₦airaland Forum

busybrain123:
This has turn into child Play..... You think a whole Governor will sponsor a criminal and he will get cought in his own state and will later be transfer to Abuja. Abeg, this will not happen in Nigeria, unless the DPO want transmission into transition....

Saraki, picked d wrong fight. Why d IG of police, when u probably have skeletons in ur cupboard

Adasun:
lols



i don't care about pussy dude and it doesn't influence me,just stating da fact : pussy becomes sweeter and tighter when murdered by someelse bfor u.



Cross check who quoate one another first.



I thought u are on ur way out already.confuse fellow i have here

I guess u love, leftovers

Enjoy

briandaman:
A woman likes you a lot but you are not finding her attractive, she happens to be wealthy, you on the other hand are broke and jobless, what do you do? She doesn't turn you on, one bit not even close to bit. But you know that she can help you financially. The sex won't be amazing because her looks don't arouse you at all. How do you pretend to be aroused as a man? How do you even get it up when it just doesn't want to? She has the money that you need though. And she can make your life a little bit easier. Set you up with a business or just give money to you wherever and whenever you need it. But you aren't feeling her at all. She doesn't do anything to your emotions. What would you do? How do you pretend to be in love as a man?

Are u ambitious? Let ur ambition, direct ur steps

Goodlyhrt:
Like when talking to a girl that really likes me I cudnt find the right words plus my grammar went zero



Am an engineer, when handling customers laptops my hands shake and I give off negative impressions



I dnt knw how to impress people and I suck at trying to express myself in spoken english...



Fvck me... I can'T get laid for good

Chill. U're in good company. Someone, with ur supposed disadvantage, ended up as IG of most populous black nation

yabas:
Honestly I dont even know where to start. I am tired of supporting girls financially. Since I started dating women, I cant say I have been lucky. Its always buy me this and buy me that. Phone, laptop, recharge cards, dash me, transport etc, I have done it all. Though when I recently started complaining, my close friend told me that he has also been doing same but didnt want to let guys know so that people will not laugh at him.

After all the expenditure, u still break up with them when you get tired of the demands. Does it mean that MAJORITY of Nigerian girls use guys for money? Or is it just me.

I seriously need a gf that will not ask me for anything. Some of my friends will tell you how they have dated one or two wonderful girls that dont demand for anything but not me, I cant point to any girl that I have dated, that I didnt spend money on.

Guys I honestly want to know if this is a general problem or is it just me. ALWAYS meeting poor women, even now that I am looking for a wife, still meeting heavy demanders that I cant settle with. GOD HELP ME OUT. AMEN.

The broke babes, can smell a generous man, miles away. They, then, play easy catch. U think
u've gotten mugu, until she proceeds to fleece u dry


The independent babes, are generally, wary of also falling for a leech n tend to play hard to get!

Adasun:
non of ur business

Na jejely, I posted my post. Pple wey get d pussy, no comment, na u, wey dem dey gv small small chop, no wan allow me rest


U made it my biz, by quoting me, irrelevantly

Adasun:
tired? U must be joking.

I hear. Which school u graduate sef?

Adasun:
it seems ur hands arrn't working with ur brain.



Hw many mentions since when u said u ar going?

If u ask me, na who I go ask U don tire?

Adasun:
speak in plain english,wats ni e?

LOL

Adasun:
truely, i never knew u knw dat,cos u ar survering frm it

Comic relief, ni e

Morbeta11:
Oga Idris see your life now.... You have transmitted disgrace to your family.

If to say him get shame, na to jejely resign

Adasun:
yeah,run away coward

Ignorance, is bliss

Adasun:
u are very right,ur strata layer is very shallow




a pusssy da has just being Bleep.d should loose it's elasticity for a while no matter da doctering or clean up if i am going by ur myopic reasoning

but dat don't seem to be da case.

Oga, go back to school, u lack comprehension. I aint gat time for ds sh*t.

Adasun:
what is doctor and what is clean up.how does dat affect da tightness of a just teared-up pusssy?



It seems u don't knw what u are talking about

Actually, seems, we're on different stratas of sexual relations.


An ashewos pussy, welcomes an average of 4dicks a day, n u've never wondered how it maintains it tightness


Pele ti e

Adasun:
listen dude, a just fucke.d pusssy looks tighter and sweeter seriously.



