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TravelRe: Eileen Uwajumogu Escapes Air Peace Tragedy From Lagos To Owerri by asmovic(m): 10:04pm On Oct 25, 2018
ElChidi:
Buhari means disaster. If anyone says "I Buhari you", better beg the person because that's a big curse
so so dry.
PoliticsRe: Trumps White House Will Consider PDP Youth Leaders Petition - US Embassy by asmovic(m): 1:59pm On Oct 25, 2018
[quote author=Lordofthewest post=72400249][/quote]thanks bro. make i no over high sha. lolzzz.
TravelRe: Vehicle Plunges Into River In Delta State, Three People Feared Dead by asmovic(m): 1:57pm On Oct 25, 2018
[quote author=icebird25 post=72384364][/quote]hahaha
PoliticsRe: Trumps White House Will Consider PDP Youth Leaders Petition - US Embassy by asmovic(m): 1:51pm On Oct 25, 2018
oshe111:
How I wish US can conduct our 2019 Election
emancipate yourself from mental slavery bro.
TravelRe: Vehicle Plunges Into River In Delta State, Three People Feared Dead by asmovic(m): 10:37pm On Oct 24, 2018
[quote author=icebird25 post=72384364][/quote]e pain am hahaha..
TravelRe: Vehicle Plunges Into River In Delta State, Three People Feared Dead by asmovic(m): 9:29pm On Oct 24, 2018
icebird25:
But I don't know what to say exactly but to put the blame on buhari.......anybody that will quote me here may thunder fall on you in advance
you wey Thunder don already finish... you will type and still put a clause. if you don't want anybody to quote you then, type in your own created group or forum. Not here where reasonable people abounds.
CelebritiesRe: Jon James McMurray Dies After Falling From Plane While Filming His Musical Video by asmovic(m): 7:46pm On Oct 24, 2018
Gratefulheart01:
grin grin Nigerians sef. Why you people no dey get joy like this. Always on para mode.
oga my joy is infinitesimal. just a little correction doesn't mean i dey para. no matter what, we should call a spade it's name.
CelebritiesRe: Jon James McMurray Dies After Falling From Plane While Filming His Musical Video by asmovic(m): 5:32pm On Oct 24, 2018
okenwaa:
With no fu*kn parachute??

Oyibo and mumu be like Buhari n Lai combo.
haba go back and read. He didn't have time to pull his chute. who come mumu pass now?
PoliticsRe: Fayose Buys Food For 150 Inmates Detained By EFCC by asmovic(m): 8:31pm On Oct 22, 2018
gentlegenius:
So you that isn't a thief, who you help?
so you steal to help people?
PoliticsRe: Fayose Buys Food For 150 Inmates Detained By EFCC by asmovic(m): 8:28pm On Oct 22, 2018
Maxymilliano:
Well-done Fayose ... These are the people you don't get to meet every other day, what matters is for your impact to be felt.
impact as how Max? buying food for people from the monies he is being investigated about? you better advise him to spend the money wisely because he will vomit those monies. what about the civil servants he left in the lurch?
CrimeRe: CCTV Catches Housemaid Having Sex And Maltreating Baby by asmovic(m): 7:13pm On Oct 22, 2018
Ritzy10:
A mother has vowed not to leave her infant son with anyone again after a hidden camera caught her nanny maltreating her 7-month-old son.

Didi Horsefall said her son was rapidly losing weight and they had no idea the maid was eating his food. She also alleged that a video caught the maid kicking the boy and slapping him.
Not only that, the maid is said to have left the baby with the gateman a number of times while she brought her boyfriend into the house for sex.

The mother said she is not willing to release the video because her son's face was visible in it. She said watching the video left her depressed for days and she can now trust only her sister with her child. When her sister isn't available, she said she will carry the child with her anywhere, be it school, work, or wherever.

