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Sports / Re: Bet9ja Confirms N3m As Settlement For Lukman by ashmanpolo: 11:23pm On Apr 25 |
slaawomirr: Because na Bet9ja logo Dey the ticket, no be cashier or agent logo and they need to protect their reputation. The matter concern them well well. |
Celebrities / Re: Esther Was Black And Broke Challenge - Post Yours by ashmanpolo: 8:57am On Apr 11 |
Baba don doke every girl for area but when Baba jam Phyna, Babarex |
Sports / Re: Inside The N13bn Mansion Cristiano Ronaldo Will Be Staying At Manchester (Photo) by ashmanpolo: 10:25pm On Sep 05, 2021 |
WibusJaga:the four people wey choose poverty think say na joke abii 1 Like |
Culture / Re: Misuzulu KaZwelithini, Zulu King In First Reed Dance With Virgin Maidens by ashmanpolo: 7:59am On Sep 05, 2021 |
Kudos to the OP for not contaminating this forum with nudity. Nice one 6 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Re: How Rivers State Lockdown Trapped Me In Port Harcourt (Pictures) by ashmanpolo: 3:33pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
OP, How can you be snapping people and posting online. This is silly |
Sports / Re: Nice Vs Marseille Match Suspended Due To Homophobic Chants And Banners (Photos) by ashmanpolo: 7:06am On Aug 29, 2019 |
homophobic /ˌhɒməˈfəʊbɪk , ˌhəʊməˈfəʊbɪk / ▸ adjective having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against homosexual people: homophobic remarks. OP, try dey put meanings first o. No be everybody go school 30 Likes 3 Shares |
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Cindy Introduced As New Housemate by ashmanpolo: 10:16pm On Aug 01, 2019 |
philip0906: Wetin concern poverty now The guy's assumption is very possible in the Nigeria of today and cannot be completely ruled out. You're there speaking grammar 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Buhari Recieves Letters Of Credence From Ambassadors Of Thailand And Others. by ashmanpolo: 9:23pm On Aug 01, 2019 |
NwaEzefuNaMba: Who talk to this monkey sef. Mschew |
Politics / Re: Buhari Recieves Letters Of Credence From Ambassadors Of Thailand And Others. by ashmanpolo: 6:36pm On Aug 01, 2019 |
Credence Para kwa ha'n *In Mbaise accent* |
Celebrities / Re: Actress Etinosa Blast MC Galaxy, Say Her Nude Video Was Not Planned In Anyway by ashmanpolo: 10:01pm On Jun 12, 2019 |
Is there any way I can unsee the nudity I saw? I' just dey vex since that day |
Celebrities / Re: I Don't Need Your Money, Fan Fires At Paul Of Psquare by ashmanpolo: 6:51am On Apr 10, 2018 |
All I see here is a mature Fan and a childish Artiste. Everything about life is not money. 113 Likes 2 Shares |
Fashion / Re: Lady Shares Before And After Plastic Surgery Photos; Says Her Mum Went With Her by ashmanpolo: 11:32am On Apr 08, 2018 |
Chikita66: She's a Mulatto not a Caucasian (White) |
Romance / Re: This Lovely Couple's Pre-wedding Pictures Have Got People Talking. See Why by ashmanpolo: 1:28pm On Mar 24, 2018 |
[quote author=ossyla post=66107527] That means you have been dating gorillas... [/quote No. More like, the girl is fine |
Romance / Re: This Lovely Couple's Pre-wedding Pictures Have Got People Talking. See Why by ashmanpolo: 10:29pm On Mar 23, 2018 |
The girl fine pass all the girls I've ever dated put together 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu Celebrates Valentine In Bikini (Photo) by ashmanpolo: 8:26am On Feb 15, 2018 |
She's pulchritudinous. |
Politics / Re: Imo Statues :this Is Why I Erect Those Statues - Rochas Okorocha Speaks(video) by ashmanpolo: 4:06am On Nov 17, 2017 |
OP, next time just type out what he said in the video. Rochas is not worth our data. |
Romance / My girlfriend and her HIV result palava by ashmanpolo: 10:55pm On May 05, 2017 |
