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Family / Re: Can I Survive In Akwa Ibom With 1M Account Balance At 22? by Asagaguy: 5:37pm On Jun 07, 2023
Chat me 08034791528 on WhatsApp, there's a simple business you can do at uyo,very lucrative. Selling of phones screen and parts
yolada:
Nairalanders please help advice me, this is a matter of life and death I don't want to waste this money cry
Let me just go straight to the point

So I have exactly 1 million naira in my bank account and I'll be 22 by 27th of this month (this is not a flex on anybody please)
I don't currently have a job, I live in Lagos and with my parents. But a lot of things happening here and I feel like if I don't leave soon, I might just die.

I plan to move to Akwa Ibom state to go and start a new life on my own even though I haven't been there before. I have never smoked a cigarette in my life, I don't smoke. I'm still a virgin, never had sex in my entire life,I don't womanise, I have Zero friends.

So my plan is to move to the state, secure a cheap accommodation like a single room self contain that should not cost anything more than 100-120k a year. After I secure accommodation, I plan on searching for a job that can at least pay the bills. And probably set up a POS business with some of the money that someone else can be running for me. I don't eat too much and I know how to cook.

Now my question is this. Will I be able to survive for some time in the state with that amount of money pending till I get a job?
And how much is the average rent for a single room self contain in akwa Ibom?

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Armed Forces Must Prepare For Election Violence From Obidients by Asagaguy: 7:26am On Nov 07, 2022
I passionately hate PDP now because of Reno and Dino Melaye. the two clowns don't deserve anything in out political space

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Phones / Re: Where Can I Get Refurbished Phones At Wholesale Price. by Asagaguy: 8:34pm On Jul 09, 2022
Op contact me,I deal on gionee,vivo,hauwai,coolpad,and Samsung in wholesale prices.08034791528
Inemesit90:
I want to start refurbished phone business but I don't know where to source for them at good prices. I need help and advice from fellow members

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Health / Re: Help!!! What Can Someone Use For This Fungal Infection? WARNING!! GRAPHICS PICS by Asagaguy: 10:08am On May 08, 2022
Bro this is pure spiritual poison, don't even relent for a second, look for a good herbal healer
Sheffdon:
Good people of nairaland

What can my friend apply on this leg? He's tried everything possible

And the funny thing is, he feels no to little pain in the leg

Pls we will welcome your good suggestions pls; be it medical or natural method abeg

And water also comes out from time to time too.
Travel / Re: Age Issue On Marriage Certificate by Asagaguy: 1:45pm On Apr 26, 2022
You didn't approach the church with enticing cash that's y your request was rejected.go back to the church and make them cash offer
Alexia20:
Hello house, the age of my spouse on our marriage certificate (church wedding cert) was wrongly captured (my own fault) and I will need to upload the certificate for visa application for spouse dependent visa application for my spouse to join me in uk asap. Common sense dictates that the age on marriage certificate should tally with her passport DOB .

Hence, I have approached the church for correction and they have refused blatantly on the ground that the mistake is not coming from them. So what other options do I have for proper documentation in this visa application,kindly advice.
Politics / Re: 100% Of Arrested Hoodlums In Anambra Are Not Anambra Indigenes - Soludo by Asagaguy: 9:47pm On Apr 08, 2022
85% of them are from ebonyi state, precisely ezza people
Omicronvaccine:
The Executive Governor of Anambra State, Prof Charles Chukwuma Soludo CFR visits Aguata LGA Headquarters to ascertain the level of damage caused by arsonists and hoodlums also known as "Unknown Gun Men", IGBERETV reports.



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Business / Re: Earn $750 Monthly To Post, Like And Comment On Post by Asagaguy: 7:58pm On Mar 13, 2022
Very much interested here is my number 08034791528
realmiracleakab:
Do you want to earn $750 every single month just by doing what you do everyday on social medias? If yes then read.
I want introduce to a platform that pays to share post, like others post, comment on others post, and create a trending post.

Note: am not asking for a dime it is free and anybody that asks for penny after getting this info report.

How do you: you earn $0.05 per post, comments, likes and engagements.
I.e if you share 20 post or drop 20 likes or comment on 20 other people's post, you will earn $1.

If you can drop a total of 500 post or comments or likes or engagements you will earn $25 for that day.
Repeat it every single day and you will earn $750 every single month.

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You must have usa UK, Canada and Australia IP for to join and earn. Other countries like Nigeria are allowed but they don't earn.

If you are interested, just drop your WhatsApp number for more details.

