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Christianity EtcRe: Paul Okikijesu 2020 Prophecy: Adeboye, Kumuyi, Oyedepo To Die & Not Make Heaven by asmovic(m): 6:40am On Jan 08, 2020
Mrsoundoro:
In a shocking new prophesy, an Apostle of the Christ Apostolic Miracle Ministry, Paul Okikijesu has revealed that God told him that renowned men of God like,Pastor Enoch Adeboye of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, RCCG, Pastor W.F Kumuyi of Deeper Life Bible Church and Bishop Oyedepo of the Living Faith Church, will soon die.

Okikijesu, also said that God told him the trio mentioned will not have a place in heaven when they die.



https://christapostolicmiracleministry.org/uploads/3/5/4/8/35484978/2020_prophecy_apstlokikijesu_12-25-2019_part_1.htm
werey alaso.
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Prophecies For 2020 By Pastor E.A. Adeboye by asmovic(m): 6:13pm On Jan 01, 2020
ValCon888:
The most useless prophecy I have ever laid my eyes on.
father forgive him for he do not know what he typed!
BusinessRe: Fire Outbreak At Kara Market On Lagos-Ibadan Expressway by asmovic(m): 2:50pm On Dec 31, 2019
JOHNSONSOLAFUNMI:
I am the Fire
really?
Christianity EtcRe: Olubunmi Diya Hires Lawyer As Husband, Gabriel Diya, And Children Drown In Spain by asmovic(m): 11:11pm On Dec 29, 2019
Rapmoney:
The conclusion that the pool was safe by the hotel management was very quick. I mean, how could it be that quick that the pool was okay?

The hotel should have CCTV; the video should be examined to know if the girl fell into the pool or otherwise.

Anyway, once again, Barrister Onabrakpeya is offering his services for free.
and you spoilt it with the later part of your comment
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo’s 9 ‘Bodyguards’ At Shiloh 2019 Spark Controversy Online by asmovic(m): 1:11pm On Dec 08, 2019
MGab25:
Bishop David Oyedepo, the founder and General Overseer of Living Faith Church a.k.a Winners’ Chapel who made headlines days ago after speaking out against the controversial hate speech bill, is on the news again after a photo of his alleged bodyguards went viral.

Oyedepo was spotted in the viral photo, surrounded by 9 men as he preached at his church’s annual programme ‘Shiloh’. The photo ignited mixed reactions as some social media user claimed the men are his bodyguards, while others defended the church leader; stating that the men are ushers stationed at the altar to control the crowd.

Twitter user @iam_Chisco1 who first shared his observation, tweeted “9 bodyguard protecting Bishop Oyedepo right in the alter of God…I wonder who he is actually afraid of when Jesus is by his side.”

Here are reactions to the tweet below;

@iam_selom tweeted: “More than 15 bodyguard protecting Bishop Oyedepo right in the alter of God…I wonder who he is actually afraid of when Jesus is by his side.”

@wainaina_john tweeted: “The social-religious facade messing Africa! Obviously, the 9 bodyguards are hired to keep all inane bigots surrounding him at bay. There’s no way success-hungry gullibles can mean well to a rich clergyman, moreso after offering hard-earned pennies to get hopefully instant miracles”

@ebube_iam tweeted: “They’re not bodyguards, they are called Protocols, they are from the Protocol department of the church. Even your political leaders have them. When last did you even go to church? Abi you just want to trend cos the stupid ones will join you in this thread”

@IGlare tweeted : “I see some fellows calling them ushers, try getting close to that ur bishop since he is ur pastor, and see the true meaning of Security guards. I have seen them manhandle worshippers when your Bishop is passing. Afterall he slapped a lady called her witch & you all hailed him.”

