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PastorMIsBack:
I've googled. It's about 3 hours from London so definitely not near I've never heard of anyone say they are going to Lincoln for the weekend. Birmingham, yes. Manchester, yes. But Lincoln, no

You're on your own if you go to Lincoln I shall not come to visit you.

Haha don't worry we will be in Lincoln hustling and by weekend we will come adpaint london blue

Ufedolove:
There won't be a next time with that girl. And I don't hope to meet with her type till I leave this earth.

You can not d without so far you are in the street, you will always meet them
Just use your head.

She I was in school
I invited a babe all the way from lag to ife
She came and said no sex
I didnt touch her
Day break
Took her to bus garage
Told her to sit so I can use ATM
Haha you know the rest

Ayo081:
Wetin be dis?

I gat to ask na lol

PastorMIsBack:
I've just posted a Giveaway on the Religion forum but your name is not in the pot

Audio giveaway
Do it here where we can see it, no more audio

Na film

Op you are a small king. But normal normal you for no give any money again to sort herself..
next time dress up and leave
No time my man

Animegirl wan chop you ni? Lol

Ufedolove:
I forgot to mention that she said no word after all my short soliloquy.

Body count plenty but virgin or nothing

Undisclosed:
Good evening everyone please I need sincere advise from everyone please. I met this girl 2weeks ago we hung out I asked her and she was like she needs to know me more and am like hey am not here for chop and go relationship but rather a healthy one and she said yes. She came to my house we kissed but no sex cos I wanted to respect her decision. Wen she was about going I gave her 500 for to but she didn't say anything I then recalled that she said she lost her toiletries money I den collected d 500 and give her 2k she then said she never complained about d 500 she asked if I had money with me I said just d 500 I collected from u and she gave me 1k back and collected d 500 making her own now 1500. But her attitude towards d relationship is so cold like dis night we had an issue and I told her to type am ur boyfriend (issues led to dis) and she has refused am really confused, girls do u think she love me or just playing with me. Please I need urgent answers

All these 17 years old wey just get admission ehn
Una no go keey person

Stephen2324:
I joined a hook up whatssap group chat only to find my girlfriend as the admin.

Lies

Nafisat Elecashmoney
Mhiz Lizzy pearl
Jo la de
Awon weyrey

PastorMIsBack:
Never heard of the place

Are you in osapa London

PastorMIsBack:
Where is Lincoln?

You Dey youkay you no sabi Lincoln ke? Near London iya mi

kettykin:
Dealing in banned substance is far better than killing innocent people and using their body parts for satanic money rituals.
They sold banned substance and not killing their fellow human

The earlier you realize that you are a mu mu the better for you oo

PastorMIsBack:
In today's news: 'U-turn on mandatory jabs for NHS workers'

In the spirit of That do giveaway na
And also do you know about accomodation in Lincoln

InsanePsycho:
The cuteemma dude seems to have a crush on you

Jesus is lord.
I forbid bad thing oo
Ha haha

Totilopussylick:
God isn't a sky-daddy.

He's a spirit.

Holy spirit at that.

Incase you never come in contact with him, it means your christian life is faulty.

Give your life to Christ if at all your a Christian.

See who deybpreavhboo

GodIsBiafran:
If you believe the nonsense written in the bible you are single digit iq.

Lol anu
You Dont believe all this written in the Bible but you believe there's odeshi for ipod and amadioha naeme striking of thunder, odiegwu.
O sino 1 digit iq, I've tested IQ myself and I'm not single digit
Dont need Eddie okonta from ekwulobia to tell me
Rada rada ko shi lo

Osagbovo2:
Latest update on this my long distance relationship issue,
Dear nairaland Comrade,
I have observed that this my acclaimed lady checks my WhatsApp status upload daily but she don't say hi or respond to my Greetings even up till now that am sending this message.
Am wondering if indeed she isn't interested in me again and why is she having my number and let alone checking my status daily and every of my status upload.
Kindly advise me what could she be thinking still having my number and also checks my status daily
Nairaland comrade male and female help you friend with calm advise .
One love

Gee you are in Nigeria and you think a lady in Australia is actually thinking about you because she checks your WhatsApp status, so you realize some people just watch status like film..
What if she's just scrolling through and not even bothered about what's written on it.
Move on gee

Philip94:
My newly wedded wife always capitalize on my what I did and said wrong eventhough she does and say wrong tinz to me which I most times overlook. On many occasion, she will start giving me attitude and will pick up quarrel with me for weeks. I have told her countless time to always address issues she has with me immediately b4 it turns to a big quarrel. She wont listen but will rather keep malice with me at any little misunderstanding we have. Please, how can I find a lasting solution to wife unending quarrel, malice and resentment? I am already getting tired of rhe whole thing ��.

