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Politics › Re: Looters Burying Stolen Funds In Forests, Burial Grounds – FG by auhanson(m): 8:43pm On Apr 16, 2017

Archaa:
Nigeria is one of the most

U S E L E S S COUNTRY

In the world
.

No! not useless, but one of the most richest with such recovered loot that wasn't helping the economy in anyway, but just buried away. Do you imagine how much of boom such looted money would have enhanced in the economy if they were made available to the banks? So my Nigeria is not useless, but the looters. Stop condemning my country, rather condemn the looters.

Celebrities › Re: Salvation Ministries Reacts To Kemi Olunloyo's Claim On Pastor Ibiyeomie, Iyabo by auhanson(m): 1:41pm On Mar 31, 2017*

kizyalex10:
Don't be surprised that most of kemi's allegations re true,have u wondered why no one has sued her?most times we re overshadowed by religious nd other sentiment.she is d only journalist that takes d bull by d horn,nd. Spill d beans without any fear of favour or nt getting in their bad books.most times it takes d utmost professionalism to do what she is doing.maybe datz why she is d most hated journalist.am nt saying for sure that she is right or correct,but if she is wrong with the people she bleeped with nd d level of allegation she is putting up,the people wouldn't mind to sue her to clear dia names nd also make her pay dearly for it.but no,dey rather rant nd accuse her with what she did back in US nd canada.love kemi nd charlyboy,very few people love these two people,but it takes people who re matured in reasoning to like these two people.

Do you know why they never sued her?Because they left it for God the usual way, but gone are the days that you left things like that anymore because of people like you that are easily deceived by the devils lies and gimmicks. If the Pastors wont, the friends and lovers of the pastors who knows him so well would come out to deal with the situation appropriately, aside Gods judgement that is already on this cursed and devil incarnate in the person of kemi-olunloyo and her likes.

Business › Re: 10 Reasons Why Nigerians Must Start Affiliate Marketin Business Today by auhanson(m): 11:35pm On Mar 06, 2017

importexpert:
that is a major challenge i have always noticed with some Nairalanders. in the real sense they actually do not know anything but they just assume they know and start posting things that will ridicule them. thanks soo much for chipping in bro. your success is truly my pride.

You just have to take heart and encourage yourself my dear Sadiq.

I had similar or worst issues when i came all out with sincere heart to help out in Mercedes Benz Thread, because i didn't want people to suffer what i suffered initially before i broke the hard code nut of Merc ; You'll see people quote some out of context google materials that looks god to the eyes; and out of context professorial class room lectures/seminars that nver touch wheel spanners nor ever taught about the flexibility and innovations in modern automobile. It was amazing but very challenging to face those things against my well taught out, time spent, proven practical approaches, but thanks to those car owners it really favoured that would usually come to bail me out after testing my very freely given guides. So just do not worry, but encourage yourself on and on, we appreciate you for your wonderful well taught out work

When i will overcome self and time limiting factors to finish up mind i will still come to thank you.

Business › Re: Which Bank ATM Works For International Transaction by auhanson(m): 10:21pm On Mar 06, 2017

Miles300:
@ gtbank if u apply tru there internet banking platform u won't be charged $50, just 6k to get the card and annual maintaince fee and gtbank naira mastcard till work on pos and online platform but not exceeding $100 a month ..

Can one use the GTB dollar card on Paypal?

Also which banks card support Paypal?

Business › Re: 8 Mistakes I Made Starting Affiliate Marketing In Nigeria That You Should Avoid! by auhanson(m): 11:15pm On Mar 04, 2017*

Dabss:
I went to his site and what I saw was funny. For example he said he makes $20 per product, 30 sales per day and $2700 per month. Oga! You need to sale products in the of $600-1000 to make $20. You mean you sale 30 products in that range per day? This is just one example o.
Oga don't just deceive people because you want to sale your ebooks sir.

Dabss:
My people, the best way to understand affiliate marketing is through proper research (free). No successful marketer will sale you his secret for even $100.

Dabss, pls dont make jest of something you dont know. People actually makes millions from here in a single sale(eg being a MOBE affiliate), i can site you samples..