@tequaneV tweeted: “Those are crowd control unit members. I am one of them in my local assembly, it’s standard protocol in LFC worldwide to have CCU altar squad members standing when the Pastor in charge of the local assembly is preaching. don’t post trash dude”

@nonsookongwu tweeted: “Till tmr, my boss will always move with armed police people and crowd control team..after an experience he had preaching somewhere & he was almost suffocated by the crowd. In fact, those are his prime requirements if he must attend any programme. Call it what u want, baba is being safe”

@leyislee tweeted: “Nigeria has turned everyone to critics, we criticize everything even what we know nothing about or should care less about. Shiloh is going on and hundreds of thousands are there from so many countries. Order is needed. It’s not like that on Normal service days”

@enyola tweeted: “Protocol is English… if I approach that alter without invitation, will hey stop me from having access to him? If the answer is yes, they are part-time bodyguards and they are probably doing it for free so calling it ushers/protocol makes it sound like they are doing it for God.”

https://www.yugo.com.ng/bishop-oyedepos-9-bodyguards-at-shiloh-2019-sparks-controversy/
they can only guard his body not his soul.
EducationRe: OAU Students Sing 'Soapy' In Class, Lecturer Looks On by asmovic(m): 4:40pm On Nov 24, 2019
lacemose:
A lecturer was out of words when the students he was lecturing dimmed it fit to dance to soapy song in his class


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnlyX8wrGvs

https://www.instagram.com/p/B5OGphWjOIw/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
I don't believe this. Did the lecturer came with a DJ or the students did?
don't tell me the hall was dancing to music from a phone with how loud that music was. could it be a Bluetooth speaker? what lead to the playing of music in the hall? so many questions begging for answers.
SportsRe: Francis Uzoho Undergoes Successful Knee Surgery (Pix) by asmovic(m): 9:14am On Nov 16, 2019
Amstupid:
Thank God , we will concede more goals now grin
your name says it all.
PoliticsRe: FG Suspends Fuel Supply To Stations At Land Borders by asmovic(m): 6:51pm On Nov 07, 2019
Ebullience:
The federal government, through the Nigeria Customs Service, has directed that petroleum products should not be supplied to fuel stations within 20km of the borders.

Hameed Ali, Customs comptroller general, issued the directive in a memo dated November 6 and seen by TheCable on Thursday.


https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-fg-suspends-products-supply-fuel-stations-20km-borders/amp
how idiroko people wan dey take buy fuel now?
RomanceRe: An Ex Posted My Picture Tagging It RIP Pls I Need A Legal Or Best Advice by asmovic(m): 10:27am On Oct 28, 2019
setobaba:
Good evening nairalanders

Pls help me, how is the best way to address this or fight back this useless empty head called my Ex.

It's been months we broked up, and after then she went on fucking two of my course mates, thinking they were my friends as retaliation, because we took pictures together. Her excuse for the break up, was she came to my place and met a lady shoe at the door, so she turned back for leave notifying me of the breakup.

We met recently, about two months ago, then she confessed her terrible acts, and started pleading to make things work back, I told her Immediately, what I shared with her was just a thing, not that serious to call it love, that I hold noting against her, and we started getting in tough with each other.

So fast forward to yesterday, I uploaded a picture on whatsapp, showing myself and a lady, only for this my Ex to download the picture and post it on her Instagram page tagging it RIP.

A friend of mine saw it, and immediately call me if am alright, he was shocked and sent me the screenshot.
I don't have her as friend on my Instagram and Facebook because of the kind of nature of being she is on hearing this, I rushed to view her page, and I noticed she has taken it down because a friend have seen it.

I plan to respond to this, as this is not her first time of wishing me death, she once threatened 2 of my Ex via her social handle.

She used to be a very nice person during my tenure in school, so caring and always feeling insucure despite her beauty. but this her anger issue always get me in check till I lose my total interest on her.

Pls I need matured or better still legal advice to address this. I don't want to drag in the mud with a pig.
This is a lady I have her nude on my phone, sent to me herself many months ago, someone said I should reply her post with her nude, others said i shouldn't but handle this legally.
i won't advise a legal action because even a charge and bail lawyer can prove in a law court the lady didn't mean any harm. More over, RIP can also mean Real, Important Person(RIP). Be careful though. if you know anyone close to her, preferably older than the two of you, you can report her action. cheers!
PoliticsRe: Ugoeze Sally Nmeme Kanu Is Dead! Nnamdi Kanu's Mother Dies In Germany (Video) by asmovic(m): 9:55am On Oct 20, 2019
DonHummer:
i am just curious, will he attend the burial in Nigeria?
dem no born am well. dem go send am videos
SportsRe: Francis Uzoho Ruled Out For 6months After Injury During Brazil Friendly by asmovic(m): 8:54pm On Oct 15, 2019
fykes:
End of career... He will be 56 years by the time he returns...



