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CrimeRe: Sally Dagun Of Union Bank Steals Customer’s N8.8 Million In Abuja by asmovic(m): 11:46am On Nov 17, 2018
spartan50:
Including you
i no dey o.
RomanceRe: Lady Wears Bum Shorts In Hot Pre-Wedding Pictures by asmovic(m): 10:25pm On Nov 16, 2018
mimimile93:
NL mods need to undergo metal evaluation. What comes to fp these days ehn
'metal' evaluation kè?
CrimeRe: Sally Dagun Of Union Bank Steals Customer’s N8.8 Million In Abuja by asmovic(m): 4:13pm On Nov 16, 2018
spartan50:
Thief... just like Buhari that has stolen our Joy and brought hardship to us
how many of you?
TravelRe: This Is The Major Reason Why Pilots Dump Fuel Before Landing. (PHOTOS) by asmovic(m): 9:11am On Nov 16, 2018
cyclops:
shows technology is still a baby, dumping fuel is still d solution.

kinda feel like engineers n fuel sellers working hand to hand here.

record ur tracks with
house 10 studio
lagos egbeda
always try to appreciate things. am sure you didn't know about this before. moreover what technology have you improved on before? your studio?
FamilyRe: Wife Omitted From Obituary After Killing Husband And Children In Benue. Photos by asmovic(m): 7:12pm On Nov 15, 2018
swiz123:
The man is actually the one who deserves to be omitted from the burial poster for felling to protect his kids.

How can a women violently take my life when I am fully awake?

Ladies shouldn't marry weaklings
think about what you typed. I know you are a super man. may you not be... by a woman. I tell you, you might even be snoring..
EducationRe: Identical Twins: Adegoke Taiye & Kehinde Graduate With First Class From UNIBADAN by asmovic(m): 4:03pm On Nov 13, 2018
mimimile93:
Olosho how far na?
hahahaha..
PoliticsRe: Ad Agencies Turning Down Atiku Adverts For Fear Of Buhari Backlash by asmovic(m): 11:48pm On Nov 12, 2018
adetayo234:
Believe me, some people are better dead than alive, especially those who see the truth, but chose lie as their companions. They prefer tyranny over true leadership. I pray their parents will weep over them. I pray destruction and wastage will follow everything they do. Buhariguy, say amen to that prayer if you are a friend of Nigeria and not an enemy.
and you expect a sane person to like this your self imposed bitterness? except for your kind of people.
so you believe you are the one typing or speaking the truth. Learn how to stick to your opinion. There's a difference between an opinion and a fact. Don't force your mindset on anybody.
PoliticsRe: Ad Agencies Turning Down Atiku Adverts For Fear Of Buhari Backlash by asmovic(m): 11:43pm On Nov 12, 2018
SeverusSnape:
You see...

This is what happens when a dictatorial government is in power. Democracy died with the previous administration.

Shame on buhari the lifeless.
have you guys dumped AIT? same station that GEJ was made a demi god. Atifku is PDP so, AIT is waiting for him.
Foreign AffairsRe: California Wildfire Update: 11 Dead, 35 Missing, The Worst In California History by asmovic(m): 10:08pm On Nov 11, 2018
Explorers:
At least eleven people have died and another 35 are missing as a fierce firestorm scorches Northern California, while in Southern California thousands of homes are under siege and all of Malibu has been evacuated as two other wildfires bear down.

The California Camp Fire has burned more than 100,000 acres and is at 20% containment Saturday morning as it ravages the state as the most destructive wildfire in its history.

The fire has destroyed at least 6,713 homes, businesses and other structures.

80% to 90% of the homes in Paradise have been destroyed, according to CNN.


More than 300,000 people from across the state have been forced to flee their homes, as the fast moving flames from the three fires that all started on Thursday have raced to cover more than 200 square miles.

Fires burn toward the Pacific Ocean as seen Friday from a helicopter over Santa Monica, California.