Also, there is nothing like mentorship, if you like read all and do all the research that you can, without a mentor you can never climb that height in no time. There are equivalent obstacle behind every successful moves/goals which only mentorship can scale you through such and quicken your pace else you stand frustrated despite your numerous research. Every successful great person on earth had an equivalent successful coach(s) as a mentor( be it billionaires; entrepreneur; sports, just to mention but a few)

I have bought his e-books, and i tell you, who ever would study that book and steak to his guide will become a millionaire this year. His books are truely very loaded. I bought equivalent of just one third of his material from a reknown international expert for 47 dollars for just one-third one third of his info, i repeat,( here he is giving you all for just 3k naira) and those things written in them by the international expert will not work for Nigerians because of the barriers we are being subjected to (i guess i understand Virus when mentioned relocating to US to practice his).But Jagaband has espunch some of those limitations/secrets in his book and you will definitely need his mentorship as a practicing fellow in Nigeria to submerge those barriers. I dont know him ,i have never discussed with him( except when he called me when i had difficulty downloading his e-book through the payment platform i paid with my master card), but through his books , i truly love him, and i surrender under his mentorship, though i'm yet to speak with him.

So don't misinform on what you don't know

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Business › Re: 8 Mistakes I Made Starting Affiliate Marketing In Nigeria That You Should Avoid! by auhanson(m): 10:15pm On Mar 04, 2017

virus05:
Lies my broda. Send me an email and I will send you one of my friend's Skype(USA) that makes $2000/day through affiliate marketing. He will show you via remote desktop . This one no be screenshot. So u go see and touch everything by ur self. To dey sure say no be lie. He's the one that made me to start aff marketing and gave me some tips. So stop discouraging others okay?. I think it should be part of the courses we can study in university

You are very correct my dear. I have been thinking of resigning into doing this full time...

Business › Re: 8 Mistakes I Made Starting Affiliate Marketing In Nigeria That You Should Avoid! by auhanson(m): 10:12pm On Mar 04, 2017

virus05:
.. I wasted lot of cash and time(100k+) doing testing(Bing ads/google AdWords to collect leads/seo).

Please, how did you do Bing ads/google Adwords to collect leads/seo?

Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor Used N50 Alum To Cure Her Toothache (Photos) by auhanson(m): 9:09pm On Mar 03, 2017

I think she deserved to be appreciated there than all the bullshit hatred, at least for the good peace of advice that is worth researched into, rather than abusing her irrespective of her pass. Do your research, you will see that she makes a lot of sense there and the this thread has thought some people some lessons too

Romance › Re: I'm 36 Not Sure If I Love My Fiancee And I Don't Want To Cheat On My Wife. by auhanson(m): 11:19pm On Jan 31, 2017

Two things implies here , "beauty" and "values", which one do you prefer?

Can you take beauty that may even fade later and manage values? If the beauty eventually fade , can you still love her? Or do you prefer values and manage beauty? Perhaps, the beauty may even come later as you are enjoying the values depending on how you will groom her up.

Does she have the values that can skyrocket both of you to greater height? Can you co-habit for life? If you close your eyes , can you love her values, mostly love making is in the dark, so you wouldn't see the beauty, but the values will always be there in your heart of heart when maturity set in.

Another way , does the beauty have values you can co-habit with? does she loves you? If you close your eyes to that beauty(as love making most times are in the dark), could you love her for who she is? This is where maturity set in for your decision taking. It's a simple thing , don't make it look hard. No one will take this decision for you but you, its a lifetime thing.

Beauty should not be the determining factor, but true values and love, if beauty comes in at the onset, then it is a plus, but that do hardly happen in most cases, other stronger factors are usually sacrificed for the beauty which may eventually lead to an enduring nightmare you may have to live with for the rest of your life. Also, in most cases the beauty may be very much hidden, when all other factors are ok, you suddenly see it sprank in a matter of time and you start thanking God that you got your choices right. Even at that, not so "beauty" too may also not have the values as well.

So you are to watch out for values and love, and be sure that both of you can enhance each other to achieve your dreams in life. So, pray for divine direction, Period!

