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PoliticsRe: Governor Aregbesola Exact Look-alike Spotted In Osogbo by ashala(m): 7:42pm On Jan 26, 2017
MufasaRebirth:
He looks like a goat, while aregbe is looking like a ram!!!

Both are herbivores animal, they feed on ''WEED''
Haaaaa haaaaaa. Guy you get bad mouth oooo
TV/MoviesRe: "Glamour Girls" Actresses, Then And Now (Photos) by ashala(m): 1:22pm On Jan 26, 2017
Ademoore07:
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy . Ladies, Beware tongue grin
Ladies love it wink cool
PoliticsRe: Nura Alkali Apologizes To Dasuki, Metuh And Bade. Nigerians React by ashala(m): 9:51am On Jan 26, 2017
MyPWisINCORRECT:
Chai!

This can be likened to the quote that says: "when Army slap you, you go know say Police is ur friend"
Gbam!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Johnson Suleman Speaks About DSS Arrest, Issues Threat (Video) by ashala(m): 9:17am On Jan 25, 2017
psalmsjob:
Chest beater everywhere.

Apostle of wailers, just as your prophecy that GEJ will win 2015 election that failed you think your influence goes beyond your personal church.

Paul after being called changed his name from Sail but you over these years of being so called hasn't changed your name to reflect your new faith because it's all a fraud to hoodwink the gullible to accept you.

You can be popular amongst fools no one with sense would envy you for that kind of popularity soon another clown will try to unstage you with his own class act of better amusement.
See another Fulani Herdsman
PoliticsRe: Quit Whining, No Body Owes You Anything, Fayemi Tells Nigerian Youths by ashala(m): 9:33am On Jan 24, 2017
Kyllahmc:
But Op... This is too long for a hungry Nigerian to read cry
Abi ooooo
PoliticsRe: Petrol Price Hike Imminent As Marketers Propose N165 Per Litre - Leadership by ashala(m): 9:24am On Jan 24, 2017
The big question is, why can't we repair or build new Refineries. Is it that Nigeria does not have the funds to do so or what?. Somebody said it's because of corruption, but with all the "Gra Gra" Buhari is doing on corruption, should it still crop up as a problem again?

I just pity this Country. Imagine producing crude oil,sending it to be refined abroad and then bringing back the refined product into the country. Is this nation cursed or whathuh?
TV/MoviesRe: "Glamour Girls" Actresses, Then And Now (Photos) by ashala(m): 9:18pm On Jan 23, 2017
Ademoore07:
Were u impotent b4 then? grin grin grin
Impotent?? , Nah. Av alwayz had a powerful freaky DICKY since I was a young Buck. tongue
SportsRe: Lauritta Onye: "My Man Must Be Tall, Romantic, Caring, Dark, Cute, Have Swagger" by ashala(m): 6:12pm On Jan 23, 2017
IVORY2009:
story story, all u need to have is to fill up ur pocket, and the rest is history, even if u are a miglet like our governor in the north of 9ja
Miglet or Midgethuh?? shocked
TV/MoviesRe: "Glamour Girls" Actresses, Then And Now (Photos) by ashala(m): 4:02pm On Jan 22, 2017
Wow
RomanceRe: Shocking! Kenyan Lady On Facebook Reveals What Happens To Her During Sex by ashala(m): 9:01am On Jan 20, 2017
jonaifame22:
Well if the nunu traps my dick, eight minutes is enuff for it to charge again, I'll keep fvckn her by the time I go four rounds on her wth my dick trapped inside her, she won't get in2 trance again
You be man or woman
RomanceRe: Lady Burns Down Her Boyfriend's House After Breakup. Photos by ashala(m): 6:47am On Jan 20, 2017
My advice to any man is to run from any woman who doesn't have self esteem because it is such women that always says "if I don't have you, no body else would", and in the event of a breakup, they can do just anything to satisfy their desperate minds.
InvestmentRe: MMM Participants Lose Patience, Attack Each Other, Guiders by ashala(m): 8:26pm On Jan 19, 2017
ajanma2:
How this story still rings in my head.
The Monkey Money Madness! (MMM)
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply of monkeys became so little that it took much effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch one.
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.
In the absence of the man, his assistant told the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to you at N350 and when my OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to him at N500''.
The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor.
Then...
They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys everywhere!
Welcome to #MMM.The world of Monkeys..
Come, young man, na only this story you know sohuh You have told it so many times that it has become STALE undecided
InvestmentRe: MMM Participants Lose Patience, Attack Each Other, Guiders by ashala(m): 8:25pm On Jan 19, 2017
ajanma2:
How this story still rings in my head.
The Monkey Money Madness! (MMM)
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply of monkeys became so little that it took much effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch one.
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.
In the absence of the man, his assistant told the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to you at N350 and when my OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to him at N500''.
The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor.
Then...
They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys everywhere!
Welcome to #MMM.The world of Monkeys..
Come, young man, na only this story you know sohuh
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: 276,000 Pregnancies Expected This Year In North East by ashala(m): 9:19am On Jan 19, 2017
eazyjakes:
Hmmmm.....nothing makes a man birth numerous children dan idleness!
True that
Foreign AffairsRe: Gambia Army Chief Says Troops Will Not Fight Intervention by ashala(m): 7:24am On Jan 19, 2017
Action movie. Let's see how it plays out after the deadline. This man for negotiate so that he won't be tried later and then leave quietly to enjoy his loot.
FamilyRe: ‘Family Cut Me Off Because I Married A Woman On Wheelchair’ by ashala(m): 7:00am On Jan 19, 2017
olasamuel006:
I hope the babe keep working and not losing non someday,I saw lazy mentality in the guy which made him marry her.....he's not work but the girl does....he's probably attracted to something more
Tah mechie onu. No wonder you made a 3rd class in school, you don't read the story properly. When the guy started dating her, they were both students and poor. Read again dumb Man!
FamilyRe: ‘Family Cut Me Off Because I Married A Woman On Wheelchair’ by ashala(m): 6:56am On Jan 19, 2017
lovat:
Clown. Were you expecting him to wear a Prada undecided

