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porthouse7:
ok i have nokia 3310, are u happy now

Nah bro
Be contented with your Samsung a10

porthouse7:
i dont need to brag

My dear
You can’t brag with what you don’t have
I’m 10001% sure you own none of the above mentioned

EzegeNdiigbo:
This morning as i was rushing to meet up with someone in another local government area to deliver a stuff,i was whistled by a girl that i know as fruit seller when am about to enter a bike. when i turned back it was her. i ask her any problem she didn't uttered any problem i hissed and entered the bike and left. i was thinking if she was using me to catch cruise me or what because she normally act like that.

So around 10 o'clock when i came back from the business i went to,the same girl walked up to me when i was alighting from the bike looking somehow weird with me looking at her with frown a face.I immediately ask her what's wrong with you, are you using me to catch cruise or wetin omo the girl open her mouth and drop the bombshell.

she said let me be real with you for the past one week now i have been having this kind of irresistible feelings for you so for the sake of valentine let me be real with you i think am inlove with you and want to be your girlie o so please don't disappoint me,i got no option than to accept the proposal.

You need to see her face like person that was flogged and ordered not to cry and she even gave me a very tight hug which i can hear her heart beat clearly..so my fellow Nairalander if you loves someone please walk up to the person and say your feelings if he/she agree fine no agree fine. at least make person no go die..

This never happened but continue

Zeal0000007:
Pals just don't know what to think, here is it, my fiancee's sex libido increased rapidly than before, I work at sea returning back from work , the way my woman has been spinning during sex is disturbing.
I know she must have missed me but she is not a very sexy driven person. This time around during sex, she can raised her legs up to her head, and its shocking, the way she moans its unbelievable, this time around she loves doggy style, like say tomorrow no dey, she wants to come up top me and alot more.

My imagination is trying to tell that she might be having it with someone that is very good in bed while I was away, pals this is giving me a lot of concern. Soon I will be going back in matter of days, from my observations since I came back I have not seen strange number calling her.

What do you want us to do bayii

neuf:
Funny how Iphone 13 cost the same as iphone 11 which is cheaper than Samsung Galaxy S21 line up but you guys still run with iPhone cost more than other smartphones.

like which year will you guys blame your local dealer for hiking the price of Apple products and leave Apple alone??

Lol I’ll not be surprised if you can not afford any of the above named phones. Na only Nairaland una Dey make mouth

formular760:
Last year December i made a resolution with God that I’d have my own place.

This year I finally saved the required amount and here’s a one room apartment and this is my first bachelor meal .

Better days ahead i pray

You Dey lag?

Let no one guilt trip you into a relationship you cannot accept
Why didn’t she open up since
She has been manipulating you
How many of them can go into such

This thing that they forget where they are hmm
How does one just lose consciousness like that

Chaos14:
You know as being a redpiller geting women is not that hard.
so there is this girl i had a one night stand but she thinks we had a connection.she keeps following me to places she even followed me to work Now she is preventing me from getting other girls and that is what pain me pass
please help me

Mtchew
Never happened oga

Billingslord:
what make Ogun,Osun,ekiti useless?
Ogun has completed more project than SE is governor except umahi and obiano
osun state is noth owing like abia and she is building flyover with many road construction which is talking a decade for abia to build.
ekiti is currently building her own airport.

If I swear for you ehn
Ogun has dome what?

Attention seeker

This never happened
I can bet Seun’s ball

Asgard73:
Yoruba will rant how east is divided and even export and sponsor division of old eastern states

Forgetting that their own Na from head to bottom.. that can turn bloody at anytime with out info..

Tinubu President will see all Yoruba Christians, churches and school been turned to Islamic centers ..
them go come abuse me.. knowing fully well is the truth oh.. but hate reality .

Mtchew
Na kho eri

Lol

Una Dey push anyim pol

underpinna:
Lol Jesu.
I dey beg o.
That woman is damn too hot. The feelings I get whenever I see her is mind blowing.
Too bad my friend has entered the race so, I am matching break.

Ehen after she don born
Give me her number

underpinna:
My being married is never a subject to discuss.


I wasn't going to marry her. I just love her structure. I wouldn't have disappeared if I had eaten the fruit. I would have stayed because I like her but wouldn't have married her. I am not sure she's even looking forward to marrying again.
Though she told me she prefer dating married men.