It Is free of charge.
Health / Re: 300 Level UNIJOS Student, Henry Ehiz Commits Suicide, Drops Note (photos) by Asagaguy: 4:25pm On Mar 04, 2022
Me too, I have been wanting to commit suicide yet death doesn't come easily, ...people passing through a lot
illicit:
Eeyah
Romance / Re: It's Over, My Girlfriend Is Pregnant by Asagaguy: 9:58pm On Feb 10, 2022
Just buy 1 packet of mifapak for her to drink, in a week everything will be ok again.
seunsiju:
Even though she always warn me to be using condom, but i like it raw and sweet, couple of weeks ago, she is feeling sick and tired, and i sent her money for checkup, the news break my heart, the test shows she is three weeks pregnant! i want to denied the pregnancy based on say i read her chats on Whatsapp cheating and having sex with another guy, but deep down i know i responsible for this cos the date tally with the time we had last sex....we have agreed to abortion, but am scared it might go wrong.

Pls advice me
Should i denied that i owned the pregnancy, cos i can back my claim up cos she cheated during that periosd or should we go for the abortion.

Pls am not ready to be a father to another kid!!! Help a depressed brother embarassed
Crime / Re: A Police Officer's Phone Is In My Custody, Should I Return It? by Asagaguy: 9:03pm On Feb 02, 2022
Remove his simcard and sell off the phone.make sure you sale it in a location where no one knows you.if you dare to return it, your travails in this life will increase.quote me anyday anywhere
hotplay:
Good day Nairalanders, I need your advice.
I had an encounter with a police officer yesterday along Ibadan-Abeokuta road. I will keep it brief and concise.

I boarded a bus from Ibadan to Abeokuta yesterday afternoon. Somewhere around Odeda, our bus was stopped at a police check point. I was apprehended by the officer who asked me to unlock my phone for him. I did as instructed and next he called me a cyber criminal without any evidence to proof. He immediately demanded I paid him 500k or I will be arrested and detained. I told him I can give him only 5k because I had a very important thing to do and I wouldn't want him to waste any of my precious time. The officer agreed and eventually I gave him cash of 3k because he didn't accept transfer for obvious reasons.

Before he searched my phone, he seized my bag and a nylon containing my shoes and my iPhone usb cord.

I unfortunately missed my bus because of delay, so I needed to board another bus immediately, so the officer helped me to stop a bus. He then handed me my bag and nylon. I was so pissed off and tried to cool off my head with a short nap. On getting to Abeokuta, I checked if the contents of my bag and nylon was intact but to my greatest surprise, I found a big android phone belonging to the police officer inside the nylon instead of my shoe and usb. He had unfortunately giving me a wrong nylon containing his own phone.

I have the phone with me now and I'm sincerely not willing to give it back. He has been calling and I don't know if I should change my mind.

What should I do guys? I'm confused.
Romance / Re: Help: I'm Love With One Of My Staff by Asagaguy: 10:57pm On Jan 19, 2022
The devil decided to remember you this 2022 for destruction, your mumu too much
Vicktorhmustjap:
Hello everyone.

Please I sincerely need your help in terms of advice and counselling.

I am a young man in my mid thirty, has a beautiful wife and 2 kids. I have about 32 staff working for me. Just recently, December to be precise I started developing an emotional attachment to one of my staff. I told her I want her to join me to see a movie and she said she was travelling and she won't be around but January was fine. I knew she was avoiding the outing so I bought a ticket to the movies and sent it to her she never showed up and I didn't call her until work resumed on January 4th and I asked why she didn't come for the movies and she apologise that she was busy.

I told her we can go see the movies now since she initially wanted January, she said she can't that she doesn't want to be seen with a married man, and besides my wife is nice to her and also she doesn't want any girl with her husband when she eventually gets married so she won't want to be with anyone's husband that I belong to someone else.

I told her I don't want sex from her, all I want is from her is a squish relationship. she practically turned it down that she can't because she will be hurt in the end because belong to someone else.

Honestly, I felt hurt because I truly love her. I am more emotionally drawn to her even more than before. We spend considerable time chatting every day and on phones in the evening till night after the day's job. She is not so comfortable spending time in my office as she told me the day I was not in the office everyone kept asking after the boss from her and she felt embarrassed and asked them why can't call to know why I am not in the office.

she said we should please remind her the way it is, just chatting and phone calls and she can't afford to be seen around with a married man.

I really love her and I feel hurt as she is turning me down. I wish I can stop loving her, I really don't know how to stop loving her as I really wish not to hurt her.

