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Sports / Re: Bet9ja Confirms N3m As Settlement For Lukman by ashmanpolo: 11:23pm On Apr 25
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

This story nor clear

If na the cashier fault unto she connive with her boyfriend to play a fast one on the the owner of the ticket

Why bet9ja dey compensate the owner of the ticket with 3 million

Shebi the matter go dey between the cashier and the owner of the ticket...why the owner of ticket and bet9ja go dey reach agreement of 3million




Because na Bet9ja logo Dey the ticket, no be cashier or agent logo and they need to protect their reputation. The matter concern them well well.
Celebrities / Re: Esther Was Black And Broke Challenge - Post Yours by ashmanpolo: 8:57am On Apr 11
Baba don doke every girl for area but when Baba jam Phyna, Babarex
Sports / Re: Inside The N13bn Mansion Cristiano Ronaldo Will Be Staying At Manchester (Photo) by ashmanpolo: 10:25pm On Sep 05, 2021
WibusJaga:

Wealth is vanity, Poverty is vanity. Therefore choose your own vanity wisely.

LIKE for Wealth
SHARE for Poverty
the four people wey choose poverty think say na joke abii

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Culture / Re: Misuzulu KaZwelithini, Zulu King In First Reed Dance With Virgin Maidens by ashmanpolo: 7:59am On Sep 05, 2021
Kudos to the OP for not contaminating this forum with nudity. Nice one

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Health / Re: How Rivers State Lockdown Trapped Me In Port Harcourt (Pictures) by ashmanpolo: 3:33pm On Mar 31, 2020
OP,
How can you be snapping people and posting online. This is silly
Sports / Re: Nice Vs Marseille Match Suspended Due To Homophobic Chants And Banners (Photos) by ashmanpolo: 7:06am On Aug 29, 2019
homophobic /ˌhɒməˈfəʊbɪk , ˌhəʊməˈfəʊbɪk /
▸ adjective having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against homosexual people:
homophobic remarks.


OP, try dey put meanings first o. No be everybody go school

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Cindy Introduced As New Housemate by ashmanpolo: 10:16pm On Aug 01, 2019
philip0906:

I'm not bantering with you...Just reminding you, what a poverty stricken numb skull you are.

Next time don't quote me

Wetin concern poverty now The guy's assumption is very possible in the Nigeria of today and cannot be completely ruled out. You're there speaking grammar

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Politics / Re: Buhari Recieves Letters Of Credence From Ambassadors Of Thailand And Others. by ashmanpolo: 9:23pm On Aug 01, 2019
NwaEzefuNaMba:


the same way ona apara unu na Owerri now
Ndi ara!!

Who talk to this monkey sef. Mschew
Politics / Re: Buhari Recieves Letters Of Credence From Ambassadors Of Thailand And Others. by ashmanpolo: 6:36pm On Aug 01, 2019
Credence Para kwa ha'n

*In Mbaise accent*
Celebrities / Re: Actress Etinosa Blast MC Galaxy, Say Her Nude Video Was Not Planned In Anyway by ashmanpolo: 10:01pm On Jun 12, 2019
Is there any way I can unsee the nudity I saw? I' just dey vex since that day
Celebrities / Re: I Don't Need Your Money, Fan Fires At Paul Of Psquare by ashmanpolo: 6:51am On Apr 10, 2018
All I see here is a mature Fan and a childish Artiste. Everything about life is not money.

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Fashion / Re: Lady Shares Before And After Plastic Surgery Photos; Says Her Mum Went With Her by ashmanpolo: 11:32am On Apr 08, 2018
Chikita66:
You mean you can't differentiate between white and mullato?


She is white for goodness sake.

She's a Mulatto not a Caucasian (White)
Romance / Re: This Lovely Couple's Pre-wedding Pictures Have Got People Talking. See Why by ashmanpolo: 1:28pm On Mar 24, 2018
[quote author=ossyla post=66107527]

That means you have been dating gorillas... grin grin grin[/quote

No. More like, the girl is fine
Romance / Re: This Lovely Couple's Pre-wedding Pictures Have Got People Talking. See Why by ashmanpolo: 10:29pm On Mar 23, 2018
The girl fine pass all the girls I've ever dated put together

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Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu Celebrates Valentine In Bikini (Photo) by ashmanpolo: 8:26am On Feb 15, 2018
She's pulchritudinous.
Politics / Re: Imo Statues :this Is Why I Erect Those Statues - Rochas Okorocha Speaks(video) by ashmanpolo: 4:06am On Nov 17, 2017
OP, next time just type out what he said in the video.
Rochas is not worth our data.
Romance / My girlfriend and her HIV result palava by ashmanpolo: 10:55pm On May 05, 2017
Early this morning my girlfriend called me on phone that she just did the test to confirm her status that she'd be expecting her result in the evening. The first thing that came out of my mouth was "who sent you to go and do test ooo?"
This gyal and busy-body. "Tufiakwa"
I called her like 400 times today. The anxiety left so much adrenaline rush in my blood stream.
"Babe how far? Have you collected it?
At a point she started begging me to calm down
My eyeballs changed color to pink. From a binocular view, visible smoke was coming outta my ears.
Charley I never knew HIV anxiety could leave goose pimple on human skin for straight six hours.

