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RomanceRe: My Lady Made A Mess At A Hotel by asmovic(m): 10:16pm On Dec 28, 2021
hotwax:
i dont think she is into hookup. She just wanted to have a fling..one night stand...most ladies do..even the decent and faithful ones...

one guy will just come from nowhere and he will bang them...

I never saw any sign of infidelity in her...

I didnt disvirgin her, but she was well kept...I dont want to reveal everything
you are still protecting her ways? I tire o. Man up bro and move on. Someone did that when you were there. Definitely, she's into it. Remember there's distance between the two of you. Stop trusting women. Although, not all. But, they are few.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Asks Staff To Go On Indefinite Leave Amid Pregnancy Rumour by asmovic(m): 2:55pm On Dec 22, 2021
vedaxcool:
If someone says your father proved your mom belongs to the other room would you take that as a loving statement.
I see the statement as a joke. We all things from different perspective.
FashionRe: Hisbah To Grill Shatu Garko's Parents Over Illegal Participation In Miss Nigeria by asmovic(m): 2:50pm On Dec 22, 2021
fergie0o1:
https://www.nairaland.com/6900709/shatu-garko-wins-2021-miss#108599504



BBC Pidgin
what if the parents declares that their daughter is a Christian, how would they prove them wrong? Low level of thinking.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Asks Staff To Go On Indefinite Leave Amid Pregnancy Rumour by asmovic(m): 11:59pm On Dec 21, 2021
vedaxcool:
[s][/s]

Don't tell you are hating on a woman's stomach? It will be very pathetic and depressing!
where does his typing depicts hatred?
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Asks Staff To Go On Indefinite Leave Amid Pregnancy Rumour by asmovic(m): 11:58pm On Dec 21, 2021
Maxymilliano:
Buhari just proved that she Indeed belongs to the other room
maxymilliano.
CrimeRe: Edwin Azike: Kidnappers Murder Imo Monarch, Dump Body In Market Square by asmovic(m): 11:43pm On Dec 10, 2021
naptu2:
https://punchng.com/breaking-kidnappers-murder-imo-monarch-dump-body-in-market-square/
these killings are getting too much. Where are the 'gods'? The Igbo culture is so rich. Rest on sir. Your killers shall know no peace.
RomanceRe: Lady Fights Man For Refusing To Pay After Rounds Of Sex (Video) by asmovic(m): 5:30pm On Dec 07, 2021
dre11:
When You Raised My Leg To The Ceiling, You Forgot? - Lady Fights Client For Refusing Pay After Action artificial skit....unreal. they should learn more before they come out with skits. My opinion though.
PoliticsRe: Burial Photos Of Itunu Babalola, Nigerian Lady Who Died In Ivory Coast Prison by asmovic(m): 1:44pm On Dec 04, 2021
fergie0o1:
PUNCH
she couldn't be released when she was hail and hearty. The dead body came back home fast. May God judge them.
RIP Itunnu. God will console your family as your name depicts.
EducationRe: Sylvester Oromoni: Video Of Dowen College Student In Pains Before He Died by asmovic(m): 1:51pm On Dec 03, 2021
Maxymilliano:
Why do people forget autopsy in cases like this? Since the school said he fell, hurt his leg and complain of hips pain, an autopsy will reveal what happened to him.

The family should expect just two things, a broken bone and a dislocated hip if that is possible. But if there is any other blunt trauma to his body, they already won the case. Simple.
this is pathetic. Why will a school try to conceal this kind of a physical assault that eventually led to the boy's death? You have typed well milliano my dearest friend and brother. This case must not be swept under the carpet. Thinking of how much the parents had spent on school fees. Asides that, it's so saddening for a parent to lose a child. The trauma will be there forever. May we not witness this kind of an occurrence in His mighty name. May the Lord console the parents.
EducationRe: WAEC Increases Examination Fees To N18,000, Blames Inflation, COVID-19 by asmovic(m): 8:58pm On Nov 22, 2021
ijustdey:
West African Body, WAEC Increases Examination Fees To N18,000, Blames Inflation, COVID-19

The fee was hiked from N13,950 to N18,000 starting from 2022.this is unfair. A lot of parents go through hardship to pay school fees. Writing the waec at that amount doesn't guarantee an automatic pass or a refund after failing. This body should be considerate. God dey sha. These students will still face jamb stress too o. All of Una wey dey make like difficult for us, God go reason una mata.



