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krusdamax:
Thread not for Trolls and Kids! Only kids hit their Soulmate!

Lol. Good morning bro

You mean Soulmate hair cream?

emitheo:
well said....ur diction is quite complicated!
had 2 check d dictionary 4 most of them...
i didnt even see abt 3 of them...

Lol. Which of them? Let me explain

Sanguine:
#smiles. Yeah. It's a goodmorning.
How're you today?

I'm so invigorating this morning. Thanks

Sanguine:
Noted!

Lol. Good morning

Truckpusher:
Well,my submission is simple and it goes like this :Any woman that would drive you that insane and bring out the worst in you shouldn't be around you for more than one night.

You just made serious sense.

passionate88:
From your narrative, you are a hot tempered man... Why would you give a grown up girl that you aren't married to an order not to go out?. Na wa o... No be every guys get anger issues like you.

Not at all. I am a down to earth person and more likeable than even Messi. Ninety percent Sanguine and just Ten percent choleric. Sometimes in life certain unwarranted actions emerge. Nonetheless, I have reasons for my actions and I don't regret, I just learn.

….Culled from my autobiography

I remember vividly, two years ago as I arrogantly slapped and got physical with my girl. Earlier that day, I had left an autonomous instruction that she shouldn’t step out of the house when she said she’d be visiting her best friend. I got back from work and she wasn’t home. She had disobeyed me. I wailed inside fiercely. Marked by extreme intensity of anger, I started remembering all the disrespects I got from her. Her stubbornness and disregard was becoming conspicuous. With willful lack of care and attention she defiles my constituted orders at will and never prone to penitence.

I paced and wandered listlessly about the room, resentful of being neglected. I was rehearsing on what to do to her to aggrandize my reputation. She got back home that evening and like a ferocious fauna I started boiling as though the only panacea to cool my tempo was martensitic. That evening I got physical with my girl. She was my first and only true love. My heart, my soul and everything. Sometimes I’d smugly say to myself “I have found a Soulmate”. A damsel that I may not be able to kick the bucket for, but I could kill the bucket for. Hitherto, I am still lost trying to figure out why I loved her to that extent.

After a few minutes display of my insensitivity, I knelt down and started begging for forgiveness. I was so irrational. I felt bad beholding my love in such a lachrymose and lugubrious state. Her front hairs were ploughed and marks on her pretty face. The question is, will “I’m sorry” ‘unslap’, ‘unhit’, and ‘unbeat’ her the way I did minutes back? Capital NO. That day marked a negative critical turning point in our relationship.

There was this feeling of “He’s not yet married to me and he’s hitting me already. After marriage, he’d probably kill me”
There was the feeling of “How can a man hit me and I’ll still be with him. God forbid”
There was this melancholic feeling of experiencing the bitter taste of a masculine slap. So blunt on the tongue and bitter like herbs from a narrow gorge.
There was a nostalgic feeling of equilibrating the pros and cons of our seemingly monotonous relationship. Then on balance, a good relationship turned sour and was already in the shambles.

After festering for months and struggling to make things work out, that incidence was always fresh to her and was a bottleneck that seriously restricted happiness from flowing through. The relationship became humdrum. She’d niggle about certain insignificant issues. She stopped seeing all the qualities that made her fall in love with me – my fierce, my intelligence, our shared sense of humour, my determination not to follow the crowd. Instead she saw a young brute of a lad, a control freak who was holding her back from her dreams. At that point, there was nothing I could do to redeem my dented image so the best was to watch her take a decision. Then she took her decision and moved on, maybe.

Reminiscing on what happened two years ago leaves snippet of indelible questions. Why was I even arrogant? Did I lose my dignity because I recently moved from a blue-collar to a white-collar job? What formed blinkers over my eyes that rescinded my sense of reasoning? Why should a man denigrate himself to such a numb and lumpish reduced state? The answers are still vague.

So my resolution is this, to those out there who physically abuses, or has the intention to abuse their partners, I would say – No matter the level of provocation, just be calm and DON’T ever try it. I have come to the realization that tolerance, humility and respect are the oil that smoothens the frictional surfaces between partners. Hitting a woman is not a function of your ability to fight but a derivative of Cowardice and weakness. Rather do things that should flourish your relationship.

@All Nairalanders, Good Day and have a blessed week ahead

Chommieblaq:
have em on ma lappy buh not difficult to get here... Will get bk to u wen I get it

Ok dear

Chommieblaq:
eyya, and that movie made mi is just too much, much d English version is named "like star in d sky" something like that

Oh ok. If u have u can send to me na.

