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Celebrities / Re: The First African Nigerian Transgender To Get Pregnant Successfully by Auladimeji(m): 8:19pm On Sep 28, 2020
How can he get pregnant when he doesn't have what it takes to nurtured the baby in the womb,you think God that created male and female different doesn't have sense....He knew that assholes like this will want to do stupid stuffs

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Politics / Re: N2.67bn School Feeding Funds Discovered In Private Accounts - ICPC by Auladimeji(m): 7:23pm On Sep 28, 2020
The bank manager from that district that didn't raise an alarm when the money was transferred should be jail....Simple
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Buys Herself Another Car Worth Of N140M. PHOTOS by Auladimeji(m): 7:19pm On Sep 28, 2020
Who's bankrolling Rasak undecided
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Denies Planning To Marry Another Wife (Photos) by Auladimeji(m): 7:18pm On Sep 28, 2020
This Halima gorgeous make we no lie... Well he meant FWB

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Education / Re: This Small Animal,has The Fastest And Most Powerful Punch by Auladimeji(m): 6:12pm On Sep 28, 2020
If the thing misbehave, I go use wood break e head...I no get time for rubbish

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TV/Movies / Re: Laycon Wins Big Brother Naija 2020 (bbnaija) by Auladimeji(m): 8:40pm On Sep 27, 2020
Opoooooooor yeyeeeee
Romance / Re: Some Of The Most Expensive Divorce In History(pics,video) by Auladimeji(m): 9:30pm On Sep 26, 2020
Can't this men try using their brains....Coloborates with your trusted family member(s),will all your networths to the trusted party,and go for the divorce as an enter man,then after the divorce, collect your properties back....Make una dey is ona brain
Romance / Re: Some Of The Most Expensive Divorce In History(pics,video) by Auladimeji(m): 9:25pm On Sep 26, 2020
This can never happen in Nigeria as long as Muslims are with us...Being a Muslim, you are natural redpill because Quran no dey take nonsense
Romance / Re: Shocking: See What A Nigerian Found In His Girlfriend’s House When He Visited Un by Auladimeji(m): 5:06pm On Sep 26, 2020
If a lady tells you "no sex" before marriage... Tell her "Can you date me if I don't have pen.is ...Make guys dey use their brains

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Travel / Re: In 1999, Two Men Crossed The Atlantic Ocean In Floating Cars, Spent 119Days(Pic) by Auladimeji(m): 8:12pm On Sep 25, 2020
Flexherbal:
These ones do not have any problem.
Their government has taken care of most of their basic needs.
Shut up... No be by force to type
Politics / Re: Mali Swears In Interim President For 18-Months, GEJ Attends (Photos) by Auladimeji(m): 7:52pm On Sep 25, 2020
Jones4190:
GEJ is now a confirm errand boy to buhari
cheesy
Education / Re: The Ten Oldest Cities In The World [number 1 Is 11,000yrs Old]. by Auladimeji(m): 7:23pm On Sep 25, 2020
What about Turkey...I heard that the mother of Jesus was buried there
Education / Re: See The Office Complex Of The President Of South Africa (PHOTOS) by Auladimeji(m): 2:52pm On Sep 25, 2020
GBOKASINCHA:
Those pictures you posted are areas occupied by the whites ..... why dont you post shithole HIV and AIDS infested places where you south African zulu scums and xenophobic lazy bastards live like soweto and alexandra
God bless you for this...The fine places are occupied by the whites while the hills and slums are occupies by black...If you think I'm lieing go and watch "Snake in the city".. When the guys catches snake in the beautiful vicinity, na white dey occupy am and na black me the boiboi but he catches in the slums or dirty environment, na so so black dey live there
Romance / Re: Are These Signs Worth Ignoring? by Auladimeji(m): 1:43pm On Sep 20, 2020
I see nothing but a SIMP

Op is a verified SIMPcheesy

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Politics / Re: The Begging Side Of London - And Reality Kicked In by Auladimeji(m): 5:10pm On Sep 15, 2020
Lol,I don't pity Nigerians abroad,majorities are living fake life

