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francoray:
Buy puff puff and nutri-c pour inside a drum of water and also put ice block.

Wike is a goner

As PDP senator's kept quiet when Chibuike
Amaechi was in their midst.... So shall your
enemies keep quiet when it's your turn to
shine.....

I fit break yo head with coke bottle

otokx:
Is the Omoku-Egbema a state road?

Maybe you should have read well to understand me. He normally goes through that road instead of the bad imo-ph road.

Little wonder I see Rochas and his entourage almost every weekend boycotting this road via Omoku-Egbema road. Wicked man!!!

Lol

This thread is making me feel like I'm not on Nairaland. Wait o.

God is somewhere reading this thread, laughing out loud and getting entertained. Lol

I don't believe a normal man would fake his own death in this global world even with the existence of Plastic Surgery and other similar identity-averting vices.
Although his antecedents show that he could do this just to avoid extradition by the UK. Some people would say, just last week the UK called for his extradition and now he's dead? Some would say unless they see a forensic examination of the corpse, they can't believe his death.

I was reading an article by HAMZAT DANDARE and I quote:
"Alamieyeseigha is faking his death as he faked being a woman to escape Britain
Alarms has caused the death of many poor citizens of Bayelsa, who he deprived of their legitimate right by stealing their resources. But that aside I do not even agree the guy is dead, it's just another attempt to escape extradition to the UK. We are watching....
– Hamzat Dandare

Eventhough the above assertion could be true, I see it as another vent to highlight his South-South/South-East prejudice. The Amaljiris will never stop this hate. Never!!!

Folaatisade:
SMDH! You ain't even ashamed, you are willing to flirt & hv a relationship with him despite you knowing he's a married man? You are the type tht likes married men abi?! It DOESN'T matter whether his marriage is in a turmoil OR NOT, it is NOT in your position to indulge urself in their business by snatching someone's husband away all b/c he said he is tired of his wife! There is always two sides to every story my friend, you don't know who or what is d REAL cause of d problems in his marriage or who this man is deep inside. I pity u! If u like go & get urself involved with this man but i promise you, a little misunderstanding between the two of you & he will dump u for the next Nuella just like he did (assuming he indeed cheats or leaves her) his wife. Don't forget what goes around, comes around! How would u feel if ur husband left u for another woman b/c of the series of fights u've been having? Besides you are not even cute CHAI!

Why do I have this feeling that, it's your husband this Nuella with 'h' wants to snatch?

mzpositive:
She's not that hippy

'course she is

justmeenenye:
why my mind dey tell me say you use style show us your gifts

Show faya. I wan sample opinions that's all

Pidggin:
Maliza perfume=N700
Baby blanket=N1000
Mallam watch=N700
Wrapping paper=N30

Lol. You' a fo0l

Mariojane:
apart from the fact that you don.t date fair ladies what other reason do you have not to date her? are you in a relationship?

No I'm not.

PunkyVeer:
It looks like a baby's wrapping blanket. What is it? Whatever it is, that's a terrible colour for a man. Those are things you see given as gifts at a baby shower. What, are you 6 months old, she's giving you baby stuff?

Maybe it's a message. She wants a baby from.... Not me

saaedlee:
then why did you accept it in d first place?

At first I rejected it then she kept persuading me. It was wrapped and I thought it was biscuit or something cheap. You know girls and boxers na. Never knew it was such expensive items.

saaedlee:
Its called a gift, okay! You should have rejected it @ the moment she gave you!
Anyway, just start up the relationship, you might end up liking her

Naa. I don't want

PunkyVeer:
Lol, is that a baby-grow blanket I see?

The hell you mean by 'baby-grow' blanket? I saw it in the parcel mehn.

Evergreen4:
What happened to the doctrine of "chop and clean mouth" ?

Chop wetin? She be shawarma?