Chommieblaq:
have u seen taare zameen par by d same Amir khan, about a boy wit dyslexia. .. Very interesting and touching

Naa. Problem is the availability of the movie. Would like to watch it too

manee2:
_ is 3 idiots seasonal and action? If not describe pls

3 idiots, an Indian movie about a guy (genius) that went to an Engineering school to rep a rich guy. He met two other friends (dullards)... blah blah blah

Very interesting movie.

jantofubu:
op ur encounter is interesting ampersand funny...... u knw wat? dat wat happens with children who have spent almost all their lives in affluence, u were just lucky she's not d arrogant type btw most of them often want to have a taste of other side of live but nigerian men wnt even dream abt going near dem ( over hyped) even if u had knw her status u wld av taken 100 X 100 relay ............ shey u sha collet her number biko share me via private msg ashmanpolo:

Sure thing

Shebarh:
so what is the moral lesson

The moral is simple....Always visit Owerri

WARNING: If you hate long write-ups, don't bother to read!!!

Gallivanting the streets of Owerri, I parked in front of a joint called MiMi Place. I barely alighted from my car before the facade of that territory wiped me in a frenzy of stupefaction. See girls!!! So many girls littered around like windfall-buffeted apples.They were actively searching for pleasure. Some wore skimpy pants, some half-naked; some wore mini-skirts on K-legs and bow-legs. All the girls had one thing in common. They were all looking like 'Cruela Devile' of 101 dalmatians. I snapped back to reality and said to myself:
"Ashman, Oringo gbu kpe ghi there"....according to Phyno. Meaning "Flexing will kill all of us here this night" LOL. So I've been suffering in Port Harcourt.

I was so pressed that I had to rush towards the back of another joint called '40-40' night club. There's a gutter behind. Unzipped and was about to bring out my 'thing' to urinate. Spontaneously, a drunk guy came beside me and brought out his own. JESU!!! See helmet. His cap was seemingly wearing a helmet and he held that 'thing' with two hands. Immediately I tucked back my own. I was watching him with my side-eye as he finished urinating and was shaking the thing like a swinging pendulum bulb. A girl across noticed us and started laughing.

I walked up to this Pulchritudinous damsel and within a space of 10mins we were laughing about men and their third leg. It was like we've known ourselves since forever. She broke the silence and said:
"Do you know it's been long I laughed out loud like this? You're so hilarious" She told me about her Fiance in the UK. She's also based in the UK and it was her second time in O-town. /etcetera/

Long story short. It was some minutes to 8pm so I decided we go to a joint called Ibari Ogwa in her 2014 Range rover Sport. She had to wait for me to re-park mine inside nv Lounge in All Seasons Hotel. That Ibari Ogwa was the bomb. Niggas performing Live magic. Live shows. Live dance. Point and kill fish, chicken, goat, even cow. It was my treat so I asked what she'd like to take. She said "two bottles of Dom Perignone and a roasted fish"
Bartender, how much is that?
Two bottles of Dom Perignone Champagne is 140k
Fish, the lowest is 5k. I started sweating inside my tongue.
She saw my countenance and said "don't worry I'll pay". Okpe o. i got relieved. My tuition fees for five years in FUTO was far less than 140k o.

By 15mins to 12am, we were still there. Laughing at jokes and the dancers were epic. Four bottles of Dom Perignone was down. "We dey lick the champagne like say na ice cream". Two big fishes dead. My eyes, her eyes, dirty. Her head on my shoulder as she cuddled me and the live show was going on. Minutes later she paid 290k via POS - I just taya.

Omo, could this be my first one-night stand? This girl was touching me everywhere and with highness she asked me..."Do you know I'm Governor *****'s daughter?" what? Alcohol clear from my eyes.

We went back to 40-40. Danced till like 1.30am. We got so Hi then she said, "take me to City Global Hotel - Presidential Lodge" We got to the room and before I could say "Jack Robinson" the girl was stack nakkkkked.

/Nothing happened sha. Abeg o. My girlfriend is a nairalander o/

CC: ishilove. Farano. Lalasticlala.

If Frank like let him tell Radio Biafra sef, it's his words against yours tho

But your matter sef is not my business - all these one-night-stand-people

Harkoreday:
Don't be dissapoint..point of correction. Its dissapointed

Teacher remove one 's' na

This is just One out of a million illegal contracts the ex president awarded.
We just want to be tacit because he left that seat honourably, if not....