You dont want to marry her because you are married
You qnt to shineher Congo
God no go gree for you

kenzysmith:
u guys said cr7 won't shine in Spain he prove u wrong u guys said he won't do it at Italy he prove u wrong u said he won't it in England again he now has 14 goals in 17 games .
Messi suppose they shame

Who are the yiu guys that said tapinaldo will not shine anywhere
If he like he should shine pass biggest star in the universe in anywhwre he is
Go and check the stats
It doesn't lie
7 7 7 is the number
Golden shoe baba dey
International cup baba dey
World cup awards bab dey
But tap in my man ni dey do that shii
Haha

shege45:
I moved out of the country a while back. I have never been a fan of ldr which my girl knows. She cried and told me that she would be faithful which I stupidly accepted. There’s this guy in her school which i always warn her of. She tells me that she hates the guy. Nothing can happen between them. I just found out today that they have been dating for almost a year. I don’t break up with am. Never fall for that long distance relationship scam. That guy she tells u that she can’t date, watch them well

You found out? How did uiu find out oga

Why do we say ni to long distance relationship?
Long distance relationship that won't end up with you guys being together in the next two years max is nonsense
If you are having long distance relationship, it shouldn't be for bfgf
It should be for couples tht hve n end to the long distance in sight

underpinna:
2mins read.......
There is this mother of two I know. Her husband is dead. I do visit her shop to kill time with some discussions. Whenever I am with her, I will always want to tell her my feelings towards her but I won't because I was afraid. I harbored fear and felt that she would react negatively and rain insult on me. She could be older than me but am 33 and average in height.
About a month ago, I visited her shop as usual. I hanged around until She parked few of the things that she is selling inside her house because it was time to end the activity of the day. When she came out, she stood with me for a while. It was around 10pm and I figured it out within myself that she needed me to say something. I told her my feelings for her after wasting about an hour.
I was surprised at her matured respond but no was the answer.
I did not pressurise her to accept my dating advance but once in a while, I do go and visit her in her shop.
I renewed my request after a while and she said she can't be in a relationship with me because I work close to her shop(house).
I left her without persuading her to accept me.
Just last week, I told her that I like her. She said I shouldn't say that to her but I should rather say "If not that you are married, I would have married you".
I never bought that line so I insisted that I like her. I also told her that I always tell people how I feel.
She wasn't happy so she told me that if I come to her shop again to ask her out, she will insult me. In her words, "I know how my husband suffered from me before I accepted to marry him"
She then started raising her voice before I walked away.
We haven't been talking for days now but greet if we cross paths.

My question now, did she rejected me because I cannot code or I am fearful.

She code that yiu just want to yansh her and go
Leave her alone

PastorMIsBack:
I'm not a pastor - it's just a username on Nairaland

Oga mi do me £20
No time

hotplay:
Good day Nairalanders, I need your advice.
I had an encounter with a police officer yesterday along Ibadan-Abeokuta road. I will keep it brief and concise.
I boarded a bus from Ibadan to Abeokuta yesterday afternoon. Somewhere around Odeda, our bus was stopped at a police check point. I was apprehended by the officer who asked me to unlock my phone for him. I did as instructed and next he called me a cyber criminal without any evidence to proof. He immediately demanded I paid him 500k or I will be arrested and detained. I told him I can give him only 5k because I had a very important thing to do and I wouldn't want him to waste any of my precious time. The officer agreed and eventually I gave him cash of 3k because he didn't accept transfer for obvious reasons. Before he searched my phone, he seized my bag and a nylon containing my shoes and my iPhone usb cord.
I unfortunately missed my bus because of delay, so I needed to board another bus immediately, so the officer helped me to stop a bus. He then handed me my bag and nylon. I was so pissed off and tried to cool off my head with a short nap. On getting to Abeokuta, I checked if the contents of my bag and nylon was intact buy to my greatest surprise, I found a big android phone belonging to the police officer inside the nylon instead of my shoe and usb. He had unfortunately giving me a wrong nylon containing his own phone.
I have the phone with me now and I'm sincerely not willing to give it back. He has been calling and I don't know if I should change my mind.
What should I do guys? I'm confused.

The person that will suffer is the person rht buys it from you

horpe25:
Hello nairalanders,
This is a true story i met this amazing lady last month we exchanged numbers and we started talking and later find out she is married but with that we started dating along the line we fix an appointment to yesterday and she agreed to pay for the hotel and it went smooth but what really shock me is that she told me my stuff is too small i still havent overcome the shock i am since yesterday what should i do should i let her be or we should continue

Give me her number lot me confirm i t

Goodvibes8:
Happy new month Dear nairalanders. Pls i really your advice on this issue.

My girlfriend and I have been dating for a year and 3 months, I intend to make her my wife. She is always on her recommended glasses because of her eyesight, She is a great, beautiful and brilliant girl but she lacks patience, she is not always patient with me.

She is a kind of girl that if she need something from you, just be ready to give her what she asked instantly and immediately else she will give you attitude.

I take good care of her, we go out on dates, I send her money for up-keep, I always try to be a good and better man for her, she is not a bitch and I love her so much.

Exactly this time last week, I sent her 35k for her up-keep. So yesterday evening (6pm) she called me and she said her glass lenses has expired, she can barely see and it's causing her serious headache, that she needed 25k to renew the lens.