Read her story below


More below:

https://zenithnaija.com/woman-narrates-how-her-nanny-almost-killed-her-infant-son-by-having-sex-with-him/
if your son grows up to type this way, how will you feel? Has the English language gone this bad? Honestly even in SSCE, this is what you see when marking.
Your son's issue is touching. Take heart and make amends. Create time for your child. my opinion not the fact though.
PoliticsRe: APC Governors To Remove Oshiomhole As Chairman, Collect Signatures by asmovic(m): 10:32am On Oct 22, 2018
Islie:
The National Chairman of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Mr. Adams Oshiomhole, has hit back at governors of the party that are reported to be moving against him, saying he would not succumb to their antics and impunity.

He said contrary to insinuations by some of them and their allying stakeholders that he was out to liquidate the party, his mission was to galvanise the APC into a disciplined and cohesive platform ready to clinch victory at next year’s general elections.

Oshiomhole’s fight back coincides with the intensification of efforts by governors to remove him from office. THISDAY learnt last night that 15 of 21 governors of the party, being coordinated by one of them from the South-west, are collecting signatures to force a National Executive Committee (NEC) meeting that would unseat the national chairman.

The governors, multiple sources told THISDAY, would be converging on Abuja tomorrow to finalise their objective.

The party has also explained that it opted for consensus and made some hard choices in a desperate bid to meet the October 18 deadline set for submission of its candidates’ list for elections into the National Assembly.

In a statement yesterday by his Chief Press Secretary, Mr. Simon Ebegbulem, the APC national chairman said while the party would not surrender its functions, which are constitutionally circumscribed, to any other entities, it would always reach out to divergent tendencies and mediate the disparate political camps in the interest of party cohesion.

According to Oshiomhole, stakeholders should be assured that the party is in safe hands as it marches, sure-footedly, to victory in the 2019 general election.

In an apparent response to criticisms coming from some governors elected on APC’s platform, Oshiomhole vowed that only the party, and not pseudo political empires in the states, had the power to superintend the primary elections for the nomination of its candidates in the general election.

He said, “To be clear, Oshiomhole did not become national chairman of the governing party to bring it down a notch from the pedestal of its 2015 electoral victory let alone to preside over its liquidation.

“Rather, his single-minded goal, from the outset of his declaration of interest in the position, was to deploy his capacity in helping to strengthen and reposition the party as a truly supreme and disciplined political entity.”

Oshiomhole who blamed those he referred to as “conservative elements” for spearheading a plot to pass a vote of no confidence against him, said their main grouse was his insistence on party supremacy and discipline.

He noted that before his emergence as chairman, the party was wallowing in impunity and disrespect to laid down rules.

He said he knew from the onset that those who supported the status quo that he supplanted would not cave in easily but will fight back.

According to him, “Although, it might appear fortuitous to some persons that he became national chairman at the threshold of the 2019 general election, the truth is that there is no accident in predestination.

“We must appreciate the fact that it has pleased the Almighty God to place him in the saddle of APC-led leadership at this time for a purpose.”

Oshiomhole said the reforms he planned to bring about in the APC had begun to manifest in its vast flourish and ramifications, through instilling discipline, ensuring party supremacy, promoting due process, dealing with impunity and executive arrogance wherever they manifested to undermine intra-party electoral processes in the states.

“Again, we were not, in the least, deluded that the process of rebranding or rewriting the narrative of the four-year old party would be easy.

What we are witnessing in the APC today is Oshiomhole’s adroit management of the strains and pains that accompany the birth of a resuscitated governing party,” he said.

Referring to the party’s handling of the primary election crises, Oshiomhole said the message was very clear that the party and not pseudo political empires in the states had the power to superintend the primary elections for the nomination of the party’s candidates in the general election.

He said the leadership provided by the party in recent primary elections and the large-scale integrity of the processes were developments that should hence serve as exemplars in the administration of parties.

Oshiomhole also responded to criticism by one of the presidential aspirants on the platform of the party, Alhaji Mumakai Unagha, who said the APC could not win under his leadership, describing it as cooked narratives from those who failed to impose their preferred candidates on the party during the nomination process.

He said, “The crime committed by Oshiomhole’s leadership is its disdain for impunity and circumvention of due process perpetrated in some of the states at the pleasure of some influential stakeholders.

