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Science/TechnologyRe: New Species Of Snake Discovered In Brazil Looks Like Manhood by asidere(m): 3:46pm On Aug 09, 2012
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We're not sure we'd like to stumble upon this strange creature while on holiday in the Amazon, but a new type of snake has been discovered in Brazil - and it looks like a penis!

According to The Sun, biologists came across the Atretochoana eiselti, which they've dubbed the 'floppy snake' while examining a hydroelectric dam on a river in the Amazon.

The creature, which resembles a male manhood, is eyeless and from a family of 'blind snake' closely related to the salamander.

Six of the snakes were found living at the bottom of the Madeira River in the northern state of Rondonia in Brazil.

Julian Tupan, a biologist for the Santo Antonio Energy company which is building the dam, told Brazil's Estadao website: 'Of the six we collected, one died, three were released back into the wild and another two were kept for studies.

Tupan said that very little is known about the lungless and limbless amphibians.

He said: 'Despite looking like snakes, they aren't reptiles and are more closely related to salamanders and frogs.

'We think the animal breathes through its skin, and probably feeds on small fish and worms, but there is still nothing proven.

He added: 'The Amazon is a box of surprises when it comes to reptiles and amphibians. There are still much more to be discovered.'

The creatures were discovered last November when a stretch of the Madeira River was being drained but they were only made known to the public yesterday after their genus was finally confirmed.


