₦airaland Forum

pretydiva:
No sex doll can take the place of a female. The importance of a female in a man's life cannot be overemphasized

It's vice versa, men's importance too cannot be overemphasized...

Kapilta:
Mumu khaffi. Mrs ekpata, see name self. Stupid foolish thing. Like say Yoruba men don finish. Ode oshi.

lol... Nawa to you oo...

Emyzoloye5:
it's advantages are numerous....dats if you use your 6 before 7

Man wey sabi...

emperorzz:
Ireti doyle! My sugar mummy for life!

Seconded... God bless you

Homextras:
Strive towards travelling out of Nigeria... This is the best age to do this.

May God bless you...

czarr:
Learn how to be indifferent to the outcome of any thing you pursue whether it's business or women, keep an open mind and always plan alternative course of actions incase the initial plan fails.

You're on point Sir...

FuckEveryday:




How many times will this topic make front page


Make Una give us topics on how to make money, working guys too suppose drop updates wey go make front page! Abi Lalasticlala this country Neva tire you

But you see the topic before you click on am na...

Ottyn01:
I used to like this Amaechi before he's one of my favorite politician in the east...

But since the day he accepted Buhari as his Godfather he has become a failure total failure.

Not east but south...

Preshieben:
I wouldn't like to date anyone who's into such business

But would you like to accept gifts from such people?

Myhusband:
no be like that my dear sister, is good to learn from people's past experiences to know when and how to avoid enemies that called themselves our friends

Absolutely true... You're indeed a wise man or woman...

ogascomax:
May be na this thing he take dey deceive Buhari make them no sack am oo. Olodo man.

Not only that... The man is kinda honest tho, everyone has a good and bad side bro...

ZINIIBANKS:
Noooo JP don dey my mind since 2O18
Any given opportunity am out of this shithole

Ditto bro... Mine has been since childhood days oo but I'm sure real soon it's gon be a reality...Grace...

ZINIIBANKS:
Na person I go greet for camp ma elder bro friend Dre
I wear him coper cloth I use am catch two babes .
I fûck one one no gree she say she get boyfriend.but I still suck her breast.
NYSC na pure Cruz aje to leave naija just dey my mind if not me self go serve

Bro you fit serve then travel afterwards na...

Dreyton36:
Drink two crates of Heineken on me I'll pay

Thanks brother i appreciate... But instead use the money buy me loud, Colorado and chilled hollandia yoghurt with meat...

Dreyton36:
How wish buhari legalize weed I no for they vex for am
He did nothing beneficial to me

But that doesn't change the fact that zlatan is a mofo

Any president that wants to rule Nigeria successfully must be a joint dragger (weed)

When you smoke weed you reason well like a prophet
Oh i love weed and big boobs

Lights up my kpoli in peace

I sincerely like your person...

WrittyWritter:
I reject ur type 4 any guy I know and will know..chaii..so u can allow it mother-in-law to suffer while u enjoy..I know some mother in-law get their own 4 body but

D man dat will marry better not have a mother...I am so shocked by what u said I don't even know what to say... ...I don't understand were u ladies get dis entitlement mentality from aswr..I'm a lady and I don't have it..so how do u ladies develop it

You be confirmed Lady... Nice write-up...

lefulefu:
friends of benefits plenty guy ...though it only happens if the lady is attracted to u .to see a lady wey dey attracted to u and wants to be ur friend no suppose hard nau .also for a guy to increase im chances he need to p!mp up his appearance as well.u will enjoy sex more with a girl if she does it with u cos of attraction than wen u use money entice her to have sex with u

You are a wise man...

[quote author=mozona post=96569282]whitening of teeth makes the teeth weaker.

normally our teeth is not white in nature[/quote
Please how true is this Sir?

privaldo:
Oh well, you are a new blood in PH. Ask about Rumuokoro, Choba, Aluu, Mile 1 and Wimpey. I have lived in PH for over 20 years and counting.

Bros forget that thing, cultism dey almost everywhere for ph, but not like his (wike) exaggerating in Rumuokoro.

Pierocash:
Rumuokoro is never and was never a hotzone bro, this killing in rumuokoro that is used as a bait for this curfew by wike and his gangs was never heard. I have been in Port Harcourt for over 8 years and at no point have I heard of any cult war in rumuokoro up till this very moment. The only thing we heard was curfew in Rumuokoro, and I asked why,they said cult war, I said when,nobody heard of any cult killing in Rumuokoro.

The hot zone of cultism is diob, ubima ,andoni, . infact in PH, the only cult hot zone is diobu.

The curfew is unnecessary and emanated out of pure wickedness from a man who enjoys oppression and tyranny towards people

God bless you brother, I've been in Rumuokoro since childhood and nothing of such...

olatuns2017:
Port Harcourt ,Edo and cult.


But wait why do cult?