Marriage wey una just start
Lie that she didn’t do all these when you were dating her? You chose not to see it then

It’s your cross

Whykidstarboy:
I met this girl some few weeks ago then I told her we should be friends although later changed it to be my girlfriend when we met later on the same day.unfortunately, this girl told me she lost her phone recently which resulted to me calling her daily.we stayed just few houses besides each other in the same neighborhood but we hardly see cause she told me she's working.last time we met was a week ago and we had a mad romance together though but my greatest concern is that during this week we haven't see except call but she had the effontery to direct a guy to where I do have fun in the evening so I can see them and I can perceive the guy is wooeing her.should I lock up with her or just move ahead because the girl is very well below my exposure and education.

All these 17 years old boy wey just gain admission ehn
Na wa o

God1000:
Some men of underworld stormed my area yesterday morning between 1:30-2am while everyone was asleep.

They first robbed the nearby house before coming to my place, I've never experienced such a thing before, though I wasn't robbed, they probably thought I wasn't inside because I didn't display my curtain outside, i didn't put my footwear outside as well, I also switched off the lights the moment I knew they were around trying to break the entrance door.
My apartment is self-contained inside a big compound, some of my neighbours were not at home yesterday, so they shut their doors, those criminals only entered the ones they knew people were inside.
I was so scared guys, I wrapped my big phone and power bank in a nylon bag and put it inside foodstuff leaving the small phone and some amount of money should incase they strike.

It was a moment of confusion, but they didn't beat or injure anybody sha, their Modus operandi shows that they know the terrain well.

I'm already planning to leave the place as soon as possible.

We went to a nearby police station to report the case but they referred us to another division, they said they can't handle it

There's no security in this naija.

How were they entering the houses boss? Force entry?

I don't know about that but even Jesus did the stuff na
1. Brought money from fishes mouth
2. Fed thousands with 5 loaves of bread
And so on.

But nobody should come here with jinns go to banks to steal money and bring for them
That's absurd

TuFab:
It's definitely a place of pain for you, and I'm still trying to understand the reason, as the picture is def not that of any female member of your family, as y'all are direct descendants of apes.
Go check your bro at Kirikiri, Panti or Aro.
So keep crying ok, your tears tastes like Coca-Cola.

this one na pikin jare
Alayerada
Grow up
Improve your self-esteem
You can not be able to make it in life if you continue like this
you'll always play second fiddle

Dammyseyon:
Nothing really o, my mum had an altercation with the elder sister many years back about 15 or more of I'm correct and that's all.

Did you know about the altercation?

TuFab:
The reason why you're in so much pain over what you're not sure about is what I don't understand.
Joblessness is bad o.

Lol no bro, it's not a place of pain, it's pity for your pathetic life that you have to act like someone else to be fulfilled..
Think about you or life. Is this how you will continue? You can never make it like this bro

CuteEmma:
arthurwillia


People tend to think that they know it all, when in fact they know nothing. I’d have attached some things but Google is your friend, go and learn.

Go and sit down oga

TuFab:
You're free to continue doing the maths dear.

I do not understand why you guys are like this? It’s nonsense sha you know
Grow up

Jeremani:
I won't lie with such thing bro, but u can choose to believe whatever u want

My man upload screenshot
Or let’s rest

Emeka511:
Yes I drove her to her house and made sure she entered her gate... I know she will mess her house up with vomit... Lol.

Good guy

TuFab:
How am I a guy?

Uploading a fine girls pics.
Haha
If you are a lady then it makes it worse, you can’t post your pics due to low self esteem