Please I need the mature minds here to help give workable suggestions.

please Move to front page

lala



Politics / Re: Father Mbaka To Buhari: Nigeria Will Collapse If You Hand Over To Northerner by Asagaguy: 10:20am On Jan 07, 2022
Is that not what his ipob goons want? A collapsed Nigeria.why is he bothered
Maxymilliano:


http://saharareporters.com/2022/01/07/2023-nigeria-will-collapse-if-you-hand-over-northerner-%E2%80%93-father-mbaka-warns-buhari
Politics / Re: 2023: Jonathan Will Be Given A Chance To Contest If He Joins APC - Akpanudoedehe by Asagaguy: 1:04pm On Jan 04, 2022
Crooks northerners plotting to come back to power after four years.it won't work for them this time around
nairalandankrah:
https://punchng.com/2023-presidency-well-give-jonathan-chance-to-contest-apc/
Phones / Re: The phone this Nairalanders sold me was a fraud not 4G by Asagaguy: 1:09pm On Jan 01, 2022
Naturally,that's a3G infinix smart5.nothing on earth will make it 4G.take it to a phone shop and swap it with the 4G own
Maks27:
So recently I posted that I needed a 4G phone and someone in my vicinity mailed me directly and we sealed the deal at 35k. He showed me with his s on it and I confirmed it was 4G. But the moment I put my Sim card it shows only 3G, I have tried all the setting I know nothing. I even put the phone imel online to check the specs and it says it support LTE.
My question now is there a way he tweaked the screen to decieve me that day when I bought it.
The phone name is Infinix smart 5 x657
And also I have confirmed and my sim is 4G

Kindly advise me


Someone told me to put the phone in demo mode and see if it shows 4G LTE I did it and it showed LTE but my if I out it in normal it is on 3G. Please I want to know if I have been cheated.

I have tried contacting this man all to no avail.
I will drop his Moniker if he refuse to reply me before friday
Crime / Re: "Police Officers In Abuja Kidnapped Us, Stole ₦550,000 From Our Bank Accounts" by Asagaguy: 10:50am On Dec 29, 2021
Romance / Re: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Now Shes Back But I Am Confused by Asagaguy: 10:30am On Dec 29, 2021
[So much time on your side quote author=Oluromantic post=108892719]1. Consider both as friends for a while. Anyone who's not patient enough to be a friend should leave. She's not yours. Don't be surprised, both of them may leave.

2. By friends I mean don't commit yourself to marriage with either of them. Not that if they give you sex you shouldn't take.

3. Don't complain about pictures with skimpy clothes. In fact if they can send you nudes, allow them. That's one way to know who is who.

4. While you're rocking your friendship with them, you'll know the character of the new girl and find out if the old girl has changed and find out thier past.

5. Give your rules, anyone who complies despite it's inconvenience is closer to your goal

6. If you choose the first girl, warn her sternly to desist from going through your privacy on your phone and every other things you don't like.

7. After making your choice, the other maybe your sidechick if you wish.

8. Don't ever tell a girl you quit. Thier brain is too tiny to fathom that. Just be forming busy till you meet again
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Business / Re: Please How Do I Hustle Hard In 2022? 2021 Was Hell For Me by Asagaguy: 1:39pm On Dec 27, 2021
I have been inspired by this your post.remain richly blessed for sharing.
Oluromantic:
Your problem is you believe to much in the work of your hands. Avoid believing hardwork pays. Start believing God's favour is key. The muslims call it albarka. I'm not saying you should not work hard but don't see the hardwork as what pays but as a prerequisite to obtain God's favour which is what really pays.

Bible says, seek ye first the kingdom of God. All other things that people are dying to pursue will come to you without struggle.

Seeking Gods kingdom does not necessarily means you must turn to a gospel preacher. It means anything that makes God primary in your life. Tithe-paying, contributing in building churches, giving the orphanage, lending out your generator or other substances for a Godly gathering for free, doing things that makes God happy and pray.

You don't have to do overtime at work in hustle's name to make it. Some people even pay double tithe. That's because they don't want to struggle like others before they make it. But I'm sure you may be one of those who will castigate them and say they're gullible.