"Bae shebi I'm the one that went for the test, why are you worried - drinking my own panadol"

Mscheew this girl won't understand. The last time I did mine, I didn't even go back to check the result let alone collecting it. Hehehehehe. In fact since then I have avoided that street like a plague. Especially now that I'm eating in between meals to see whether I can slightly look like 'rasputia from Norbit' no improvement. This girl is here talking thrash about some freaking poppycock test.

Finally I'm happy tonight. I have been giving people drinks all evening. Lol
Y'all know the rest of the story.
Good night folks. Good night fam

Peace-out

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Romance / Re: What Married Men Are Going Through In Marriage by ashmanpolo: 3:26pm On Jul 30, 2016
God created everybody to be free and single. If you get married, it's your fault

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Travel / Re: Nigeria To Sign Visa-free Pact With 8 Countries by ashmanpolo: 1:03pm On May 25, 2016
BeastAmbition:
When will nigeria start having visa-free pact with country like England, Holland, U.S.A, and lot.

If they try this one eh, Nigeria's population will be less than 100k

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Politics / Re: #1yearInOffice#:Gov. Wike Commissions 3.5km Borokiri & 1.3km Industry Roads(pics by ashmanpolo: 12:54pm On May 25, 2016
These leaders of the PDP rookies are trying but everything is 'politricks'
Romance / Re: 12 Hilarious Ladies Quotes By Robert Mugabe by ashmanpolo: 12:47pm On May 25, 2016
God created everybody to be free and single. If you get married, it's your fault
Romance / Re: Best Way To Get Any Lady N Best Way To Get Any Man...honest Love And Dating Zone by ashmanpolo: 8:13am On May 25, 2016
No wahala, we go wait. Afterall only you na Tuface, Don Jazzy and P Square
Romance / Re: Six Ways Many Men Are Unknowingly Killing Their Sperm by ashmanpolo: 8:08am On May 25, 2016
bennyosayi1:
Who sperm epp?

The thing epp everybody mama
Romance / Re: 12 Hilarious Quotes about Ladies By Robert Mugabe by ashmanpolo: 12:02am On May 25, 2016
These quotes are so funny. Nevertheless, I'm sure that a 91yrs old man wouldn't be trying to mimick 'I go die' them.
Romance / Re: Which Gender Is More Stressful To Raise! Parents Only by ashmanpolo: 10:39pm On May 23, 2016
Parents only?
This thread is PG 35. #runs outta thread#
Romance / Re: A Brother Needs Help by ashmanpolo: 9:50am On May 21, 2016
Op, if you borrow your best friend N5m to do facial surgery. After the surgery how will you even identify him to collect back your money?
Only prayers o!!!

Pray your way through and this dysfunctional salience in doctrinal religion b/w you and your fiancée will be a thing of the past.

#teamCatholic#
Romance / Re: Hello House!!! Ur Attention Is Needed. by ashmanpolo: 6:26pm On Apr 06, 2016
halfricanadian:


Who ever does dat to me is really on their own

I'm good at not needing family

I love my nature only love dissappoints me nd once i kno dat i detach mysef

My complex nature makes me survive anything in life!

Wen dey need me i do financial help !

Bt if such family member need emotional help from me dat is difficult financially i can giv 100% to dem emotionally? They are really on there own 1000000%

Lol. Then if I'm to balance your rationale it means you also do the OYO thingy.
Romance / Re: Hello House!!! Ur Attention Is Needed. by ashmanpolo: 6:18pm On Apr 06, 2016
halfricanadian:
Awwwwwww cry cry


Families will assist joor especially if dey are of age

yaaaaaaay

Yea right but the recent trend in Naija now. Most families segregate and apply OYO. Lol
Romance / Re: I Do All The Calling Yet She Is Insisting That She Is Still In Loves Me, How by ashmanpolo: 7:44am On Apr 02, 2016
HateU2:
You can only know by talking to her about it not bringing it to NL because 'they' are going to 'spoil' ur joy. 'They' will change ur mind and mentality. Communication is what you need, u hear(abi na read) undecided

Nice advice. I salute your wisdom.
Romance / Re: Every Woman Should Read These 30 Rules For Godly Women by ashmanpolo: 6:56am On Mar 31, 2016
No need. Women of these days will never listen
Education / Re: How Has Nairaland Transformed Your Life? by ashmanpolo: 6:33am On Mar 31, 2016
Capableben:
ahhhh, Pele o... sorry


No P. Thankiu ojare

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