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6374985/Evacuees-turned-away-overflowing-shelters-300K-residents-flee-California-wildfires.html
if it's here, some people will start shouting Buhari. Americans are not shouting Trump. There was a day a fool on nairaland couldn't feed his family because he lost money on bet and he started blaming Buhari. They abound here.
CrimeRe: Passengers Narrowly Escape Accident As FRSC Official Fights Driver . by asmovic(m): 9:39pm On Nov 11, 2018
Liliyann:
FRSC are higher thieves!!!
I remember the day they stopped me and was asking for nonsense, all my explanation telling them my paper was at home and I just needed to take my car to carwash fell on deaf ears!!
I had to call their boss that was a friend to my boo before I was allowed to go!!!
Its good to know someone in this country
can you give me that number too? I might run into them. Since he is a friend to your boo and am a friend to you on nairaland, let same charity begin at home... oh, sorry, nairaland...
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Returns To Nigeria, Speaks On Encounter With DSS by asmovic(m): 1:02am On Nov 11, 2018
doctokwus:
OK.I don't av one,but I will still vote anyone but that lying,integrity challenged,monumental failure.
Now go and report to INEC,Buhari a rse licker.
can you decipher this yourself? read what you typed again.
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Returns To Nigeria, Speaks On Encounter With DSS by asmovic(m): 8:25pm On Nov 10, 2018
doctokwus:
100x better than Buhari.
for your mind. Am sure you don't even have a PVC.
RomanceRe: Transsexual Ivana Spends £87,000 To Look Like A Sex Doll (photos) by asmovic(m): 8:19pm On Nov 10, 2018
LOWPEAK:
Her doll, her problem...

Na my first vote of 2011, i want retrieve...
who is stopping you from retrieving it?
CelebritiesRe: Age Anthonia: Police Declaring Me Wanted Over Comedy Skit Surprised Me by asmovic(m): 5:36pm On Nov 10, 2018
nairalaila:
Nollywood actress, Gloria Akhigbe, who was declared wanted by the police after her comedy skit went viral, has expressed her surprise. 

The viral skit shows the well-dressed actress removing a bouquet of flower, table water and drinks from the table where she was seated and putting them in her bag. Reacting to the video, Assistant Commissioner of Police, Abayomi Shogunle, declared the actress wanted and offered to pay anyone who could find her an unspecified amount of money as reward.

He wrote on Twitter; 

 “Wanted person, Please help me find this Yoruba woman. If your tip leads to her apprehension, I have a cash reward for you.”

Speaking to Saturday Beats, Gloria Akhigbe said; 

“I was the one that uploaded the video on my Instagram page. It happened at a burial ceremony that held on the last Saturday of October 2018. I was having a discussion with my friends on how beautifully dressed ladies steal at parties, so I decided to do a skit about the trend.

“Surprisingly, when I woke up the next morning, I received a phone call from a friend who told me that there was a video of me stealing at a party and it had gone viral. My friend sent me the video immediately and I began to laugh when I viewed it because it was obviously a skit.

“In fact, the people that were at the table with me were aware of what was going on. The person that recorded the video was even laughing, so it is not sensible to tag me a thief. I never knew I was such a good actress until the video went viral. People prefer bad news to good news. They have chastised me because of the video and insulted my family.”

Gloria Akhigbe further disclosed that is still shocked that she was declared wanted by the police because of the skit.

“I was surprised when the police officer declared me wanted; I see it as defamation of character. There was no proper investigation or questioning before declaring me wanted.

“I had to address the policeman’s statement for declaring me wanted; I am still waiting for the policeman to come to me. This is the first time something like this is happening to me. I have funny skits that I do regularly.

“Initially, I was not embarrassed because some people who knew me as an actress understood it was just a skit. However, when I saw the negative comments and curses on the Internet, I felt bad,” she said.


https://lailasnews.com/im-surprised-police-declared-me-wanted-for-doing-skit-actress-gloria-akhigbe/
go and collect your money. you were declared wanted and you found yourself. Naija police, Naija woman!
HealthRe: Man Brings His Generator For Child’s Treatment At UCTH - photos by asmovic(m): 6:58pm On Nov 09, 2018
benzene00:
patience they say it's a virtue




so the Man couldn't wait for NEPA to bring light?
so if it were you, you will wait. some issues are better not joked with.
CrimeRe: Goat Thieves Caught And Paraded With The Goat They Stole(photos) by asmovic(m): 1:40pm On Nov 09, 2018
azraeljaheel:
Na make u dey social media dey correct english upandan.u sabi,,,, ewu


we know ur type pretty sure in school na class captain u be dey write noise maker MATO RAGAZA



