₦airaland Forum

Texas.Cowgirl:
I'm not. Wish I could show you our text conversations lol.
Today, this morning at 7am:

Him: Careful, I might just hook you again
Me: I don't think so

I'm nice and respectful with my replies. Period, because he's a nice fellow.
I prefer taller guys with muscles, there lies his problem

lynpetra: Seriously,is there anything like that?if there is then I seriously wud never do that!Open marriage ke? .

Open relationship is mostly sexual,same for closed too

lynpetra: Because his peeeeepeee suddenly shrinks? naaaaah!I wud cherish my hubby down to his gray hairs

-Mr Cork-:
..nah bro!! ..Rokiatu is a nice babe and a wifey material. .. we juss friends

rokiatu: Like Mr corck said, we are just friends. I am serious wifey material

Texas.Cowgirl:
Meaning you're nice as a brother figure, nothing more.

I got many of them in my life.

My ex became a "you're nice" after we broke up. I'm still talking to him as a friend, but he thinks we're going to be back to what we were.

Nah ngga, "you're nice".

I like nice guys, but some are just too sweet. They give me toothache.

lynpetra: "open relationship isn't all about sexual satisfaction. IMO is all about either playing out cos I don't need anything serious,free to do whatever and since its not fair to pretend to love a man when you don't,its better to introduce esp if I fancy him enough!

rokiatu: Rumor has it.

-Mr Cork-:
rokiatu(f


...Bro watch out..Rokiatu has a serrrious Nyansh wit only 2 tatoo's...she one ofthe hottest females on Nairaland..truss me!

rokiatu: That butt ain't that big what are u on about? and Mr coc..k has a 17 inches di..ck by the way.

-Mr Cork-:
..Corrrection: ..u dont swaallow.. and by the way, do u people in Nigeria tink Tatoo is juju related? (no oofeinse)

lynpetra: Lol!I won't miss it.
Would I love him?Anyways love isn't the only criteria for me to get married.Been in love 2ice in my life,the second came 6 yrs after I broke with the first.In both cases,I walked...I can love so damn much and still walk if need be.A man's personality is wat makes me stay,not entirely love.

vizboy: go do b.reas.t transplant with your sis own

PAGAN 9JA:
OP i thought you was a Pagan? why are you following me then

striktlymi: Very nice!

Idowuogbo: Pink dolphins? Wtf? Lmao!

silvertuke: Please I don't seem to understand what you are trying to say. can you please explain again.

Adetundeyyy: Hi good ladies of nairaland, please I really need help, my girlfriend's bosom is ridiculously small. I love her so much that at first I thought I'd get used to it but now it's so bad that I can't even remember if I have ever imagined having x with her.. I mean it's so small that her bra is just like the ay in okay cos it's holding nothing. I know sometimes she cries and ask why her.. she is beautiful my best and happiest times are when we are together we play a lot and always laugh but I really need her to have a bosom.

Please is there anyone that can like pull an alibaba and borrow her a bosom for me for like a day?

Idowuogbo: Small.

Godson201333: This is just an action film,,,,Please insert disc 2

Nwa Teacher: You shouldn't be happy on other people's problem. This is a national problem that even concern your sisters or cousin sisters. So don't joke with it because is a problem that needs urgent solution

Idowuogbo: ^ pardon? Me? Lie? Smh! If u say so!

Idowuogbo: Na! I had it done 5yrs ago, I'm healed and looking sexellency.

Idowuogbo: For ya mind! U think say na person wey dey draw tribal mark tatt me?

rigormortis: cant see her when you off the light

Olumogun: A CHRISTIAN MAN who just got wedded last weekend has discovered that his betrothed wife is an HERMAPHRODITE.Is there any known solution please?
What should he do?

Idowuogbo: I got one already

Idowuogbo: Quick quest, na naija dem tatt am?

-Mr Cork-:
..its nice mennnnnn...it makes it looook more edible!

-Mr Cork-:
...Not sure wot the big deal is..I have 8 tatoos so far on my body inludin 3 on my back & one on my neck... U people never seen Tatoo in Nigeria?

Godson201333: Lol Lol But sperm is free of charge naw,You are truly GREEDY

vizboy: 11. Women are a pain in the ass

-Mr Cork-:
..kaiiiii.. seee nyansh!!!

pc guru: dude she was 18, I have never even "slaughtered" a babe younger than me, so meaning they were all adults. 18 is a total different ball game. now that she is 22 I don't disturb her anymore.

lynpetra: Why not!The difference would be that "I need to get married,as long as he loves me so much,that's all that wud matter".

rigormortis: VERY TRUE MY BROTHER, DOESNT TAKE ONE TO BE ISAAC NEWTON TO KNOW THAT