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Christianity Etc › Re: Just How Big Do You Think Bishop Oyedepo's Ministry Is? by auhanson(m): 11:23pm On Jan 30, 2017*

Sleekymag, God bless you for this info, i doff my cap for this man; i'm really proud of him; and hold him in very high esteem.. many cant have such zeal.

If Nigerians ever had this kind of vision and worked towards it loke this , by now poverty would have been eradicated a long way as it is in the US. He is a rare Gem, and never relented in his hardworking effort.

I read very few about him with great admiration but never knew he is this great. God bless him more, and use him to multiply many more clergy and ordinary people as well in Nigeria, inorder to erradicate poverty at barest minimum. He has invested so much on our soil and employed so many, how i wish our wealthy men and politician could have done same to create more jobs within the private sector, by now things would have changed, rather than starching the money away in foreign banks to grow foreign economy leaving us in abject poverty with our stolen crude oil money over the years. We have far more wealthy men and "thieve" politicians . What have they done with our money in our land?

God bless you and bless him more and enable him continue more and more in his lifetime. This is the most inspiring thing i have ever read today. I am really humbled, but with so much hunger for this kind of greatness. So unsual of a private Nigerian, that is not in government.

Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by auhanson(m): 4:30pm On Jul 14, 2016*

kingreign:
where is your location?
You need to check fuses and others before judging the SAM to be bad.

Kingreign has almost said it all, since it is a rain issue.

Also i will add, from experiences with these cars, check to make sure that current passes to your plugs via ignition coil. Dash, horn etc may ignite but wouldn't start if this happens. Usually Merc are prone to this kind of faults The ignition current may not get to the pluggs. You could easily test these in several ways(i usually take current directly with a wire from the ignition fuse from the fuse box straight to the wires that leads to the ignition coils just to test for this,please note that this is not a permanent solution) before finally replaces the wires that leads from the positive terminal to that sport(AFTER HAVING MEASURED THE VOLTAGE ACROSS THAT WIRE WITH A MULTI METER AND DISCOVERED THAT IT IS NOT PASSING ANY CURRENT), but check first. Mechanics do usually check with spark plugs heads on any earth, precisely the car engine block(this is a bad habit)

Also you may be having a bridge or partial contact somewhere, either at the ignition wire or at the fuel pump wires. Physically check for such things too. Fuse box in these cars stays a life time,except in incidences of bridging and burnt

Car Talk › Re: Peugeot 407: What Is Your View? by auhanson(m): 12:08am On Jul 11, 2016

angels09:
I know you...the Ph guy... ML, W202 and 190.... hi.

Oh yeah! Sure you do, hi.

angels09:
Not only that.... I have witnesssed several peugeot owners who learnt mechanic trade by force waking and coming everyday for months to the workshop.... to the extent that he became finished financially that the techie had to be buying food for them..... ain't gonna tell anyone peugeot is cool, except you are in KD or Lagos... even then it could still be hell... if you are lucky to know gazzuzz great, ikenna351 doesn't sound too nice on the phone most times.... I am not going to advocate any brand but I know peugeot cars are pure evil on wheels... all the economy savings will be spent in a day when the evil comes knocking!

Well, European cars are very difficult and expensive to maintain, beside Merc. Peugeot 407 may not be as bad as Rover, try it and you will ever regret it for life. I have seen some poor guys still drive and maintain their Peugeot 407, but my rich doctor friend could no longer maintain his V6 Rover, after spending the equivalent amount he bought the car on repairs just to correct some certain error he caused(transmission fluid dried up, and he drove the car like that unknowingly until the transmssion parked up.That caused him a new set of transmission and an engine swap), which did not even work at the long run.

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Car Talk › Re: My Successful Experience With Saintjoel Of Nairaland In Buying A Car Frm Cotonou by auhanson(m): 11:45pm On Jul 10, 2016

Saintjoel, i must commend you because i'm always very proud of sincere Nigerians. Each time i traveled out, i usually tell foreigners that there are many sincere Nigerians, but it was quite unfortunate that they dealt with the wrong ones, and they usually believe this by my actions.

