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myariks:
Pls no embarrasment. Just to know ur suggestions. Between pussy and buttocks which one is more sweetier to suck on bed. For me i enjoy buttocks more than pussy

God forbid. I can't even share a spoon with you

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lacum:
pls dont mind d person above me.



in the catholic church offertories are collected for diff purposes n are used for d purpose for which it was collected. the normall offertory of mass on sundays goes to d bishop n priest while daily mass offering is for d priest.i dont kniw but i think d diocese contributes to d vatican treasury.

We need some facts

menesheh:
The simple fact is that if you are still a Catholic and still pouring your money to its pocket, you are a complicit in some criminal conspiracy.

Their priests commit different sort of sex abuse in the name of unhitched holy fellows.
We always demand that government should give account of our tax money and other revenues generated, and that it should be made public. But in the case of catholic, you dare not.

Catholic is an illegal organization using it's huge power it have been wielding for millennia to avert the normal punishments it meant to accrue in our present secular societal setup.

You said?

I had a heated argument about this topic with some friends, including an Architect, a Lawyer and his Fiancée. And we almost exchanged blows last night, like seriously. They vs Me.

They were of the opinion that some percentage of the money goes to the Vatican and it's expedient and mandatory that the Pope gets his own percentage.

I was of the opinion that the money is normally used for church maintenance, helping the poor, bills, Missionary School activities, helping Monastries etc and the Pope/Vatican has no share from our parish money.
Now I should imagine that my monthly 10% plus Offerings and contributions get shared and even fractionates to the Pope. Then I won't buy the idea.

Contributions Catholics

OAM4J

Truth24:
The dude is ryt! U're as dry as Harmattan

No vex sir. I'll be wet next time. Oya run back to your cage

We don't like it when the story is not yours @op



The guy below me has nothing much to add

iLovePusssy:
ah agree with yhu on dah bruh.. from ur story tho, seems ur nt rili a nyc guy,yhu wer juz acting up, nd yhu got served for real.

Actually I'm a very nice person. Sometimes even my friends marvel at my generosity BUT how can a girl in her right senses consume 47k on an outing with a man. That's heartless and the guy prolly left her here b/c of the bill

DoroMega:
Nufin do you jare, enjoy yourself...

Na so bro. #na Godwin#

DoroMega:
E pain am oh, Ostralopithecus lyk you

Lol. I dey sky bar now dey shayo come join me see wetin I dey talk. It's Friday.

iLovePusssy:
lmao... see ya life, if it were a fellow guy now.. yhu 4 nor even kno sey human being dey der...

Women are meant to be treated well na

DoroMega:
dryyyyyyyyy..............

Monkey

On my Resume, I'm going to include "Dated Port Harcourt babe" so that the employer can know that I'll be able to handle any other thing in this world.

Reminiscing on how my four years plus relationship ended with my PH ex, I decided to chill out in Genesis - 3rd floor at Sky Bar. After all it's TGIF. With full confidence I ordered for Black Label and a can coke. Bartender opens the drinks. How much? The Manchi said 13k. Goose pimples busted out of my skin by force. Black Label 12k, can coke 1k. Na the coke own provoke me pass.

I looked behind me, the other Bartender was harassing a young pretty fresh looking damsel to pay up, he wanted to close his account and close for the day. The girl looked so Pulchritudinous. I couldn't bear the embarrassment. I walked up to their table as a Good Samaritan, I started yelling at the Bartender.

"You have no right to talk to this angel that way. Are you crazy? Don't be silly (trying hard to impress the girl). How much is she even owing you? I asked as I dipped my hand into my pocket to bring out cash.
The Bartender replied me as quickly as possible

"Her balance is 37k. The man sitting down with her dropped 10k and left since 4pm. She said his number is switched off now. She ate full chicken and chips, grilled fish with Potatoes and two bottles of Baileys.
Wtf! Her bill was rivaling my Kid sister's tuition.

