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RomanceRe: Slay Queen Ignored Man Wooing Her, But When She Saw His Flashy Car, She Did This by asmovic(m): 5:36pm On Jan 18, 2019
tendingNews:
Slay queen ignores a man wooing her, but when she realises he owns a flashy Mercedes Benz, she then tries to get his attention.

A man was trying to get the attention of this curvy slay queen, calling her as she walked but she did as if she didn't hear the man, maybe thinking he's just a random broke guy.

When she turned back and saw the man going to his Mercedes Benz, she pretended as if she was injured.

The gentleman came to her aid and led her close to his car.

He opened the car door and the lady quickly tried to enter, but the man shunned her. She cursed the man and left angrily.

Watch the video here

Mercedes Benz made the slay queen ditch her ego & pride.

Source: http://www..com/2019/01/slay-queen-ignored-man-wooing-her-when.html?m=1
who is fooling who. so the person that filmed it knew before hand that this will happen abi? we are no fools. nobody will swallow this hook, line and sinker.. a comedy skit trying to think we will believe it's real.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri To Jamiu Abiola: Abacha Jailed Your Father Buhari Was His Accomplice by asmovic(m): 10:26pm On Jan 15, 2019
kufre2010:
Chief Mike Ozekhome (SAN) wrote:

"By the appointment of Yusuf Magaji Bichi as new DG of DSS, the entire security architecture and apparatchik of Nigeria is predominantly and wholly dominated by one section of the country. Thus, about 16 out of 17 key security appointees hail from PMB's section of the country. From the Minister of Internal Affairs, IGP, DG, NIA, DG, DIA, Chief of Army Staff, Chief of Air Staff, to the Comptrollers-General of Customs, Immigration, Prisons, Federal Fire Service, Commandant-General of NSCD, Attorney-General of the Federation, the story is the same (North, mostly Moslems).

Let us add other key national positions such as acting Chairman, EFCC, SGF, Chief of Staff to the President, MD, NNPC, Minister of Petroleum Resources (PMB himself); Heads of DPR, PEF, NPA, FAAN, NCAA, NRC, National security, Printing and Minting company, AMCON, NDIC, NAICON, Nigeria has been totally northernised! Let us peep into NBC, NTA, INEC, FHA, FERMA, FRCN, NOA, NHIS, NTDA, TETFUND, UBEC, NPHDA, NCC, NACA, NIMET, BPE, NOSDRA, NUC, Accountant-General, NEMA, Budget office, NIRSA, and you wonder if we are in the “Northern Republic of Nigeria”, or “Federal Republic of the North”, or Republic of Northern Nigeria”. It is so ugly, so nauseating, so dirty. It means that those who determine the security direction and fate of Nigeria can hold a meeting of the security situation of Nigeria and speak only the language of Hausa, in a country of 374 ethnic groups (Otite onigu); or 480 ethnic groups (M. Onwuejeogwu), that speak about 520 languages, out of which 9 have become extinct."

Me: The Tribalist-in-Chief has become paranoid and deranged. Nepotism has been elevated to state policy under the embodiment of parochialism called Buhari. Nigeria has been reduced to ethno-religious enclave of a ultra-conservative, chauvinistic Fulani cabal in the Aso Villa, while the sophisticated morons and demented buffoons in the South, are busy justifying their own enslavement and domination.

Will Nigeria survive Buhari's re-election?
Capital- NO. We should now know where we are, either to still foolishly cast vote for him. A stitch in time---saves nine.
so he is not jubrin from Sudan again? una funny. most of nairalanders who were shouting jubrin don take style dump that name.
PoliticsRe: Nobody Can Turn Buhari Against Me – Amosun by asmovic(m): 7:42am On Jan 15, 2019
post=74772977:
Great words coming Amosun.
for your mind.
EducationRe: Secondary School Boys Excited As They Go On Suspension (Photo) by asmovic(m): 12:23pm On Jan 14, 2019
Authoreety:
Before nko

Who school epp?
it helped and still helping me.
CrimeRe: Man Commits Suicide By Hanging In Lagos (Photo) by asmovic(m): 4:43pm On Jan 12, 2019
ceejayMAX:
E no go beta for BUHARI
see you wey e beta for.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Army Buries 14 Soldiers Killed By Boko Haram by asmovic(m): 11:29pm On Jan 11, 2019
Alepa:
Are you actually stupid ? Or are you pretending to be?
its glaring the stupidity is real!
CrimeRe: Nigerian Army Buries 14 Soldiers Killed By Boko Haram by asmovic(m): 11:27pm On Jan 11, 2019
zincnike:
dem Neva dy die sef more will die (nonsense) you think say na animals u kill 4 east during python dance
army ......ntoooo ....
i know so many of your kindred in the Nigerian Army. don't kill yourself over tribalism.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Army Buries 14 Soldiers Killed By Boko Haram by asmovic(m): 11:23pm On Jan 11, 2019
GODWINLOWSKI:
grin Well done boko, armies will pay 15 times the soul they killed in Biafra land
savage!
PoliticsRe: Masked Policemen Storm Clinic, Evacuate Dino Melaye by asmovic(m): 6:29pm On Jan 11, 2019
SolelySolar:
Say no to Tyranny!