Please maintain this good attitude worthy of recommendations. God bless you.

Car Talk › Re: Range Rover Sports Vs Mercedes G Wagon, Which Would You Choose? by auhanson(m): 10:24pm On Jul 09, 2016

Unfortunately, i dont like both cars, but can only buy the G Wagon for status symbol when i shall afford enough sophisticated privately owned military battalion around me.

Car Talk › Re: Help! Lexus Rx330 Trasmission Suddenly Malfuctioned After Shaft Replacement. by auhanson(m): 1:57am On Jul 08, 2016

Kashif:
This transmission is respected in the industry as a butt- kicker. It decides when to go bunkers, and how it goes about it. It could send you chasing your tail by only removing a solenoid, and putting same back. Same could happen after just drain and refill. That's the way it is. It is bullet proof but when it acts up, is difficult to troubleshoot, mainly because it's PIDs are useless.

It is not your fault, nor that of your mechanic. Hot or cold, anything can happen! You need to focus on finding a solution now. Disconnect the solenoid harness and see if you have movement (this will cause it to drive in 3rd). Reverse works as per normal. If you have movement, it makes it easier. If you have a couple of tools, you can access this by taking out the battery and it's support.

You can also use a capable scanner and perform active test on the solenoids. You should hear them click with your ear close to the transmission. No click means stuck. Good luck!

Where are you located?

You got it bro..you are absolutely right.. It happened to my colleague, it was so amazing.

Car Talk › Re: Peugeot 407: What Is Your View? by auhanson(m): 1:28am On Jul 08, 2016

LastSurvivor:
Ik biko, is it advisable to buy 407 diesel fairy used??
Pls advice..

If i may suggest, for what you have not been living with, i think it is adviceable to buy what you may not need to fly a specialist down(buy what you could easily obtain help, whether online or from neighborhood in your locality)

It is just my opinion for the fact that i am not usually comfortable with diesel cars, in a sense that common sense that applies in patrol engine applies differently in diesel engines, few really have information about them..In some cars too, you really need to be wary of the some routine clean up of the combustion systems and so on as you get to certain mileage, not so comfortable with(though modern diesel runs cleaner than the olden ones, but diesel is diesel).

For the HDI system, or the diesel-electric hybrid, i dont know how many Nigerian garages could handle it if it should malfunction(the efficiency may be inviting for the diesel engine but also consider the possibilities of HDI fixes, especially for the fairly used type, anything can happen. Hence, do your homework well before dabbling into it. Good luck.

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Car Talk › Re: Kindly Give A Candid Review Of The Mercedes Benz ML 320 2000-2002 Models by auhanson(m): 2:41pm On Jul 07, 2016

sooperrescue:
Gear in low range, then in limp mode, change egs, transfer case, valve body. Sometimes, you need to calibrate to take the car out of low range, that is when the manual mode fails. 12 plugs in a v6 but getting the right plugs is difficult. They will sell star plugs and you think it is the right one but you might buy an A class plugs all in the name of star. Power steering selects oil, so try and use the recommended one. I used to buy from Globe motors cos you dont know the oil that is inside the can at the open market. Engine is sweet when all is well and when you see the mobil 1 logo, dont assume that it is the same mobil 1 in the country else you will be battling with sludge and it will come to the point where the oil will not flow as the thickness ot the sludge is impeding free flow of oil. Whenever you see any ml on the road, most of them are frontally slanted, it is a sign that they are living in their past glory.....

I usually leave that part for my spare part dealer to worry about, but with strong caution to him, and he has never fail-so knowledgeable and honest in spares..All i need is to just give him a call to bring me some spares,and he will deliver right at my door step.

Car Talk › Re: Peugeot 407: What Is Your View? by auhanson(m): 2:17pm On Jul 07, 2016*

kingreign:
Wrong, spyder Toyota aka Muscle (XV40) is the most Toyota Camry ever built. They were only seeking to appease global market due to their popular demand, they paid less attention to quality and the result is/was clear for all to see.

Did you read the bolded before you comment? Now, tell me what is wrong that you have corrected here?