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Curses Internet Troll & His Generations For Calling Ifeanyi A “frog” by Auladimeji(m): 5:07pm On Sep 15, 2020
ReorxTohGan:


he's successful and still he has time to troll,u ment

btw,how many Nigerian youth are as successful as David?
DJ cuppy wey be otedola pikin sef no come close!
Waoh, na jobless people dey troll,Only if you know how many wealthy people that David will call "Sir" are on Nairaland.Smh angry
Celebrities / Re: Davido Curses Internet Troll & His Generations For Calling Ifeanyi A “frog” by Auladimeji(m): 4:55pm On Sep 15, 2020
ReorxTohGan:

what are u saying

na true e dey yarn,person wey dey hardworking and get better job,no go dey troll another person, who's much more successful than him in all ways,if e no dey consumed by jealousy!!!.

in others words,all trolls are jealous broke faggøts!!!
How are you sure David is successful than him? Make ona dey reason
Romance / Re: I Want To Confess About My Spiritual Relationship With A Spirit by Auladimeji(m): 10:14pm On Sep 14, 2020
Honestly,I believe this man and I'm afraid for nothing cry angry angry
Romance / Re: Guys Have U Ever Been In A Room,where Are Two People Are Having Sex ? by Auladimeji(m): 10:00pm On Sep 14, 2020
I once had a neighbor,around 11pm the bastard will be playing loud music and me being a novice will be like,sey this werey dey always listen to music in his dream ni not knowing that the werey dey always Bleep until my younger brother told me shocked
I'm still shocked on how my brother knows that and me wey don dey Bleep no know that kind method

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Romance / Re: Humphreys Chipeta Dies During Beer Drinking Contest In Malawi by Auladimeji(m): 9:55pm On Sep 14, 2020
Amotolongbo:
“Iku ogun ni n pa akinkanju”

So he killed himself cos of 10,000 Naira?

Poverty is a bastard.
So you think everything is about money...Do you know what it feels to be call Champion,that title alone makes you feel like a DON....Everything is not about money,okay? angry

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Romance / Re: How I Handle Female Virgins by Auladimeji(m): 9:52pm On Sep 14, 2020
Should I tell him or make I leave am make he dey blind forever grin grin grin grin
Health / Re: FG Declares JOHESU Strike Unnecessary by Auladimeji(m): 10:07pm On Sep 13, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Bleep you

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Education / Re: WAEC Student Proposes Marriage To His Classmate, She Accepts (Video) by Auladimeji(m): 5:28pm On Sep 12, 2020
Ghallant01:
They should sit for JAMB first and know their fate...

JAMB the destiny changer
Lol,abeg let Waec result come out fes,We want to check something

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Family / Re: Man Ordered To Pay His Ex Girlfriend $50,000 Per Month In Canada by Auladimeji(m): 9:54pm On Sep 11, 2020
What if I he wills all his properties to his children and he told him lawyer to confirm him penniless and he's feeding from his children, Will he also be held accountable

The law saw that he's wealthy that's why they did this,loopholes always dey for law,ask Osibanjo

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Celebrities / Re: This Lady Has Slept With Kanye, WIZ Khalifa And 21 Savage by Auladimeji(m): 8:31pm On Sep 11, 2020
Stephenmoka4:
They will start calling her names now, watch the space.
Is she not?
Politics / Re: Presidency Tells Police To Invite Pastor Ibiyeomie For Threatening Daddy Freeze by Auladimeji(m): 8:29pm On Sep 11, 2020
I see people supporting that pastor and I'm shocked,a so called Christian threatening people. Na so Jesus behaved?Murderers claiming Christian
Education / Re: Female Secondary Students Drink Beer, Celebrate WAEC Final Paper In Cross River by Auladimeji(m): 7:35pm On Sep 11, 2020
Many people will blame them but it's their lives and we felt happy when we left secondary, we felt like a big/girl in town,we're now senior ,it's just that they don't know what's ahead of them

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Romance / Re: My Experience Today While Trying To Bleep An Aro Cultist Babe by Auladimeji(m): 7:24pm On Sep 11, 2020
Articlebeast thank you for completing the story since the op dey feels like DON

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Romance / Re: How Do I Act When Been Friendzoned by Auladimeji(m): 4:35pm On Sep 09, 2020
Adekunlegold9ja:
Good morning,
The subject refers.
Unfortunately I have fallen into the dreadiest zones in relationship.
I have been friendzoned.
The lady keep on calling though.
I need an advice on what to do.
I have been thinking of ignoring her but I feel it's gonna look like I am desperate or probably a bad person. Because the girl in question is actually good and she had done a lot good things for ne I won't ever forget.
Lol
You can change the table buy it depends on how you chat and play with her
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Sometimes Act Strange by Auladimeji(m): 3:40pm On Sep 09, 2020
Seeing SIMPS complaining everyday gives me joy

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