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Education / Re: School Reopening: Nigeria Should Domesticate Policy On Safe School — UN by Auladimeji(m): 3:28pm On Sep 09, 2020
I'm here for comments
Crime / Re: Why I Cooked Food, Ate In My Victim's Kitchen During Robbery - Lagos Thief by Auladimeji(m): 12:08pm On Sep 09, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Damnnnn your penis
Politics / Re: Edo Assembly Invasion: Court Awards N2.52 Million Damages Against Police by Auladimeji(m): 5:56am On Sep 09, 2020
Sey na Malami /IG/presidency pay grin
Romance / Re: Risikat, blue-eyed Kwaran Woman Remarries Husband(photos) by Auladimeji(m): 9:31pm On Sep 08, 2020
DapperGuy:


May God never give me a daughter like this woman. She only cares about a man that doesn't give a damn about her.

When the First Lady asked her what she wanted, she said she wanted to be reunited with her husband. A responsible man won't abandon his children, even if he doesn't love his wife anymore. This man abandoned her and their children, and she is too eager to have him back.
It's very easy to critise behind keyboard
Sports / Re: Fans Excited As Osimhen Dribbles Gattuso In Napoli's Training (Photos) by Auladimeji(m): 9:28pm On Sep 08, 2020
Gattuso live matters

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Politics / Re: Another Young Soldier Killed By Boko Haram (pictures) by Auladimeji(m): 9:26pm On Sep 08, 2020
You die for nothing.Shoiiir
Education / Re: IF SCHOOL DOES NOT WORK OUT...WHAT'S YOUR BACKUP PLAN? by Auladimeji(m): 8:24pm On Sep 08, 2020
Join politics
Celebrities / Re: Meet Actress Moji Olaiya's Daughter Who Looks So Gorgeous by Auladimeji(m): 8:18pm On Sep 08, 2020
I'm not surprise, she is the carbon copy of the mum both with face,chest and yansh..... But why the dulux?
Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo's Daughter Can Pass For The Little Version Of Nicki Minaj (photos)) by Auladimeji(m): 8:12pm On Sep 08, 2020
I'll show my pastor this pictures and I'm very sure he'll allow me to take the offering home
Career / Re: Meet Nigerian Female Soldier In The US Army Who Is A Sniper by Auladimeji(m): 7:45pm On Sep 07, 2020
Snipers are known to keep their identity, so who be this one wey dey shine teeth for camera

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Celebrities / Re: Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, Replies DJ Cuppy After She Tweeted This by Auladimeji(m): 11:24am On Sep 05, 2020
That stupid lady that thanked the CEO for replying to Cuppy is just absorb, why thanking him, for what exactly. Nigerians loves belittling themselves

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Education / Re: Horrible World Histories In Pictures II by Auladimeji(m): 11:07am On Sep 05, 2020
TheSourcerer:
A vietnamese teenager buttons his mother shirt after she was raped by G.I American Soilders
They were all killed after this photo was taken
16th March 1968




NB all posts are mine, pictures from facebook info
Have a swell evening with these collection gore lovers
Yet Nigerians(especially the stupid southeastern) will say America is a godly country, whereas they're the same with the murderous arabs

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Science/Technology / Re: Rare Mutant Two-Headed Rattlesnake Found In Arizona, US (Photos) by Auladimeji(m): 12:00pm On Sep 04, 2020
I hates Snakes more than anything

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Romance / Re: I Caught My Guy's Fiancee In Another Man's House by Auladimeji(m): 11:48am On Sep 04, 2020
Crownstar01:
You still want to talk to the lady to stop what? Do not let that lady turn it against you.

Mine cheated on me even when I wanted to marry her but I acted like a man and called it quits.

The funnies thing is I turned down other women because of the babe, thinking I was with the right person.
Honestly, this op can conspire with people to kill his friend...See how he's behaving, I can never have him as friend because he fit kill person

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Romance / Re: I Caught My Guy's Fiancee In Another Man's House by Auladimeji(m): 11:45am On Sep 04, 2020
Whiteball:
Love/marital affair is a dicey situation. if i tell him and dey finally get married d woman will forever hate my generation for trying to kill her joy,if dey dont get married same tin goes. Am thinking i should tell him to pray more.. While i stay my lane
You are never a friend, stop pretending to be one

You saw your friend in danger and you are trying to mind your business.


If you mind your business on this issue, more than this will happen to you and your friend will also mind their businesses, I'll assure you of that

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Romance / Re: The Red Truth by Auladimeji(m): 10:51pm On Sep 03, 2020
You can know all the red pills and still be a SIMP

First of all realize that you are a SIMP
Secondly,learn to subdue your emotions
Thirdly,be blunt
Lastly,know that you as a MALE is the prize that needs to be won,you lead in your relationship.Know that SEX is overrated


Off mic

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Celebrities / Re: Tacha Shows Off Her Beautiful “daughter”, Kim (photos/video) by Auladimeji(m): 6:52pm On Sep 01, 2020
Kim kor clean ni. angry
Education / Re: See The Reply ASUU Gave One Of It's Twitter Followers by Auladimeji(m): 6:44pm On Sep 01, 2020
ProfAmaben:
Those insulting ASUU wouldn't understand till they become lecturers and travel abroad and see how lecturers are well taken care of with adequate facilities and lower work pressure.
Sey those abroad forces students to buy handouts?