http://saharareporters.com/2021/11/22/west-african-body-waec-increases-examination-fees-n18000-blames-inflation-covid-19
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Suspect In Connection With Kidnap Of Rev. Fr. Mark In Abia (VIDEO) by asmovic(m): 7:48pm On Nov 22, 2021
Bigjentle15:
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how does one get the solution pls?
EducationRe: Court Remands UNILORIN Student Who Assaulted Female Lecturer by asmovic(m): 3:33pm On Nov 21, 2021
illicit:
Nice one

Better by far
yes o! Better by far!
PoliticsRe: Dapo Abiodun Releases ₦2 Billion To Offset Deductions From Ogun Workers by asmovic(m): 3:28pm On Nov 21, 2021
ILoveDemMANNA:
Appreciate a good gesture when you see one, that is the only way we can all move forward as a nation.
Stop crying 24/7 abeg
where is the good gesture?
EducationRe: Na Questions I No Fit Solve I Wan Dey Set: Usman Danfodio University Lecturer by asmovic(m): 4:50am On Nov 20, 2021
drizslim:
Na questions wey I no fit solve I wan dey set” – Lecturer writes on test paper as he shocks Usman Danfodio varsity students with ‘difficult’ questions

A lecturer at Usman Danfodio University, Sokoto state has used his students to catch cruise by recoining a popular catch phrase during a class test.

The Department of Electrical and Electronics Engineering lecturer set a test question said to be difficult and hinted that moving forward, he would be setting questions he cannot solve.

In the course with code EEC211 for 200 level students in the Faculty of Engineering and Environmental Design, the instructions were for them to answer all questions.

He gave them two questions to solve and interestingly ended it with ”Na questions wey I no fit solve I wan dey set now. Goodluck”
na slaps wey him no go fit return he wan dey take now.
EventsRe: Woman Who Had 10 Kids With 10 Different Men Buried In Penis-Like Casket (Video) by asmovic(m): 10:34am On Nov 15, 2021
Sammydanny:
A really curious video has emerged online showing how a woman was laid to rest in a casket that was designed to look like a man's private part.

Ghanaian media practitioner and lawyer, Gabby Otchere-Darko shared the video online and further revealed that he was told the deceased had 10 children with different men hence the male organ-shaped casket.1001 million ways to die. She was 'PENISED'!

It was also learned that the burial ceremony took place in a Ga community.

Watch the video below:

[flash=425,300]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsNfW0FDyys[/flash]

"I am told this was the final funeral rites with the casket of an amazing woman who died leaving behind 10 children from 10 different men here in Ghana. May she rest in p..."
PoliticsRe: NDLEA Arrests Drug Dealer, Intercepts Cocaine, Meth, Illicit Substances by asmovic(m): 2:05pm On Nov 07, 2021
fergie001:
NDLEA arrests notorious drug dealer behind London-bound multiple consignments

.Intercepts Cocaine, Meth going to UK; 261kgs illicit substances in Kano, Kogi, Osun




Femi Babafemi
Okoli, a die hard fan of drugs! Meanwhile, the producer of dudu osun soap should sue him in addition. It's a soap I like so much.

Director, Media & Advocacy
NDLEA Headquarters, Abuja
Sunday 6th November, 2021
FamilyRe: 4 Ways Co-Parenting Can Be Beneficial To Kids From Broken Homes by asmovic(m): 8:38pm On Oct 16, 2021
Ojikutumomiage:
Op, this a great topic and I salute your insights. Okay, but in as much I think you're absolutely right, there are some points we should re-evaluate.
1. You're right, many will see it as a white elephant, false hope as you've rightly said. What you see mostly in broken homes is the problems of who takes custody of the child or how frequently they're allowed to visit. Be that as it may, co-parenting financially may be hindered by grudges nurtured by both (prolly caused the breakup), ...... Situations may differ from my experience