This girl in my area was hanging out with my friends and then she started bitching on me. That she hates me. I like forming. "Everytime he's dressing like an Americana and he doesn't even greet people" That, what am I even feeling like sef?

"Why is he not with you guys today? I always see him here everyday, drinking Heineken and always Laughing out Loud with y'all" She told my friends as she feigned obsessed.

The next day my friends told me about all the swearing so I saw her some days later and greeted her first. The girl is quite pretty BUT not my Speck. I don't do 'yellow paw-paw'. I started the conversation this way:
"Halo swit, my name's Ashman. You' so beautiful"
The young girl started laughing. Every word I said was countered with laughter.
"Are you laughing at me?"
She stopped, whipped her face. Looked straight into my eyes and said:

"I'm laughing because you don't even know how long I've been trying to get your attention" whew!!! I was flattered. For once in my life I felt like the Emperor of Rome. BUT one thing was sure, I can't date this girl. No NEVER.
We exchanged contacts and it's barely two weeks, she walked up to me and handed a parcel to me. "I got this for you"

I got home and opened it this morning. I swear, I saw a brand new Swatch wrist watch; Original Malizia Perfume and a foreign Pee-Jay. That girl must have spent an estimate of 30k. Right now I feel perplexed. I really don't need such gifts from a girl I can NEVER date. I mean NEVER and I also wouldn't want to be indebted to her.

'I know this kinda girls. If they fall in love, e don be for you na. They will remain in your life like Mount Zion that can never be moved. Love go taya you na'

How do I politely return her gifts.
Thanks. Mature responses needed asap.

CC: Farano
Lalasticlala
Ishilove

@OP, don't mind them o. Nairaland advice no dey pass "walk away"
"Move on"
"Dump her"
Don't dump anything o. She's not a refuse

refreshrate:
Not even an iota of ability to defend yourself when your folly was highlighted?

Just attempts to insult?

Thats all you have to offer?

Really!?

Please fire on

Dumb ass read the post above you and you're taking life too seriously bro. Just catch yo groove and be happy Mehn. I've been joking with you all this while. I got the drift from the question but you are damn just too serious. No p. You're my friend anyway.

refreshrate:
Rather than throwing tantrums unnecessarily here try working on your IQ. The first question the OP asked and you responded? He was being sacarstic Mr killer behind keyboard.

Silly you again? I bet I would leave everything I'm doing ATM to tackle your dumb asss. Now don't you get on my last nerve Mr Fucktarrd on an IQ spree.

Now talking about IQ, I play Temple run and my lowest is 75 million+ with 5000 diamonds. I play chess Blitz and still on Masters. I play Scrabble and River state pay me 40k monthly in our club. Numerical, verbal, spatial, and SHL too I practice. So what da hell do you know about people's IQ dumb ass?

refreshrate:
No I didn't.

No point arguing this further.

Bye

Fine and please next time keep off my mentions. I wouldn't want to kill you and kill the OP with your fuckin' dead body

refreshrate:
I'm not disputing that.

What I asked was if you were sure you understood it?

And my answer also asked you a simple question too? Did you understand my answer?

refreshrate:
Are you sure you understood the question before responding oga?

The question was crystal clear oga

Mboi:
Then who spoilt Nigeria for 16years, GEJ?

No. Our selfish politicians including GEJ

They contributed to his success. So if Shekarau is in PMB's shoes, he'll abandon them? That's mad evil even worse than corruption.

Wow!!! Looks like she swallowed my Neighbour's Children's missing Football.

CUMPOLICE01:
NONSENSE

Nonsense? Talk true

I go back to my dream, collect my phone and come back to reality

Because Tinubu is 70% the reason he's on that goddamn seat.
So Shiit-sucking-pusssy-licking murderfucking PDP assholes just 'Shhhh'


OMG, had a bad terrible lonely night last night.

I would rather remain single than Cheat #blame it on my conscience#

She doesn't want yo friend to see the pimples on her areola. #satisfied?#