₦airaland Forum

toshmann:
@uchenna

bikonu chotaranu m ebe felimbombo no. amaghi m ihe na eme agaba/fake, everytime o choro nno ka nani ya buruchaa mbombo-baby, live and let live erughi ebe felimbombo no. . . . agaba. . . na wa o

@ify, kwusikwa egwuregwu ahu o, felimbombo lives.

@ikomi
nwanne lerewa porn gi jare. . . .a ga eme uwa agha ilechaa gi were nwayo daba na bathroom gbaara uwa gi nno correct ncha . . . .man no die/man no rotten . . . arighi onye o n'egbu

eldee:
I grew up in a a purely Yoruba state, my parents couldn't risk speaking Yoruba to me at home
She couldn't bear watching me pick up the Egbado-accent
I had to learn Yoruba after I'd already started thinking in Anglais . . . my Yoruba still sounds weird though

I never even learnt Ishan, her native language too . . . but nah, I don't regret it, I'm even planning to go on a Spanish intensive . . .
I speak the world's most important language without the h-factor . . .

Besides, we're not the only ones 'losing our culture' . . . where I come from, it's called globalisation.

kokonets:
The best form of defense is attack and playing attacking football always wins you games unless you play anti football against Barca which spoils the beauty of the game.

Their foods like posion and better than what you will feed Gerhard with!  …their wear like rags, ! And the big guys of the government, those who are in power…you don’t mant to know how reach they are : Wörter werden sich wie reich nicht zeigen!!!! And they still want and beg us to come to their villages with them, go around town with them, even pay. Hannes and Rafael wher paid to come to a party!! Nigeria government people want people to see white men around them…komische Leute!!!

An Expatriate’s Email From Nigeria
Written by Rowland Adewumi
Friday, 01 May 2009

I got this email forwarded to my e-mail box from an IT expert for a foreign, but Nigeria based big company. I guess he must have intercepted the email from an expatriate’s email address, and I thought it will be wise but sad to share it…it is unedited…

Behrend,

Wish you a very MERRY CHRISTMAS and a real exciting NEW YEAR. I miss you so much . I miss all the action there…all the fun… He !

But the only thing that makes it better is the good atmosphere at work : Too many projects to control, in different fields, a lot of experience to get, and the ****** guys here are real close and gentle, we leave like brothers than when we ar at home!… Believe it or not we’re working not less then 13 hours each day !

Most of Nigerian people are real poor and dirty!: schwarz ist nicht gut, Es ist eine Krankheit! but they very smart and it amase me many times how smart good they are…but you will be really shocked when you see the way they live…there houses built by sand…

Their foods like posion and better than what you will feed Gerhard with! …their wear like rags, ! And the big guys of the government, those who are in power…you don’t mant to know how reach they are : Wörter werden sich wie reich nicht zeigen!!!! And they still want and beg us to come to their villages with them, go around town with them, even pay. Hannes and Rafael wher paid to come to a party!! Nigeria government people want people to see white men around them…komische Leute!!!

Anyway, our situation here is a lot better : We have our own house, and three Nigerian guys to cook and clean…we have uncounted mobile armed guard with AK47 that stay with us 24/7, I have two pamanent drivers that drive me around sites and towns, he works as long as I work, only for 125£ every monts, we have big how with fence and big like Brandenburger!!! I am more than president ******* here in Nigeria …we also have television with dish, stereo, AC…and each one of us has a brand new car: a 507 peugeot designed especially for Nigerian roads that most of it are still made with sand without asphalt (those are the roads inside the towns), still they have good highways that link the cities with each other.

Prostituierte! Prostituierte!! Every where, for 10$! and the fine girls that are good are also Prostituierte for 15$, Ich habe nichts wie das vorher gesehen!, the girl will do anything for money! Rafael use mädchen howless and to abuse them with sex and treet them like sluts and dogs every night with different mädchen … schlecht und verrückt! Sometimes we stay in camp’s common room and watch via CCTV!!!! At midnights…

I am just few months, but I will always keep you posted….Bye and greetings to Janh!

http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/articles/rowland-adewumi/an-expatriate-s-email-from-nigeria.html

presido1:
Concentrated IGBO with proverbs in between. English ko English ni, my name na Smith?

banom:
In honest, it is not easy, Nigeria as our country was left in our hands to manage in the year 1960 from Britain our colonial master, Just seven years after our independence, we had a civil war which lasted almost 3years, after that, many cases of bad things keep happening, other nations wish us ill, pray for our down fall and break up, yet we are still moving, alot of things that could have crippled us have come , some solved, others we are coping with, yet we are still moving, by religion, ethnicity and diverse cultures we are apparently incompatible yet we are still moving, Corruption, bad government, poverty, hardship, hatred, tribalism, nepotism, ilitracy and other negative things have been treathening our unity and peaceful co-existence, Yet we are still moving,

When our colonial masters left us about 49 years ago, we were few in number, poor,most uneducated, most of our present cities today, as of then, were timid villages, but today things have greatly improved, As of our colonial time, most Nigerian have not crossed the shoes of their various villages, but today, many Nigerians have travelled, setled and even acquired the citizenshipof other countries, some nigerian abroad have contributed greatly to other nations,In the world, we have contributed tremendously to various human endevoures like sports, education, Religion and Science and Technology, E.T.C.

When i flash back and look at when, how and where we are coming from, i can confidently say that we are doing well, Truely God is good to our country, is not just all about where we expected to have reached but how far we have gone still counts,

God bless NIGERIA.

Ezenwenyi:
Fellow Nigerians
Anyone who has been in Enugu from 2007 till date that does not appreciate the rapid development in Enugu state is either blind,stupid,ungrateful,living in remote hamlet,or possibly a big Fool.Please no hard feelings,but this is the best way i think i should reply.Weather it was Zinox that came to Enugu government or not,the facts remains that Barr.Sullivan played a role,for God's sake signing it alone is a big work.Just incase you have not heard , google is planing to give the entire Abuja free wireless internet services,and the Federal government must first approve it,so on a good day If Yar'adua says No,then google has no other option than to look for another african country to render their services to.Let's try and appreciate the working governors like Barr.Sullivan and Barr Fashola.Unlike my state governor Mr Peter Obi who has practically done nothing,but thank God that the election is around the corner,just next year anambra people will come out in multitudes to vote for the right candidate either Sen.Ukachukwu or Ngige or any other credible politician but not the likes of Peter Obi,Emeka Etiaba, etc

debosky:
Your lack of comprehension is shocking. Will her 'waiting' generate the 'real results'?? Will she sit down in each polling booth to generate the results herself?

Will there ever be 'real results' when you are getting pressure to deliver pre-determined results?

You are clueless, so there's no point. Stick to your ROFLMAO's.

Kobojunkie:
Thank you ojare!!
Imagine, some are already making her out to be some hero for just resigning . If she really felt that bad about it, she could have announced the results and Then resigned!! I don't know what good whatever information she has to offer now would be to us. . . . lol