#zombie
yeah because you are the type that always play the truant. learning transcends beyond the four walls of a classroom. Ditch your unhealthy pride and learn.
CrimeRe: Goat Thieves Caught And Paraded With The Goat They Stole(photos) by asmovic(m): 9:52pm On Nov 08, 2018
teegrams:
If you open this thread just to see the goats , gather here let's share a create of big stout
share a 'create'?
CrimeRe: Goat Thieves Caught And Paraded With The Goat They Stole(photos) by asmovic(m): 9:51pm On Nov 08, 2018
[quote author=tabisegroup post=72802555]Where is the Governor that was got on camera taking bribe?

Where is the former SGF that was in involved in fraud?

Where is Yusuf, Buhari's son that was got riding on an expensive power bike...that even 20 cows can't
CelebritiesRe: Seun Egbegbe Theft Case: Prosecutor Fined For Slow Pace, Adjourns Till Nov 7th by asmovic(m): 1:48pm On Nov 06, 2018
MrsNwaAmaikpe:
shocked shocked

If not that I am married, I would have really like to have a fling with Seun Egbegbe. There is something about him I so much admire, it makes my heart melt and I wish I have him on all fours stroking me from behind.

It's a secret I have always kept to myself
then after him, Shina Rambo, Godogo and Evans. keep those ones in your thoughts too.
CrimeRe: Malcolm Mide-Madariola Stabbed To Death In London by asmovic(m): 5:20pm On Nov 05, 2018
LuciferKristi:
I'm pretty sure he was trying to steal or sodomize those chickens seeing as he is Afonja.

The crime strand has been embedded in the DNA of Afonjas ever since Oduduwa stole a chicken and tried to escape from heaven.
Thank God he slipped, fell and smashed his skull on a jagged rock.
do you have blood running in your veins at all? I doubt it.
CrimeRe: Man Fighting A Cart Pusher Inside Gutter For Slightly Scratching His Car by asmovic(m): 4:08pm On Nov 01, 2018
generalissimo:
Madman fronting! Untll you are aware and admit your madness, you are not gonna be discharged from this mental institute. Let me give you an evidence to back up my conviction of your madness-You responded to a simple joke that others would have simply responded to with 'lol' as if the statement of madness is meant to create any effect or influence on your sanity. That's one. Two, you are always trying to prove to other people that it is well with you even when they give no damn. Three, you assume something is biting others which isnt biting you. That's a rare madness case you got there fella
if it's a simple joke to you then, it's a dry one to me. you don't go around calling people mad and expect them to give you a pat at the back. look for a subtle way to drive home your point bro.
CrimeRe: Man Fighting A Cart Pusher Inside Gutter For Slightly Scratching His Car by asmovic(m): 1:10pm On Nov 01, 2018
generalissimo:
Ah! This one is not aware of his mental status as a Nigerian o. Could you be fronting or you are simply madder than others grin
i am putting it to you that am not mad. if you are, then get a psychiatrist or you pack your bag, take a car and drive to hell. if you are lamenting, must everybody do? do you think what's biting you is biting everybody too?
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Workers Recieved Salary After10 Months by asmovic(m): 11:32am On Nov 01, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
Salary wey na for beer palour and ashawo everything go end.
wetin concern you? na you do the work?
CelebritiesRe: For Coming To Nigeria, Blac Chyna Will Be Paid Be Paid N10M by asmovic(m): 11:26am On Nov 01, 2018
Groovenaija360:
Rubish
what do we stand to gain from her coming??

Buhari please stop wasting Nigerian resources like this na cry

God bless Atiku my President
stop wasting my data pls.
Christianity EtcRe: "His Name Is Not Jesus" - Daddy Freeze Condemns The Name 'Jesus' by asmovic(m): 10:38pm On Oct 31, 2018
Tessyama1:
Controversial OAP and online pastor, Daddy Freeze says 99% of what our Pastors and GOs taught us is false.