Sadly, the first point is a murder to the fact that co-parenting will hardly work in Africa because of family ties and how one portray the other to their children
But it all still looms on the fact that Marriage is good, Divorce is bad sad Na d children dey suffer am.
I love this piece. Kudos to you.
EducationRe: Man Storms Ogun School With Thugs To Attack Teacher Who Beat His Daughter by asmovic(m): 12:34am On Oct 13, 2021
sematec:
Food don land for police
Unregistered Toyota vehicle
No teacher should try this nonsense on my child problem go dey because I no born am for u
why you no leave am for house dey teach am yourself.
PoliticsRe: Nobody Can Stop #EndSARS Anniversary Protest – Sowore Dares Police by asmovic(m): 9:22pm On Oct 11, 2021
valentineuwakwe:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2021/10/11/nobody-can-stop-end-sars-anniversary-protest-sowore-dares-police/
so many times I think if sowore had been elected president of this nation, would he still be clamouring for these?
I would have respected him more If he had not made a move.
Gullible people will still go by his words.. .
My own opinion though.
FamilyRe: Twins Have A Special Connection: Fact Or Myth by asmovic(m): 2:31pm On Oct 08, 2021
Nelson21:
Nairalanders, Is it a fact or myth that twins have a "special connection" that enables them communicate and sense each other's emotions even when they are miles away from each other? undecided

Please, if you are a twin, if you have siblings who are twins or you are a parent to twins, your participation in this thread would be very helpful.
Thanks. smiley
as a father of twins, what I notice is when one is indisposed, the other within a short time, gets sick too. I wouldn't know what will happen if they are far apart probably when they grow up. But I don't really believe that they can communicate if they are not together. This actually happens if they are identical. What I always do is, when one falls sick, I treat the both of them at the same time because the probability of the other getting sick too is high because of their being identical.
EducationRe: World Teacher's Day: Make A Reference To A Teacher That Redefined Your Life by asmovic(m): 5:06pm On Oct 05, 2021
doctormoh:
In Nigeria, 5th of October is celebrated as World Teachers' Day and the theme for this year is "Teachers at the heart of Education recovery". On this day Nigerian teachers celebrate and appreciate themselves in their work; a work free day for Urban teachers.  This day is declared as a public holiday by the government; students do not go  to school and workers have a work free day. The point is centered around “acknowledging, evaluating and enhancing the instructors of the world” and to give a chance to consider the issues identified with educators and the teaching process in general.

This tells us the vitality of teachers; there has  not been any nation in the world that has developed without teachers, quality education, or standardized educational structures.

As Mustafar Kemal Atatürk (1881-1938), the former President of Turkey says, "a good teacher is like a candle, it consumes itself to light the way for others." There's no doubt that teachers are the backbones of the nation. Their contribution to human capital development are globally enormous. Teachers turnout politicians, lawyers, doctors, sociologists, psychologists, engineers, astronauts, and architects among others.
Our congratulations to all the Teachers, young & old, FOR WISDOM HAS NO AGE. HaPpy Teachers' DAY!
thanks a lot for this. You just made me proud again as a teacher. God will continue to bless you and yours.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ecuador Prison Gang War: 110 Killed, 80 Wounded And 6 Beheaded by asmovic(m): 2:06pm On Sep 30, 2021
Maxymilliano:
Am I the only one wondering why prisoners with access to guns and grenades decided to hold a gang war rather than break out of jail or is it just plain foolishness huh
maxymilliano...you just expressed my mind. Abi na jazz dem take tie dem down?
PoliticsRe: Igangan Boils Again, ‘20 Killed, Palace, Petrol Station Burnt’ - Oyoinsight by asmovic(m): 9:06am On Jun 06, 2021
PoliticsRe: Police Arrest Six IPOB Members In Ebonyi While Enforcing Sit-at-Home Order by asmovic(m): 4:00pm On Jun 01, 2021
Maxymilliano:
Why would you need guns and ammunition to enforce a stay at home order on the same people you claim to be protecting huh
I wonder o. Na by force?
Christianity EtcRe: The Lords Chosen: Vikings Cult Leader Surrenders Gun & Accepts Jesus (Photos) by asmovic(m): 6:27pm On Apr 25, 2021
peteregwu:
The God of chosen is Jesus Christ.
good. o Jesus Christ is not in another church asides Chosen?
let's call a spade it's name. Jesus Christ is every where. It's left for any one to accept or reject. Denominations are human. I belong to a denomination too. RCCG. Jesus Christ is there too. The basis of my opinion here is, there is no denomination in heaven. If anybody repents, let's give the glory to God not the church.
Christianity EtcRe: The Lords Chosen: Vikings Cult Leader Surrenders Gun & Accepts Jesus (Photos) by asmovic(m): 11:35am On Apr 25, 2021
peteregwu:
VIKINGS CULT LEADER, AND GANG, SURRENDERS GUN AND ACCEPTS JESUS.