Parent to blame not Govt all the time

But how are the parents to be blamed?See let me tell you a child that wants to spoil will go ahead and spoil regardless of the intensed discipline and upbringing imbibed. Pastor, police and soldier pikin sef dey cult.

olatuns2017:
Port Harcourt ,Edo and cult.


But wait why do cult?

Parent to blame not Govt all the time

What are you saying? How are the parents to be blamed? Pikin wey won spoil go spoil oo regardless of the intensed discipline and upbringing imbibed... Pastor pikin sef dey cult, police, soldier pikin sef dey...

beejay501:
You day talk nansense.
If you no belong no say u belong

My brother thank you jare, the guy no know wetin en dey yarn...

Fuckingmallam45:

Colorado kin sheru omode. But the guy fu...k up, e get d wey boi for area dey do am nau
If na ARIZONA e con take nko? The guy for don enter market teytey
Oga soja, you be learner, u don loose guard

Bros wetin you dey yarn? Arizona no even reach Colorado in anyway.

OMOJOHN001:
I met this lady at a chemist four days ago, the following day I decide to go wait for her on her way home so I can get her number and from there start something with her, Cuz she looks so beautiful for me and I really fall for her.

But to my surprise, the first day I talked to her she responded so well but insist she won't give her NUM that day, that next time we meet she will. I said no problem then I left,the following day I quickly close from studio as per say I be music producer, I went straight to that her work area and behold I saw her again and we talked she smiled and responded, I asked her for her number again, she said next time, I asked her why next time again, she said she didn't have answers to that, that next time she will give me. But me as an Alpha male and redpiller that i am from Nairaland I thought within me that this one is not serious.

I just said to her Goodnight and walk away from her side, going on my way she then enter a bike, When her bike pass by my side I greeted her Goodnight, she refuse to even look at my side. since that day I didn't go to her again,

But guys BABA keep thinking about this babe all day, I still wish I can have her, please what should I do now, should I go to her again or just forget about her, or whatelse can I do to get her number. please guys I need your advice,Thanks.

My advise for you is to ditch her then go out and spin more plates... Your desperation was obvious that's why she ditched you...

Openbusiness:
mistake number 1, after asking the first time and she said next time, you should not have asked her again after meeting her another time....

Modified:

Cut the story short, don't go looking for her and bugging her again. Give her space, allow her to breathe, otherwise you will end up making her think you're a creep and she'll dislike you more and more and totally start avoiding you. So just let go and allow your next meeting to be by chance. This way you won't put yourself under unnecessary pressure, cuz d more you put yourself under pressure, d more you're prone to make mistakes or send out the wrong vibe and she will cockblock your moves.

Next time you guys jam by chance just greet her normal like, Hey wassup na, long time no see. *pause, let her return the greet back* then you can say like you're part of the survey team of the YDP and you guys are doing a public survey and taking some answers and feedback from the youth about what affects them negatively in Lagos (if na Lagos una dey) and the suggestions they have for government to make things better in your community. *Or you can form another thing but let it be a contemporary issue or something currently relevant like the youth protests etc)*

Be calm and just do normal oh, don't try to make physical contact or get too close. Just be free and do normal and talk with confidence like you know what you're saying oh, and don't talk or stutter like you cram something and trying to remember. Then as you are talking or when she's talking just hold your phone in your hand and be forming call. Do it like you're trying to call, a couple of times.

Then as she finishes responding to you, just go like please can she help you with a little favor, there's someone owing you money since lockdown, like 100K, and the girl has been avoiding your calls. Na help you help her oh, cuz she was like nothing nothing, save her soul, they stopped her at work cuz she na private school teacher. And out of your KIND heart *do some small physical emotional theatrics to back it up * but to pay back, she has been dodging and avoiding your calls. That can she just help you call the number on her phone, that you just want to see whether she will pick and talk to her. Just 1 minute call, you will buy her airtime back.

Then when she asks for the number, give her your own number let her call you, but as a sharp guy, quickly put your own phone on silent, so it won't be ringing out when she dials. Let her dial twice, no answer then tell her thanks she should not worry again. You're ok. Bamm! You don get her number b dat. Then free her normal level bye bye, thanks for answering survey....Na d way b dat. Na sense person dey take catch stubborn goat

Lol... Sharp guy, but what of when she eventually find out say you use trick collect am den finally ditch you for that?

Nyanabo:
Nice what part of Rivers. I am from Abuloma. (Kirike Bese)

Really? Na my old hood be that na, ozuboko precisely...

Nyanabo:
Rivers-Delta bro.

Correct... South south we repp'n, me sef na Rivers boy...

Nyanabo:
Yes Bro you are right. but at least we are hopeful that by january we would be called up.

Abi oo, bro you be Rivers or bayelsa guy?

Nyanabo:
Hopefully Batch B Stream 1 Bro. You nko ?

E be like say ours na next year oo

Superjazz:
don't carry ur lowlife cultists slangs here

This is how we relate in PH... Na who go know...