene. This is why He is God. Nothing takes Him by surprise.                                      

This truth is seen again in Heb 4:3-  "if they shall enter into my rest: although the works  were finished from the foundation  of the world"   Jesus said it is finished.  Everything God is going to do has already been done. Unbelief can't stop Him. It's too late. It can only stop a man from receiving it in time and space,   that is to say in this natural realm.   Unbelief does not make something unavailable;it cannot undo what God has done in the spirit. It only makes it inaccessible. It's there. Faith in His promise will access it. I encourage you to rise up in faith today. Because you can't see it now doesn't mean He hasn't done it. Remember, He loves you.


Dr. Tunde Ariyibi is the Pastor of Walking With God Ministry

billycayana:
You enjoy sniffing sheet
Too much porn

U look familiar. Vera?

feran15:
From a little online research i did recently, the innoson umu and fox were released in 2014(about two years ago) but i am yet to see anyone driving one. i have only seen one of their buses on the road and havent seen a single pick up truck or sedan on the road(i leave in Lagos). Is it that people are not patronizing innoson at all? or have they tried it and were not impressed? www.nairaland.com/attachments/3268584_1382327340944509414026752560097525088167n_jpeg5871c269d541ee89b17aa24c50d5efde
https://i0.wp.com/innosonmotors.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/steering-wheel-umu.jpg

Ekiti state government uses Innoson pick up and other types innoson cars wella. I've seen so may there

I have been reading so much about the trendy topics of Evans and my thought was, what if Evans was a Nigerian politician?
1. He will be a member of which Political Party?
2. Which political office will he hold (councilor, governor, senator, etc)?
3. Who will be his political godfather(s)?
4. Who will be his political godson (s)?
5. If he was a politician, would he have been caught?

What's your say my prophetic Nairalanders?

mynd44; OAMAJ

Who relationship help?

That's why I told somebody yesterday that 95% of Nigeria pastors are not qualified to join me and my wife together... Fake pastors everywhere

By their dressing, the mom can be spotted easily..... 4th

emeijeh:
So na indomie children full here?

I just dey reason the thing now. Most comments should help give an answer to that

Who noticed there are too few comments today on all posts on nairaland? Is it because of UTME?