As a fisherman uses a live worm for a decoy when fishing, so does God of Chosen sometimes lure souls to the kingdom, through problems and afflictions. Especially, souls he's interested in.

When he goes direct to bring lost souls home and they refuse, he allows His great army (locusts, cankerworms, palmerworms, caterpillars, sickness and afflictions - Joel 2:25) to trouble us; not to destroy us , but that we might reconsider and return back to him.

The testimony of brother Ifeanyi is a typical example of such case.

He was a ring leader of the supreme vikings cult in Nigeria, a principal-offender, a repeat-offender and has raped, robbed and killed many of his victims.

One day, he called our Chosen brother who lives in same neck of the woods, and asked him “ brother, you've lived in this area for a long time and you don't associate or talk with anyone; besides, everyone is afraid of you and your lifestyle; what cult are you into? ” Our Chosen brother told him he doesn't belong to any cult.


He then deduced that our brother was a member of ogboni confraternity which our brother denied, that he is a Chosen and don't need to join a cult.

He urged our brother to join his gang and our brother again rebuffed, and then he collected our brother's number, with hope that someday they will become friends.

That particular idea of his eventually paid off. A fellow-feeling was birthed and God of Chosen began to do his work.

Not long after, our Chosen brother received a distress call from Ifeanyi and urged him to come immediately. Our brother who didn't know where he stays, demanded for directions and he eventually found his way to his house .

Getting there, he found out that Ifeanyi has a severe pile. He couldn't sit or stand.

Our brother took him to the hospital and when they got there, the doctor said he has to undergo an operation and that the operation will cost 250,000.

His family was then contacted and when they came, they refused their brother to be operated, that they have a better place(herbalist) for him where he can be healed pro bono.

Before he left the hospital, the doctor told him, just like our Chosen brother initially told him, that “it's only God of Chosen that can deliver him." Funny as it may sound, the doctor wasn't even a Chosen member. This showed that God of Chosen was working ahead of them.

The herbalist did all they could but couldn't heal him, and they called people from white garment church who also did all they could, but couldn't fathom all that was going on with the boy.

After several efforts and no positive result, they told the boy that what he is suffering from is a spiritual problem, and that only God of Chosen can deliver him. That he should find his way to the chosen church.

This was the second time, strangely, that a solution was been proffered by non-chosen members.

He was brought to Chosen where he eventually confessed his sins and surrendered his guns.

That very evening, after he turned over a new leaf, he was invited to our branch church in Orile, Lagos, for more counsel and prayers– and when he was dressed up and ready to go, his friends accosted him and were shocked when it was revealed to them that their leader turned the page and was having a date with the Lord.

They thought he was joshing,and they followed him to Chosen.

Getting there, the rest of his minions all surrendered to God of chosen. They said “ if their alpha-male could turn the page and become a Chosen, then, they are all ready to change."

The resident pastor counselled them and gave his personal apron to the leader, as he's been constantly troubled and scared of a backlash from his quondam members.

When he wore the apron to his vicinity, and even his neighborhood, there was pandemonium! The baffled locals came out in their numbers and began to talk in hushed tones.

It was indeed a sight to behold.

When questioned by dwellers, he told them he is now a Chosen and has renounced his former cult name, which he was known for.

He rendezvoused with his erstwhile members and after telling them of his intention to back out, one of them got angry and tried to hurt Ifeanyi, but the bottle he broke ricocheted and injured him.

They eventually, let him go, even though it was a hard pill to swallow.

Today, our brother has been given a new life and a second chance by God of chosen.

Only God can do this.