Quickly I brought out my phone from my pocket and started forming call... "Nonso, I said give me two minutes I'll be with you ah ah" I was pretending to be making the call and moving slowly back to my seat.

Thunder faya Satan left leg. Na me go come inherit 37k for this harsh Buhari Economy? Lol. Even if na Nikki Minaj she be. No way o.

And Apron

#very important#

Me can't stop loving 'Bad gyal' by Jesse Jags

We went through the rigmaroles of Thermodynamics; Heat and Mass; Strenght of Materials etc before we got the OP's attributes.

Joor oh by Jahbless

Very hilarious

freecocoa:
I don't know why everyone is acting like there's no problem, OP there's a big problem and it's you, you are cheating while still planning to get married, you better just leave the young man you want to marry alone and sort yourself out, I wish he'd catch you, mschew.

I just fell in love with you. #best post ever#

She's actually cheating on both men and I call such people flibbertigibbet.

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Brb
Lemme visit my own blog first

Even your Boo get a Boo.... a boo, a boo

#singing#

It is the 'bestest' if both are not nairalanders.
So that kids won't be posting thrash on your family matter.

Shey na SendoX dem use snap this pishure ni?

ThisisBuhari:
An altercation happened between me and my girlfriend and she told me I am not the type of guy she wants.I narrated what happened to her family friend and he reconciled us. but still it seems I dont get the attention I deserved from her.

Is she for real when she said I am not her type and call off the relationship?

Maybe you need a Referee to blow his whistle before you believe it's over. Huh?

Even if God decides to invite us all through a phone call. Girls will still ask him "How did you get my number"

#Girls and attitude#

favoured234:
And I can remember your mother flogging the day light out of you even as an adult....

Naaaa. Not me. Lol

CUM4WHAT:
probably u shudnt have opened a thread wen u got no quality reasonable content to post

No vex. The names on my post are fictional. Besides, this thread could help change young girls

zaragal:
Wait....how is dis suppose to be ur business or nairaland's ??

It's not your business and you commented? My sister if you're in my slippers, cos that's what I'm wearing now, you'll marvel

CUM4WHAT:
NONSENSE. SHOW US PICS

Pics of what? Am I a photographer?

I remember those days in Lagos. My mom would complain the hell out of me. "Why can't you be like Mama Nkechi's Children?" God, why won't my first son be like these wonderful kids?

Although the children were extraordinary. Amongst the peers they would stand out.
At School - Ikeja High School, they would perform excellently well and the Teachers knew them.
At Block Rosary they would lead in Prayers. My mom won't stop yelling, dragging my left ear to our neighbour's flat and saying...

"Nkechi teach this stubborn boy how to recite Catena and Litany of the Blessed virgin Mary"
Intimidation!!! Infact, what other word is stronger than 'Intimidation'?

Presently, we're all grown and I now work in Port Harcourt and everybody is doing their thing and also helping their parents. I hardly visit Lagos unless it's expedient. My old neighbourhood would always Prick craze out of me since my Father kicked the bucket and became shorter than the ground. These days my mom would say to me "you're the best child ever"

Two days back. Sunday night I saw Mama Nkechi's second daughter standing half-nude in front of Ocabic (a strip club) in Port Harcourt. A girl that's supposedly in Unizik, final year? I had to knock myself thrice to reassure myself that I wasn't dreaming or something. There are certain things you don't see regularly on a Breaking News. Like

'A goat killed two Lions yesterday'
'Eyinmba beats Chelsea, 5-0'
'Buhari hands over Presidency to lalasticlala'

She saw me and gasped. Panting and breathing heavily she started explaining many many things to me. My friends were like "Ashman na your sister be this ni?"

I was so scared. This girl could give me 'otapiapia' just to make sure her parents don't get a wind of this story.

The bottom line is, I had to advice her. She started crying, begging and promised never to indulge in prostitution again. Her friends in school lured her.

My advice to young girls - Be mindful of the friends you keep. Say No to Prostitution

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