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Sensiblerealist:
Me na old buka ooo. If you say you Noor dey go, waka jeje.
Cuz I noor do girlfriends thing while in school. It was strictly do and fashi. But I really like you, we go do Banwill or those ones on the other side wey dey sell alcohol too

Haha na so e be Boss

Soulmender:
Make your research, some women only ovulate when they're on their period, that's the only time they can get pregnant. It's rare though.

Ok I’ve not seen sha

Dammyseyon:
I won't lie, it hasn't been easy. My mum literally gives her attitude when she comes around so I stopped her from coming around often. This lady in question didn't even offend my mum directly in anyway. I mean if you don't want people to be together, give tangible and reasonable reasons not just "Their family is not good", I mean who exactly is good?

Their family isn’t good isn’t enough reason na, like what did they do exactly

Nicenixon:
Lol! She fit be Moremi or Akintola babe like that

Haha na them oo
Omo akintola ni

Timagex:
Bro, you should have taken her to A1 or Iya rockwell in awo

Make she go chop better bread and beans abi Eba lol bad guy

Dagger111:
I have experienced such several times, it means u don't spend time that much online. Don't say it can never happen because u haven't experience it.

Comot body
screenshot or rest

Efe42:
Hello guys please I can't say much I'm so lonely right the Girl I thought love who I've always care for with my help and advice she just got a job after a year's of sitting at home now without no reason at all she break my heart please how can I move on I need to clear my thought away far from her!!

Pele
It can pain
Just use your head and move on o
No Go reason am
Girl leave me travel go uk say she no Dey do again
I put am for body double my hustle.
Find other girls and if you no see live on

Dammyseyon:
As odd as this sounds, it is presently happening to me. My mum is having issues with the lady I'm seeing because of a long time family feud, but I'm standing my ground. I decide my future with God when it comes to who to marry, not my mum or dad.

How ar you handling it please

Lol
Why you Dey lie guy?
Op these never happened rest

Lol when time reach
We go know
Oshisco

Emeka511:
Mine just happened some ago.
I met her yesterday at the supermarket we got talking and exchanged contacts.
As we were talking she was already telling me she love my shoes. Lol
Today we had our first date at a garden which she fell in love with the place.
She ordered for Smirnoff double black and a plate fish pepper soup after she finished her drink she ordered for Smirnoff ice big bottle which she got... I asked her if she can stand the alcoholic trips and she said I drink more than that.
She had not taken the drink to half bottle she became drunk and started misbehaving trying to kiss me in public... The next minute she wants to throw up.
Assuming she respected her sef on our first date she wouldn't have embarrassed herself the way she did this night..

Just look at her life now

But I hope you took her home and took care of her

badboyTee:
gift0123 go use shit spoil my toilet on first date her shit was really smelling that day I wonder what she ate since that day I haven't called her again

Wait so you sef don lash gift0123

CuteEmma:
No issue with pregnancy? That’s not true

You are a lady and you don’t know that you can never get pregnant when on menses. You sure you are not catfish

magnumwhales:
So no be only me waste money for banwil
No oau babe wey u tell sey na banwil u dey carry am go wey no go follow u

Haha my man no be only you
Dem go always follow
Infact na every damn restaurant for those restaurant chow my money cause na etf I Dey that year
Lol

TuFab:
Oyo is your case

Lol guy why you Dey act like woman na

Omo me wey be say na virgin I wan marry like this nko

SultanOfPuna:
Him no postrate, na why him fvck up.
How can you be standing like statue
When your mother is blessing you
He should have postrated infront of the mother instead of standing like a general while his mother was squatting down.
Thats a huge disrespect
Thats why the blessings no work shi shi

Don’t key me haha I no fit laugh

LeyeWrites:
If you change your job everytime because you don't like it, guess what that makes you.

What?

That’s what they are goo at , making copies of real items, making fake Dior clothing and so on

SultanOfPuna:
Go smoke some weed, calm down and meditate.
When you start getting High
Gently from your heart, Ask the Most High to show you the way.

Carry Dry Gin and pour on the ground for your ancestors.
Shout at them, tell them are they not ashamed that their generation are suffering. While they are 6 feet underground sipping dry gin.

Tell them to better sit up and use their powers to help their son.
If possible carry cane and flog on the ground 7 times. Your Ancestors go feel am

Lastly, postrste infront of your mother. Not father ooh, postrate to her tell her to bless you.
After she bless you.
Leave your home and enter the city. Dont look back when you are leaving home.

Once you do this, youre life will Change For Good

Lol I laugh when I hear this prostrate before your mother not father to succeed.
Fallacy and nonsense
Chukwueze mother pray for am to succeed in afcon but na rubbish e Dey play
Mtchew make una no Dey talk they’d shii

DanielAlhassan:
you get sense before for your mind now u dey advice person

U need slap

Baba mi you no get one sense like this

Haha faith oau 2015, I been get small change that year. So I asked her to follow me on a date na.
My head should have told me this one na I never chop o she come fat join sef.
When we got to banwill oau, crowded as usual, found a spot and we sat quietly. She ordered food and started eating, Aunty chill na, na toast I come Toast you for here. We finished eating and we didn’t even get to talk well.. she finished one can of malt.

Me jokingly asked
Should they give you another malt?
She said yes han han
Omo I shock ooo
So weird

Johnwick64:
Hey guys, sorry for putting this in this section but I did because this section gets more traffic than education.
I am about to resume to the university of Ibadan and I am confused whether I should stay on or off-campus. I wish to stay off-campus because am actually a very quiet and private person and i don't think I would be comfortable living with four people in a room or using a dirty toilet or dealing with noise. Besides I am a Muslim and I need privacy and clean environment to perform solat.
The problem is the closest place to ui is agbowo which has a reputation for robbery and cult attacks, basically a ghetto, so its out of the option. There are other environs around but am not so sure of the safety, should I just stay on campus and observe this areas,I could
probably learn to adapt to hostel life or does anyone have any recommendation for safe neighbourhood around U.i

You wan go off k so you go fit Dey lash baa
Better stay on k first then shadow when you enter the system
Plus you fit fail if you Dey outside if you don’t know what you are doing

E be stunted pyramid

Jerhmeel:
which state please

Lag

Wt heck

saphiere:
Men are evil. All what men think about is sex.
Never leave your girl child with any man please. This gender is cursed.

Your brothers and father inclusive
So sorry man

Qhueenella:
Yes I did

No p

Elobest:
I have system, how can I learn it

Go online learn

Qhueenella:
Nope none ooo. We’re just sitting ducks..

You did medicals too

DanielAlhassan:
you are not serious

From fry pan to fire

Only God can deliver someone from murstibating

Mtchew


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