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Car Talk › Re: Peugeot 407: What Is Your View? by auhanson(m): 9:51pm On Jul 05, 2016*

angels09:
Now you're a mechanic... Op I told you! The mechanics are here to change your destiny

Hello angels, Peugeot cars have one of the best suspensions and they are stable, my attraction to it, 407 not exempted. They may have their own pros and cons jut like any other car. There is no car without issues even the so admired Toyota(if you were to elaborate the issues with "spider" alone, you could run, but then its the best Camry ever build(i'm talking about sophistication, complete turn around). What i'm usually concern about in cars is handling, performance and leisure rides, including prestige. i can trade anything for these things .

I keep 3 lovely Merc cars at top shape(100%), which i fix almost everything myself,fuel pumps/filters,alignment and balancing, including changing of brakepads(everything about brakes), water pumps,steering pumps and racks, ac units,diagnoses all my electricals and fix them all by myself etc and have no pains as in cost of maintenance as parts are cheap and available everywhere. Like today i have just finish changing my thyroid/centre thyroid and shocks,and also do my alignment in one of my Merc, being a public holiday. Does that makes me a mechanic? Of course not(but saves me so much money. I do not only fix cars but my generator sets and laptops and every appliances at my disposal but not for the public, even though i'm a programmer by profession.

Bottom line, Peugeot 407 is a sweet car, very stable and handles just fine(better than some Jap mobiles), especially the coupe type, so alluring. Her issues are not overwhelming like you put it, and anybody with some interest and common sense can handle them just fine and cheap.

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Car Talk › Re: My W204 C350 Build. by auhanson(m): 1:09pm On Jul 05, 2016

Siena:
[color=Blue]You initially said Audi S-Line, which are very different to Audi S models.[/color]

He meant to say Audi S model line-up. My understanding though.

Car Talk › Re: My W204 C350 Build. by auhanson(m): 1:00pm On Jul 05, 2016

kingreign:
Nah, I'm referring to BMWs M series and Audi S lines.

Oh yeah! U wanna blow my top, I'm already getting excited at the mention of those names..

However, u and I knows that though Merc may not frequent the races, but the few times they flag off they most often than not leaves an indelible mark by toping the race with distinction, you can confirm that in the new Merc GT etc

Car Talk › Re: My W204 C350 Build. by auhanson(m): 12:15am On Jul 05, 2016

kingreign:
Almost true, but watch out for the bravarians and the quad rings. They got better racing history, much more race pedigree, and are match with the merc in the executive luxury segment.

I'm sure u are referring to the M45 V8 beast? Tho i will rather prefer the agressive G37 with GTR quad exhaust mods(a sight to behold), but it hasn't still got to the AMG63 s performance series

Car Talk › Re: My W204 C350 Build. by auhanson(m): 7:15pm On Jul 04, 2016*

Shagati:
Hardy har har Lungwun. Guilty as charged
Mount Fuji makes products comparable to many Germans (hope the Audi/BMW/Merc b0ys are not listening )
The Germans have won once again. 550 goals in the first half (hint hint!)

Infiniti is a group to behold no doubt, they build great cars, i have always like their stunts, but living with the flare(besides, i have serious problem with their dash).. The real soul is in the Merc. I bet you, there is Merc for every stunt..her stance cant be compared to any group

Car Talk › Re: Kindly Give A Candid Review Of The Mercedes Benz ML 320 2000-2002 Models by auhanson(m): 12:41am On Jul 04, 2016*

In nigeria, a very cheap car to maintain compared to other European cars of her category:
Tokumbo spares is everywhere and cheap too.
After market spares flood the market too and from 3rd party manufacturers, meaning, affordable parts compared to what people do say and think
The sweetest part is that you could fix anything on your own if you have the interest.

Just like any other Benz, be ready for momentary electrical but fixable faults. Majority of the time, you are only to disable battery heads and faults correct itself, this is where people "fall mugu" to unscrupulous electrician and complicate issues, hence the above slogan, "Runaway from it" from the unsavvy

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Car Talk › Re: My W204 C350 Build. by auhanson(m): 11:37pm On Jul 03, 2016*

Kufie:
You know the deal. Put the C63 AMG Edition 507 Stripes on it too. You have a black car so gray will be perfect

Thats the dream, keep it live

Car Talk › Re: My W204 C350 Build. by auhanson(m): 11:30pm On Jul 03, 2016

cne010:
Thanks Bros I have 245 wheels at back and 225 in the front I think that's wide and practical enough.

