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Politics / Re: Dr Fashakin Arrested By SSS by Audukaya: 6:39pm On Nov 29, 2013
arrest can't bring pdp back to life.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Wamakko, Yuguda, Rochas, Give Money To Muslim Converts by Audukaya: 7:19am On Nov 17, 2013
aaniagu: it is wrong biblical for a good xtain to support any terrorist trainee or organisation. Shame to okorocha and kalu. Were do they belong? Can ojukwu do dat?
kalu and rochas love peace but jealosy na him be your problem and who is ojukwu?
Nairaland / General / Re: What Do You Like The Most About Yourself? by Audukaya: 7:35am On Oct 11, 2013
i love my carefulness and carelessness.
Family / Re: Are You Enjoying Your Marriage? by Audukaya: 7:16pm On Oct 10, 2013
modern marriages are like businesses if there is profit it will keep on if there is non you know the answer yourself,my advise here is that if you are a man prepare your self very well educationally and otherwise,if you want to marry,chose a good family not a good face. And remember that even the devil is a student infront of a woman. Therefore be careful.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria's Middle-Class Increases By 28 percent!! by Audukaya: 8:28pm On Sep 26, 2013
shymexx:

Just as you're dead in the real sense of living because your brain cells and sense of reasoning objectively like a sane humanoid are dead...and you just exist based on the crumbs you receive. wink

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”
i didnt get ur verbal miscalculated distortions pls elucidate.
Politics / Re: Zamfara Women Protest Over Husband Scarcity by Audukaya: 7:49pm On Sep 26, 2013
according to islam by this year calculation as in gold coin value, a muslim man is to pay #9,720 only, followed by 4 representatives 2 from each family and atleast 4 other witnesses then prayers.that is the only requrement by islam.to get married, but in my hausa culture today 150,000 is the minimum requirement for you to marry from a third class family.and u have no right to say no,for that let them die with their useless culture for we are muslims,and we cant change allah's creed. If what i said is a lie to islam reply me so that i shall repent. Thank u.
Politics / Re: Zamfara Women Protest Over Husband Scarcity by Audukaya: 6:58pm On Sep 26, 2013
skyfall: They don't sound like marriage "materials." They're just looking for men to dump their wahala on.
you are partially correct.
Education / Re: Intimate Harassment In LASU! Pls Help! by Audukaya: 4:52pm On Sep 26, 2013
gifted students are mostly rude and low bright ones will lobby and cry foul latter. How many pay and go away silently?you pay only ten thousand and you are backing like a dog,dont you know that one point can stop you from getting first class?do you know how much he spends from the backyard to graduate and get the job?did you meet him face to face to complain?or you are playing naira land hero.
Career / Re: Choose Your 5 Most Powerful Skills From This List Of Skills by Audukaya: 4:36pm On Sep 26, 2013
i didnt see my own 'sign language interpretation'abi no be skill?see this village man.
Politics / Re: Interior Ministry Denies Charging N1,000 For Immigration Service Recruitment by Audukaya: 4:27pm On Sep 26, 2013
i didnt bought my certificate. How can i buy job? Let them do their work we are watching things.
Romance / Re: 5 Ways To Catch A Typical Nigerian Chic! by Audukaya: 4:20pm On Sep 26, 2013
hmm! U dont know women,the smtms think with ten brains b4 ten seconds
Nairaland / General / Re: Cheating Couple Forced To Walk Unclad In Benue State by Audukaya: 6:35pm On Sep 21, 2013
who is the oracle?
How does he became the oracle?
Is he mortal or immortal?
Is he god?
Who write the laws?
Is there room for apeal?
Is any section of that law subject to abrogation?
Does it function on non traditionalist?
Is it in line with nig.constitution?
Thank you god for bringing the white man.
Politics / Re: 24-hour Curfew Declared In Southern Kaduna by Audukaya: 7:31pm On Sep 20, 2013
as long as hausa fulanis would be refered to as settlers in nothern nigeria the so called *arna* will not finds it easy. Are they not aware that hausa fulanis are universal tribes that are respected by the five world veto powers,and that the whole world can not move without them,while the minorities can only be traced in districts and chiefdoms. Beware nigeria is after peace now.
Politics / Re: 40 Soldiers Killed, 65 Missing In Boko-Haram Ambush by Audukaya: 7:12pm On Sep 17, 2013
look! whoever cancel the initial planned operation must be a suspect of conspiracy.ther is no way some people's neglegence can make us to loose hope with our military,if bloody civilians can record success how soldiers could fail.is enough.

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Family / Re: How Do You Deal With A Child's Tantrum In Public Places? by Audukaya: 8:39pm On Sep 14, 2013
Uyi Iredia:

Na spanking is too harsh. Moreso given his age. You sef know that babies can be more bothersome than that. Here's a bit of me. At about the age of the child mentioned in the OP I had a phobia for lifts. The reason as I can articulate now was simple: when a lift starts to ascend your heart does a little fillip and this scared me and my response was to cry because I disliked the sensation. My Dad in particular suffered carrying me on lifts at that age. On one occassion I cried as loud as I could but my Dad didn't spank me. In any case I outgrew it later on. The lesson here is that there'll be some things little kids do that are embarassing but inasmuch as it is within reason, especially of the timidity we know of kids. We should give them time and encourage them to outgrow it. Beating isn't needed.
i am a train special educationist. Spear the rod and spoild the child

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Science/Technology / Re: Blobfish Voted "World's Ugliest Animal" by Audukaya: 8:22pm On Sep 14, 2013
Mr Aboki: Thats Ugly sha...






