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[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]I'm not. Wish I could show you our text conversations lol.
Today, this morning at 7am:

Him: Careful, I might just hook you again
Me: I don't think so

I'm nice and respectful with my replies. Period, because he's a nice fellow.
I prefer taller guys with muscles, there lies his problem [/quote]Ouch. It seems harsh

What is his problem? He isnt tall, or he lacks muscles? He can work on the muscles part.

lynpetra: Seriously,is there anything like that?if there is then I seriously wud never do that!Open marriage ke? .

Open relationship is mostly sexual,same for closed too

There is open marriage. It works too

lynpetra: Because his peeeeepeee suddenly shrinks? naaaaah!I wud cherish my hubby down to his gray hairs

What if he becomes impotent... or it does shrink... or you become ... err... larger after child birth

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..nah bro!! ..Rokiatu is a nice babe and a wifey material. .. we juss friends [/quote]

rokiatu: Like Mr corck said, we are just friends. I am serious wifey material

Thou doth protest too much

Ok you are friends

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Meaning you're nice as a brother figure, nothing more.

I got many of them in my life.

My ex became a "you're nice" after we broke up. I'm still talking to him as a friend, but he thinks we're going to be back to what we were.

Nah ngga, "you're nice".

I like nice guys, but some are just too sweet. They give me toothache.[/quote]

Let the poor dude know that there is no hope of a reunion. No need to lead him on.

But yes, you are right. I got two in my time. I converted one

lynpetra: "open relationship isn't all about sexual satisfaction. IMO is all about either playing out cos I don't need anything serious,free to do whatever and since its not fair to pretend to love a man when you don't,its better to introduce esp if I fancy him enough!

Huh....

Marriage is serious. Love must at least be there... especially in an open marriage. And open relationship is mostly sexual. Why else would anyone go into it?

rokiatu: Rumor has it.

Rumor eh.... hmmm..... experience is the best teacher. I bet you have some serious experience

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]rokiatu(f


...Bro watch out..Rokiatu has a serrrious Nyansh wit only 2 tatoo's...she one ofthe hottest females on Nairaland..truss me! [/quote]Only 2? I thought she had more. With that size she can fit up to 8 on each bum cheek

rokiatu: That butt ain't that big what are u on about? and Mr coc..k has a 17 inches di..ck by the way.

Are you talking from experience? Is yours bigger

Mr cork has a 17.. ... then again, how do you know, are you talking from experience

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..Corrrection: ..u dont swaallow.. and by the way, do u people in Nigeria tink Tatoo is juju related? (no oofeinse) [/quote]The massive batty could swallow you whole I mean.

I dont like tattoos... too chavvy

(Sorry Idowuogbo )

lynpetra: Lol!I won't miss it.
Would I love him?Anyways love isn't the only criteria for me to get married.Been in love 2ice in my life,the second came 6 yrs after I broke with the first.In both cases,I walked...I can love so damn much and still walk if need be.A man's personality is wat makes me stay,not entirely love.

But you still need love right? Also, how do you know you wont "miss it"? It must be enjoyable for you to be in it. To just stop... for 1 dude. What if things get tough after the kids and he no longer ... errr..... satisfies you?

vizboy: go do b.reas.t transplant with your sis own

If she dumps him afterwards will his sister get her boobs back?

Is it wrong to go to different churches? Can one go to Winners this week and then MFM the next?

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]OP i thought you was a Pagan? why are you following me then[/quote]He is planning to kidnap you and have you exorcised

@OP: Now this is just plain silly. It makes Christians look dumb. Some basic and pointless maths to support Christianity... huh

striktlymi: Very nice!

SMH

I expected better of you.

Idowuogbo: Pink dolphins? Wtf? Lmao!

You'd be surprised... the sort of disney stuff that people tattoo on themselves.

silvertuke: Please I don't seem to understand what you are trying to say. can you please explain again.

