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Imagine how the Lil daughter would feel when she grows up and sees that picture

SamuelAnyawu:
Incompetent President Buhari



We All Miss GEJ

My guy, I go laff you when Sam Daddy finally win the governor ship election come forget you finally. I don see as you don de campaign for am

unclezuma:


Trial and error economy...

Exactly. Na wah ooooo

ReneeNuttall:
Both parties involved are guilty of all the aforementioned accusations..... Both parties cheated ,ivies own is much talked abt because she's a woman.....I pity none of them but the children.

On point

Onegai:
Nigerians are celebrating Trump:

He hates Blacks

He hates Muslims

He thinks all Africans are criminals

I think you all need to look in a mirror and re-read my statements. No more visa to born or go to school. Una go write JAMB and no more SATs.

Seems like the future is gloomy

This boy sef. The Ororo wey dem em Hair fit cook 30 pots of Jollof Eice.

seunlaww:
Gionee m5 mini..total disappointment

So how exactly has it disappointed you?

Principe:
Lol, One should turn off the main switch before changing socket, it is not difficult fix thw red wire on the 'hole 'with the live/positive inscription and the negative wire on the one with -ve inscription.

One should know his limit,fix the simple ones and call the handymen for the complex ones.

You should know how to change flat tyre, what if a female friend/relative has a flat tyre and calls you to come and help her change it(assuming there is an emgergency and you are the only one handy) , what are you going to do?

Reminds of a situation where I had to change my car tire as no other person was around. If you see how I struggled eh. Anyway, I learnt the hard way!

Principe:
1) TO KNOT TIE: Every man should know how to knot a tie. Some men find it difficult to knot tie. I have seen men walk the whole street looking for who to help them knot a tie.
It is very easy, there are many types and many online tutorials on how to knot them.

2) SHAVE: Every man should endeavor to have a personal clipper, and should also know how to shave and and also know how to get his hair cut.
Sometimes we may get busy during the weekend or forgot to shave only to wake up monday morning and realize that we didn't shave. We can simply shave before leaving for work.

3)HOW TO FIX HOME APPLIANCES: Every man should know how to fix simple home appliances such as how to change electrical sucket, light bulbs, change generator plug, assemble electric fan,hang tv, etc.

4) HOW TO HANDLE SIMPLE TOOLS: Men should learn how to handle tools like hammer, saw blade,brush.Most of the things we call artisans to fix can be fixed if we learn how to use and handle these tools. Every man should have a tool box.

5)HOW TO DRIVE: Every man should know how to drive, do not wait wait until you have your own car,learn how to drive both manual and automatic transmission cars.
This can be very useful in event of emergency.

6) PERFORM BASIC FIRST AID: You don't have to be a doctor,nurse or health practictoneer to know how to perform basic first aid.

7) PAINT A ROOM: One must not paint the whole house, most people like to repaint their house especially when they move into a new apartment. You can save cost by painting your rooms.



CARRY A BABY: Every man should know how to carry a baby. you can help your spouse with the baby. It is not 'a woman thing'.

Loving this

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kings09:
Nothing wey person no go hear under dis buhari govt.

To import na wahala, to export na problem. Why is dis govt such a keg of problems. Direction e no get. Evry1 govt official seems to be misbehaving yet thr z so much hoollaballoo abt d fight against corruption.

I tire my brother

ugojaysly:
Greetings NL, I just want to testify that I got a job in a Web hosting company in ikeja via nairaland and I'm so happy. Big ups to everyone who shares vacancies and useful tips for those seeking employment. God bless y'all. Please I'm still looking for accommodation and I want to know if there's any guy that lives around ogba, egbeda, iyanapaja, agege that's doesn't mind a room mate, I don't mind splitting the rent. Thank you

Congrats bro. I also got a job through Naira land Many Many Many years ago

mhiz:
[b][what's with the cucumber comments its getting old and annoying/b]

Cuz you gurls soooo luv it

I wonder how GTB achieved this amidst the recession

Demigods666:
Bro, why would I joke with this? This is reality and this is the sad truth people avoid because its not sugar coated like xtianity is to decieve you people.