If u doubt me,ask ashawo takers.

So, u no know say, dem dey doctor d thing? Why u think say, dem dey go clean up?

Guy, leave matter for Mathias.

I will not take it! I typed a very L no post n was cursing airtel, for d poor network


D post don disappear now

seguno2:
Stop telling lies.
It was Yar’Adua who offered amnesty to increase oil revenues since the north contributes NOTHING to the federation account but takes the most in monthly allocation.

Bros, follow d posts, not jump in half way n start vibrating.

dahmie2013:
We're in trouble o! Haba! Ambode is doing his own. Where we wan dey pass naa?

Pele. God will see una thru

BankeSmalls:
You mean there's no amnesty now?

There was no amnesty then. GEJ, had amnesty to offer to d creek lords, to calm their offensives.


Though, it doesn't take away from his success.

BankeSmalls:
Goodluck Jonathan, he walked into the creeks without security and had a meeting with all the militants and secured a ceasefire under Yaradua.

Osinbajo is a weakling.

Who do u think, calmed d NDA? He wasn't even a creek boy, n didn't offer amnesty!

annnikky:
Even the position that I currently occupy, I did not ask for it and I’m prepared to leave (resign) it at a short notice. It doesn’t mean anything (to me).”


U shouldn't have collected it at the first place

If he hadn't collected it, do u know, how bad, things could have been?

BankeSmalls:
Humqn face by stdanding aside while people are killed.

He has been to, all d hotspots, in ds country. In d heat of BH to d swamps of NDA! Can u name, one President or VP, that has done d same, previously? Can u name, one member of ds govt, that has done d same, without being forced?


He's not perfect, but, he has taken steps, to make up for it.


That statement, he made, is a dare, to PMB n d cabals! If u can't see that, due to sentiments, Htf is it my problem

uzokasi1964:
Does it mean that the IGP did not go through the paper before the presentation?
it shows that we have a bunch of lazy baboons as leaders in this country, what a pity!
I pity whoever wrote that statement, his or her sacking is confirmed!

Probably, written by one of his numerous concubines, on d force



So, lazy, they can't even be bothered to surround themselves with competent pple!

My beef is, why now, why not earlier Why not before, d killings became an outrage

Bubu, has always been too fecking slow, in his reactions!

I just pray Osinbajo's bluff is not called, so he won't abandon ds administration sha! He's probably d only one, giving ds govt a human face.

zombieTRACKER:
Eko na the city



Lagosians na the bomb


They have to come over to Lagos to blow

Something you can't do in Abuja

Seeing most anti-afonja, standing up for lag, dey sweet my mind

Can we shelf d beefs, already

Go thru d thread n u'll see IPOBs, defending lag n d Afonjas, yabbing d IPOBs, defending their lag


Una no go kee person, for ds country


One Nigeria, One love

OKorowanta:
Na slay mamas dey chop una money.
This ladies wont just sit and call u out.
Acts like Wizkid,Davido make up to 100 million in a year or more.
Endorsements,shows,politicians largesse..yet u cant support child and mum with at least a million naira annually?
You and your twitter handle dey mad!

U generally read matured, so why not reason like an adult n realise, there're always 2 sides to a story? On a previous thread, d 2nd baby mama, accepted to receiving $13000, child support n I've read abt d 1st baby mama, collecting hers too, since when d kid was younger.


Though, whatever d beef, he shouldn't deny those kids, his presence. He was trained that way too, sha.

SalamRushdie:
The above quoted gave the police away as having ulterior motive in this case.. you have not concluded investigation but you have already labelled them political assassins masquerading as cultists

IG when will those jihadist terrorist masquerading as Herdmens be paraded in force headquarters too

Part of d nonsense, u sprout, all day long! U read zaki bam, yet requesting for herdsmen? Do u really lack, cognitive reasoning, or ur conscience n objectivity, has been paid for

Mrmos:
If that were true, Buhari needn't have borrowed to pay for his nomination form.

With d little u've heard of PMB, does he look like someone, who will collect funds from his wife, to obtain nomination form? He didn't even collect self, did u see her raking? Threatening not to vote nor campaign for him sef

Omooba77:
Defender of the universe; na question we dey ask sir

See u! This actually shows, ur question was not in good faith. U're just trying to keep ur thread alive, keep it up, but not with me sha.


No be question, sha. Why should anyone of them be lying?