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if this snake mistakenly enter woman 'V' thing,he go lost inside
PoliticsRe: SSS Detain El-rufai At MMIA In Lagos by asidere(m): 2:59pm On Aug 08, 2012
When you yarn anyhow,you go see anyhow.el rufai dey yarn say make goodluck resign,so that him go take him seat
PoliticsRe: Northern Youths Warn Asari Dokubo And Edwin Clark by asidere(m): 2:36pm On Aug 08, 2012
Ushafaiza: When this Arewa Hausa boys say Northern Youths, i hope they exclude Middle Belt youths, because we are not northern youths, infact we not are part of North our Identity is MIDDLE BELT!
guy war never start you don dey claim to be middle bet,as from abuja go up na north,so go check the nigeria map make you know where you belong cos if gbege start no say dem no tell u
PoliticsRe: Northern Youths Warn Asari Dokubo And Edwin Clark by asidere(m): 2:26pm On Aug 08, 2012
[quote author=omayyi ]lol @ queuing up for visas in Kano. Last time I checked there are more southerners in the north than vice versa even with BH making it clear they don't want u. I even heard there are 3 million igbos in Kano alone...let everyone go his way jooor. Northerners are very contented people and am sure they'd be happy with the little they got ; Can't say the same about u greedy southerners.[/quote]how dare you call the southerners greedy,or don't you know that corruption is in the blood of nigerians,so you better correct that statement,because you are online you can go about typing rubbish.
PoliticsRe: Northern Youths Warn Asari Dokubo And Edwin Clark by asidere(m): 2:13pm On Aug 08, 2012
All this talking about war is nonsense,if war dey naija,GOD FORBID,you fit get mind dey type those words for your phone.look at what is happening in syria.all we need to do is find ways of solving this problem.the only solution i see is division:northern nigeria and southern nigeria so that we can have 2 countries and 2 presidents if that is what they want so that peace can reign.remember it is easy to destroy but very hard to repair,fix.so lets all stand and say no to war in nigeria
Christianity EtcRe: Bakare: Only Rich Men Should Rule by asidere(m): 3:53pm On Aug 07, 2012
How would he say that rich men should rule nigeria,instead of saying God fearing men,kind hearted,pure hearted.nowadays pastors are after material things.Ruling this country is not about rich man or poor man but is all about the personality,was Obama very rich but he was rich in his ideas and intellect.mr pastor please research well before you preach
RomanceRe: What Is The Opposite Of Heartbreak? by asidere(m): 7:41am On Aug 02, 2012
The opposite of heartbreak is makeup. e.g he has makeup with his wife after five years of separation. If you need more answers and examples please ask google cos it has the answers to all ur questions
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Direct Sales Reps Needed For Immediate Recruitment By A New IT Firm In Asaba.... by asidere(m): 12:35pm On Aug 01, 2012
I would love to know more about ur company like what it deals on,location in asaba.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Copy Of My Suicide Letter If I Dont Get A Job Soon. by asidere(m): 4:36pm On Jul 24, 2012
Guy before you kill urself,i have an info on how to make money via online football trading,this info will change ur life forever.do not rely on job seeking alone,try ur hands on other things,afterall na money everybody dey find.dont try to kill urself cos if u do,u will still meet another hardship over there.go for information on how to make money,try and get any kind of job that can give u money or better still set up a business
SportsRe: Yakubu Scores Winner In Chinese Super League Debut by asidere(m): 5:16pm On Jul 16, 2012
It is good for him,the yak is still good.i usually follow the chinese league on livescore.cz. cos i am into soccer betting,the chinese league is good and i must say that yak and drogba will help me make good money from the chinese league.i pray God to make them succeed
CelebritiesRe: Your "Goodbye" Or "Welcome Back" Message To Goldie. . . by asidere(m): 2:49pm On Jul 16, 2012
Una dey yab goldie say she F.how was she selected to represent naija.IK was right when he said that the goldie on stage is not the one on big brother.if a celeb is to represent naija,we nigerians should choose the person.maybe next BBA, timaya can represent us.Goldie you are welcome to naija,many naija guys will be waiting to marry u
TV/MoviesRe: Goldie Evicted From BBA Stargame by asidere(m): 12:31pm On Jul 16, 2012
Goldie cried after the eviction yesterday,she missed the opportunity of winning $300,000 badly cos it will be very hard for her to get that opportunity again.she should have showed herself like karen did so that africa can like her.she didnt entertain always cooking 4 prezzo and keita.as for me i dont care who wins the money.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: John Terry Cleared Of Racism Against Anton Ferdinand by asidere(m): 6:07pm On Jul 13, 2012
I watched the match btw qpr and chelsea,from the expression and tears from anton ferdinand you could tell that john terry really rained insult on him.money has played its part that john terry is not guilty.had it mean he was found guilty and sentence,it would rob the image of chelsea as a club and even the english league,let GOD judge john terry,period
ComputersRe: Hackers Steal Over 400,000 Yahoo Passwords by asidere(m): 10:00pm On Jul 12, 2012
That means there is no security online,hackers are internet boko haram.up till now i can't still access my yahoo account always telling me that my account has been compromised.my facebook account was also compromise when i found out that a guy from singapore has been using it with me.i hope internet banking/mobile money will be safe and free from all this internet evil
SportsRe: Arsenal Target Wigan’s Victor Moses by asidere(m): 8:59pm On Jul 10, 2012
Make victor moses join chelsea,he should wear number eleven,chelsea is d right club 4 him not arsenal,dem no go fit pay.
Christianity EtcRe: Does Anyone Believe That 3am Is Really The Evil/demon Hour? by asidere(m): 9:10pm On Jul 09, 2012
I believe that 3am is an hour where evil operates ie evil in the spiritual realm,witches that had confessed said their meeting hour usually starts at either 1am or 2pm,operations usually take effect around 3pm.so whether you believe it or not is up to you cos physical men do not understand the things of the spirit especially their time for operation.MAY GOD HELP US
NYSCRe: NYSC Posting: FG Insists On North Deployment by asidere(m): 8:03pm On Jul 06, 2012
Oga and madam corper posted to the north shine your eye oh,you corpers should protest.who knows where the boko haram will target next,even common policemem wey carry gun dey run from where armed robbers dey na come you ordinary corper wey wear kaki with no gun,bullet proof.even if GEJ say he would give me two soldiers to guard me as a corp member serving in the north, i would still not serve there
Music/RadioRe: Don Jazzy's The Solar Plexus Album Was A Flop Afterall! by asidere(m): 7:10pm On Jul 06, 2012
The album did not do well.the only song i liked in that album was the song by tiwa savage.that babe got talent and swag,dr sid did not do poorly. Tiwa savage is the best artiste in marvin records and most likely going to make the marvin brand sell.big ups to tiwa savage i love u gurl
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Robin Van Persie Will Not Extend Arsenal Deal by asidere(m): 10:23pm On Jul 05, 2012
I support RVP,he has to go to another club.in life one has to effect a change in one's life.i prefer he goes to real madrid where he can win trophies.arsenal can do without him so arsenal fans accept change 4 ones
Jokes EtcRe: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by asidere(m): 10:12pm On Jul 05, 2012
Guy you wan give nigerians heart attack,we never mourn finish after dana crash.if na goodluck see this headline you 4 see urself 4 jail
SportsRe: Arsenal Postpone Pre-season Game In Nigeria by asidere(m): 9:19pm On Jul 05, 2012
This postponement shows that Nigeria is sick.arsenal coming to Nigeria would have been a plus for our economy when you think of how sport affects a country's economy.
NYSCRe: Reps Stop NYSC From Posting Graduates To Volatile States by asidere(m): 4:57pm On Jul 03, 2012
Thats good news,i hope they suggested that corpers posted to those areas are given adequate protection.after this news, coward corpers don dey rejoice,i wish the strong hearted corpers who have agreed to stay in those volatile areas a successful service year,may God protect you all.let the re-posting begin
NYSCRe: If GEJ Couldnt Go To Yobe, Neither Will I - Corper by asidere(m): 4:38pm On Jul 03, 2012
Pataki: I just don't get it though.