Lol

Adetundeyyy: Hi good ladies of nairaland, please I really need help, my girlfriend's bosom is ridiculously small. I love her so much that at first I thought I'd get used to it but now it's so bad that I can't even remember if I have ever imagined having x with her.. I mean it's so small that her bra is just like the ay in okay cos it's holding nothing. I know sometimes she cries and ask why her.. she is beautiful my best and happiest times are when we are together we play a lot and always laugh but I really need her to have a bosom.

Please is there anyone that can like pull an alibaba and borrow her a bosom for me for like a day?

Maybe you should get her a boob job. That might sort things out. But once you pay for it, men will come sniffing round and then she will cheat on you and then leave you .

If she did that, can you legally request the boobs back? Just wondering

Idowuogbo: Small.

Small and dolphins,

Cool

But I hope it is actually blue/grey dolphins and not some girlie colour like pink

Godson201333: This is just an action film,,,,Please insert disc 2

You mean disc 5. Lol

Why doesnt nollywood use dual layer DVDs or BLuray... or even DVD? Why is it still Vcd?

Nwa Teacher: You shouldn't be happy on other people's problem. This is a national problem that even concern your sisters or cousin sisters. So don't joke with it because is a problem that needs urgent solution

So what is your solution?

Idowuogbo: ^ pardon? Me? Lie? Smh! If u say so!

So what type is it? What pattern, design style etc? Is it big or small?

Idowuogbo: Na! I had it done 5yrs ago, I'm healed and looking sexellency.

Why lie babes? You aint got a tattoo yet. That is why you are asking? I can guarantee that. We can always acid test it of course...

Idowuogbo: For ya mind! U think say na person wey dey draw tribal mark tatt me?

If she reacted, then you will react too .

Your big booty will become even bigger

rigormortis: cant see her when you off the light

That is even worse, you will feel her muscular, hairy body. That is too close to gay se.x.

Olumogun: A CHRISTIAN MAN who just got wedded last weekend has discovered that his betrothed wife is an HERMAPHRODITE.Is there any known solution please?
What should he do?

Interesting....

A haemaphrodite (intersex) or a sex change former male person. The two are different. I wouldnt lose sleep over the first one

Idowuogbo: I got one already

Good for you

Prepare for it to increase to x10

Idowuogbo: Quick quest, na naija dem tatt am?

Do you want one? IF you aint got booty like that then maybe its a no go

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..its nice mennnnnn...it makes it looook more edible! [/quote]Edible? It could swallow anyone whole

Is online romance cheating? I better go and kick my wife out of the house for cheating on me with 100s of dudes

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...Not sure wot the big deal is..I have 8 tatoos so far on my body inludin 3 on my back & one on my neck... U people never seen Tatoo in Nigeria? [/quote]It is the Nyansh that is causing the turmoil

Godson201333: Lol Lol But sperm is free of charge naw,You are truly GREEDY

Share and share alike

vizboy: 11. Women are a pain in the ass

And the sweetest thing too

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..kaiiiii.. seee nyansh!!! [/quote]

pc guru: dude she was 18, I have never even "slaughtered" a babe younger than me, so meaning they were all adults. 18 is a total different ball game. now that she is 22 I don't disturb her anymore.

Ah ok. I understand. Good job

lynpetra: Why not!The difference would be that "I need to get married,as long as he loves me so much,that's all that wud matter".

So wont you miss the "open relationship" situation? Why would you settle for less? Would you also love him?

rigormortis: VERY TRUE MY BROTHER, DOESNT TAKE ONE TO BE ISAAC NEWTON TO KNOW THAT

Or Albert Einstein.

Tough muscular hands and feet,
Hairy and tough down below
Tough and very rigid bum,
Saggy A cup bosoms or droopy double i bosoms dropping to her belly bottom,
Big beer belly with lots of stretch marks,
Belly button protruding out of her belly,
Smelly bum,
Tough, Roberto Carlos legs
Extreme sweat, so no nookie where there is no Air Conditioner,
Cellulite galore all over the massive laps with lots of lumps

Any more