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Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Flies A Heavy Supersonic Nuclear Bomber Amid NATO Tensions (Video, Pics) by AssCraver: 7:13pm On Feb 23, 2024
CSTRR:
Russia right now is like Sparta.
A poor military State, and nothing more.

When it could be like Rome.
An economic and military superpower like the United States.
Very good analogy
CelebritiesRe: Gift Okpara (2Baba) Shot Dead In Rivers State by AssCraver: 7:27pm On Feb 19, 2024
H
post=128537823:
Another criminal, kidnapper gone,
More to come.

Deaths to all animals like this disturbing the peace of our darling nation.

Brutal deaths to all terrorists (boko haram and ipob).

Peace shall reign in our darling nation ✨️
You’re still myopic. That’s what being an APC stooge can do to you.

Don’t you know his sponsors just created an avenue for him to disappear into oblivion with this news of fake death. The dude could be chilling in Maldives by now 😂
PropertiesRe: Cement Price Surges To N15,000 In Abuja by AssCraver: 10:50pm On Feb 17, 2024
MemphitzDgreat1:
But wait ooooooo!!!
I just dey vex after watching the video as that guy flog Helinues as he dey struggle to collect im N100 bread for Lagos island day before yesterday. Helinues for just tell am say he be JAGABANtist supporter naaaaa!!!😟
I’m sure hunger has silenced Helinues finally
PropertiesRe: This Apartment Is An Example Of ‘Don’t Judge A Book By Its Cover’ (Pix, Video) by AssCraver: 7:13pm On Feb 17, 2024
Nonexisting:
Poor people are very myopic. While the rich make, save and invest, the poor spend the little they make on frivolities. Why someone will rent a house and upgrade it when he should be thinking of building his own is something I still can't figure.
Shut up my fren. Forming rubbish woke. What’s wrong in a guy making nothing out of something for himself?
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Given Royal Welcome As He Arrives UAE & Saudi Arabia In Style (Photos) by AssCraver: 10:32pm On Dec 07, 2023
Jogs1900:
Next time,Quote like someone that is cultured.This is a public forum.
Ouch! You stink of folly. It’s written all over your comment
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Given Royal Welcome As He Arrives UAE & Saudi Arabia In Style (Photos) by AssCraver: 9:59pm On Dec 07, 2023
Jogs1900:
These guys have thrown USA under the bus by aligning with Putin
Some of u don’t think before commenting
SportsRe: Vincent Enyeama: Lille Celebrates Nigeria's Former Number 1 Goalkeeper by AssCraver: 6:49am On Dec 06, 2023
Bubu4Sea:
Igbos are blessed,

imagine that we break, who go represent the North? grin
He’s not Igbo but from Akwa Ibom. Try get sense small
PoliticsRe: I had no Conversation With Tinubu, DSS DG on tribunal cases - CJN Ariwoola by AssCraver: 3:40am On Jul 20, 2023
pandoragirigory:
We know the bereved and grieving people from Biafra Broadcasting Cooperation are responsible for the fake news
When last did u take your medication? Pls visit your psychiatrist as fast as possible before u enter main road
PoliticsRe: Increasing Petrol Price: Adewole Adebayo Shares His Opinion And Suggestions by AssCraver: 3:14am On Jul 20, 2023
Acekidc4:
Good achievement, with this your level of education maybe i will consider you for employment in my Company. I will soon open a big branch in the UK. Why not go for your PhD on time so you can automatically qualify for immediate employment.
See his cut and join English 😂 😂

Hungry bat feeding on agbado wants to open branch in UK. Company kee u dia.... You don travel pass Ogbomoso before? U dey talk of UK. Enjoy your ghetto apartment joor

Buhahahahahaha 😂 😂 😂
PoliticsRe: Increasing Petrol Price: Adewole Adebayo Shares His Opinion And Suggestions by AssCraver: 2:57am On Jul 20, 2023
Zupay:
You still dey learn work for sycophancy, you no go ever scale ' records......guy SAI BABAed for 8 solid years, out of that 8 years, I used 3 years to obtain a Bachelors degree, I year for a Msc, got my UK skilled worker visa and would have gotten a PhD in 3 years if I had interest........reality has humbled , so kwatinue! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
And all these while u were achieving all these, till today, is still grilling roasted vultures 😂
PoliticsRe: Increasing Petrol Price: Adewole Adebayo Shares His Opinion And Suggestions by AssCraver: 2:47am On Jul 20, 2023
Acekidc4:
Calm down Calm down everybody, Weeping might linger on in the Night but Joy Cometh in the Morning........... Tinubu is the Joy that Cometh in the Morning.