Is it a must to do a useless NYSC? huh
if you don't want to go to yobe,i suggest you try and work your posting to any other state if you have the people to do it for you or try to get an exemption letter if you are above 30yrs.its only the strong hearted that will go to the north where there are bombings left and right,remember if there is life,there is hope so safety first
NYSCRe: If GEJ Couldnt Go To Yobe, Neither Will I - Corper by asidere(m): 4:16pm On Jul 03, 2012
I am tired of this country,the president earlier this year declared state of emergency in some areas in the north,why is NYSC still posting corpers to the north.abi they won carry dead body.MI said j town is a wild wide west,listen to lyrics of that song,that is what is happening in the north.my friend once said that the north is a no go area.new corpers posted to the north should protest let the world hear ur voices or you won keep quiet and die in silence.think about that
SportsRe: Mario Balotelli Expecting A Baby With Ex Raffaella Fico by asidere(m): 1:13pm On Jul 03, 2012
That is the power of money,money make things happen.I hope the child is black cos white girls can be trickish sometimes,anyway congrats to mario.that girl in that photo is sweet.mario go don chop that white kpomo well well
PoliticsRe: Lawan Bribery Video To Be Shown On National TV ! by asidere(m): 8:50am On Jul 03, 2012
This case of bribery has gone too far,let both of them be put in jail cos one is saying the truth and the other is calling it blackmail.who do we believe now.The jumbo pay when you dey collect 4 national assembly no do u,men are never satisfied
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Civil Service Commission Recruitment Goes Online by asidere(m): 12:34pm On Jun 28, 2012
Please Where is the link to the recruitment portal www. ? .com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need Serious Advice;15000 Job, Shd I Take It by asidere(m): 5:55pm On Jun 22, 2012
Keneking: Now premier league has concluded, you are now dawned with reality. Anyway, since you are being provided shelter and salary of 15k, then you are technically earning 20k if fully monetised. Is this job a Gate Director? Or Cleaning Manager in an office? Did you really negotiate at all or you just shook your head (like a gizzard) after the offer was made? Besides, who do you usually call as i read that you normally buy recharge card. Are you married? Are you educated to SSCE or repentant yahoo-yahoo boy? Pls may we know your socio-economic class? That is second class or third class.

Long and short, it is better to stay home as that money and room can tempt you to pregnate a girl. grin
guy na only calls dem dey use recharge card for,he may need recharge card to browse the internet for available job openings,send applications via email,call one or two friends and relatives for assistance.maybe you want to say he uses recharge card to chat and call his girl friend.recharge card is what we can't do without
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need Serious Advice;15000 Job, Shd I Take It by asidere(m): 5:46pm On Jun 22, 2012
Guy take the job cos half bread is better than none.when you receive your salary,do manage it very well,save some,invest some like the one i am doing that is online futball betting,you can still apply for other jobs while you are still working,good luck

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