I will love to do that but the wheels will be very low profile and lagos road not good. I will powder coat and spray the wheels gun metal gray black wheels are too cliche.

I see..but for the love of it, if i were to do that, i would just pull my ride carefully & aesthetically along such bad roads while enjoying the moment-not minding who the heck is racing. Abi, if i no race with you, does it take a dime from my pleasure? Can you claim winning when there was no race/nor make me feel ugly at all in my pleasurable ride?

Car Talk › Re: I Want To Go For 2009 Or 10 Volkswagen Passat CC. Advice Please by auhanson(m): 10:57pm On Jul 03, 2016

subnormal:
The tsi engine may be susceptible to carbon build up on the valves. I personally just have the valves cleaned once every 18 months.

How do you clean the valves?

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Car Talk › Re: How Much Does It Cost To Learn How To Drive A Car by auhanson(m): 12:47am On Jul 03, 2016*

It cost me just a bottle of beer for my fathers friend, and that was just twice before he told me that i didn't even need the training in the first place, as i was already driving without instructions(and that was in my teen age with a 404 pickup truck and a Peugeot 504 sedan 2.0 double carb), thereafter, i was on my own. But i did more work in sitting in front of cars and observing taxi/bus drivers legs and hands in gear selections,maneuvering, road signs and mannerism before then.

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Car Talk › Re: My W204 C350 Build. by auhanson(m): 12:16am On Jul 03, 2016*

cne010:
Parts needed for the exhaust upgrade. I'm not only go for the looks I'm also looking to make it sound like a mean MF.

The X pipe
Magnaflow mufflers
The AMG tips
Carbon fibre rear diffuser

So beautiful man! The exahust; the rear diffuser; the fender; everything looks awesome.

What a sweet ride...

What about slamming it down a little bit , with mat black rim 19" along with low profile wider tyres, though not very necessary?

Car Talk › Re: What Will You Do If Your Child Designs Your Car Like This To Express Love(pic) by auhanson(m): 11:49pm On Jul 02, 2016

Bossforeva:
I'll take it as Graffiti Art. And Congratulate the child for being such a wonderful artist.

Car Talk › Re: What Will You Do If Your Child Designs Your Car Like This To Express Love(pic) by auhanson(m): 5:39pm On Jul 01, 2016

I wouldn't even border to repaint it anymore , but would drive it that way as a symbol for the world to see that my child loves me till she grows up to see.

Car Talk › Re: I Want To Go For 2009 Or 10 Volkswagen Passat CC. Advice Please by auhanson(m): 5:22pm On Jul 01, 2016

sooperrescue:
Take a trip to volkwagen center in gbagada and you will find many of them lying fallow in their father's vineyard and you will understand why you should move on. I have clients that own some and they praise the performance of the car. Pros and cons but my candid advice, dont dsbble into the matter. Unless they have suceeded in tropicalising the brand like they did with porsche, then in lastma on radio voice, it is good to go

Sooperrescue is not far from the truth. I specifically would have bought one,because it looks like a junior Cls Benz so aesthetically sweet, but i got to tell you that the life after purchase is just too expensive to own over here in Naija , much more costlier than Benz cls. Here in Ph, many lie fallows at mechanic garages , because of one little thing or the other that couldn't be fixed/part couldn't be found at reasonable price. For example, the cost of the engine is enough to buy a clean Mazda 323 direct Tokumbo(about 600k). Except you are ready to be importing the parts. I usually buy cars i could get cheap parts in my local markets either Tokumbo parts or good after markets produce by other manufacturers to bring down cost, by so doing life becomes cheap and easygoing.

This one here has a bent valve in one of the cylinder head. The owner wouldnt want to spend such amount on it again as he has got many other flying cars with less stress, such as Benz CLS, Honda Coupe, Prado, Benz GL

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