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@OP,

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Slept. Ignored everyone who texted me and those around me. Ate and watched movies. . .slept. [/color]

Same. Except i had to go out to buy fuel . And cook . So my plans were interrupted twice. Other than that,i had a long day of blissful nothingness.

Ivynwa:
   

Ladies! All the ladies!
Ivynwa strolls into the ladies club, pours herself a glass of Baylis and sits beside Missy B and Gestapo sipping her drink and gisting the ladies
Don't I like you realistic ladies that are freeminded and open hearted. It's nice to come across your thread ladies, just the kind of place I was thinking about today where single ladies can chill out and get real. My own sef don tire me o because my baby fever transcends the need for a partner sef.

The last time I opened my mouth to say how much I want a family I nearly had sands poured on me-o-o-o, e be like say some naija no like make ladies dey talk their mind. I even don get told what nobody has ever been told in this world in this nairaland all because I never follow ibem fa(others) find husband sef.

I know say naija no dey get respect for unmarried ladies but I never knew that things don spoil finish and people don get bad minded to the point wey married ladies can ever open their mouth to yab a single person all kind of thing like, "boyfriend you no get, relationship you no get, menopause don approach you finish". Dem even add one year on top of my age come describe lekpa shandy like me like some old woman to paint me black" all because person never marry and to think that nobody told me "sorry" over that in this nairaland sef, e tire me. Ivynwa sniffs    Ya diba (Let it be) It is well with us -o-o in Jesus name my sisters, somebody shout Amen! Glory!    Am I getting a welcome or a hug or something? 

Anyway sef I have no time to dwell in negativity, let us have these Bonnie Tyler's evergreen songs to make us feel more yori yori sef, no be only people wey get sweetie dey feel yori yori. Happy valentine to everybody and lots of hugs and kisses too!! 



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjcy6Lztp-o&playnext=1&list=PL91F24AC1324BF714


@Miss Gestapo
The thread topic should sound positive like "Val: Those who are expecting from God or something--------" .
Don't you think that "Those who aren't expecting" sounds negative because we are actually expecting to have our sweet families very soon. Amen, Amen, Alleluiah!

Funny girl! This husband mata na serious mata! Anyway i'm single and not searching so your ration will not be reduced.

@Op,English dey hard some people sha. . Anyways it's not our first language. Well my plan for today was to lock my door and sleep through the day,and i am glad to say that aside from some minor hold-ups,everything went according to plan!

Carlosein:
i dey try for the massage thingy and not only foot

u r OYO concerning ban (not that i de fear sha o)

not only foot? Meaning what? Don't bother denying it,i know getting banned from Nl is your greatest fear.

Isn't that sexist?

MzGreat:
oju eja lo mo je! can u finish d song?

Oo ni si paper. . Next line?[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=603338.msg7729458#msg7729458 date=1297696528] Atreides<<<<<<<< Village Girls >>>>>>>>> MzGreat [/quote]You wish sweery

MzGreat:
olodo

rabata! Anything to add?

So you shop for wifey? Aww. . Sweet! Make sure you give madam a foot massage too-i hear most people with buns in their ovens need them. P.s-They cant fit to ban me again. Dem no know who i be? Besides,we're not derailing-nothing's going on.

Okay so no outing. . What are you buying for her then?

Lucky me But why are you still at home naa? Aren't you taking madam out?

*strolls in* I think i like it here. .

I'm serious naa! They said i was spamming. Anyway they've released me. I think it was the site's spambot. Wifey must be real heavy though.

Oh in that post i meant only Kenny Rogers and Jim Reeves are old school country,the rest(Carrie,Toby Keith,Keith Urban,Tim McGraw,Rascal Flatts,Taylor Swift)are new school country. My love for country wasn't instant-see my old man always plays all those Skeeter Davis,Dolly Parton ish every Saturday since i was a kid,and you have to listen to it whether you like it or not,so when he started playing Kenny Rogers,i fell in love with the genre(even though i didn't know it was country then). I still remember Lucille,Coward of the county and The Gambler. . He's so good he gives me chills. I fell in love with new school country when i heard Carrie. I LOVE Carrie! I know you don't get that,but do one thing for me,listen to So small/Before He Cheats/All American Girl/Just a dream and compare it with any of Taylor Swift's songs(if you can call the senseless stuff she makes songs). She is over-rated,IMO. I can't get why so many people who dig country think she's the best thing since sliced bread.

EseAnini

seedord247:
Then record it and use it as a ring tone

DEATH!!!! You bahd oh!

amefi:
or Intensive English book 1

Or J.E.P/Goodbye to failure in English.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=603338.msg7725039#msg7725039 date=1297630073]Chile! I almost hissed at you! Bad girl! The baby is going to be an angel. [/quote]Angel? Sure. And you're Ms Goody Two Shoes.

@Topic,Osayukidolasan. And Bamidele.

Me or goldie?

Dude i LOVE country music! There's old country and there's new country;old country would definitely be Kenny Rogers and Jim Reeves for me. I've never heard any of Keith Urban's songs. Heck,i've never heard half of the people you guys have mentioned. My fav country musician for now is Carrie Underwood. There's something so soulful about her music,so moving,and sometimes it feels like every line tugs at the strings of your heart. I also love the fact that her faith shines through most of her songs,and then some of them are s heartbreaking you almost get a tear in your eye. Almost. My fav Carrie songs are: Her debut,Jesus take the Wheel. Next,I told you so. I heard Rascal Flatts or somebody originally did the song. Then 'So small' just speaks to you and tells you that when you figure out what really matters,it makes everything else seem so small. 'Just a dream' tells us the human cost of war as seen through the eyes of a small town girl who loses the love of her life,and then if you wanna hear old school country,then a song like 'Before he Cheats' will hit the spot. I think Carrie Underwood is one of the best examples of New country. Taylor Swift doesn't count,IMO. The only good songs she's sang are Tim McGraw,Teardrops on my guitar and Crazier-everything else doesn't make sense to me. Can't figure out why she wins so many awards.

She is waiting for Mr Tall,Dark,Handsome,Dimpled,Rich,Generous,Funny etc etc,forgetting that a dream guy is almost always that-a dream, When you have unrealistic expectations you will never be satisfied.

A little Chimette unleashed into the world. . Dark days are coming. .

No i'm Mrs. Chima's firstborn. Being the firstborn means you have to deal with all your annoying sibs.

She knows what i'm talking bout.

Faher:
ooh. Boy or girl?
Wish you a safe delivery .

Both! Mr. Chima doesn't slack. I'm prolly gonna be on diaper duty until i move out. *sigh*

Thas why i said my week. New week starts on Mondays for me.

You know i'm a good girl naa. I can talk like someone who is not,but deep down,omo daa da ni mi. All my knowledge is theory. .

My week starts on Monday,so technically,peace week hasn't started yet.

I don't need magas ni. How much credit do i spend in a month? Don't i save? Don't i get an allowance? Don't i have cousins/aunts/uncles that credit me regularly? And if one boy says he wants to be paying my internet money every month,which one consain me? Since he wants to do it,the caring thing to do would be to let him. Credit is not an issue. Nobody has ever seized my phone oh,because dat one go be serious problem. Nobody fit seize am sef,not even you ID,unless you wan kpeme.

I get your point. If you're recharging them,then you can confisicate their ish until further notice. But i'm responsible for recharging my phone-popc will never give me money for credit. As long as i'm responsible for paying my phone bills,no one can come and seize it,Pere.

ol boy my waist is paining me. . I have been loosing this stupid hair for almost 3 hours. . I go jus vex and cut everything off on of these days. . Mschewww. .