Say No To Tyranny!!

SAY NO TO TYRANNY!!!

injustice To One is Injustice To All.

Its Dino Today, it might be anyone of us Tomorrow.
any of who? am i occupying his seat? do i divert public funds to private use? was i given money to develop my constituency and i sat on it? do i abuse the government? do i go about with thugs shooting indiscriminately? etc
so why will it be me? let him go and face the law.
CelebritiesRe: Duncan Mighty And Wife Expecting Twins! by asmovic(m): 5:15pm On Jan 09, 2019
Victorious1000:
Congrats, I've always wanted a twin also

Hopefully It's made possible cheesy
God will surely give you your heart desires. this is coming from me a father to two identical twins.
CelebritiesRe: Fans React As Davido Meets Ikorodu Bois Who Often Mimic Him by asmovic(m): 5:12pm On Jan 09, 2019
tgmservice:
Pls ikorodu boys go to school and learn something beta

I don't know what people find amusing in this mimicking shiit
your opinion not the fact. what you find disgusting, is amazing to someone else.
CrimeRe: Alexia Mupende Killed By Housemaid In Rwanda (Pics) by asmovic(m): 5:07pm On Jan 09, 2019
CreepyBlackpool:
the fiance connived with the maid to kill her so they can elope.

Simple
some people sha! if they hear 'A', they add, 'B, C, D.... Z '
CrimeRe: Bayelsa Chief Son’s Hand Hacked With Machete During Fight. Graphic Pics by asmovic(m): 5:03pm On Jan 09, 2019
ChiefAzubuike:
Make sure after amputation you bury am well under sand coz if Yoruba man see am , OYO na your case..
what a pity! a lot are suffering from tribal amnesia.
TravelRe: Accident Victim At Elohor Clinic Agbarho, Do You Know Him? by asmovic(m): 6:13am On Jan 09, 2019
zlantanfan:
I don't "nose" him
look for means to upgrade your IQ. it's outdated.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Is Pretending To Be Ill, All Tests Is Negative - Police by asmovic(m): 3:01pm On Jan 07, 2019
Biafrawillcome:
Asari Dokubor has warned that we IPOB should never allow anything happen to Dino Malaye. He is a PDP man and our great supporter. Watch Asari below let us stand with Dino Malaye

#IPOBSTANDSWITHDINO



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcmt_ZZQpHw
why are you swallowing paracetamol on another person's headache? we that he is representing says we don't want him again. abi when did your constituency became embedded in kogi West?
TravelRe: Plane Suffers A Blowout During Takeoff In Abuja by asmovic(m): 1:01pm On Jan 07, 2019
EbukaHades10:
So no vulcanizer dey around to pump the tyre?

Even if vulca no dey,them no fit carry the thing go vulca shop?
funny you. make you find jerk and wheel spanner go help dem commot the tyre. just fain big stone take support the hub.. lolzzz
CrimeRe: How Armed Robbers Killed My Mother On New Year Day - Nigerian Lady by asmovic(m): 5:20pm On Jan 06, 2019
hatchy:
Chai!

This is too heavy for someone to bear. It will remain ever fresh in her memories till she meets her maker.

RIP to the dead and I pray God give the family the fortitude to bear this untimely and wickedness death.

God punish Buhari there.
i don't want to refer to you as being heartless. someone is grieving and you are here secreting bile. what has buhari got to do with this? for once, try and empathise not sympathise. they are two different words.
WebmastersRe: Who Else Have Noticed That Some Sites Don't Open On Chrome? by asmovic(m): 7:34am On Jan 04, 2019
oka4ugoo:
Congrats bro. I'm coming for my biscuits and fanta.
haa! they are two years plus o.
WebmastersRe: Who Else Have Noticed That Some Sites Don't Open On Chrome? by asmovic(m): 11:14pm On Jan 03, 2019
oka4ugoo:
I noticed it. Even my girlfriend no dey gree open again.

Meanwhile, my neighbour wife delivered twin (two bouncing baby boys). But the problem na their dates of birth.

One was born last year (31/12/2018) at about 11:55 pm and the second one this year (1/1/2019) at about 12:03 am)

Now my neighbour is confused and has been in loggerhead with the hospital authorities as to the date to registered in the birth certificates as he can't afford to celebrate their children (twins supposedly) birth on two different days and years.