Early this morning my girlfriend called me on phone that she just did the test to confirm her status that she'd be expecting her result in the evening. The first thing that came out of my mouth was "who sent you to go and do test ooo?" This gyal and busy-body. "Tufiakwa" I called her like 400 times today. The anxiety left so much adrenaline rush in my blood stream. "Babe how far? Have you collected it? At a point she started begging me to calm down My eyeballs changed color to pink. From a binocular view, visible smoke was coming outta my ears. Charley I never knew HIV anxiety could leave goose pimple on human skin for straight six hours. "Bae shebi I'm the one that went for the test, why are you worried - drinking my own panadol" Mscheew this girl won't understand. The last time I did mine, I didn't even go back to check the result let alone collecting it. Hehehehehe. In fact since then I have avoided that street like a plague. Especially now that I'm eating in between meals to see whether I can slightly look like 'rasputia from Norbit' no improvement. This girl is here talking thrash about some freaking poppycock test. Finally I'm happy tonight. I have been giving people drinks all evening. Lol Y'all know the rest of the story. Good night folks. Good night fam Peace-out 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: What Married Men Are Going Through In Marriage by ashmanpolo: 3:26pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
God created everybody to be free and single. If you get married, it's your fault 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: Nigeria To Sign Visa-free Pact With 8 Countries by ashmanpolo: 1:03pm On May 25, 2016 |
BeastAmbition: If they try this one eh, Nigeria's population will be less than 100k 232 Likes 13 Shares |
Politics / Re: #1yearInOffice#:Gov. Wike Commissions 3.5km Borokiri & 1.3km Industry Roads(pics by ashmanpolo: 12:54pm On May 25, 2016 |
These leaders of the PDP rookies are trying but everything is 'politricks' |
Romance / Re: 12 Hilarious Ladies Quotes By Robert Mugabe by ashmanpolo: 12:47pm On May 25, 2016 |
God created everybody to be free and single. If you get married, it's your fault |
Romance / Re: Best Way To Get Any Lady N Best Way To Get Any Man...honest Love And Dating Zone by ashmanpolo: 8:13am On May 25, 2016 |
No wahala, we go wait. Afterall only you na Tuface, Don Jazzy and P Square |
Romance / Re: Six Ways Many Men Are Unknowingly Killing Their Sperm by ashmanpolo: 8:08am On May 25, 2016 |
bennyosayi1: The thing epp everybody mama |
Romance / Re: 12 Hilarious Quotes about Ladies By Robert Mugabe by ashmanpolo: 12:02am On May 25, 2016 |
These quotes are so funny. Nevertheless, I'm sure that a 91yrs old man wouldn't be trying to mimick 'I go die' them. |
Romance / Re: Which Gender Is More Stressful To Raise! Parents Only by ashmanpolo: 10:39pm On May 23, 2016 |
Parents only? This thread is PG 35. #runs outta thread# |
Romance / Re: A Brother Needs Help by ashmanpolo: 9:50am On May 21, 2016 |
Op, if you borrow your best friend N5m to do facial surgery. After the surgery how will you even identify him to collect back your money? Only prayers o!!! Pray your way through and this dysfunctional salience in doctrinal religion b/w you and your fiancée will be a thing of the past. #teamCatholic# |
Romance / Re: Hello House!!! Ur Attention Is Needed. by ashmanpolo: 6:26pm On Apr 06, 2016 |
halfricanadian: Lol. Then if I'm to balance your rationale it means you also do the OYO thingy. |
Romance / Re: Hello House!!! Ur Attention Is Needed. by ashmanpolo: 6:18pm On Apr 06, 2016 |
halfricanadian: Yea right but the recent trend in Naija now. Most families segregate and apply OYO. Lol |
Romance / Re: I Do All The Calling Yet She Is Insisting That She Is Still In Loves Me, How by ashmanpolo: 7:44am On Apr 02, 2016 |
HateU2: Nice advice. I salute your wisdom. |
Romance / Re: Every Woman Should Read These 30 Rules For Godly Women by ashmanpolo: 6:56am On Mar 31, 2016 |
No need. Women of these days will never listen |
Education / Re: How Has Nairaland Transformed Your Life? by ashmanpolo: 6:33am On Mar 31, 2016 |
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