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[quote author=Mynd_44]I don't know much about it but I know it gets hot and uncomfortable. Now why would I wanna put something that hot on my laps for hours? Sounds silly right?[/quote]There are cooling fans of 1k for laptops. Just place the laptop on top of d fan then on top of ur laps

FTC good write up

tonnieblaise: *cruising in* chelSHIT nd dia wahala

Ask google,u'l get d best answers i guess

Scrammmm! U don't have a blue blood. I smell a stinking red blood here

Why didn't Eto play last night against Bayern
Why do you think Mou prefer not to play Mata. Our best player last season
Why is our midfield still not strong
Do u think Hazard should be rated with CR7 and the likes cos I think so
How far do u think we would go this season
Do u think Eto will perform at his age
What are your prospects for our club ATM

I need a machine to help me read this clusters mennnh

Mscheeew I tot u wanted to say something related to jazz.


Well his secret is simply simple, Usain Bolt sees and knows your future. For instance he's already in 2014 and u r still here in 2013 so why won't he win

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Things I NEVER learned in school:

how to:

pay bills
buy a home
apply for college
Manage fiance's nagging
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List urs

lokito: @OP, are u staying around Oluyole, i heard abt smtin like this last week saturday

I stay close. So many vexatious and skeptical people we mingle with on public forums. I'll have to make someone go through what BONNY OKONKWO went through in the hands of EMEKA OFFOR some day

So many children on nairaland. Mscheeew

macklef: are u learning how to rite a poem or dis is a fake story.

For calling this a fake story, you're a slowpoke, ode. Why will u believe this when you still haven't believed that Jesus died for our sins

Our area was known for its notoriety as per rape cases in the night. Women, girls etc apply caution walking alone at nights from 8pm. It was later assumed that a mad man called 'Ogboso' was raping these girls unknown to the people that it was a group of young boys in their teens.
Dat fateful day, the boys caught up with this woman and pounced on her in the dark. The first boy, second boy and then the third boy being her own son. The son couldn't see the woman's face but the perfume was familiar....
It dawned on the boy that he'd raped his own mom when he got back home with one of his friends and saw the mother crying, and a lot of family members consoling her. My neighbor, Victor was in the same room cursing on the perpetrators when he walked pass the boys room and heard the boy's discussion with his friend. According to Victor, the boy was shedding tears and telling his friend that it was his mother all of them had raped this evening. Even his friend also did it too. Victor eavesdropped for like 5mins before the boys stopped conversing.
Nonetheless, Victor has no concrete evidence but he was very sure of what he heard.
I wonder what would be the next step he should take to.

I think she has age problem. Girls of these days hold strong to...

2moro nw ur bank account number will be ubiquitous for donations. Better start saving now o

GH Swagg:

IT'S BECAUSE GHANAIAN WOMEN ARE MORE ATTRACTIVE. WHO DOESN'T LIKE GOOD THINGS?

E be like say dem plank your head with rivers state House of assembly MACE, how can u say Ghanian girls are more attractive. U well?

Imagine. I fit plank this guy with MACE I swear...

frankyychiji: Soyinka is senile and also suffering from elderly rascality. The aged pal is well known not to see anything good in any government. D only difference now is he has gone partisan all becos his son is a commissioner under APC.

It's an insult to my person - an educational pundit, hearing people talk carelessly about Soyinka. Are we now saying that what Soyinka said about PEJ and GEJ aren't true? Please let's give fairness a chance and absorb the salient points he made rather than his personal entity.
In as much as both the Governor and the President are not out of blame as regards the present crises, the president should know that the largest fraction of the blame will definitely be apportioned to him if THE MAN DIES. To us the River State indigenes, THE MAN was a PRO- GEJ and among 'the five fingers of a controlling hand' now the question is, who controlled the hand? JONATHAN. So logically, one can easily deduce that he should be blamed if anything happens to Amaechi.