Enough of all this stupid talk of crying or shegelization, Na Lazy and unproductive People dey complain, moreover shey Na Tinubu cause una Suffer Nihuh Every small thing Tinubu.......... Rubbish, my friend Goan hustle hard and Smart. Na everything Government go dey do for una.
Well said my fellow Ronu banza agbadorian. Thank u for posting what we discussed on our Ronu group chat
PoliticsRe: Increasing Petrol Price: Adewole Adebayo Shares His Opinion And Suggestions by AssCraver: 2:44am On Jul 20, 2023
This is a fake Yoruba man. He must be an Omo ale. He is an Ipob member.

Moh247 fredoooooo yarimo don’t u all think so?

😂
PoliticsRe: All Eyes On The Judiciary Billboard Seen Benin by AssCraver: 2:28am On Jul 20, 2023
keymatt:
Tinubu the armed robber will soon be expelled from Aso Rock!!!!!! 🙌 😎😎😎😎😎😎


Modified:
To u.rchins quoting me, hope your agbado ID cards is serving you well in this era of renewed SHEGE in fuel price grin grin grin grin
In case you don't know, when you get to the filing station, just flash your agbado card confidently to the attendants and you'll be given fuel at N200 per Litre. As a bonafide Urchiin, you'll get cheap fuel ⛽ anywhere in Nigeria. cheesy
This is the card. I learnt it serves them well. We obedients need to get this card too so we can buy things cheaper

PhonesRe: WhatsApp Is Back And Working Perfectly Now by AssCraver: 1:21am On Jul 20, 2023
saphiere:
Rubbish.
If a woman was in charge of the App I don't think all these nonsense would have happened. I just detest men for real.
Ya mumu neva do?
SportsRe: Tobi Amusan charged for missing 3 doping tests by AssCraver: 3:04pm On Jul 19, 2023
zangaozanga:
obifraud is the fool
Yes we agree. But how much are u buying fuel now 😂 😂
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Will Not Attend BRICS Summit - South Africa Govt by AssCraver: 3:01pm On Jul 19, 2023
naijapips04:
Trust Me. Putin is not a coward. This withdrawal is for the sake of South Africa.
Story! Putin is a retarded coward. American government officials have visited Ukraine despite Russia’s threats against it.

The earlier u learn Putin is a toothless rabid dog, the better for u Putin bots
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Will Not Attend BRICS Summit - South Africa Govt by AssCraver: 2:59pm On Jul 19, 2023
Masterviolence:
I really don't know why there are so many noise about Putin going to SA.


Putin will go to South Africa and nothing will happen.
Even if the u.s was a member of the ICC and Putin visited Washington I don't think the u.s is crazy enough to arrest Putin.

We are not taking about mere leaders here, or are we talking about Muammar Gaddafi or Saddam Hussein we are talking about Putin
The most powerful leader on earth.


Because of this noise i can bet on it that Putin will go to SA.
Except there's an adjustment somewhere.
Putin most powerful leader on earth?
Buhahahahahaha 😂 😂 😂 kids everywhere
PoliticsRe: Stephen Mouka: Obidients Ridiculed As "Eluuu-P" Singer Was Spotted In Workshop by AssCraver: 7:43pm On Jul 09, 2023
If they tell them how much that small shop raises in a month, they will faint. That’s why they keep asking for the source of Igbo’s wealth in Lagos State
PoliticsRe: Stephen Mouka: Obidients Ridiculed As "Eluuu-P" Singer Was Spotted In Workshop by AssCraver: 7:37pm On Jul 09, 2023
Ezeama400:
Get closer to Igbo man to teach you how money is made... It's not by location of your business, but your network..

