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Romance / Re: She Keeps Coming For More by Auladimeji(m): 1:28pm On Jul 18, 2020
A banker spelling "Leaving" as "Living"

Sey you dey wyne me ni undecided

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Family / Re: Can You Marry Someone Like Your Father? by Auladimeji(m): 12:30pm On Jul 18, 2020
Majorities will say "No" because there father(s) are short,pot belle and poor,yet they'll be looking for Handsome, rich with 18pack.Shiooor angry

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Family / Re: Who Decides The Number Of Kids To Have In A Family, Is It The Husband Or Wife? by Auladimeji(m): 12:17pm On Jul 18, 2020
neonly:
To be honest is usually the wife cause they determine every thing dat happen in house
Simp Ideology
You are a simp
How can wife determine everything that happens at home, common angry
Family / Re: I Am Having Issues With My Brother’s Wife And Her Two Sisters by Auladimeji(m): 12:07pm On Jul 18, 2020
JONNYSPUTE:
....This is the kind of stories we always hear whenever a simp gets married.

Your brother is a very useless simp.
Honestly, very useless simp.Honestly, simp don't deserve to live

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Family / Re: I Am Having Issues With My Brother’s Wife And Her Two Sisters by Auladimeji(m): 11:52am On Jul 18, 2020
Your brother is a simp but no matter what,do not leave the house angry angry

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Family / Re: I Am Having Issues With My Brother’s Wife And Her Two Sisters by Auladimeji(m): 11:49am On Jul 18, 2020
veave:
Errrrrr. You go need patience oooo.

One thing you should know is that your brother is now married and is firstly responsible to his wife and kids before any other person so him allowing three extended family to stay in this hard times is an act of kindness and bravery please don't add more stress to his life by bickering with your in-laws. We women are troublesome by nature then when we see someone who has our time we extend the trouble. The truth is
1. There is no way the room would have been left for you while there are women in the house (they need privacy).
2. Why will you say that you will go to the village? Don't you know you give your brother some kind of security in the midst of his wife and her obviously troublesome sisters by staying with him? Has he asked you to leave yet?
3. You where wrong to slap the young woman, no matter what the grieviance is you don't touch a woman.
4. They where wrong to throw your mattress out but please forgive them and move on. Thank God your brother made provisions for a replacement.
5. Take this place as a training ground for your future, if it's anything you should be bothered about now, is to be more determined about gaining independence and making it in life.
6. Leave rofo rofo fight for women, in fact ignore them totally for your national peace.
7. Hustle!!! Hustle!!! Hustle oooooo!!!!

Hugs.
You are bias
Can you endure this rubbish you typed
Can you advise your brother like this
Nonsense

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Education / Re: Nigerian Students Start An Online Protest Asking The Government To Open Schools by Auladimeji(m): 9:16pm On Jul 17, 2020
Uncle Malek Fasek shocked
Education / Re: MOMENTS IN THE WILD (PHOTOS) [GRAPHIC] contd. by Auladimeji(m): 9:13pm On Jul 17, 2020
Zimri:
ONE OF THE FEARLESS TERRESTRIAL CREATURES HUNTED. HONEY BADGER

NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU ANYMORE sad
This thing dey face lion(ESS) as e small reach
Education / Re: MOMENTS IN THE WILD (PHOTOS) [GRAPHIC] contd. by Auladimeji(m): 9:10pm On Jul 17, 2020
Zimri:
IT MAY SURVIVE
May?

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Education / Re: MOMENTS IN THE WILD (PHOTOS) [GRAPHIC] contd. by Auladimeji(m): 7:41pm On Jul 17, 2020
Zimri:
embarassed embarassed

TIGER LOST HER CUBS... SO, PIGLETS WERE COVERED IN TIGER SKIN. THAT WAS IT. HER JOY IS RESTORED
You sure say she no go eat them.lol

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Education / Re: MOMENTS IN THE WILD (PHOTOS) [GRAPHIC] contd. by Auladimeji(m): 7:31pm On Jul 17, 2020
Zimri:
ALWAYS WATCH!
This monkey wey dey shout don die,nothing can remove it from the python

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Education / Re: MOMENTS IN THE WILD (PHOTOS) [GRAPHIC] contd. by Auladimeji(m): 7:29pm On Jul 17, 2020
Zimri:
PORCUPINES ARE DANGEROUS TO EVERYONE
This leopard go die
Education / Re: MOMENTS IN THE WILD (PHOTOS) [GRAPHIC] contd. by Auladimeji(m): 7:26pm On Jul 17, 2020
Zimri:
WHAT IS HE LOOKING FOR? OH! I SEE
But how come wild dog allowed the crocodile go ,,These dogs fight anything that comes to take their foods
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Auladimeji(m): 3:32pm On Jul 11, 2020
Honestly, I stumbled on this thread when I was tired of surfing Romance land and I'm really greatful
I'm someone that have friends that are cultist and Abeokuta is a den of cultist
[color=#770077]Although, I'm still at page 102 and I'll read to the end.I learnt some many things and I've shared it to 120 contact on my WhatsApp and the funny this that they someone said we should avoid wearing some clothes and I've order for 8 plains shirts that's in town now,Imagine me putting on the blue plain shirt with my black baseball cap and there's a HIT in town against the cult that wears Blue and black, I might be mistaken for a cult and they will shot me be that shocked.I rebuke it in fact I'll give those plain shirt to my younger brother in primary 5[/color

