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Romance / Re: Why Do Women Explode After Marriage?? by AryEmber(f): 12:48pm On Jan 29, 2019
pcguru1:


That's the normal standard but I've come to realize not every guy is the same or see things that way.
I can't blame them much, it's the mentality a lot grew up with. I can only train my son to be better.
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Explode After Marriage?? by AryEmber(f): 12:34pm On Jan 29, 2019
pcguru1:


Lol the same man that will expect food 24-7, clean house, take care of kids, she has work and sex, then now add gym to it, plus Lagos traffic wahala and others. That's why the husband should ensure load is balanced so she can have time for that.
Exactly! Now, I don't expect 50/50 work balance but men should endeavour to help out too.
Romance / Re: No Sex Challenge: Can You Do Without Sex For One Year? by AryEmber(f): 12:24pm On Jan 29, 2019
WomenTrainer:
#NoSexChallenge

Oya o! I'm challenging all single men and women all over the world.

The rule of this challenge is simple.

No sex for one year (i.e. from 14th February 2019 to 13th February 2020).

No sex means:
No normal sex.
No oral s*x.
No anal sex.
No phone s*x.
No internet sex.
No sex at all at all.

So, who's joining my #NoSexChallenge?
If you want to join start preparing your mind and body now because e no easy o! Trust me, I'm talking from experience. Konji go show you pepper. But you no go die sha. Lol.

Married people are NOT allowed to join this challenge abeg o!
Me sef get an educated question, which one is internet sex biko?
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Explode After Marriage?? by AryEmber(f): 12:13pm On Jan 29, 2019
Elijah2000:

Actually he is ryt, most women in Nigeria does that a lot. When they were single , u will see them slim but once they marry and give birth, instead of them to try to reduce the weight they have gained, they overlook it and the weight becomes permanent.
Are there not woman out their in Nigeria that has given birth to two to three children, give them a month or two and they are back to their normal shape.
It is just that most Nigerian ladies are lazy to hit the gym and workout or just little exercise to get their normal shape back, that's why u see them with big belly and body. Someone women, when u advice them they say my husband likes it, if he liked u like that why didn't he marry u fat.He just don't wanna tell u not to harm ur feelings.
As for the weight gain after marriage it could be anything from excessive eating, birth, birth control etc, but they should learn to the act of returning to shape.
A nairalander's signature I read was something like this; Nigeria girls will be fit without hitting gym because of the way they run from one guy to another. She's has captured one and no more running after others! Now, on a serious note, do you know the lot of work some woman do esp if she's an housewife. I think it is important for the man to romantically 'drag' to gym and not just shouts of 'go to gym!'
Islam for Muslims / Re: Is It Not Permissible For A Wife To Wear Her Husband's Cloth. by AryEmber(f): 9:09pm On Jan 28, 2019
Finally Oh! My invincible ban from Islam for muslim has been lifted. Now to the topic, it's a pity sha. I was already having fantasies on how I would tease him by wearing his T-shirt. Well, guess I have to think of somethingelse.

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Romance / Re: Counseller Lutterodt: 'Buy A Gift For The Man Who Broke Your Virginity' by AryEmber(f): 8:46pm On Jan 28, 2019
In those days, it was the other way round. Truly, we're in endtimes.
Literature / Re: Happy Married Life To TiffanyJ by AryEmber(f): 12:18pm On Jan 28, 2019
Eberechi24:
Sweet couples, They deserve FP.
What do you think?
Never knew Aunt Tiffany is this pretty, beautiful couples. Yes Oh! We want front page! Front page!

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Romance / Re: Lady Blasted By Nigerians For Shaking Her Boobs While Blending Tomatoes by AryEmber(f): 9:00am On Jan 28, 2019
Valro:
You see Nigerians are the worst hypocrites, most of these people criticising these ladies do worse privatel.
Eeya, you want them to share their private business with you abi? That way, they are no longer hypocrite shey?

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Romance / Re: Have You Fornicated In 2019? by AryEmber(f): 3:59pm On Jan 27, 2019
That word seem so strange.
Romance / Re: Does This Stigmatization Exist? by AryEmber(f): 11:13am On Jan 27, 2019
Stigmatization? More like pity over here where I stay. Nobody judge any woman for going through CS when her life is at stake, such woman even get pampered!

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Literature / Re: A Fatal Love {Sequel to 'The Sugar Mum'} by AryEmber(f): 8:41pm On Jan 26, 2019
My God! Alex is pathetic! I give up, Enny derserve better

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Literature / Re: Happy Married Life To TiffanyJ by AryEmber(f): 8:38pm On Jan 26, 2019
Yippe! HML dearest! Pictures, we want pictures!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Urgently Need A Girlfriend From Anambra State!!!!! by AryEmber(f): 11:47am On Jan 26, 2019
iramure:
Have you passed your WAEC or NECO?
To be truthful to you, you still have a long way, you are still young! Focus on your basic education for now after which, all others will pleasantly fall into places.
Listen to this guy. If you're not in school, try getting into one first. Trust me, you'll see girls tire.