I gently told her I can't do transfer at the moment, let her use the money I sent to her last week to sort it out first, then I would send everything back to her including the money for her glass lens in 4 days time.

She started giving me attitude, she said the money isn't up to 25k in her account, that she has used part of the money. I also explained the reason why I can't do transfer but she didn't listen, from 7pm yesterday till today she refused to pick my calls.

This morning, I have to make some calls to my friends to help me with some cash, then I sent her the 25k to go see her optometrist doctor. Infact what happened is just a tip of an iceberg, I can't even narrate what she done on several occasions, She doesn't care if you have what she need. Everything about her is urgent!!

I see this her behavior as a red flag. What should I do? I love her, she's a first class graduate. Pls don't call me a simp. I just need advice Pls.

I'm sorry I can't lie ti you
Yiu are simp
The earlier yiu realise that the better for you

Zionzoom:
aswear.
We knew all along that fraud can't perform outside of Barcelona

Lol cry river
7ballondor
1 copa
Your tears
Let then pour more

Princess80:
Most times I see men asking the question of what ladies bring to the table, u may call me a feminist but I dont subscribe to women bringing things to the table.

Seriously, we aren't created to bring, we are to process, the man is the provider, he will bring everything for us to process.

If u give us bring sperm, we give u babies
If u give us groceries, we have to give u food
If u give a house, we give u a home
Give us frustration, and trust me, i will surely multiply it and give u hell.

In the bible, Adam had everything and had dominions over it, the woman only came to help him harvest his raw materials.

When it comes to finance, Oga it is 100% ur responsibility, I could only assist when my husband isn't making much and he had future plans or if I earn better than he does.
U can't share financial burden with me and still expect me to cater for the children, wash, cook, clean all alone and still gather enough strength for ur wahala at night.
Bringing money is the only thing a man does, why on earth will u share that very one with me? When I object, u will call me a feminist, Oga masculnist, I will not share

Note: sharing financial burden and helping are two different things.

Oya let the insults pour 123 go.
Lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique seun u have been moving awon redpillers thread for a while, oya come and do the needful here, let the war begin

Funny thing is some useless girl s have thus mindset
Its appalling

Lol

Pasima:
Good morning nairalanders, seriously this rape of a thing I always hear on nairaland land I thought is only for the weak men who don't have self control and I hate it. Let me go straight to the point my girlfriend and I have been dating for months now and we are happy together and do have misunderstanding she denied me sex for two months today she came I lost control and pounce on her my thing was so hard I av already pull her dress before I got hold off my self she was crying I told her that I am sorry she left and vow not to visit me again. I am crying all day.

You are a moomoo man
How do yiu guys invite girl without telling her yiu wana knak her
That way everyone is safe
If uiu are not knacking
Stay in your house
The day I feel like gisting I will invite you

Maxxim:
Reason you need to let your babes starts knowing earlier that, fvcks is part of the deal, no time for lovey dovey.

Exactly boss

Lol lumia windows phonein2022
Lol Abe abeg

CandyOps:
Bold of you to decide what your sister does with her body for her especially now she's an adult.
But then I understand you. You are the older sis and raising a kid isn't child's play.

This is a hard one. as she wan born the pikin una go begin focus on teaching her a marketable skill.
Because she'll need to start earning her own money.

Learn a skill (like how to sell human hair on IG & facebook) because to be single mom for Nigeria without much help is not a child's play
Any skill she learns now will help her earn a living after birth.

Who is this one like this
Mtxhew

bayo2018:
The second experience was with my HOD. i went to my HOD office to get some file and I’m to input some digit from my phone to one the file at his office so I brought out my phone and while doing it, I guess baba saw the back of the iPhone and he started asking me the make of the iPhone and like the price tag for such device and he repeat same thing that I’m into yahoo omo I just clear him also that I’m not a fraudster and I brief him my scope of business and we’ve being friends since that time lols.

Some lectures also tag me yahoo boy even though I don’t live their lifestyle And the only reason they do this tagging is when they’re able to sight my device which make me not to carry any of my high end device out to sch area again I only carry my small apple device because I believe with that you should not be able to tag me a fraudster because I’m tired of explaining to everyone that I’m not a fraudster
I live below my means
I don’t flaunt my wealth in school
i don’t attend parties like that in school not to talk of doing Dorime (order casket )
You won’t even know my worth if you meet me randomly (only few peeps sabi me )
Even the yahoo guys and me can’t be on the same level because I make my money legitimately and far bigger than them

Why you dey cap
You make money pass yahoo boys
How much you get

PastorMIsBack:
I'm not Jesus

You are pastor

PastorMIsBack:
As I said, you're not in the pot

is tat what Jesus will do

PastorMIsBack:
Take a look for yourself, oh doubting Thomas
https://www.nairaland.com/6966714/giveaway-5-followers-10-each/1#109884891

OK pastor
Oya do me £5 then
Thanks