He said they are not rich so he got what can afford.


The only ish with that suit is just the shoulder pad is not properly fixed but that doesn't negate the beauty of the guy soul.



Stop being a fool in something you are not good at.


I've designed countless piece and i can tell you that d Love radiating from that guy heart has diminished the slight defect on the tailoring of his piece
No doubt bruv
CrimeRe: Drunken Policeman’s Rifle Explodes In Lagos, Kills Man While Praying by ashala(m): 8:23pm On Jan 18, 2017
This reminds of the other day when i was eating some where,a police man who came to eat too sat opposite me with his Rifle facing me. Omo, you need to see how i changed position faaaaaast. i no wan hear stories.
The truth is that most of these Police men walk around with RIFLES not on safty;ANYTHING CAN JUST HAPPEN.
InvestmentRe: MMM Sets N31.735 Maximum Withdrawal Limit by ashala(m): 2:56pm On Jan 18, 2017
Fedayeen02:
Who will Provide the Help undecided


The Help will come from people like you and me But


MMM has lost that trust that will make the PHers to believe they will get Help tomorrow.


Things are tight in Jan and expenses like school fees, rents take front burner


A lot of GHers will not invest their money if they are PHed because they know the queue for GH is longer than Mississippi River


The media has done a lot of awareness and damages to MMM
The first person to have spoken intelligently ever since the MMM saga. The media is really out to obliterate MMM
CrimeRe: Chuks Okebata: Lady Narrates How Mum Was Murdered In Same Village He Was Killed by ashala(m): 2:15pm On Jan 18, 2017
eazyjakes:
Na wah for village people....as for me.....I no dey kukuma go my village again...I no dey for stories dat touch!
But when you finally die, no be Village them go Carry you come buryhuhhuh undecided
RomanceRe: Nairalanders, Help Me Out, She Hasn't Said Yes by ashala(m): 9:21am On Jan 18, 2017
daewoorazer:
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Just so u know, d patas u buy today, niggaz will remove it tomao.








#zanga[/color]
haaaaaaa haaaaaaa grin cheesy wink smiley
CrimeRe: I Did Not Kill My Husband'' - Chuks Okebata's Wife Finally Speaks by ashala(m): 10:14pm On Jan 17, 2017
Philpham:
This man deserved to die, and good thing he is dead, that is one less rubbish waste of space of a male species called man.

Men are simply useless, I watched the video and it is obvious the man is nothing but a cheap egocentric man-wh..oree , look at the small dirty house he is living in yet he goes to clubs to spray dollars and sleep with prostitutes to satisfy his small di..ck.