You can watch the testimony on this link;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJBEPOl7ubM

Photo Credit: Chosen Online Media Crew

#SpecialTestimony
#PstLazarusMuoka

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3814492412001611&id=702225183228365
The God of chosen. Do they serve a different God? There is no denomination in heaven. His coming to chosen to accept Christ doesn't mean there is no Christ in other denominations. Let's hype God directly not advertising churches. my opinion though.
PoliticsRe: Abdulaziz Nyako: I'm A Herdsman & A Senator, You Must Ban Cow Meat First Before by asmovic(m): 2:31pm On Jan 29, 2021
Marine54:
https://dailytrust.com/i-am-a-fulani-herdsman
then if your people kill every one that eats what you are claiming they eat, is it stones and trees that will start eating kpomo, shaki and the likes? is it trees that will put on leather belts? if they put cow meat beside dog meat, I will chose dog meat a million times. Talk to your people to stop killing those ones buying cow meat . at least your people makes money from selling.
HealthRe: COVID-19: El-Zakzaky’s Wife, Zinat Tests Positive In Prison by asmovic(m): 4:55pm On Jan 23, 2021
MoreMoney1550:
Hello Good day Nairalanders, we all know how hard the country is these days. As a result, we have been looking for various ways of making money both online and offline. But no one that has a sure way online is ready to help.
It was on this Nairaland when I was looking for how to make money that providence made me meet someone who introduced me to one trading platform where I registered with 1k and made over Two thousand naira on the first day.



The profit is huge and more than 100% and it is made every single night.

The person who introduced me made over Sixty thousand in three weeks.


How do we do it? There is a trading site, there is also a signal group on Telegram or WhatsApp. We receive signals from our leader on what to trade and the amount to stake, every trading session lasts for 3 minutes and trading takes place 24/7 but, we only trade for 2 hours in a day. That is 9 PM-11 PM, but we usually get online at least 30 minutes before trading begins. The signals are too sure as we always win 80% it and our trade. You are guaranteed of making profit every night and you can withdraw your money Mondays to Fridays 8a.m-12a.m. Even if the money means nothing to you, it can at least settle some little bills and get you out of being always broke. If you want to be making between 1000 to 3000 Naira or more every single night. If after registration you don't make any profit from the platform on your first day, I am ready to refund your 1k. Chat with me on WhatsApp 0.9.0.8.3.6.1.1.1.7.8 to know more andI'm start trading asap.
una don reach here again?
this format is stale. Get better and legal things to do bro. refund kè? as if you are a next door neighbor.
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: Lagos Orders Civil Servants To Work From Home Till Feb 1 by asmovic(m): 4:07pm On Jan 16, 2021
Nemere2020:
https://punchng.com/breaking-covid-19-lagos-orders-civil-servants-to-work-from-home-till-feb-1/?amp=1&utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true
are teachers under the same category not human beings? Yet schools should resume on Monday. They can't work from home. Just causing confusion everyday.
Car TalkRe: Woman Drives Her N34m Tesla Car, Says 'I'm Cruising In My Machine' by asmovic(m): 10:22am On Jan 16, 2021
LegendVibes:
A video has emerged on social media in which an Igbo woman could be seen driving her $90,000 (N34,312,500) Tesla car around town, Igbere TV reports.

A Twitter user with the handle @Sisso_quam took to the social media platform to share the video, saying his mum asked him not to go near her electric car.

He captioned the adorable video:

https://twitter.com/Sisso_quam/status/1349800386694180868?s=20

Driving the electric car, the woman said:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXnWzpUbUdE
wish I could meet her.
CelebritiesRe: Small Doctor Joins Bleaching Cream Gang - Shows Off His New Colour by asmovic(m): 10:53pm On Jan 11, 2021
AprokoGirl:
Small Doctors Joins Bleaching Cream Gang - Shows Off His New Colour

Checkout his new colour below. Also check the throwback , some will say na freshness , dear if na by freshness , go check Dangote or Otedola skin , [color=#000000]Vivian Gist[/color] Reports.

Source: https://www.instagram.com/iam_smalldoctor/

https://www.vivian.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Small-Doctor-2021-Songs.jpg
https://www.vivian.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Small-Doctor-2021-Net-Worth.jpg
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Caro white cream...cheap though.
PoliticsRe: Abubakar Shekau Threatens Sheikh Gumi In New Audio by asmovic(m): 6:29pm On Jan 06, 2021
Maxymilliano:
The author of the news is obviously suffering from Stockholm syndrome, which was why he kept addressing the terrorist like a gentleman.

Abi which one be Mr. Shekau ?
na fear make he no come burst am for him crib.

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