Until you start pleasing God like you don't need money, you won't have it. Money don't go to those who run after it at all. It's those who live like they don't want it that it pursues
Family / Re: Help, My Elder Brother Is Taking Advantage Of My Sick Father! by Asagaguy: 6:11pm On Dec 19, 2021
Asagaguy:
Hire people to rub him off the phone, get the sim, and d throw it away
Family / Re: Help, My Elder Brother Is Taking Advantage Of My Sick Father! by Asagaguy: 6:11pm On Dec 19, 2021
Hire people to rub him off the phone, get the sim, and d throw it away
Ebelelivinston:
He's always with the phone
Family / Re: My Wife Behaviour Towards My Family Members/Siblings Is Driving Me Crazy by Asagaguy: 5:45pm On Dec 19, 2021
OP stick to this, you displayed so much weakness in handling of the matter from the first night
ArcSEMPECJ:
Is it really necessary to be a dummy for peace to rein?
And I ask........what kind of peace is that?

OP....marriage is not that time you wore suit and saw all your friends as best man and men on suit....

Marriage starts after the wedding night and a newly married couple always have imbalance for up to 4-6 months depending on what they have argued and allowed to exist....is a natural case not a kind of war ......

And am happy you recognized when your wife changed......
You too should have changed as well immediately, let there be war of balancing until a decision is reached but for you, you chose peace as a meek one which your wife , siblings and her Mum understood as weakness....

Don't be surprised that any day you try to shout to your wife, the younger brother may raise his hands to slap the hell out of you in your own house.....

Atimes , men go wrong, but they keep to their wrongs because of these weakness women understand from men whenever we fall for their decision....
Man up OP...have a meeting with your wife, decide what happens in your home.
Family / Re: My Wife Behaviour Towards My Family Members/Siblings Is Driving Me Crazy by Asagaguy: 5:25pm On Dec 19, 2021
She is understood you are weak from the first night that she messed up and you didn't take any action.right now only drastic action will change her.start from being a good husband to a bad one.conciously keep late night, once in a while bring wrapped Indian hem home andexose it to her sight.make her think your era
Richpet85:
Please do not mind my english consider any error as typo but I honestly needed a sincere advice.

My marriage will be 8 years by September 2022. The journey of marriage has not been rosy and sometime I feel I made a very huge mistake by marrying my wife. I met her in April that year, we date for 6 months and we finally got married Sept same year. Prior before we got married I took her to meet with my siblings since my both parents were late specially our 2nd daughter who her husband sponsored my secondary education. She was cool with my family and never raised any concern during this period of courtship.

Suddenly a night of our wedding everything changed. That same woman that took care of my family as hers turned into directly opposite of who she used to be. To cut the story short, she started dispising my family and the thought of their sight irritates her.

She started by complaining about my sister's son living with me before we got married, her mum and other of my siblings to the point that anytime my eldest sister visited she will leave my house with tears.

My wife also ensure she send all my siblings and relations away from me and my house no go area for them. But what confuses me was that she doesn't behave in a similar manner whenever her own siblings or her mum visits our home. Her behaviour towards my family has destroyed the joy we once had as siblings. The marriage has produced 3 kids of which my last child is less than a month old. Anytime she put to bed her mother has always been the one coming for OMUGOO. None of my siblings can come to my house because of her attitude towards them.

I can't tolerate it further am dying silently as am typing this msg her mum, her immediate junior Sister are in my house and every where is very peaceful. If they were my mum or sibling my house would have been burning by now.

I made conscious effort to kill and ignore this feeling but anytime I see her mum and sister. I feel very depressed in my own house. There are other ill behaviour she have which I can tolerate but seeing myself separated from my siblings because of my wife is my greatest Marital night mare.

I am sincerely fade up with her but my kids are my greatest weakness. The thought of leaving my house and going far away from her or rather traveling abroad and leaving there permanently has recently overcrowded my mind. But I can't stop thinking about my kids, their future, and what they will turn into if she is to raise them alone.

Don't forget I have provided her with everything needed to be comfortable in marriage, house, cars, business, etc mostly importantly I am not cheating on her, I don't smoke, I don't keep late night and I don't have friends because she has sent everybody close to me away from my life.

I need mature advice and no insult, please.

I am emotionally traumatized and feel so depressed.
Crime / Re: Chairman Of Okada Union In Akokwa, Imo Caught Raping 7-Year-Old Girl (Video) by Asagaguy: 1:42pm On Dec 17, 2021
Don't mind the fool above
Rugaria:

Are you not ashamed of yourself?
"Not Hausa, Not yoruba"? Is this not culturally permissable in those places?
This is a crime because the people of this area came out to fight it! If you listened well to the man, you will hear him say this is the first time that sought of thing has been reported to them in that village.. And the villagers responded appropriately because they considered it a sacrilege... Caught the man and will be handing him over to the authorities in Owerri. What else do you want?
Meanwhile, Your imams and emirs are busy marrying off kindergartens are you are here running your tribal mouth..
Oponu

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Politics / Re: Senate Condemns UK Travel Ban On Nigerians Over Omicron by Asagaguy: 10:55am On Dec 08, 2021
Romance / Re: My Experience After Taking meth by Asagaguy: 2:19pm On Nov 30, 2021
Everything you said is 100 percent teuth
ChizzyBuna:
DONT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!

undecidedI'm still feeling the high from it,I took sniff just a little like pinch of salt.
I was warned seriously to take only a very little.

