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EducationRe: How Has Nairaland Transformed Your Life? by ashmanpolo: 6:33am On Mar 31, 2016
Capableben:
ahhhh, Pele o... sorry
No P. Thankiu ojare
EducationRe: How Has Nairaland Transformed Your Life? by ashmanpolo: 6:29am On Mar 31, 2016
Nairaland made me lose the love of my life through the bad bad advices from the little children here.
PoliticsRe: Kiki Osinbajo Shares Lovely New Photos by ashmanpolo: 10:53pm On Mar 24, 2016
Omo toh Shan, omo toh civilize...
And somebody above dey shout 'wor wor' this, that while the girl make sense pass all him girl friends put together.
I no call anybody papa name for my post o
CelebritiesRe: Psquare Saga: Peter Exposes More About The Problems Within Them In New Interview by ashmanpolo: 1:17pm On Mar 21, 2016
AyeeIdris:
Na wa! In your analysis, you no mention the wives. But in your conclusion, you blame the wives. See how people dey fail exam. God, may I never be blamed for the actions of my husband? As if men are babies with no common sense.....but hey blame the women, it must be their fault (just in case, sarcasm)
An ibo adage has it that "only women can separate brothers"
I didn't put up the wife in my analysis because everybody knows that from the outset the brothers were divided prior to Peter's wedding.
CelebritiesRe: Psquare Saga: Peter Exposes More About The Problems Within Them In New Interview by ashmanpolo:
My Analysis:

Paul does virtually all the work, from writing, singing, copywriting etc. While three of them share from the money realised.

Peter is more handsome and well built so he gets separate endorsements and doesn't share the money realised cos that's personal.

Paul looks and says "people has to know that I do all the work and I'm the brain behind Psquare yet I don't get much recognition"

Two factors are majorly the cause of their saga
MONEY
THEIR WIVES
CelebritiesRe: Susan Peters Prepares Semovita & Egusi Soup For Her Whitehusband by ashmanpolo: 10:07am On Mar 18, 2016
nikkypearl:
Lol!u re on a long thing then! grin
Fanimorous is a yoruenglish only the yoruban will comprehend... tongue
Ok. Fanimora. Intimate or draw something close. Ntorrh
CelebritiesRe: Susan Peters Prepares Semovita & Egusi Soup For Her Whitehusband by ashmanpolo: 9:40am On Mar 18, 2016
nikkypearl:
No biggie! Th egusi sef is not fanimorous! undecided
I don look for fanimorous taya inside lexicon, no way ooo
RomanceRe: Is This Really A SNAIL(PHOTO) by ashmanpolo: 7:34am On Mar 17, 2016
@OP, No oo. It's not a snail, it's a Ferrari car.
RomanceRe: Men Who Kiss Their Wives In The Morning Live Five Years Longer by ashmanpolo: 1:08pm On Mar 12, 2016
Most Women who get kissed every morning sees their man as a complete ode
RomanceRe: Who Are You In Love With...... An Image? Or A True Persona by ashmanpolo: 9:10am On Mar 01, 2016
Charlie, this write-up is longer than my lover's password with just two letters
RomanceRe: With All These, Am I Due For Marriage? by ashmanpolo: 8:38pm On Feb 19, 2016
Mc4larin:
Guy, you don old pass Buhari ooo
Lmao. I don dey old walai
RomanceRe: With All These, Am I Due For Marriage? by ashmanpolo: 8:32pm On Feb 19, 2016
Others in words:

Ten-Ten
Boju-Boju
Suwe
O.G.O
Monkey-Post
Ayo
Te-Te
#Under step# etc.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Chelsea : UCL (2 - 1) On 16th February 2016 by ashmanpolo: 10:22pm On Feb 16, 2016
Oh Chelsea!!!
#As you see me so, as you see me so. Na small thing dey make me to vex#
PoliticsRe: The Outfit An Ex-Soldier Wore In Imo State(photo) by ashmanpolo: 1:22pm On Feb 16, 2016
This one na camouflage tarpaulin. Used for transporting all the daily 'egunje' from Keke napep, taxi, molue etc.
Dem fit hide N30m inside that cap
RomanceRe: Searching For Husband Or Work Which Is More Difficult by ashmanpolo: 1:14pm On Feb 16, 2016
A cheating husband is not amongst husbands o
PoliticsRe: We Will Now Carry Arms In Self Defence - Indigenous Peoples Of Biafra (IPOB) by ashmanpolo: 7:23am On Feb 15, 2016
Ddaji:
Are you underrating Ipob,remember we are technology gate of Nigeria.We have enough weapons to crush rag tag Buhari's troops.
My brother this is what we keep believing until lives go down. Dialogue is simply the panacea to this protracted vendetta
PoliticsRe: We Will Now Carry Arms In Self Defence - Indigenous Peoples Of Biafra (IPOB) by ashmanpolo: 7:02am On Feb 15, 2016
This is a case of pusssy cats challenging Tigers o. The problem with humans is, they forget that this life is only ONE. No need for this unwarranted hullabaloo
RomanceRe: My Fuel Attendant Girl Walk Out On Me by ashmanpolo: 6:58am On Feb 12, 2016
For you to succeed, you have to kill the Man she's living with first if you can. That man suffered to bring her to Lagos.
BusinessRe: Nairaland Contractors Lounge by ashmanpolo: 12:37am On Feb 12, 2016
Hello Databoy247 and Scantee is there any company you know we can register online with? I'm already with LNG, saipem, Nestoil. Please kindly give link.
RomanceRe: Whats The Last Thing You May Want Him/her To Do For You On Sunday Bein Val by ashmanpolo: 11:19am On Feb 11, 2016
Those days I'd buy goodies like wristwatch, perf etc for gf while she'll buy biscuits for me. SMH
RomanceRe: How To Spot Girls Looking For Boyfriend At Lagos Restaurants by ashmanpolo: 11:11am On Feb 11, 2016
When the Maga finally talks to them, they start ordering for gizzards, chicken and big big fish wey tall pass some small children.
FamilyRe: Husband Tattoos Wifey On His Cheek (photos) by ashmanpolo: 7:06am On Feb 11, 2016
That Jazz na DIRECT from Mami water o
CareerRe: Is My Boss Forcing Me To Marry His Only Daughter? by ashmanpolo: 7:01am On Feb 11, 2016
No be only Hero, na 33
RomanceRe: 16 Girls Get Pregnant After A Boy Ejaculated In A Public Swimming Pool by ashmanpolo: 6:53am On Feb 11, 2016
Biologically impossible, even if his sperm has legs to trek into people's Kongo
PoliticsRe: We Are Under Military Siege In Rivers State - Wike by ashmanpolo(op): 7:39am On Jan 15, 2016
Abagworo:
Its so shameful that PDP is owning up to kidnappers and armed robbers being their members in Rivers State. How could a sane man support these icelando siege on ONELGA? Half of Omoku have relocated to Rupokwu compounding congestion crisis in Port Harcourt. God will punish those behind these bandits and if Wike is actually behind them he deserves to rot in jail. Tufiakwa!
.