You are in one big trouble Bro

hungryboy:
Tell that Man say like the rest of us,
his death was only postponed not cancelled
When him time reach,
Him go follow die

Your signature is sooo correct. True true you neva chop bro

Demigods666:
Wanna ask a question?, feel free.

Are you just joking wiv this 666 thing or serious?

Demigods666:
Lolz hahahaah your topic title got me laughing hard. I know you must think you are some kind of evil possessed blood sucking witch flying.

But hey! You are not.

You are totally fine.

You are psychic abilities

Infact just like me you are a psychic, you partially lucid dream don't let this xtians come here to tell you crap to destroy your spiritual ability. People like you with such abilities are able to see avert any harm coming to them or loved ones.

Change your mind set. You are okay.
I suggest coming to satanism to empower and build your soul. To unlock your full powers by activating your soul okay. You will be a great man if you utilize this poeer fully as you will be able to control your destiny and future fully. You are even more spiritually open than I was before I started building my soul now to become open pshycially to the Gods and father satan.

Xtianity is hoax. Fact is here

www.exposingchristinaity.com

You are free to pm me if you wish to talk privately.

Like I said. Do not let this xtians get in your mind for they know not the truth of the spiritual and even of the physical as they are under captivity of the mind.

Hmmmmm

I met a pensioner that was complaining about how they were being owed for months. He said he still has Children in Primary and Secondary school, and depended on his pension to pay their school fees. After listening to this Man, I came to the conclusion that indeed one needs to marry early so that what befell this man would not befall him. Imagine someone being in his late seventies and still having kids in Primary school

Kudos to the young couple!

Lies from the pit of he'll. Is this picture not that of the woman who hired Assassins to kill her husband?

bettercreature:
Why did you comment if it wasnt your business? congrat to the guy
Is that red?

Correct answer

Na lie, you be man

dre11:
http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/petrol-n145-per-litre-not-sustainable--nnpc/168470.html

Mgbo piafukwa gi anya there

patriotic9jaboy:
Reno is a fool who likes to talk too much. Why the Efcc and Dss allows him to work free is still a surprise. He is a staunch critic of this government and deserves to be arrested and probed for corruption. I hope he is whisked away to kuje prison soon. Useless parrot

Tah mechie onu there!!!!

ourkobo:
See what we found at ikorodu too ooo

Naira mixture

BALLOSKI:
Good!

A drowning judge is trying to stay afloat. In his letter, he was even trying to remind the CJN of a verbal report he made? Verbal? Not documented?

If a supreme court judge could be swaddled in stupidity and besotted to the point of not doing the right thing by documenting what transpired between him and Amaechi , or report Amaechi to the authority , then we are in more trouble than we think we are with these corrupt judges.

We had the report of governor wike visiting the CJN office twice and in one of those occasions, he was in Mecca.

Justice ademola tied his own travail to the ruling he gave regarding Dasuki and Nnamdi kanu or how the AGF is after him over ruling he gave many years ago in kano. Now, this one is pointing Amaechi. Who's next?



I'm waiting for the one (among the judges) that would come and tell us it is because buhari said "Aisha belongs to his kitchen and the other room" and he laughed in presence of buhari supporter that he's being hounded.

I won't say Amechi is guilty buh the truth is that even if Amechi actually approached him, there is no way in this world he will agree!

wheredemdey:
Afonja... Child of hate and malice

Ffk would have been briefed hence he knows how much have entered the account....

Use you god given amala brain for once and purge yourself of hate, malice and blind support for dullardinhooo .....even his wife Aisha have lost faith in the mega dullardddd... Why are you killing yourself foe him...you this tiger clawed faced man?

Choi you don finish am. This one na 10 - 0

Young03:
stop dreaming


not now ...not till he retires

am not pessimistic oo BT ....he no even c first 11 play


neymar,hazard. .n co...dey oo

So what special qualities does those players you mentioned possess that he doesn't have or is it simply because he is an African?. #emancipateyourselffrommentalslavery#

UrennaNkoli:
I was expecting to see something better.

Tah

babdap:
His enemies have finally gotten him.

How??