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Romance / Re: Is This Normal For A Friend Girlfriend To Be Reminding Me Of Her Birthday? by Auladimeji(m): 12:03am On Aug 29, 2020
She sees you as a SiMP that's why and she's correct you be grade 1 SIMP
Go and buy the gifts before she vex ooocheesy
Romance / Re: What Is That One Thing People Tend To Mistake Your Type Of Person For?? by Auladimeji(m): 12:01am On Aug 29, 2020
People mistake introvert beings for been cool and gentle not knowing that they can kill without remorse because if you offend them,they'll be nursing that thought for months until the grace of God clear it form them.

I called them STILL WATER RUNS DEEP

NO DO YOUR GRAGRA REACH INTROVERT SIDE,DEY GO JUST KILL YOU... SARA

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Spoils Himself with New Mercedes Benz Ahead Of His 28th Birthday by Auladimeji(m): 11:03pm On Aug 28, 2020
I think say he/she get belle
where the belle now
Romance / Re: I Am In Love With A Muslim Lady But Am A Christian by Auladimeji(m): 10:58pm On Aug 28, 2020
If they're she's a Yoruba from either Lagos,Ondo,Ekiti you can still marry but if she's from Osun,Oyo and Kwara they are extremists, they carry religion for head pass anything from those states

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Crime / Re: Man Released After 44 Years In Prison For Rape He Didn't Commit In US (Pics) by Auladimeji(m): 10:24pm On Aug 28, 2020
The woman that accused him should be kill simple

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Romance / Re: Please Advice me on my Long Distance Relationship by Auladimeji(m): 11:06pm On Aug 27, 2020
Greenplank11:
My girlfriend lives and work in Lagos while i stay in Ibadan(currently serving in Oyo). I meet her while i was in 300 level and she was in 100 level then. We started dating in Feb 2018 and we liked eachother i wont lie, we talk almost everyday.

The problem arising now is I dont really feel the love again, i just like talking to her. If she is in need and i'm capable of providing, i do that without thinking twice. I dont think i have ever collected anything from her except for maybe airtime which i needed urgently.

Sometimes, i need to feel this thing now, the urge and even other stuff but my gf is nowhere to be found shocked. That will just die down itself (i dont do double dating or ashawo, i'm not a virgin as well lol).

I dont think she is ready to come and stay in Oyo and I dont think i'm ready to stay in Lagos for now. What should i do?

I hate to call me Simp!

Thanks!
You know say you be simp abicheesy
Sports / Re: Mancity Offers Gabriel Jesus, Bernado Silva, Eric Garcia And €100m For Messi by Auladimeji(m): 11:02pm On Aug 27, 2020
Insidenaija:


that's harsh
Nothing harsh dere...Many people dey stupid and that guy is among
Sports / Re: Mancity Offers Gabriel Jesus, Bernado Silva, Eric Garcia And €100m For Messi by Auladimeji(m): 11:01pm On Aug 27, 2020
Masonkaycares:
Incase you don't know FCB is not owned by a single individual but by the fans and am also a fan grin
Lol...So me sef get share for there be that cheesy
Romance / Re: Should I Give This Relationship A Trial Or Not?????? by Auladimeji(m): 10:59pm On Aug 27, 2020
Zzor:
Have you thought about making money first?all this small children relationship gracing nairaland on daily basis,reason why I hardly accept dm except I know and see who's involved.Dont mind your erection,it just want to lead you astray and loose focus on making money.please stop being a distraction to that lady.
How much your family worth

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Sports / Re: Mancity Offers Gabriel Jesus, Bernado Silva, Eric Garcia And €100m For Messi by Auladimeji(m): 10:23pm On Aug 27, 2020
ArcFresky:
Messi is overrated
Some people are but Stupidityyyyy
Sports / Re: Mancity Offers Gabriel Jesus, Bernado Silva, Eric Garcia And €100m For Messi by Auladimeji(m): 10:20pm On Aug 27, 2020
Masonkaycares:
Bernardo Silva is pure hype. Just give us Cancelo, Garcia, Laporte and Gabriel don't attach cash. We don't use cash well at FCB
We?You get shares for Barcelona?
Sports / Re: I'll Resign If That Will Make Messi Remain In Barcelona - Club President by Auladimeji(m): 10:17pm On Aug 27, 2020
What the president is trying to do is to make Messi looks bad in the face of the world as if Messi is the one dictating for the club

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