Don't quote me oo
Ayam not feeling strong.
but your words are strong..
HealthRe: No Bra Day Tweet Goes Wrong by asmovic(m): 12:26am On Oct 14, 2019
myfan:
Lol
Is that also plagiarism?
nope. it's bragiarism..lolz
RomanceRe: No Bra Day: Chidera Eggerue Goes Braless (Photos) by asmovic(m): 9:01pm On Oct 13, 2019
obiekunie2:
bros what made you think its one person that caused such havoc?

that destruction you are seeing there is as a result of sustained and consistent attacks by numerous mouths and diks over the years!

if only you can read the file of that boobs on various wars it has fought, you would av recommended it to be on world's books of heroes. undecided
fallen heroes you mean.
CrimeRe: We Move From Village To Village To Rape - Teen Gang-rapists by asmovic(m): 3:52pm On Oct 09, 2019
paiz:
Lethal injection straight into their blockus

Today is my birthday

Show a Nigga some love people
happy birthday. longevity is yours in good health and prosperity.
CelebritiesRe: MC Galaxy Gives Cindy N1M, Frodd N500k And Omashola 300k (Photos) by asmovic(m): 2:27am On Oct 09, 2019
celebgistz:
Watch the full video HERE
misplaced priority!
NYSCRe: Corper With Twin Babies: How I Went In For NYSC Vs How I Came Out by asmovic(m): 5:33pm On Oct 04, 2019
nairafamedotcom:
How I Went In Vs How I Came Out, female NYSC Corp member who just finished serving her country, shared pictures of her new babies (Twin) and thank God for that.

See More Photos Below
Source: https://www.nairafame.com/2019/10/how-i-went-in-vs-how-i-came-out-nysc.html
God bless your twins, God bless mine too. they are gifts from God.
NYSCRe: Corper With Twin Babies: How I Went In For NYSC Vs How I Came Out by asmovic(m): 5:31pm On Oct 04, 2019
Bonatheripper:
The babies don't look alike....
One look like Camp officer the other one like your course HOD
U have some explanations.
If u where my wife, divorce straight
have you ever heard of un identical twins
before? Don't be too rash in your submission.
PoliticsRe: 22 Soldiers Declared Wanted By Army For Running From Boko Haram by asmovic(m): 7:55pm On Oct 03, 2019
PoliticsRe: President Buhari’s Independence Day Speech To Nigerians "FULL TRANSCRIPT" by asmovic(m): 7:51am On Oct 01, 2019
Enyimbamercedes:
At least, a live broadcast would have been nice!!!

Speech reader
so its not live?
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Ogun Govt Declares Free Education, Scraps N3,700 School Fees by asmovic(m): 11:28pm On Sep 21, 2019
Ekakamba:
Typical 9ja politician.
You knew that the compulsory fee was implemented by the previous administration and it also negates the free education policy of your adminstration, yet you went ahead and continued with its implementation?

Assuming no one talkes about it, it would have remained in place till the end of whatever fork!
are you a teacher in Ogun state? I am. it's a new dimension. what obtained before, last dispensation was so appalling. let's welcome this as a new development.
CrimeRe: Police Give Food To Gracious David West, Port Harcourt Serial Killer by asmovic(m): 12:51pm On Sep 20, 2019
DennisEche:
POLICE ARE BECOMING NICE AFTER ALL, BUT THIS ONE NA FOR CAMERA, THE KOKO NA FOR CELL 9. IF YOU DON ENTER 9 BEFORE YOU GO NO HOW FAR
I beg no do anything wey go carry you enter there again o
PoliticsRe: JUST IN: PDP Reject Tribunal’s Judgment, Heads To Supreme Court ….says Verdict, by asmovic(m): 1:10am On Sep 12, 2019
chrysora:
The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) completely rejects the judgment of the Presidential Election Petition Tribunal describing it as provocative, barefaced subversion of justice and direct assault on the integrity of our nation’s justice system.