I dey my house now dey wait for them to come house come share us biscuits and fanta.
thank God say my own twins no be like that. they are boys too. but same month and year. wishing you twins too.
CelebritiesRe: DJ Xgee Committing Suicide: Blogger Joel Williams Blames Nigerians & DJ Family by asmovic(m): 10:48am On Jan 03, 2019
momove4real25:
As young as this Joel is God gave him wisdom. Agba o kan ogbon ori. Rip to that DJ.
what did he say that impressed you? is it blaming of Nigerians which you are part of? where was he too when the dj wanted to commit suicide? who is a witch or wizard that will know when someone wants to commit suicide.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Calls Out Lady In Front Of Congregation Over Her Unusual Hairstyle.Photos by asmovic(m): 9:00pm On Jan 02, 2019
kkins25:
well done sir. Yous who knows Better. Why haven't you told God to end asuustrike1 since you know him so well.
i beg leave my friend asuustrike o. at least ASUU is still on strike.
CrimeRe: Man Steals Chicken And Turkey From Restaurant On New Year’s Eve. Photo by asmovic(m): 6:49pm On Jan 02, 2019
ainas247:
True.. But some neighbours won't give food.. grin
haba how many places will he go for food? at least one neighbor will do. how many plates him go chop? lolzz
CrimeRe: Man Steals Chicken And Turkey From Restaurant On New Year’s Eve. Photo by asmovic(m): 1:00pm On Jan 02, 2019
Teegold90:
Naa PMB course I'm.
learn how to type 'cause' first before you blame Buhari.
CrimeRe: Man Steals Chicken And Turkey From Restaurant On New Year’s Eve. Photo by asmovic(m): 12:58pm On Jan 02, 2019
ainas247:
I can't be mad at people who steals food.. They are hungry that's why..
If I was there I would have paid for it and let him have it.
....
Dominate Google page one with your business see results in my profile guaranteed
i don't believe he is hungry. he just want to cook new year food like his neighbors. he doesn't need to commit crime because of that. the neighbors will be willingly ready to give him food to the fullest. this is a festive period where food flows. it's not by force to copy others if you don't have the means.
PoliticsRe: Just In: I’m Not In Abuja, But Monitoring - Melaye by asmovic(m): 5:09pm On Dec 28, 2018
eyeview:
Dino my guy,
When you are in front, they will be at the back, when they are in front, you will be at the back.
With your eyes, you will see their end.
are you from his constituency? I am. you might have your reasons for typing this. i have my reasons for asking too.
FamilyRe: Nigerians Advised To Buy Black Dolls For Their Kids. See Reactions by asmovic(m): 10:12am On Dec 28, 2018
asuustrike1:
Sorry to have responded that way. How you dey?
am good compliments of the season!
FamilyRe: Nigerians Advised To Buy Black Dolls For Their Kids. See Reactions by asmovic(m): 4:52am On Dec 28, 2018
asuustrike1:
Very stupid assertion. Am out of school before this menace occurred
just playing on words and you flared up. is the strike not ASUU's? does any strike make sense? Definitely, this ASUU strike doesn't.
FamilyRe: Nigerians Advised To Buy Black Dolls For Their Kids. See Reactions by asmovic(m): 10:57pm On Dec 27, 2018
asuustrike1:
Where can I get this doll for my cousins?
make govt answer ASUU o. honestly, this asuustrike no make sense.. lolzz.
FamilyRe: Nigerians Advised To Buy Black Dolls For Their Kids. See Reactions by asmovic(m): 10:55pm On Dec 27, 2018
Iamdmentor1:
This is a nice idea that can be executed more intelligently. I'd buy it after fervent prayers.
fervent prayers on top say you wan buy those horrible things? it's better you pray to be led by the holy spirit to toys you will forever be grateful for. Cheers!
PoliticsRe: Chinomso Prince Egbuchere Finds Biafran Pounds His Grandfather Hid In Ceiling by asmovic(m): 1:28pm On Dec 26, 2018
helinues:
Hey yeah. Smart old man

But the money is useless like a tissue paper
tissue paper still has value. at least, we wipe our bumbums with it. but those papers in the picture, valueless.
FoodRe: Name The Food You Hate, But Other People Like Eating It by asmovic(m): 11:22pm On Dec 25, 2018
BusinessHub1:
Lol...I hate that stuff o
na wa o. anyway, one man's meat is another man's poison. i love beans die.
FoodRe: Name The Food You Hate, But Other People Like Eating It by asmovic(m): 11:30am On Dec 25, 2018
BusinessHub1:
Ewa
haba! my best food.

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