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The Baby is holding the branches of the tree and using his legs to push the tree. What baffles me is that the Baby's colour is WHITE. Lol

You cannot love God without serving him but you can serve God without loving him. The best way to show God love is to serve him in the church.

@op,
And if you tell her she snores, she will argue from now till new year. Just Record it and use as her ringtone.
#from experience#

Then the list is not complete without Nursery and Kindergaten virgins 'cos that's where my grandmother belongs

Lesson: keep pushing and never give up

MzPecs:
LOBATAN

Lol

MzPecs:
Oti o! Mi o se awon ti e. Omo igbo ni mi.

Omo Owerri lemi na o. Omo ibo ton jo Fuji. Lol

MzPecs:
Pele ti e

Ah awon temi. Oya jen Gba number yin joor. Emusmith is slacking. Lol

MzPecs:
Amebo!

You guys should just entertain me o. The night is lonely and boring tho

MzPecs and Emusmith you guys should say everything here okay. I want to see wassup

I don't believe that of Nurses

@helpee,

I have read your assertions with increasing interest. In as much as you're right on the part where you established the fact that as far as Dokpesi worked for the Government, he has to be paid. Yes, you're right.
But let's call a spade, a spade. He's an accomplice. His payment for adverts shouldn't come from NSA account. The columnists said the payment was feigned to be for the purchase of arms. NSA isn't obliged to pay for adverts and Dokpesi is also not legit to buy arms. We are only assuming that he was paid for the derogatory adverts on Buhari, Amaechi and Tinubu, we are yet to get further info. Just relax until we get the remaining snippets of information.

Now that he has no tenure upfront, our Poppycock Governor would easily bamboozle our funds without question. What a dunderhead Governor

Two things involved.
It's either she recently had an abortion or she has Galactorrhea.
The later stems from hormonal imbalance mostly caused by anti-pregnancy pills e.g Postinor II, Gynaecosid, white quinine etc. She got to see a Doctor and make sure you budget up to 40k for her complete treatment and injections.

Eleba:
It's your body and the decision to share it lies solely with you. Whatever your reasons are, he agreed to abstinence...not your problem. However,give it time, you might grow to actually long for him. cheers.

Good advice. Others above you are just typing rubbish, trying to sound funny

tuzle:
she told him she has a finance

That settles it. You, the Pastor, and the wife seeker should just take a lil vacation and chill.

So what was your sister's opinion.

Teens 13 to 19

My friend's wife was in Labour and her case was complicated. He called me around 7pm last night to drive him down to the Hospital. It was expedient we get there in 10mins. They needed him to buy a certain Pad to stop her bleeding. I can't remember the name of that Pad tho.

I told him to give me sometime I needed to eat and...
He said I should 'bonne' and come joor. "My wife life dey at stake you dey talk food". I left everything and drove him to the Hospital.

We got to the hospital so he rushed into the Labour room before I even got down from the car. He entered there and to his utmost surprise his wife was stark nakked. LOL!!!
Like four Male Doctors were 'chooking' their hands inside her ****seals lips****
Some were putting their fingers; some were placing Stethoscope on it. One was even peeping inside.

OMG!!! Immediately my friend rushed back to the door and blocked me from entering. He was like "Ashman go back. Dem say make you comot here" With a mixture of curiosity and anxiety on my face I said to him "But I need to see your wife and..."LOL

See shout "My friend I say Doctor say make you go back home. You don try for us GO.". So as he was talking to me another two Male Doctors wanted to enter. IT students Doctors o. He walked them out too. Lol

This morning he started explaining everything to me. So I can't stop wondering how other married men feel about this.

Farano
Rocktation

Love gbakwaoku.

Love makes my Blood Pressure smoke weed and get high.

By right you're supposed to get N5.25m from both Buyer and Seller. I think it's even constitutional. So let the buyer pay you. 700k is too small from his part. You have a written agreement. So take small money from the N3.5m commission by the seller and press charges.
Press charges as quickly as possible unless he begs you to take maybe N1.2m

Simple. I don't like greedy people

So people are very mean and unreasonable on this site. A young lad that possibly has 'Fragile X Chromosome' or maybe a little Dyslexia, walks in here for a piece of advice...

Then all the people above me made him an object of ridicule. Now he has deactivated his account. Only ARABICAN gave something close to an advice.

It's a shame to all the poppycock people above me. Nobody is perfect in life and everybody cannot create comic replies at once.

@OP, it doesn't matter. Continue your relationship with her provided you're happy, else, no need.

Smothering. It's been long I used that word. If some girls fall really in Love with you, e don be for you o. You go hate anything 'L'

Try manage bro. She gotta stay firmly put in your life like Mount Zion that can never be moved. Lol

Ok

parrygee:
My mom is a career civil servant. My sista is a medical doctor married to a medical doctor too. She once told me "naija gals have lost it".

Wow. Nice fam you got there.

Your Mama and Sisters follow o. Although that No. 4 is just the problem with girls of nowadays.

Touching stories here, burning out the grease of my emotion. I just dey vex. People are cruel.

faith551:
Pls can someone spell "it" for me

Very simple. The spelling of "it" is "mumuop"

EgusiSoup:
Yes I think so.

Wait let me put it in the Google first

Waiting seriously!!! I'm so bored here

@EgusiSoup,
Please I need this answer urgently. Can I go to Canada through Canal?

Op, whenever you're tired of nairaland, deactivate your moniker and zoooomm, you'll become a supermod called NOBODY too

Such attitudes give me the creeps. You thought she would change? No such women are implacable. All you need now is prayers. Pray bro. Pray.