According to him, the word 'Jesus' has no meaning and was invented by manipulators. Read his post below...

"

https://www.instagram.com/p/BpmVxtwAQ5t/

https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/10/it-has-no-meaning-daddy-freeze-codemns-the-name-jesus.html
so why do i listen to a pagan invention not even mentioned anywhere than controversy? Jesus was mentioned severally. did your own parents name you 'daddy freeze' ? so, who is an invention now between a 'freezer' and the Lord Jesus Christ?
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Buhari Sends Embattled NHIS Boss On Administrative Leave by asmovic(m): 10:25pm On Oct 31, 2018
ochallo:
Administrative leave after suspension, the man was right, only buhari can sack him, There was a country.
and there is still a country. are you typing from Zimbabwe?
Christianity EtcRe: "His Name Is Not Jesus" - Daddy Freeze Condemns The Name 'Jesus' by asmovic(m): 10:19pm On Oct 31, 2018
akinneo:
guy shut up u no get sense how old are you
how old are you too kid?
Christianity EtcRe: "His Name Is Not Jesus" - Daddy Freeze Condemns The Name 'Jesus' by asmovic(m): 10:16pm On Oct 31, 2018
Seun:
Daddy Freeze is absolutely right that the original name of Jesus is 'Yeshua' or 'Joshua'. The 'controversy' here is about whether or not the translated versions of this name in other languages, such as Ιησούς (Greek), Jesus (English), Jesu(Yoruba), Jizọs(Igbo), Yesu(Hausa), and Isa(Arabic) are as potent against demons, and for causing prayers to be instantly answered, as his original Jewish name, 'Yeshua' or 'Joshua'.

One could argue that there is no magic in any of the names: they've all been used against ISIS and Boko Haram and none of them worked.
what has your own father's name worked for worldwide? my joy is that you proved that Jesus's name has been used. it might not work for you but, it has, and it's still working for me.
CelebritiesRe: Singer Jaywon Show Off His Cute Child As He Celebrates His 2yrs Birthday by asmovic(m): 3:36pm On Oct 31, 2018
Praizeupdates:
Popular singer Jaywon shared some adorable photis of his cute child as he celebrates 2yrs old birthday.

Happy birthday to the cute kid.


Gist From Praizenews ; http://www.praizenews.com/singer-jaywon-show-off-his-cute-child-as-he-celebrates-his-2yrs-birthday/
okun omo Egbe Mekun.
CrimeRe: Man Fighting A Cart Pusher Inside Gutter For Slightly Scratching His Car by asmovic(m): 3:42pm On Oct 29, 2018
mulante:
We are all mad in this country.
We are all mad!
grin grin grin grin
i am not mad bro.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Praying In Israel For The 2nd Time (Photos) by asmovic(m): 6:51pm On Oct 27, 2018
reality1010:
What else do u want from him? He was abroad later came into Nigeria, was arrested and jailed, later bailed, he continued his agitation, FG begs for negotiation he refused, SE governors begged for negotiation he refused, military invaded his house with python, he could not be killed, he s away still speaking and threatening. In Islam, what he has done is known as Hijra. Mohammed and other Islamic scholars even Utham Dan Fodio observed Hijra.That s if u r a moslem, but if u r not, watch out for him, the guy is so determined. The SE elites that tried to betray him could not succeed because Kanu has more masses support. unlike other places where the elites or one man will sell the other out. Ojukwu also had masses support even though some elites didnt want him. Aboila could v lived but the masses were controlled by the elites who sold him out.
but why did he abandon his 'masses'? why did he cherish 'Jack' more than his 'masses'?
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Praying In Israel For The 2nd Time (Photos) by asmovic(m): 4:38pm On Oct 26, 2018
ZKOSOSO:
Na him be dis...!

The Great Lion of Biafra.......Has Just ROARED again.....!

Afonja........How Market?
how your okirika market? your god ran away and started running his mouth overseas. why didn't he stay and prove his agitation? I beg find customers for your okirika shirts. Night is approaching. ènù ósè. if you know you know.

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