Well, this is not a female-bashing thread. With all due respect, ladies in the house Ashman respects you all BUT we guys must gird the loins in our heart to settle with the best.

Girls with a planned future starts by grooming herself from her home, school, church and her society (peer group).
She has a standard of living. Internet is not her utmost priority even if she's a blogger.
She's commited to everything about her partner and has his mental picture at heart everywhere she goes.
She's a woman leader with an uncompromising integrity, faithful, honest, commercial focus, satisfied with your income level etc.

Girl with Social media 'Swag'. Hmm... these ones are not loyal. The worst is that they are so ubiquitous.
Internet racketeering has beclouded their sense of reasoning. Pinging, chatting, and searching for men on Badoo, Facebook, whatsapp, instagram etc
Posting pictures everyday; wallowing and twerking like 3D cartoon on instagram just to get 'LIKE' that they can't convert to money or even common sense. A girl will paint her lips with one bucket of paint just to snap pictures for social media.

Social media has really changed their orientation. Those days if you make love to your woman for 10 seconds, she's okay and everybody is good. Try it with our social media swagger, you'll see a new thread on Nairaland like:
"My Husband is a one-minute man"
"My hubby can't satisfy me" blah blah blah

Scold your Social media swagger a little, she'll say "I need space" lol...I just taya
Some of them will quit and say "I have moved on" she be motor?

Time to cook and clean they will hold their phones and be telling you that "today is your turn to cook. Na to write roaster na lol. But time to drink and smoke shisha nko? Dem go turn to van damme.

Quarrel with your Swagger small or get her angry and she'd wake up in the middle of the night staring at you while you're sleeping. In her mind she'll be like:
"If I say make I press this guy neck kill am here now nko" lol

My people, me i don't wanna die young o.

TemmyWon:
you b oyomesi. u just became my best guy

Thanks so much

MrCork:
...bro I gots pound sterlin..I gots Gorilla moiney....be nice & I will post u £10 cash to buy a suit ther in NIgeria (Real Talk ma nigga)

Ok yo not in Nigeria?

MrCork:
...which manner?...u asked her dumb question like mofo & she nicely advise u to find a job.... u prefa she ask u in pigeon English? ...GOAT!! (no ofeeinse)

Ok no vex sha, Monkey!! (no ofeeinse)

MrCork:
...see yor head like Cow leg...so u get upset coz babe told u find job..abi?.......wher the hell will u get moiney to maintain her? ..thru arm robbery?.. Goat!! (no ofeinse)

Monkey, my problem is the manner at which they go about it. Idottt (no ofeinse)

Sassybae:
Lolz.....chei op can lie....sounds more like one of those nollywood movies sha

Lol.

Cutehector:
Dis story seems fake to me

True life story bro

My own question is, after seeking the will of God, who will now tell both of you that you are suitors or not? GOD? or Angel Gabriel? who?

Brugo:


Bro, there are beautiful graduates around you as well. Check them out then compare and contrast.

If you marry her halfway through her studies, you must assume responsibility for her fees. Medical students' fees no be beans. You would also cut her study time cos she would be a wife (cooking, caring, etc). I doubt if any father would marry off a daughter still in 200 level MBBS.

Are you are willing to wait for 4 years?

Assuming her financial responsibilities is not a problem at all. Just the level tho

Cutehector:
yea bro... I knw hw hard is it to wait... u can gv her engagement ring now tho... Just to let her knw ur really into her...

Hmm, I don't want to convert another man's daughter to Frodo baggins of Lord of the rings oh. Anyhow sha thanks bro

Cutehector:
ashman, she is studyn medicine.. She gota concentrate.. If u marry her nw and gv her belle, hw will she manage child nursin and studies... Think... Unles u marry her and promise not to gv her belle

Your point is nice and explicit

Feranchek:
According to Phyno "Nwaa di ka drawing onye sere ya?" (Meaning, this girl looks like drawing, gosh! who drew her?).

Nna you dey wound me here!!!!

I feigned to be comfortable with her level but I also needed to consult myself before I arrest myself in my absence.

In 2baba voice "you go kill yourself by yourself"


Anyway, op di kajad, to be on a safer side, hand the babe to me, and when she graduate, I'll hand her over to you. What are friends for

Guy you no try at all. Handing her to you is synonymous to allowing a he-goat into my father's yam barn