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CrimeRe: Olayinka Olaniyi, A Nigerian Is Guilty Of Defrauding Universities Of $6M In US by asanwaph: 9:09pm On Aug 14, 2018
Afonja, they can't disappoint us. Afonja Ajoka.
CelebritiesRe: Freeze Shades Uche Maduagwu, Offers To Upgrade His Wardrobe With N10k by asanwaph: 9:49pm On Mar 07, 2017
Freeze abi freezer may appear to be smiling now, thinking that people are clapping for him so he can continue talking bad abt men of God. If he doesn't repent, he will be the one to cry at the end.
TravelRe: Man Treks From Lagos To Zaria For Lover by asanwaph: 1:29pm On Oct 31, 2016
Na him dressing dey vex me pass, those red stocking and d aboki cap, dude looks like a Fulani herdsmen, if d girl happen to see him like this, I am sure she will feel embarrassed.
RomanceRe: My Brother's Pre-Wedding Photoshot. by asanwaph: 10:47pm On Sep 15, 2016
Laff don kill me o. grin grin grin grin grin
Science/TechnologyRe: HEAVY RAIN DOWNPOUR IN LAGOS: What Is The Situation Of Things In Your Area? by asanwaph: 3:14pm On Aug 28, 2016
Here in Portharcourt, it's been raining since Monday last week o. We don't tire sef.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Ogoh Welcomes Twins In Owerri After 24 Years Of Marriage - Photo by asanwaph: 1:13pm On Aug 24, 2016
God be praised,(3x)
Let the name the Lord be praised,
From the rising of the sun,
To the setting of the same.
Let the name of our God be praised.
CelebritiesRe: Uche Ogbodo Rants About Haters by asanwaph: 9:39am On Jan 04, 2016
Uche u know what? F.ck u too.
PoliticsRe: ‘boko Haram Set Our Daughter On Fire’ (graphic Pic) by asanwaph: 9:00am On Jan 02, 2016
I can't hold back this tears cry cry cry
CrimeRe: 62-year-old Man Arrested In Ogun For Raping A 12-Year-Old Girl by asanwaph: 8:34pm On Dec 29, 2015
Na them again. When it comes to raping na them eh eh eh eh grin grin
FamilyRe: My Father's Advice To Me When I Was Searching For A Wife... by asanwaph: 10:52pm On Dec 26, 2015
Sowi dear. Feel ur pains.
EducationRe: TEAM LASU wins Super Nairaland Interschool debate (Clash of Previous Winners) by asanwaph: 5:43pm On Dec 26, 2015
Sorry about the mix up with the school name. My question is yet to be answered at timidlaw. Thanks
EducationRe: TEAM LASU wins Super Nairaland Interschool debate (Clash of Previous Winners) by asanwaph: 5:19pm On Dec 26, 2015
My question goes to Timidelaw If you are saying that the quintessential graduate is a product of self development, why then do we have list of top Nigerian universities and not the list of top Nigerian student? Why did you choose to attend unilag instead being at home and get your certificate at the end of the day?
Christianity EtcRe: ''Wicked Village Wait For Me, I'm Coming'' (Photo) by asanwaph: 7:46pm On Dec 16, 2015
I also saw this on my way 2 d office around dline PH. I don't know if I should laff or cry 4 this generation. End... Complete it.
Christianity EtcRe: Jehovah's Witnesses: 17 Facts People Should Know About Them by asanwaph: 9:21pm On Nov 08, 2015
I hate them because u just cannot win them in an argument. embarassed
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Media Adviser Express Frustration Over Destructive Criticisms by asanwaph: 11:15am On Jun 27, 2015
Daura President (D RAISED TO POWER 2) grin
CrimeRe: NDLEA Nabs Female Kenyan Dancer With Cocaine (PIX) by asanwaph: 1:24pm On Apr 30, 2015
Piece of advice dear, give your life to ou Lord Jesus Christ now that u still have d opportunity of inhaling some oxygen, ask God to forgive u your foolish taught, cos it is only a fool that says in his heart that there is no God.
Car TalkRe: Nigerian Man Breaks Record, Rides To South Africa From Lagos On Motorbike by asanwaph: 9:36am On Nov 08, 2014
God pls tell me that I am not the only one finding this hard to believe. Na lie jorr
PoliticsRe: 2015: Alao-akala Picks PDP N3m Nomination Form For Oyo State Guber Race. by asanwaph: 1:22pm On Sep 20, 2014
Why can't this man just go and rest ? He will loose again and again if he contest again and again
Christianity EtcRe: JAMB Finally Turned Me To An Atheist - Chijioke Eze by asanwaph: 11:16am On May 07, 2013
Pls don't give up on God, Jamb is not enof 2 separate u from ur maker. I will advice u reverse dat decision u v made 2day. Don't worry, may be God has better plans 4 u aside gaining admission.
NYSCRe: Corper Offers Free Surgery To Adamawa Indigenes by asanwaph: 7:14pm On May 06, 2013
[/quote][quote author=PAGAN 9JA]DUDE dont argue with me. You have never been to Adamawa. Majority of them (except the city Fuulbe) are at the most, half-Pagan.