Half keh? 70%. No single Wealthy man in Omoku
PoliticsRe: We Are Under Military Siege In Rivers State - Wike by ashmanpolo(op): 7:19am On Jan 15, 2016
geogino:
If this is true, then it's not fair at all. The ordinary citizens are the ones suffering the most from all this.
Whether APC or PDP, please enough is enough. These youths sef no de hear word. The politicians don't care about them.
If what is true? Personally I saw Army - those ones that cannot speak English, many. So how can one communicate and say "I no follow"?
PoliticsRe: We Are Under Military Siege In Rivers State - Wike by ashmanpolo(op): 7:05am On Jan 15, 2016
This is a serious case of "Do me I Do you o". And Now there's no more Mbu, no more Mama Peace.
Lesson: He who lives in a glass house, should not throw stones.
PoliticsWe Are Under Military Siege In Rivers State - Wike by ashmanpolo(op): 7:03am On Jan 15, 2016
… we’ll sustain operation –Army declares
Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Wike, cried out yesterday, saying three local government areas in the state are under military siege.
He also said the recent series of co-ordinated attacks in communities are coming ahead of the State and National Assembly rerun elections in the state. Wike in a statement issued by his Special Assistant on Electronic Media, Simeon Nwakaudu, further alleged that the politically motivated attacks have left in their trail deaths, blood, destruction and open intimidation.”
The governor said the attacks by soldiers and policemen took place in Gokana, Asari-Toru and Ogba/Egbema/Ndoni local government areas, respectively. The statement reads; “One recurring decimal in these three deadly invasions is the fact that one Major Mustapha features in all of them. Major Mustapha, a Pro-APC military officer, was the Rivers State APC star witness during the hearing of election petitions in Abuja.
“At Asari-Toru LGA on 6th January, 2016, Major Mustapha and his team of dare-devil soldiers and mobile policemen invaded the residences of the caretaker council chairman, Ambassador Soboma Jackrich, destroying his homes and valuables before killing about five youths.
“They also abducted 50 youths and women, who were taken to Port Harcourt. “The same scenario played out in Bua Yeghe in Gokana Local Government Area, where Major Mustapha and his illegal politically motivated squad attacked the home of Chief Solomon Ndigbara, a former Niger Delta agitator. They burnt his home before abducting his wife and 70 other youths. The Major Mustapha illegal squad also attacked the home of Chief Ndigbara in Port Harcourt, damaging the facility.
“On 13th January, 2016, the soldiers and mobile policemen were at ONELGA where they unleashed mayhem on lives and property. The residents of the area are still counting their losses,” it said. The statement alleged that wherever ‘Mustapha’ and his team of security operatives struck, they were accompanied by known APC thugs.
It further said that no amount of intimidation will make the APC to become popular in the state, saying, “Rivers people are enjoying good governance and first class performance under Governor Nyesom Ezenwo Wike. They have therefore, committed themselves to the PDP.
The statement called on Nigerians to take note of what it termed ‘unprecedented violence’ being visited on innocent Rivers people by the military and the police under the ungodly guidance of the Rivers State APC. “The National Human Rights Commission is also invited to play its role at this critical time. The affected local government areas have on their own conducted media tours of the invaded communities. The civil society is in the know of the illegal invasions of the unarmed communities.
“Rivers State is PDP with Governor Wike as the people-ordained leader with the magic wand of delivery being enjoyed by the state. No amount of military/ police intimidation can promote APC in the state,” it said.


http://nationalmirroronline.net/new/were-under-military-siege-in-rivers-wike/
CelebritiesRe: 12 Things Nigerian Girls Say And What They Really Mean by ashmanpolo: 11:00pm On Jan 14, 2016
Lol. Anyhow sha but Nigerian girls are just too awesome and simply THE BEST especially if she's from Mbaise, Ikwerre and....... Of course Omo Eko. Lasgidi
RomanceRe: Please Help: I Get erectionIf I See Ladies' Armpits by ashmanpolo: 10:41pm On Jan 14, 2016
@OP,
Somebody is messing with the remote control of yo' peepee
RomanceRe: Conversation Between A Girl And Her Desperate Toaster (hilarious Snapshot) by ashmanpolo: 9:26pm On Jan 13, 2016
Jaymima:
So Fucking true German spy! cheesy
Lol. Pretty lady
RomanceRe: Conversation Between A Girl And Her Desperate Toaster (hilarious Snapshot) by ashmanpolo: 7:41am On Jan 13, 2016
That Dude is a fucking nazi

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