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 Family / Re: Should The Man Pay It? by ASAMPETE1: 11:25pm On Jun 15, 2020 |
You, your brother and parents are crazy and lazy idiots. |
| Romance / Re: What I Found On My Sales Girl's Facebook Messages by ASAMPETE1: 7:13am On Jun 07, 2020 |
If she's stealing your money, and she's industrious; allow her. That's her personal life, and none of your business. 1 Like |
| Career / Re: My 50-Year-Old Boss Shows Massive Cleavage Whenver We Meet, What Could She Want? by ASAMPETE1: 8:40pm On May 20, 2020 |
Can I see her picture? |
| Politics / Re: Teniola And Teniayo Saraki 20th Birthday: Toyin Celebrates Her Twin Daughters by ASAMPETE1: 12:18pm On May 13, 2020 |
Vaseline crew warming up |
| Properties / Re: School And Houses Destroyed By Erosion In Anambra State (Photos) by ASAMPETE1: 12:16pm On May 13, 2020 |
Willie is working |
| Politics / Re: Ibrahim Gambari Announced As New Chief Of Staff To The President by ASAMPETE1: 12:15pm On May 13, 2020 |
A new cabal loading... 1 Like 1 Share |
| Health / Re: Masturbation Has Caused Me Erectile Dysfunction. Help!! by ASAMPETE1: 10:00pm On May 12, 2020 |
Visit my shrine. You ll be fine. |
| Romance / Re: At 41, Am I Getting Married Too Late? by ASAMPETE1: 9:57pm On May 12, 2020 |
It's too early. Wait till you reach 60 years. |
| Education / Re: From MBBS To Botany, Please I Need Suggestion! by ASAMPETE1: 8:28am On Dec 28, 2017 |
Accept Botany and become a Botanist later. You don't know the difference between present and past tense. You said 'they shift you to Botany' instead of shifted. So, accept the course in good faith o relocate to a motor park. 1 Like |
| Career / Re: Her Boss Wants To Sleep With Her. by ASAMPETE1: 7:47am On Dec 28, 2017 |
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| Career / Re: Her Boss Wants To Sleep With Her. by ASAMPETE1: 7:47am On Dec 28, 2017 |
She should go ahead after all, she's no longer a virgin. She may even be sleeping around. |
| Career / Re: Her Boss Wants To Sleep With Her. by ASAMPETE1: 7:37am On Dec 28, 2017 |
Let her go ahead and sleep with him. |
| Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Hit Me With A Sudden News by ASAMPETE1: 10:28pm On Oct 25, 2017 |
Go after her sisters. Finish them all. 2 Likes |
| Education / Re: Please How Can I Improve In My English Speaking. by ASAMPETE1: 9:29am On Oct 16, 2017 |
Contact Dame Patience Jonathan or enroll at Patience Jonathan Grammar School, Ikeja, Lagos. |
| Romance / Re: How Do I Get To Meet A Good Girl? by ASAMPETE1: 7:26am On Aug 31, 2017 |
Visit a brothel. There are a whole lot of good girls there. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Health / Re: Pls I Need Advice On How To Stop My Smoking Life by ASAMPETE1: 11:56am On Jun 18, 2017 |
Keep smoking. Don't quit. |
| Family / Re: I Need Help And Suggestions In Dealing With A Noisy Neighbour by ASAMPETE1: 8:47am On Apr 25, 2017 |
Pack out of the place and relocate to your village, if you have any. |
| Politics / Re: Umahi To Sponsor Uzoamaka Chukwu's Education Up To University by ASAMPETE1: 8:04am On Aug 23, 2016 |
They are indirectly telling her that fornication is not sin. The same way Jonathan said that stealing is not corruption. She has been granted perpetual licence to fornicate. There are hundreds of thousands of ebonyi people roaming about with basic education. This is pure nonsense. Arrant nonsense. |
| Romance / Re: Man Proposing To His Girlfriend Publicly At Shoprite Causes A Scene by ASAMPETE1: 8:18am On Aug 07, 2016 |
Nonsense! This is the height of imbecility. End time proposal 1 Share
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| Family / Re: Nairalanders!!!!! Please Advise On This For Bride Price Paying Ceremony by ASAMPETE1: 9:49pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
4 barrels of Palm wine and 2 pieces of kolanut. That's enough for ur bride price, cos you must hv milked the man dry. |
| Foreign Affairs / Re: Steve Karisa: Kenya's Hottest Policeman Who Broke The Internet Recently by ASAMPETE1: 7:13am On Jul 13, 2016 |
Nonsense! |
| Properties / Re: Minimum Days Required To Build 5 Bedroom Duplex by ASAMPETE1: 7:06am On Jul 13, 2016 |
2 days is enough. Nonsense 1 Like |
| Education / Re: Pls Which Course Can I Study With This Result by ASAMPETE1: 4:09pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
Zoology or animal husbandry |
| Health / Re: How Many Hours Do You Sleep In A Day? by ASAMPETE1: 3:25am On May 05, 2016 |
I sleep 21 hours a day |
| Family / Re: Wife's Infidelity; Please Advise. by ASAMPETE1: 4:16pm On Jan 03, 2016 |
Divorce her. Marry two wives at the same time. |
| Family / Re: Upside Down Marriage by ASAMPETE1: 8:35am On Dec 26, 2015 |
From being a comfortable mugu, you turned and became a foreign mugu. You ll leave the marriage when you die. Nonsense 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Career / Re: I Am A Virgin And My Boss Wants To Have Sex With Me by ASAMPETE1: 2:32pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
I NEED TO TEST YOUR VIRGINITY BEFORE COMMENTING. NONSENSE! |
| Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of Fela Kuti Wearing Pant To Play Table Tennis by ASAMPETE1: 1:35pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
If not for stupid Nigerian politics, fela would have been an Olympic gold medalist in table tennis. |
| Celebrities / Re: Fela's American Girlfriend, Sandra Izsadore Arrives Nigeria For Felabration 2015 by ASAMPETE1: 1:30pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
The best way to prevent breast cancer is to avoid bra. |
| Business / Re: Please Advice Me!!! What Business Can I Start With 50k? by ASAMPETE1: 12:36pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
Gold circle condom business is ideal 1 Like |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Can I Get A Birth Certificate? by ASAMPETE1: 3:11pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
ENTER YOUR MOTHER'S WOMB. COME BACK AND BE BAPTIZED, AFTER THAT YOU WILL GET YOUR BAPTISM CARD. |
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