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I'n fine. . Yeah i'm preparing for church. There's no light though so i'm waiting for Nepa a bit because i have to iron.

I used the usual General Maths and as for the Further maths i did f/maths in school so i didn't have to look for any textbooks for Maths for last year's Jamb. My highest score in Jamb was Math-82.
Funny enough i was expecting to score at least as high in English(cos i'm good in English) but i got 69 there. Didn't use any textbooks though. Didn't even use S.E.P or anything because S.E.P doesn'r make sense for Jamb.

@Busybody,oh well. Opportunity comes but once.
About Lord Reed,he's my egbon so i could hook you guys up,but i've already hooked him up with my bosom friend,Rokiatu.
You came late. Pele.

@shyone,i meant you said he was shorter than you.

@mrs c,yes her fiancee is. She's said so.
Btw-Hi momma!

Whoever wants to be unfaithful will be unfaithful,facebook or not. If you say don't join fb so you don't cheat on me,she'll just go ahead and sleep with her neighbor or someone instead if she really wants to cheat.
And warrahell is he will not allow her to join fb? So she needs his permission to do so? Wtf?

Why would i marry someone shorter than me? I prolly wont date a shorter guy in the first place so marriage wont be an option.
Short guy? So that he'll have to climb on stool to kiss me,shey?
I'm scared of short guys oh. Some of them have massive inferiority complexes;always overcompensating for their height deficiency.

@loveflame,go through the the pages of this page first.
@kc,i'm over it now. But i still think him asking me what he wanted to know woulda been better

. . Okay who wants to give me their yim addy?
@Lord Reed,me,encourage them? Whyever would i do that? *bats eyelashes*

@ola,okey dokey. I'll have to take your word for it.
And you really want what's best for us? Awww. . That's so sweet!

No i don't know. Bia nwoke,who should i ask?

@kc there is a lot wrong with it! I was soo annoyed when it happened!

@Ola,'mouth-wateringly brilliant',eh? You know how they say flattery will get you everywhere? Well they're right. . .
@Stevet,busybody II,eehn kwaa?
@ola again,please i don't like guys who send their friends/elder brothers to come and toast me.

@Stevet,thanks hon. . Which school did you get into?

Kunbee:
Indomie abi

Water abi?
Nobody boils water like kc. .

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=519155.msg7758267#msg7758267 date=1298070531]Am here too. If any boy as much as smiles at you your daddy will hear o! And Banky too![/quote] . . Don't make me laugh too loud Reed! Do you want to wake Banky? Don't you know he's a light sleeper?
P.s-They won't smile at me.
Double P.s-Awon boyzi-have you heard? No smiling when Lord Reed is on duty!

@omolola,it's a bit of both-i'm selective and i'm just not ready for it yet. I'm not ready to start having sex,get pregnant,drop out of school and work at a burger place for the rest of my life. . LOl. I just have soo much going on in my life right now and i feel like i should concentrate on one thing before i get into another. @Mrs C,hey momma! I needed to get it out when i first posted this-the pressure was subtly influencing me;like a body would ask whether i was single and i'd say it's complicated-just to avoid all those unbelieving looks. But,i'm prolly more aware of my future and how the choices i make now will affect that future than most people my age;y'know,being such a genius and all. Wisdom comes with the territory. . *grin*. I guess if a good guy comes along in a while,i might change my mind. I dunno,but i really don't want Mr. Right to show up just yet because i wouldn't know what to do with him.

@ola,i've been real busy today so i'm just coming online. I've posted a reply on that topic.

. . @ola and stevet,i'm here now! What is it you wanted to tell me?

@tboy,hi! It's been a while. Where did you dissappear to? Got Economics and Statistics sha,the course i went in for.

@wackyj,ok lemme go check the last two pages.

okay so today i printed out the jamb provisional letter of admission only to find out that they said congrats for gaining admission into Auchi poly. But uniben was my first choice and i gained admission for it-i've already printed out the admission profile and whatnot which clearly states that i have gained admission into Uniben. So i don't get it-warrahell is Auchi poly doing on the Jamb provisional slip?

Do i like him or am i just having fun?
Lef mata for Matthias and answer my queshun

roymary:
Still bragging [b]Atreides [/b]is here, i will blow your cable o

talk naa. .

roymary:


Nah! I'm not jealous o. Just dont wanna blackmail you or i will tell her about pweety, ? Make i talk?

Who's pweety? Oya talk oh. . .

koolchicco:
Na lie biko, how can that be when I only seated for a time?

[s]Maybe your talking bout Mr.Cork or Dsense? [/s]

loool. . Na corky. . He wrote Jamb 5 times so tey Jamb give am Jamb T-shirt before he passed canal go Canada. .

Yes naa. . I asked you to be my val and you left me hanging

koolchicco:
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Try another test

Esosa, I don't do Yes/NO answers hence I failed my JAMB examination.

You failed your JAMB? Yeees,now i remember. . No be you Jamb give 'thank-you for your patronage' t-shirt?

I don't know about other unis for sure but i suspect it. And yes,i suppose i could be a cultist-i've got my babalawo on speed dial,afterall.
I know you wont tell on me. . I trust you with my life.
Btw,how come you didn't answer my proposal on the Val's day thread?

School never start proper-clearance is still on-going.
I actually have to go to court today-to swear some affidavits and other such nonsense.
Imagine,they said we should swear affidavits of non-membership to secret cults. As if i will tell them i'm a cultist if i really am in a secret cult. Steewpid people.

koolchicco:
Lol. Esosa, I knw you'd never believe me but I DONT LIE!

Still in doubt? Put me to test already.

bia nwoke,arrange yaself oh. By saying you don't lie you have already lied!
Lemme put you to the test. .
Do you think my awesomeness is beyond any scale known to man and that i'm the best thing since sliced bread? Answer Yes or No.

Some person on here downloaded the pic and was mailing me like crazy(there was a time i didn't hide my email). No be my picshure dem go use take do ritual. . Lol.
Those darn moderators! Dem no dey fear face?