The party is particularly shocked that the tribunal failed to point to justice despite the flawless evidence laid before it, showing that President Buhari was not only unqualified to contest the election but also did not score the majority of valid votes at the polls.

The PDP finds as bewildering that a court of law could validate a clear case of perjury and declaration of false information in a sworn affidavit, as firmly established against President Muhammadu Buhari, even in the face of incontrovertible evidence.

The party is also rudely shocked that the Court took over the roles of the Respondents’ lawyers who clearly abandoned their pleadings by refusing to call evidence in defense of the petition. The court raked up all manner of excuses to make up for the yawning gaps occasioned by the total absence of any evidence from the Respondents.

Nigerians and the international community watched in utter disbelief when the tribunal ruled that one need not provide a copy or certified true copy of educational certificate such individual claimed to possess, contrary to established proof of claims of certification.

The party notes as strange that the court even went ahead to provide rationalizations in favour of President Buhari, even when all hard facts before it shows that he did not possess the claimed educational certificate and that the Army was not in possession of his WAEC certificate as claimed in the affidavit he deposed to in his Presidential nomination form.

The PDP also described as shocking that the court approved the flawed declaration of President Buhari as the winner of the election despite evidence to show the perpetration of illegalities, manipulations, alterations and subtraction of valid votes freely given to Atiku Abubakar by Nigerians.

Indeed, the pervading melancholic atmosphere across our nation since the verdict is a direct indication that the judgment has not fulfilled the desires and expectations of Nigerians.

The PDP however encouraged Nigerians to remain calm and not to lose hope or surrender to despondency or self-help, as our lawyers are upbeat in obtaining justice at the Supreme Court.

This is more so as the tribunal itself admitted that there are several errors in the judgment.

https://www.chrysora.com/2019/09/11/just-in-pdp-reject-tribunals-judgment-heads-to-supreme-court-says-verdict-a-subversion-of-justice/
why won't these people accept their fate? Anyway, they are making money fleecing Atiku. Am sure after they lose at the supreme court, they will still proceed to the basketball court!
FamilyRe: Two Kenyan Women Swap Their Husbands To Find Happiness (video) by asmovic(m): 6:11pm On Sep 10, 2019
emmalezy:
Two Busia county women, 28-year-old Lilian Weta said to be a mother of three and 29-year-old Millicent Auma, a mother of two swapped their husbands in a bid to find happiness.

Millicent Auma was living with her husband Christopher Bwire in Siroba village, Matayos constituency. Suddenly, she walked out of the tumultuous marriage and moved in with one Kevin Barasa, a married man with three children.

Barasa and Lilian Weta, 28, have lived together as husband and wife for more than 10 years in Namwitsula, Butula constituency and have three children, but were experiencing constant quarrels.

Weta told Standard Digital that her husband came back home one day with Auma, telling her he had a new wife.

“They came in at around 1am with my husband and she (Auma) told me that night she was officially the wife,” said Weta.

When Weta confronted her husband, he told her to go look for Auma’s husband and marry him. Weta thought of their constant quarrels and said enough is enough. She summouned courage and for left Matayos in search of Bwire.

“My husband told me to go look for Auma’s husband and marry him. I asked him if he would be comfortable with me finding a new husband. He said yes.”

Weta called her brother and sister to tell them what had happened and they told her if that would bring peace in her life, then she should go for it.

“They told me to do as my husband had said. In the morning I went to Bwire and told him what happened.”

When she eventually located Bwire, she shared with him what had happened in Butula.

Weta told Bwire that Auma had moved in with her husband and they told her to look for him (Bwire).

It was then that Bwire asked her to go pick up her children and come with them to Matayos.

Bwire confirmed that they were staying together as man and wife after his former wife left him without a trace.

“I called Auma several times but she was not picking my calls so I gave up,” he said.

He added that between him and Barasa, one person may regret the decision.

“It is either me or him who will regret afterwards but for now I am happy with my new catch,” Bwire added.

When contacted, Barasa stated that he is no longer interested in Weta because he is happy in his new marriage.