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Romance / Re: insert signatures into your posts by AryEmber(f): 11:37am On Jan 26, 2019
charleff512:
Your mind is made up already.You only came for validation to capitalize on her naivety.
I was about to say the same thing.

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Romance / Re: Ladies Please Who Did This To Us by AryEmber(f): 9:02am On Jan 26, 2019
Perhaps they were joking, sometimes ladies joke like that. A lady may say "I get one fine guy for you" and the other could reply jokingly, "Olowo lemi n fe oh!"

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Literature / Re: Pant Hunters by AryEmber(f): 8:21am On Jan 26, 2019
Babalawo wey wan do IT? Hilarious! Nice one Seezzy
Romance / Re: Viral Pre-wedding Photos Of Couple Flying In The Sky (spark Outrage) by AryEmber(f): 6:41pm On Jan 25, 2019
Weird but better than all the naked and doggy pose.
Romance / Re: If She Doesn't Spend On You, You're Just Her Side Guy - Nigerian Doctor Tweets by AryEmber(f): 6:37pm On Jan 25, 2019
In Ed Sherran's voice "what do I know?"
Religion / Re: It Is Now Legal to Abort A Child At 9 Months In New York. Thoughts? by AryEmber(f): 5:07pm On Jan 25, 2019
hahn:

Since it is legal then it is right
For real?
Religion / Re: It Is Now Legal to Abort A Child At 9 Months In New York. Thoughts? by AryEmber(f): 5:06pm On Jan 25, 2019
johnydon22:
I know right?
Now, what point are you trying to drive out gan?

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Literature / Re: f by AryEmber(f): 3:57pm On Jan 25, 2019
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Thanks for the invite, will check it out.
Religion / Re: It Is Now Legal to Abort A Child At 9 Months In New York. Thoughts? by AryEmber(f): 3:31pm On Jan 25, 2019
johnydon22:
why?
You and abortion sha!
Religion / Re: Before Narrating And Spreading News, Verify! by AryEmber(f): 3:20pm On Jan 25, 2019
May Allah(SWT) forgive and help usall.
Religion / Re: Have You Ever Wondered By Sperm Cells Are Shaped Like Serpents? by AryEmber(f): 3:16pm On Jan 25, 2019
Uhm..... this one pass me oh!
Romance / Re: Must I Marry My Boyfriend That Trained Me In School. by AryEmber(f): 1:47pm On Jan 25, 2019
MPESA:


Good point here but your previous post need to be modify.

P.s
Their must be a mutual agreement between the two lovers for marriage after school.
E be like say pesin never do that kain shits for you before, this one you dey act like holy Micheal.
Romance / Re: I Want To Give My Boyfriend My Panties For Money Ritual, Will He Dumb Me Later? by AryEmber(f): 10:43am On Jan 25, 2019
I know this is fake but still. I think you're smart. Based on what I've seen in movies, if you don't die, he has to keep you with him always. Now tell me, aren't you a genius?
Romance / Re: Would You Marry An Older Woman? by AryEmber(f): 7:09pm On Jan 23, 2019
victorian:
Let's face the reality .

You all know me , I say it as it is.

In Nigeria , guys can date , Bleep an older lady for a space of time but when it comes to settling down ? They cringe ! Especially when their family place heavy pressure on them not to marry the lady but there is another exception. If she's very wealthy and ready to spend on the guy and all his family . then, yea u can go ahead and marry the guy as a lady . If your money dey flow like water with no end . grin Be their mother Christmas !
And they will accept if the guy family is highly impoverished !

Hope am making sense !


As for me hell no!
No mind them jare! That's what they say but do different thing. Although there are some that can but they are rare.
Literature / Re: The Girl Next Door by AryEmber(f): 3:21pm On Jan 23, 2019
Adekunle, where art thou?!
Religion / Re: I Can't Live A Boring Christian Life-tonto Dikeh Replies Critics by AryEmber(f): 1:03pm On Jan 23, 2019
Lazy arse! There's hardly anything boring about christianity.
Education / Re: ASUU To Student: “what Exactly Do You Miss? Fornication Or Education?” by AryEmber(f): 8:06pm On Jan 22, 2019
Are they mad ni? Anyways, no time for JAMB question, I already answered that before they admitted me to the school you have now shut down.
Romance / Re: My Relationship Is At The Vege Of Collaps. I Need Your Advice by AryEmber(f): 7:56pm On Jan 22, 2019
Nacoss25:
thanks fellows for your advice and bashing. i and my girl just settled our qwerel today. she gave me her phone number again. i will say i have learnt my lesson in a had way. Am 29 while she is 19. i promised her not to do that again
My goodness! You're so funny! That you last statement reminds me of days when mom would catch me in an horrible act and I'd start with my chant of "mommy, sorry. I promise I won't do it again."

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