But I have some questions;

Who held the election for Worlds Ugliest animal.
Who voted in this election.
And have they seen all the animals on earth?!
and it is fair in complexion how can it be the most ugliest. Our ancestors can't take this. Thank 4 the genuine doubt
Politics / Re: Festus Odimegwu Suspended By The Federal Government by Audukaya: 9:14am On Aug 28, 2013
no matter how u put it the north is populous than the south,and what the guy said is correct there were problems during the counting. His reason for making attempt to point lagos as the populous might be due to the stance taken by the gov.of kano which is openly against his appointment. I liked him he spoke like a drunkerd i.e the truth.
Business / Re: Why Don't Vendors Participate In Environmental Sanitation? by Audukaya: 8:16pm On Aug 22, 2013
theoctopus:

What is the weekly environmental sanitation for? Have you ever wondered why the whole place is still dirty even with the so called weekly sanitation exercise. when will they stop this military inspired nonsense. Sanitation is a culture that must be taught to the people, not a military style closure of shops once a week. Go to Ghana and Togo and see if their environment is dirty. They dont do this nonsense called weekly sanitation where people will pack out the dirt in their open gutters and leave them on the road, only for it to be swept back into the gutter before the following week's sanitation exercise. What happened to

1. Dont drop stuff on the road, put them in waste bins. Government dont even provide waste bins on the roads and private companies dont provide bins in front of their premises
2. Dont throw stuff out the window.
3. There should be serious refuse disposal companies who regularly come around to pick up the dirt
4. There should be proper waste disposal equipment in public places like markets

Calabar is a very clean city and they dont need weekly sanitation to make them clean.
u hv to know that sme citizens are stubborn u need military style to control them
Religion / Re: Oro Traditionalists Perform Pastor Ajanaku 's Burial Rites by Audukaya: 7:59pm On Aug 22, 2013
if u re suprised then u re wrong,so u tink all his power is from god? Na holy juju they reign ooo!
Health / Re: Common Birth Control Myths by Audukaya: 4:02pm On Aug 22, 2013
k2039: Tell me any birth control that's 100% effective except abstinence.
sucking,hand job,leg job e t c.you may be new ma guy.
Politics / Re: Policewoman Demanding N100 In Video Is Arrested by Audukaya: 3:44pm On Aug 22, 2013
revolution is internal. said mao of china.
Science/Technology / Re: Nubrella: Hands-free Umbrella by Audukaya: 3:32pm On Aug 22, 2013
if your wife feed you is it not a hands freed feeding? Ha oyibo wayoo.
Celebrities / Re: Queen Elizabeth As A Toddler - Unseen Photos by Audukaya: 6:47pm On Aug 19, 2013
queen of all time.
Islam for Muslims / Re: 'Salat Man' Is Symbol Of Resistance For Muslims In Ethiopia by Audukaya: 4:59pm On Aug 17, 2013
Allah will fulfill his light.
Nairaland / General / Re: Hizamakura Lady's Lap-Pillow For Lonely Guys (Photos) by Audukaya: 2:37pm On Aug 16, 2013
china may soon replace women with toys for relaxation. Danger ahead! Girls watch out.

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Politics / Re: Lagos Drags Al-mustapha To Supreme Court Over Kudirat's Murder by Audukaya: 8:43pm On Aug 13, 2013
i dont support almustafa,but it seems that this yorubas dont belief in pre-destination. After supreme court they can go to hell. Sceptics.
Politics / Re: Abiola's Family Has Forgiven Al Mustapha, Others by Audukaya: 7:56am On Aug 12, 2013
their forgiveness is invalid,it came after they suffered a defeat, even god will not judge their case cos they show disbelief in destiny.
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Leader, Others Captured In Niger Republic by Audukaya: 6:23pm On Aug 03, 2013
mike404: BUHARI OR SHECOW
your cheap mom is the she cow
Politics / Re: Abubakar Shekau Removed As Boko-Haram Leader by Audukaya: 6:17pm On Aug 03, 2013
[quote author=Biodup]The new leader sheik muhammadu buhari.[you are a callouse illitrate. Villager./quote]
Science/Technology / Re: 5 Animals That Actually Never DIE! by Audukaya: 6:10pm On Aug 03, 2013
kullu man alaiha faaan. (everything must perish) said god.
Politics / Re: National Assembly Member With His Feet Up On A Chair During Recess by Audukaya: 6:00pm On Aug 03, 2013
if nig.isto be raised in asunder, tribalism and religionism must be the cause.scally waggs
Religion / Re: What Did Pope Francis Really Mean By "Who Am I To Judge Gay People"? by Audukaya: 4:34pm On Jul 30, 2013
people are surprising me, the pop had said it all but some dogmatics wanted to re-interprete the pop. Now the true colour of the church is out. Thank u lord.

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