“If she has accepted to stay with Bwire, so be it.”

Here is a video below;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxuW_jCuIY0

https://www.reportnaija.ng/2019/09/two-kenyan-women-swap-their-husbands-to.html
so dem dey take
codeine for there too?
Car TalkRe: Man Burnt His SUV To Ashes While Trying To Make A Way For It (Photos, Video) by asmovic(m): 1:21pm On Sep 09, 2019
SportsRe: Bianca Andreescu Defeats Serena Williams To Win 2019 US Open (Photos) by asmovic(m): 12:29am On Sep 08, 2019
mysportdab:
19-year-old Bianca Andreescu has shocked the tennis world by defeating Serena Williams 6-3, 7-5 in the 2019 US Open Final, MySportDab reports.

Andreescu has become the first woman from Canada to win a Grand Slam after producing a stunning performance to beat Serena Williams in the US Open final.

Andreescu, playing in her first Major final, was gifted the ideal start after Williams double-faulted to drop serve and the 19-year-old was nerveless as she stayed in control and won the opening set 6-3.

In the second set, Andreescu's level elevated even higher as she ruthlessly took advantage of a poor Williams serving day and served for the match at 5-2.

Williams hit back in stunning fashion to level the set at 5-5 but when serving to stay in the match, Andreescu found her form again and on her third championship, she cracked a forehand return for a winner to create history on Arthur Ashe Stadium.

Watch Video;https://www.mysportdab.com/2019/09/omg-19-yr-old-bianca-andreescu-defeats.html
Serena should have left when the ovation was loud.
CrimeRe: Abuja Court Sentences Biker To 1 Month In Prison Over 'Public Stunts' At 12:30am by asmovic(m): 10:10pm On Sep 05, 2019
slack:
Make i go sleep, am not feeling well
'soonest recover'..in...........Shina Peters' voice.
CrimeRe: 37-Year-Old Man Commits Suicide In Ikorodu by asmovic(m): 9:18pm On Sep 01, 2019
Jabioro:
That was stupid bravery..I kept telling people suicide is not the solution.. Problem are life challenges and it will soon fade away.Even your Android phones before the inventor get to where we are today the team faces a lot of challenges... Don't kill yourself please I am on my knees begging every soul who's planning to to do so!!!
you are right. But then, a lot of people are being remote controlled. Some do it unconsciously. May village people not have control over us.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu: Buhari Encircled And Trapped In His Yokohama Hotel Hideout by asmovic(m): 5:24am On Aug 31, 2019
247ureports:
https://247ureports.com/2019/08/we-have-buhari-encircled-and-trapped-in-his-hideout-in-a-yokohama-hotel-nnamdi-kanu/
king of fools...why didn't you fly to Japan and lead those gullible fools? The best coward the world has ever produced.
CelebritiesRe: Afeez Ayetoro Saka Buries His Mother (Photos) by asmovic(m): 5:10am On Aug 31, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




Afeez does it well for the cameras.
But he looks like he is more pained by the funeral costs.

Because no sane person will show such grief because of the death of a 92-year old.
what ever you take, stop it. it is affecting your reasoning.
CrimeRe: Woman Chained And Paraded For Stealing From An Orphanage In Anambra (Photos) by asmovic(m): 11:00pm On Aug 28, 2019
Shibaraba:
Sense will not let them know that she is part of the motherless babies. Or shall we say motherless adult.



Typical waste of resources. See as all her contours balance well. Instead make she find phone go instamessage write hookup as description. She go make money wella. For The skill wey she take fit tiff if she channel am go straffing man go dey release akamu within seconds
you know if she go school? if she no go. how she wan take press phone?
SportsRe: Tobi Amusan Breaks 20-year-old African Games Record by asmovic(m): 10:57pm On Aug 28, 2019
lonelydora:
To all those tribal bigots, He's a Nigerian oooo.
he or she? read the post again.
CrimeRe: Ajayi Johnson: Soldier Who Killed Keke Driver In Abia Sent To Jail by asmovic(m): 8:23pm On Aug 28, 2019
Switruth:
Picture of the court sittings and the prison or Idonbilivit.
doubting Thomas, I watched it on TV.

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