“These influential stakeholders, according to grapevine, have begun to mobilise to pass a no-confidence vote on the leadership of Oshiomhole, having failed to impose their preferred candidates on the party in the nomination process.”


https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2018/10/22/apc-govs-storm-abuja-tomorrow-collect-signatures-to-remove-party-chairman/
they will never gather to discuss how to pay backlog of salaries, deductions and leave bonuses. but they will have sleepless nights planning how to stash away the Paris Club Refund.
SportsRe: Street Arm Wrestling Championship In Lagos (Photos) by asmovic(m): 11:08pm On Oct 21, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
Na for this kind place you go see Yoruba people. Fight wey no involve blood. If na fight wey involve blood dem go run forget their pikin behind.
you wey no be Yoruba continue to dey spill blood upanda. una boss ran away too. why im no wait? he dey Jerusalem dey make mouth. i laugh in Yoruba language...
CelebritiesRe: Folu Storms In Braless Open Chest Outfit To "King Of Boys Premiere" by asmovic(m): 11:00pm On Oct 21, 2018
soberdrunk:
Op take your time ooo!!! This is not "cleavage", this is "CHEST"!! angry She be like the 'new edition' of Grace Jones...... angry
guy,you harsh o. But in a low tone, 'you are absolutely right '.
PoliticsRe: Eunice Atuejide Slams Nnamdi Kanu, Says 'Igbos Can Be Blind' by asmovic(m): 11:59pm On Oct 20, 2018
[quote author=justice12000 post=72267833][Afonjas have been sleepless since Nnamdi Kanu reappearance. They thought he was dead. Wicked things...Ndi amara/amayi Chukwu, amayi Chukwu!/s
whats anybody's business with him dying and ressurecting again?
NYSCRe: Acid Burns Survivor, Chizzy Frances Completes NYSC (photos) by asmovic(m): 8:28pm On Oct 20, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Her determination is to be admired but this is such a waste of good certificate.
Her school fees is also good money down the drain.

She should just become a horror movie actress because no employer will hire a staff with such a mutilated, freak-of-nature-like face.
are you human at all? guess the answer is rhetorical. oh, seems as if you are the one that poured the acid on her.
Type the name of your own company that won't employ her. learn how to thank God for mercies you receive.
PoliticsRe: Fayose To Magu: I Must Not Die In EFCC Cell As You Have Boasted by asmovic(m): 10:07am On Oct 19, 2018
newsbook:
https://www.thenewsbook.net/fayose-to-magu-i-must-not-die-in-your-cell-as-you-have-boasted
as if dead men can fight back. Oga 'EFCC I'M HERE ', dead men don't bite!
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Properties Owned By Fayose Released By EFCC by asmovic(m): 10:39pm On Oct 17, 2018
Jkyoung:
The "Lifeless One" and APC should do us a favor before they are deported from Aso villa

[sLEGALIZE MARIJUANA /CANNABIS as Canada just did

If you know you know\s

Hit like if you believe ATIKULATINGLY
CareerRe: Groundnut Hawker Wearing Suit And Tie (Photos) by asmovic(m): 9:53pm On Oct 17, 2018
Mztarstrechy:
A man has been trending after he was pictured rocking suit while hawking groundnut.

To make his packaging more attractive, he added eyeglasses and tie to his dressing.

One word for him


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/10/man-rocks-suit-and-tie-while-hawking.html
just trying to catch attention. Olajumoke that sold bread blew, the guy who gave out his sausage rolls (gala) did it, got attention and money. He's trying his luck too. Funny things appears to pave ways.
CrimeRe: Suspects Arrested With Human Skulls In Ilorin, Kwara Confess (Photos) by asmovic(m): 7:33pm On Oct 17, 2018
Giddymoney:
Names checkers have arrived
Dino has arrived ...
PoliticsRe: Fayemi Lacks Integrity To Say The Truth – Fayose by asmovic(m): 4:43pm On Oct 17, 2018
2mercy:
…insists he didn’t take any loan






https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/10/fayemi-lacks-integrity-to-say-the-truth-fayose/
he go soon gentle. make he spend some days for there.
CrimeRe: Ex-convict Breaks Into Pastor’s House, Steals Church Offering by asmovic(m): 5:33am On Oct 17, 2018
post=72155450:
UNREPENTANT THIEF!

