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Upon say i dey close to 30, Charly boy senior my mama

i wouldn't want to subscribe to the fact that it's nature or all adat cos right now i've got grey hairs on my cheek, chin; on my eyelids, moustache, stomach, chest...i've got some on the armpit, head. I noticed like 4 coming out on the forestry habitation of my Okoh i.e amu, i uprooted the weeds and now it's upto like 40. If i remove these 40 now who knows, i could be having weeds insteada the main rain forest.
i laugh inside when elders call me Oga, Bros, Boss etc.
My friend Christian has white hairs inside his nose...heheheheheehihihi. He pinches them out every two days for like 3years now. So he's so used to that, that even in front of an interviewer he was pinching. Lmao.

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Behaving like the man who saw a lion in the bush, he knelt down closed his eyes and started praying, he opened his eyes and saw the lion kneeling in front of him and praying too. What a shock! He asked the lion, are you a Christian? The lion replied don't u pray before you eat?

We go to CHURCH because CHURCH cannot come to us

U go fear GRAMMAR na!

~ Thank God for a brown new day!
~ My God is upsome!
~ Why are people so weekend?
~ Not all dat glitters are goats!
~ I need to change my worldrope!
~ May ur Name be highly exhausted!
~ My waste is paining me!
~ I hate girl with slow sef of steam!
~ No curse for Alarm!
~ Thank God 4 spearing my life!
Happy Sunday my peeps... Add up

1. U go to club and pay 5k for gate fee, U come church dey drop N20 for offering as if GOD na Nigerian police... U get duplex for hell.

2. U give ashawo wey spent one nyt for ur house 20k come give ur babe wey clean,sweep n wash ur clothes for a week 5k.. U get 4 bedroom flat for Devil's estate in Hell.

3. U wear mini-skirt, sit down for front seat just to confuse Man of God every sunday... U be shareholder for hell.

4. U always go to church just to look for gals... bros, U are in a joint partnership wt d devil.

5 U fit dance all night to kukere song for club but you cant move wen praise is goin on in church abi... Ur rank for hell pass I.G

Abeg, happy sunday nairalanders...Enjoy your week ahead

@OP today is Sunday I wont abuse u for this useless thread, try this on a monday and....

IMO, men show a little pomposity to an extent like at times they hardly apologise to their spouse even when they are wrong and other surface issues BUT women are overtly pompous.
Imagine going to your office in the morning and your female colleagues will expect you to greet them first.
Imagine when a woman is your boss @ your place of work
Imagine the phones poor women seek to use and how they so much long for extravagant shoppings to show off
Imagine when a female police is an IPO to a little case you're involved in
Or can you imagine this;
i exchanged Blackberry pin with a girl doing her NYSC in our area and we got chatting, she asked for my name, age, etc. The chat was going on smoothly until she asked me where i was working, i told her i was unemployed and still searching for a job. The girl just typed this rubbish "search well o God will see you through" and deleted me.
Two weeks later she came to drop her CV @ our office but the securities didn't allow her in when we bumped into each other, she was like "did you just get a job here?" Staring seriously at my i.d card. i just smiled and said i've been working here for six years now. i just walked up to my car and drove off.
Pomposity is one character i hate but i meet a lot of pompous girls.
What's your opinion

[quote author=Ms_Steph]ur punchline is wack. If u are trying to be funny you just made yourself dumber. Nuff said[/quote]no mam it aint wacker than your advice. kanye west is a bad news silly and you're a person for talking about him here. Cretin

[quote author=Ms_Steph]cant he learn from kanye? jeez he is looking so fake no style at all[/quote]learn from Kanye? is dat how you learn? no wonder your overall score in JAMB was 38.
pls nairalanders try to emulate reasonable ppl NOT blasphemous-deluded cretins. permit me to use these words mennnh

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Amongst his extra-hustle activities sometimes he'd supply materials to a popular multinational oil company (name withheld) based on tenders, bidding etc. Sometimes a single sourced LPOs come and he does the job.
Recently, the woman in charge of Purchasing & cost control(in her 40s,salary above 1M per month, rich husband but no children)asked him out on a date.
Hmm.. I thought I had heard everything in my life until she said she likes him and would want them to spend the weekend together in Ghana as her husband wont be around. Immediately, he knew where she was going so he politely turned her down.
She said if he obliges, she would raise an LPO of about N7m supply for him by monday - for the start.
She said a lot about her husband not being able to plant a seed in her and .....
She's also promising money et al especially if he can plant the seed.
All he did was just get up from the place, excused himself and left her





May God never let us fall to such temptation o.

she's hyper-great to me cos she's got some clothes on this time

is he a girl or is she a boy? the pix is...

Imanuelle: Did India really beat Nigeria 99 - 1 ?


And Samuel oparaji scored and died after the match ?









Whoever started that joke should be hanged.

of course it's true and i was there na.
indians shoot d ball for atunda musa belle the ball com out from him back.
if dem carry ball dey near keeper the ball go change to Lion