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Politics / Re: COVID-19: Abiola Ajimobi Dies At 70 - Independent.ng by Auladimeji(m): 5:17pm On Jun 25, 2020
If not for greediness this man won't die.When his wife and children warned him not to join politics but he said he wanna serve his people.

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Crime / Re: See Crocodile Killed In My Area by Auladimeji(m): 3:59pm On Jun 24, 2020
Please kill in it I hate the way crocodile kills whenever I watch Nageo wold
Romance / Re: Pantylines: A Turnoff Or Attraction? (mature Discussion) by Auladimeji(m): 3:11am On Jun 20, 2020
There are some pant you will see and feel like leaving the earth for Mars angry angry angry

Romance / Re: Why Do Many Girls Stop Looking Attractive After Marriage?? by Auladimeji(m): 3:09am On Jun 20, 2020
I also noticed that too

Sometimes, I asked myself that "Are you really crushing on that lady/damsel

After marriage, women will stop taking care of themselves
Romance / Re: Why Can't I Stick To Just 1 Woman? Please Advice Me by Auladimeji(m): 3:06am On Jun 20, 2020
You're in your Casanova stage in your life wink

Romance / Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by Auladimeji(m): 3:03am On Jun 20, 2020
Well let me share mine

There was this damsel whose family just relocated to my compound. Her name is Joy.She's gorgeous, small boob with big hips
I like Joy but couldn't tell her but I got close to her to the extent that I'll leave school early as 1pm just to meet Joy,My school mates do teased me that how can such a gorgeous damsel be living in my compound but I'm afraid to woo her
Joy and I smooched but we weren't dating, she noticed my shyness and woo be but it ended in Extreme hatred that affected our families till tomorrow but Joy and I still casual friends sha angry

Education / Re: Ambrose Alli University Issues Query To Student Over Nairaland Post by Auladimeji(m): 11:36pm On Jun 17, 2020
The guy right now cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Sports / Re: Napoli Beat Juventus On Penalties To Win The Coppa Italia! by Auladimeji(m): 11:19pm On Jun 17, 2020
The first billionaire to lose a trophy in 2020 grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: What Was Your First Weed Experience Like? Come And Share Your Stories by Auladimeji(m): 6:43pm On Jun 14, 2020
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Romance / Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Out On A Girl? by Auladimeji(m): 10:27pm On Jun 12, 2020
I'll chat her about politics, I can't date something that listen to rumors

I don't want "Dey say dey say.Dey say iyalayae wocheesy

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Romance / Re: What Is That Weird Thing You Love It's Smel?? by Auladimeji(m): 10:21pm On Jun 12, 2020
New naira note and the steam of food especially rice

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Romance / Re: Why Doesn't She Want Me by Auladimeji(m): 10:18pm On Jun 12, 2020
NockMedia:

You're needy. Stop begging a lady for sex or relationship. Use reverse psychology.
please explain
Romance / Re: What Ended Your Last Relationship? by Auladimeji(m): 9:47pm On Jun 12, 2020
She ended the relationship because her school mother manipulate her by saying I'm a fuckboy,well,I wasn't then but now,I am

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Romance / Re: by Auladimeji(m): 9:41pm On Jun 12, 2020
Her straight legs,moderate ass/boob,tallness, smart and chocolate complexion

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Celebrities / Re: South Africans React To The Arrest Of Hushpuppi For Fraud (TWEETS) by Auladimeji(m): 8:45pm On Jun 12, 2020
One guy said "He's just hustling, the white has been hustling us.God bless that South African

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Culture / Re: PHOTOS: Popular NURTW Chieftain, Kunle Poly Visits New Oniru Of Iru, Pays Homage by Auladimeji(m): 7:08pm On Jun 10, 2020
Honestly, if not for politics, Gbolahan is never worthy to stand beside the throne,he's from Akapo's family which is from Ijora.Gbolahan's mother is from Oniru but why will someone from the mother lineage become a king.,Are you telling me that in the whole of Oniru no one is worthy to be a king except someone from Ojora's family...Check his coronation, majorities of those that visited are from Ijora(Apapa),in fact that tallest man in the last picture is former Apapa chairman/House of rep,His name is Ayodeji Joseph

Politics is good when it favors you but bad when it goes against you
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes-Benz Announces Highly Exclusive New Mercedes-Maybach S650 Night Edition by Auladimeji(m): 7:02pm On Jun 10, 2020
I'll buy it and use it to cruise Lagos and Abuja

E darancheesy

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