Ask yourself why they succeed with 2 by 2 shop

Lol.. No wonder your type call those that are wealthy rituallist because you are still wondering how they made it with 2 by 2 shops..

If Business is by locations and how big your shop Is, Yorubas would have measured up with Igbos in Lagos long time ago in business.. There is a reason Igbos are dominating In Lagos market in Lagos

Oh, you think your people don't want to dominate Lagos major market ?..

Ur reasoning though!!
I love this your response.... well said
RomanceRe: How I Used Civil Defence To Collect Back The Phone My Brother Bought For A Girl by AssCraver: 5:58pm On Jul 09, 2023
ideatoprince18:
May the reason why lady collected a phone his brother bought for a lady favor she and her family
God! I’m having headache already from reading this... someone help me
RomanceRe: How I Used Civil Defence To Collect Back The Phone My Brother Bought For A Girl by AssCraver: 5:57pm On Jul 09, 2023
turmacs:
Just look at how this foolish criminal is confessing to crime..Openly admiting to falsely framing someone of theft and forcefully taking their property, agbaya......Even though the phone collector is a woman, some useless men are like that too, they just don't have sense and saying they behave like small pikin is an insult to children... Broke and insecure men everywhere. Na Una mate dey buy GLE Benz for their babes for Festac here, na your mate dey build mansion dash woman.. Ordinary Tecno phone wey no reach 50k na him Una go dey carry Soldier go collect from a woman.. I don't have much to say but I have an advice for the ladies here, avoid broke men like plague, avoid them like cancer.. Sometimes too much suffering and poverty really messes with their brain and affects how they think, nonsense..Any guy above 23 years old that doesn't have a car, a House and 50+ million in the bank is a failure, avoid them for your own good and mental health.. A word is enough for the wise...
How many cars does your father have? Ode!! Impoverished animal
PoliticsRe: Names Of Ex-Governors Receiving Pensions In 10th Senate by AssCraver: 11:59pm On Jul 08, 2023
MisterBanny:
You're beginning to get boring with this Nonsense
Don’t tell him that nonsense. because it will favour we and our family 😂
PoliticsRe: Names Of Ex-Governors Receiving Pensions In 10th Senate by AssCraver: 11:58pm On Jul 08, 2023
MorataFC:
Smh, is Obi in the senate?
He still doesn’t collect pension as an ex governor
PoliticsRe: Names Of Ex-Governors Receiving Pensions In 10th Senate by AssCraver: 11:57pm On Jul 08, 2023
Advancedpenis:
Wow and the names of nairaland ronu banzas are missing?


Helinues get that pepper ass in here
That guy from the tribe of pepper munching monsters 😂
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Forgery, Electoral Fraud Provoked Mmesoma Into Forgery: Aisha Yesufu by AssCraver: 11:51pm On Jul 08, 2023
Ikaeniyan0:
It seems these woman is going insane
because she said the truth?
EducationRe: Nigerian CEO Rewards JAMB Top Scorer Kamsiyochukwu Umeh With N2.5 Million(Photo) by AssCraver: 1:35pm On Jul 08, 2023
iLoveYouToo:
Congratulations to the authentic MVP. The other one finally not only shamed herself but entire tribe.
And this authentic MVP also elevated that same tribe. Try get sense
EducationRe: JAMB Best Candidate, Kamsiyochukwu Umeh, Arise TV Interview (Video, Photos) by AssCraver: 7:52pm On Jul 07, 2023
sweetjohn:
The only thing yoruba take pass igbo is tribalism, agbeoroism, jealousy and foolishness and inferiority complex.
And Guinness World Records madness 😆
EducationRe: Ejikeme Mmesoma’s Result Is Fake! Nothing To Investigate- Olabisi Deji-Folutile by AssCraver: 2:53pm On Jul 07, 2023
Pepperdemisback:
Stella Oduah forged results, she has 2 P.s. in CRS and Igbo. Who jailed her?
Atleast there was a result which she presented. But Tilumbu and Buhari presented nothing. Absolutely nothing!

According to Tilumbu.... the military has his result 😂 abeg shift make I laff well

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