Ask yourself, how can a sane man be christian? how can a sane man worship a dead israeli man as a GOD. then you will get your answer.

about followers, I already converted 4-5 people to Paganism on Nairaland. mostly christians.

for example, CAMEROONPRIDE.

and who knows? many more behind the scenes. so shut up.

the xtians have not gained one convert so far. have you seen their threads on religious sectionhuh IT is laughable in the 21st Century. *smh
pagan9ja, I have juxt one word 4 u, give ur life 2 Jesus and repent.
CelebritiesRe: Goldie’s Costume To Be Sent To Unilag Creative Arts Department by asanwaph: 11:35pm On May 02, 2013
They should dash her brother Denrele d costume naa, let him add some 2 his own. I am nt sure he has enof. The dude keeps wearing one apkola shoe. lipsrsealed grin buh I miss Godie sha!
RomanceRe: The Most Painful Thing You Have Done For Love by asanwaph: 12:04pm On May 01, 2013
kalufelix: *ties a red mask and grabs ma AK - 47. Whts the name of our rebel group sir??
[quote][/quote]grin grin grin grin grin laff wan kill me 4 NL o, falls down and faints.
RomanceRe: The Most Painful Thing You Have Done For Love by asanwaph: 11:33am On May 01, 2013
emekatimsu: I left m :-Xy base in PH to go visit a babe love in Bauchi state without informing any frnd or relative. The eve of the night i gt to Bauchi a riot broke out in d corpers lodge where my babe ws staying and it tured out to be a game of running fr survival....my babe left me and went to seek fr proper protection while i ws a JJC in d town,i did nt knw wia to run to for safety. Infact i narrowly escaped short sleeve frm one of d murderous looking hausa rioters.
At d end of d day i lost my small travelln bag containing my personal stuffs,my mini lappy and my two phones with all d contacts in it.
Lookn back nw,i wonder if anybody would hv knwn my wherabt or wot took me to bauchi state if i had been a victim of hausa killing. And d gal sef don even marry now while i still dey find.
[quote][/quote]. Your story is pathetic n funny, na God save u, if u like go mumu urself nxt time.
HealthRe: Why Bowel Movement Is Very Important. by asanwaph: 1:25pm On Apr 29, 2013
rafhell: VERY GOOD ONE OPS. I DO THIS A LOT AND IT HELP ME ALOT TO STAY HEALTHY AND MAINTAIN MY SHAPE AND STAMINA.

IN ADDITION YOU CAN ALSO TAKE YOUR URINE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. I INCLUDE THAT TOO AND IT IS AMAZING
[quote][/quote]take ur urine? shocked shocked u dey mad?
PoliticsRe: The Dirtiness That "Is" Nigeria by asanwaph: 10:00am On Apr 29, 2013
[quote author=payless]My wife is currently sitting with me in my computer room and I am trying so hard not to let her see all these horrible pictures. This is a disgrace and insult to all Nigerians that our government (local, state and federal) allow this to happen. I used to have a satellite that broadcasting NTA Plus in the U.S, I had to uproot the satellite from my backyard because anytime I watched NTA nothing good being broadcast. Is ur wife not a Nigerian? shocked shocked free her abeg .
Christianity EtcRe: Camilla Mberekpe Channels An Evil Spirit On Emmanuel TV (Video Clip inside) by asanwaph: 9:45am On Apr 29, 2013
Diasporan: Everyone is entitled to his believe concerni :Dng TB cheesy Joshua.For me i like his philanthropic gesture.How i wish other so called men of God can take a clue from him.For the Actress that claimed she has been delivered i pray things work out for her cause many Nigerians are myopic and will forever stigmatise and keep on calling her a witch.By the way today is my Birthday and i give God all the glory for keeping me healthy and placing me where i am today.May his name be continuosly praised
[quote][/quote]HBDLLNP. How old r u today? No lie o
Christianity EtcRe: Clothing And The Believer In A 'Modern World' by asanwaph: 9:50pm On Apr 28, 2013
sureteeboy: Some xtians believe what u put on doesn't matter. God sees
the heart. That's why some of them dress as if they are going to club on sundays. The bible says Love not the world. neither the things that are in the world.... I wonder where they got their doctrines from
. I wonder o shocked shocked
Christianity EtcRe: Clothing And The Believer In A 'Modern World' by asanwaph: 9:47pm On Apr 28, 2013
[quote author=Amakamax]Can smbody surmarise this to me ? Dey wait, u hear? U go wait tire, U be learner? undecided shocked
RomanceRe: 9 Things Never To Lie About In A Relationship by asanwaph: 6:42pm On Apr 28, 2013
idnoble135: lol, but you would have to confront the truth some day. And its better you know now so that you wouldnt be shocked or confused. when the truth unfolds later on.
phoenix33: Gbam!!!
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gbam! U v spoken well
RomanceRe: Gold Digging Men: The New Trend In Nigeria by asanwaph: 10:33am On Apr 23, 2013
Shameless men acting like babies! shocked
FamilyRe: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by asanwaph: 9:25pm On Mar 21, 2013
Each time my mum beats me @ nite, dat nite I will refuse 2 take my dinner, I go jux dey form rubbish formings, no be person go beg me 2 go carry my food wen day break. Cos hunger go don chop my eyeballs commot like craze.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Wants To Leave Me Because I'm A Freethinker by asanwaph: 11:34am On Mar 21, 2013
It is only a f.o.o.l dat says in his heart that there is no God, no apologies, u are a F.O.O.L. Repent

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