I took it around 11 pm and now it's 3 am and I feel so energetic and restless.
Also I noticed my heart beat going a bit fast but it's ok.
Here are some things I noticed from the high
1. It makes you lose appetite for food
2. It makes you stay awake for long hours.. I can't sleep
3. If I stay idle my body start scratching me, I have to stand up and do something or get busy. If I lie down on bed to rest my body start feeling uncomfortable.
I have been doing press up since 2am and it is hard to stop.
4.
So far I don't plan on taking it again. I will be flushing the remaining drug in toilet.
For now I'm still feeling the highness but I'm also very very alert.
It's like this Methaphitamine is perfect for soldiers or those who need to stay alert or awake at night.

I will update you all as the hours go, I still feel the high is still strong but I don't know what to expect later ( I hope nothing serious)
This was done for educational purpose, I don't advise anyone to try it. It is very risky

Update: 6:10 am
Ok guys, that's it. I'm not trying this stuff again. Highbess has cleared
I have headache and string stomach ache and I still can't sleep.
I also noticed time flies fast while on this stuff
Ths energy boost I get from this is fucking crazy, I was doing push ups for over 20 mins and I wasn't feeling tired.
I felt like running g or doing something I was just restless.
Around 4am I began to feel headache and stomach ache.
I will prefer 40 lashes of cane than this type of stomach ache I'm having right now..





Politics / Re: IPOB, ESN Attacks On Government Agencies Oppose Political Solution: Lai Mohammed by Asagaguy: 11:04am On Nov 30, 2021
If federal government for any reason decide to release the demond called Kanu,I swear by my fathers grave that I will kill everything northers in my area to ignite thinic war.
Nonpartisan1:
Only a useless President will release an ediotu like Kanu. Not after the blood -chilling-gruesome murder of the security agents, killing of Igbo virgins for rituals, crippling of the Economy of the South East, killing of innocent Northerners living in the South East and beheading of some igbo people who do not support the atrocities being committed by Kanu and his murderous group.

Release Motor!

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Politics / Re: Imo: Gunmen, Army In Heavy Shooting Over Sit-At-Home by Asagaguy: 10:28am On Nov 30, 2021
Nnamdi cownu is a menace to the igbo race.federal government should waste him .nothing will happen
paramakina202:
Forcing people to stay at home and pray for Nnamdi Kanu is madness,who is he by the way?
His supporters can go on a years long fasting and prayers for his release but shouldn't impose it on the general public.

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Education / Re: Ozioko Chidimma Domitila: UNN Female SUG Presidential Candidate Cries Out by Asagaguy: 2:10pm On Nov 29, 2021
She should go and sit down, they are fund of seeking for sympathy to blackmailing their opponents
mcbreeze:


https://www.facebook.com/100013261203822/posts/1301540880297940/

So, the Student affairs Dean cannot allow a lady to run for SUG president in this 21st century.
Career / Re: Should I Join Police Or Continue With My Degree by Asagaguy: 7:38pm On Nov 26, 2021
What course are you studying at UI? If it's not science related course , just jettison your studies and go for the police job.once you are into the job, jettison their code of conduct and focus on how to cash out using the uniform as a leverage [quote author=Asagaguy post=107988514][/quote]
Career / Re: Should I Join Police Or Continue With My Degree by Asagaguy: 7:34pm On Nov 26, 2021
Nitrolekzi:
Currently, I am a 200l student of University of Ibadan but I put in for Police recruitment 2020 exercise during Covid-19 and I have been shortlisted for the past two stages and I believe I'm going to make the final list too.
I will like to see your views on what I should do now.

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Phones / Re: Please Suggest A ₦70k Phone With Good Camera And Battery by Asagaguy: 10:22am On Nov 26, 2021
Infinx hot 10 play 4gb by 64grom very nice camera
Anonymoususher:
Good morning my people.

I want to get a phone and my budget is 70k.

My specifications are minimum of 4gb ram, 64GB storage and at least 5000mAh battery. Most especially the camera and battery are very important.

Excluded brands are Tecno, itel and Gionee products.

Please your suggestions will help me make wise choice.

Thank

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