Look at evidence of his cheating on messages. The sister in law can post as much videos as possible. She should know that she just exposed his brother as an irresponsible man-who..ree , that does not deserve anything good in life, hence his life was taken from him!

Honestly I hope those that assassinated him, beat him up and pissed on him before shooting him multiple times in the head.

What sort of abusive man is this. Karma struck him and struck him hard. A lesson to all those use..less irresponsible men out there.

Rest in pieces.
i pity people like you. May God have mercy on your soul
CrimeRe: I Did Not Kill My Husband'' - Chuks Okebata's Wife Finally Speaks by ashala(m): 10:11pm On Jan 17, 2017
Nma27:
The woman looks like the dominant one in the video and not someone who endured years of beating. The man was reckless but then Rip to him.
My thoughts too
CrimeRe: I Did Not Kill My Husband'' - Chuks Okebata's Wife Finally Speaks by ashala(m): 10:10pm On Jan 17, 2017
lielbree:
Get out of your local Nigeria way of thinking. Is it because most of our women here are afraid to enforce their right?
Once you are legally married and your spouse cheats you have the right to file for divorce and claim that which is jointly owned. Especially where kids are involved. Except agreed otherwise. That's why abroad when a man cheats his wife kicks him out!
Some women are even doing here in naija. A judge recently ordered a man to leave the house he built for his wife and pay a certain amount monthly for the upkeep of the kids and alimony. RIGHT HERE IN PH!
Tah , mechie onu
InvestmentRe: Advice To Those Mmm's Paying Into Accounts Tomorrow by ashala(m): 7:43am On Jan 16, 2017
mrkels:
Its your spare money - I know .

I have to mind my business - I know .

Its not my money - I know .

My opinion wont bring down the price of dollar in the market - I know .

I am Anti - MMM - I know .

I dont want you all to progress - I know .

Together you can change the world - I know



But my good people of God . I also know that if you walk into any bank to pay money into any1's account tomorrow monday morning , that money would never come back to you . this i promise you .


The only way MMM can come back to life is if The number 1 guilder Ugorji starts PH-ing his own personal money .

One guilder told me GH sometimes gets to 600M or more .

Imagine who would bring money to fill that bucket ? Me ? You ? Ugorji huh

Even if you place a gun in my head i would not put any money in the system .

Count your losses and move on .

Nigerians do it a lot , its just sad now that we are doing it to ourselves now .
Come, Guy ,guy ,guy are you writing this with the intention of being famous or whathuh?. Haba, Nigerians sef. Please face your life and leave People that invested in MMM. I don see you,Mr CBN. undecided
PoliticsRe: Bomb Explosion At University Of Maiduguri Mosque by ashala(m): 7:36am On Jan 16, 2017
Na wah ooooooo
HealthRe: 8 Early Signs Of Depression!!! by ashala(m): 9:41pm On Jan 15, 2017
Very wonderful and educative topic
Christianity EtcRe: Police Release Suspected Killers Of Eunice Elisha, Abuja Evangelist by ashala(m): 3:22pm On Jan 15, 2017
Chai Naija. Which wayhuhhuh
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Blasts CNN Reporter On Live TV: "You Work For A Fake News Agency" by ashala(m): 4:14pm On Jan 14, 2017
lofty900:
Right from the days of the campaign we all know that CNN is anti trump
So is Sky news anti obama and Hillary Clinton
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Amazing Charcoal Drawings By 2poundz by ashala(m): 11:50am On Jan 14, 2017
You are good shocked
InvestmentRe: The Secret Of MMM's Comeback by ashala(m): 11:45am On Jan 14, 2017
booz:
Prior to freezing accounts in December 2016, MMM Nigeria majored it's transactions on Naira, with less emphasis on bitcoin. With Naira exchange on the platform, Mavrodi and his team could only withdraw a little from the system as they don't have Naira accounts to GH into . But I bet with the advent of a more bitcoin based exchange, Mavrodi and his team will make a huge swoop in Nigeria by creating several fictitious account to 'GH' into.

This could save a life. #myonecent
Guys like you are doing everything they can to ensure MMM doesn't come back.
If you ain't interested in it why not ignore it instead of trying to form "Messiah" undecided

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