The magistrate, W.A. Salami, admitted him to bail in the sum of N100,000 and two sureties in like sum.

They've granted him bail already?
Stealing continua........
i don't think he can get that money for bail. somebody brought from the village to be prayed for. Then, how will he get two sureties? The thief will be forgotten in prison.
CelebritiesRe: Baba Sala: Family Announces Burial Date. by asmovic(m): 3:40pm On Oct 14, 2018
ekestic1976:
"Boils down to," Man mi; not "bores down to"! Read your Evans' "Effective English Book 3" to know English grammar!
how do i say thank you now after you stylishly came hard on me. Well, thanks for the correction. I misused the phrasal verb.
CelebritiesRe: Baba Sala: Family Announces Burial Date. by asmovic(m): 2:23pm On Oct 14, 2018
uwajeh:
Don't you even have any respect for the dead?!!
it all bores down to training bro. we have different trainings.
CrimeRe: Man Knocked Out During A Fight Over A Bashed Car At Amuwo Odofin Lagos by asmovic(m): 10:01pm On Oct 13, 2018
pek:
Obviously you don't know the meaning of the word troubleshooter.
you just made my night with laughter. As a teacher of English Language, i don't know the meaning of troubleshooter, tell me the meaning then.
CrimeRe: Man Knocked Out During A Fight Over A Bashed Car At Amuwo Odofin Lagos by asmovic(m): 6:55pm On Oct 13, 2018
ArchangeLucifer:
He has to be Afonja.

Always making mouth behind closed doors but can't do sh!t when you stare them in the face.

*spits angry

Rest in Piss.
thanks for attesting to the fact that afonjas are not trouble shooters like some other tribes.
PoliticsRe: Five Things Obasanjo Told Atiku by asmovic(m): 10:36pm On Oct 11, 2018
chiefolododo:
ATIKU IS THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA COMES 2019
you can only boast of a vote. That's if you have a PVC. Even if you have, it doesn't affect mine. Then, it should be 'come' not, 'comes'.
PoliticsRe: Governor Amosun And His Loyalists To Dump APC by asmovic(m): 8:19am On Oct 11, 2018
humberjade:
Left to me, I think Dapo Abiodun needs Amosun more than Amosun needs him...because most of those in his corner so far are serial losers (they all lost out in various elective posts in 2015)...they can hardly help anyone win an House of Assembly election, not to talk of Governorship...d likes of Osoba are done politically.

If Amosun exits APC, APC won't win Ogun Guber next year...Amosun's new party will even have more chance of clinching it...provided he is not betrayed by those in his camp right now...or it might even play in GNI's favour if he plays his cards right.


Que sera sera, but as for me and my household o...there is no way on earth we are voting an Ogun East person...It's either Triple A or GNI...13 votes should count for something.
am sure you are not a civil servant in Ogun state if not, you won't be typing this.
PoliticsRe: Rescheduled Primaries: Uche Nwosu Gets 4,815 Votes. Hope Uzodinma, Zero by asmovic(m): 9:44pm On Oct 06, 2018
Maduawuchukwu:
If you desire to work your NYSC postings to any town including Lagos and Abuja pls contact 08160378991. Satisfaction is guaranteed.
haba! so this is another way of making money?
FamilyRe: 2-year-old Boy Shreds N381,600 His Parents Saved For Utah Football tickets by asmovic(m): 3:34pm On Oct 06, 2018
BabaJideAFONJA:
This is America and not Afonja land where you cone heads insert fresh pepper into the private parts of a child for minor offences.
go and appease your gods. na so e dey start. there can still be a remedy. if not.....
CrimeRe: Robbers Arrested After Robbing A Policeman Of His Pistol In Edo by asmovic(m): 3:21pm On Oct 06, 2018
PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
grin grin “I started robbing early this year. But I have not killed anyone. My family was suffering and there was no other way to feed. So, I decided to join the gang.

“I am not happy about my arrest and I advise those involved in crime to desist from it. If I am forgiven, I will leave robbery and join the police,”



So na only robbery una dey take feed?

Awon omo jatijati
no mind this fool. why didn't he join the police in the first instance?

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