Cholls: U r not serious I can see even with being close to u...dude u loss interest In someone without no reason and I can see u r not mature yet....how can a girl love and care for u as a man and in return can learn to love her back....na wa for some boy(men) sha

Now this is very rude silly. So when every Tom, Diick n Harry fall in love with you, you simply fall back just like that and u call dat maturity. U be really Akpan

....and she knows u're in a relationship already

How would you tell her politely without looking like a jerk. She wants to do virtually everything for you - cook, clean, wash etc, calls you like 10/24 hrs per day, she likes you like mad and keeps telling you how she loves you but you don't want her period. How do you tell her without hurting her?

Who be this wan wey com first me comment nah....mscheeew.
@OP, I just read your post from my Nexus 7 5G inside air France aero plane, first class. Make ur B.itch get 'heat period' first, then send her to the Rotweiler to be devoured

Danhumprey: I just find it inconceivable and incredulous to believe in the existence of such things. I keep wondering if they really exist or are just mere figment of a deluded mind.

Do u believe in their existence?

If you truly do not believe, try and take a stroll to any Cemetery around 1am with one wrap of do.pe. Lets see wether you can come back to nairaland and read other responses.

If u eat (e.g beans, eba, bread n eggs) before going to church, just tell us u'r going there to sleep and when ur pastor catches u sleeping, slowly raise up ur head n say AMEN. He'll think u were praying

I taya for our Naija girls o

'Go round' just concentrate well on your job and leave Amaechi/Jonathan issue. In politics no permanent enemies ooo

@op gimme MONEY or a good job, if I don't build my own house call me MONKEY

Ogbeche77: A good piece though,but these enterprenuers don't have the interest of the youth at heart,its just PROFITS,PROFITS & PROFITS everyones Sèxx sells.. And that is exactly what BBA is doing,with the new introduction of the VIP package on there site where viewers have access to housemates shower hours & intimate activities.
Its time the African youths starts with a humble beginning,instead of awaiting GRANTS & SUPPORTS that ll never arrive..

Good comment

lokito: #onPoint# they are making serious money at the detriment of Africans. Imagine how much they make on just voting - N75 per vote times millions of Nigerians, yet the program is dead not educating. Rubbish people

The point is not just the money but the rationale behind the driving force of this programme.We hear WHO facilitators talk about combating STDs, HIV etc in Africa yet such reality shows make romance the order of the day in the house. Why won't this be a retardation in the good works UN/WORLDBANK/WHO/BRITISHCOUNCIL etc are carrying out to better AFrica

i have follwed BBA from the outset with an increasing interest and now i humbly wish to urge and plead with All African Youths, let's ask DSTV to give Us a BBA where African Youths go and discuss, profer solutions and solve Problems. Where people can discuss about ERADICATING poverty, unemployment, diseases etc. Where Africans can believe in themselves, conceive ideas and achieve goals like the caucasians. We need programmes in form of a workshop where Enterpreneurship can be promoted. Programmes that can help tackle corruption in AFrica, Bad leadership, insecurity, kidnapping and money laundering NOT this morally loosed show where single parents who can't keep their r/ships go into the house to show their fallen breasts, drug addicts, porn stars , no mannered people mix up and get rewarded.
According to Dr. Sipho of daily trust, no African country has been able to achieve the complete MDGs for years now. This should be an African priority - sustainable development. Thus, such TV shows could create a differential forum for Africa development.
Haba! Having sex in the public with somebody who is not your spouse? We can make this the last of that valueless program. Initially, it was okay but recently sexual immorality has wriggled its ugly head into the show.

BBA sells immoral behaviours and attract lots of fans who enjoy it. They even prefer open sex every day. There is no single thing I learn from the programme, except promoting sex and immorality. Its time we ignore it.

How long does it take to imbibe a habit? 21 days and BBA runs for 90days, subtly making people addicts to bad habits and destroying the values we hold dear that has built out families & homes.

P.S: If there are no more values left in the world, let's strive to keep ours intact! Salvation is personal!

Say NO to TV shows without value, reality shows with rich immorality is a NO NO!. PLEASE REBROADCAST AND DROP YOUR VIEWS.
LET'S PUT HANDS ON DECK AND MAKE AFRICA A DREAM CONTINENT.....

Chei!!! Charly boy senior my mama with 12yrs