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He better not have offended me
The heck he was thinking

luswitz:
u cant compare rivers with borno all cos of one murder. MUMU! Why cant people use their brain?

Owutere gi
Keep the mentions coming ndi Obiakpor

Rivers, Borno should be merged with Adamawa let's see who'll outdo each other in barbarism

benedictnsi:
middle finger....

My kelebe in yo mouth. Fiaaa

benedictnsi:
you sound too stup:d to earn my reply ..... Buh congratulations.... I just did

Eleribu

benedictnsi:
I hope Nasari El-Rufai heard of this kind gesture

Did they ask you Christians awon alaseju igbalode for food

stinggy:
Yes, there already. If you like stay in Nigeria till we run it over


Yes, those are fellow freedom fighters like me

You will be fine

NoToPile:
Its an Islamic thing, its Muslims I know that make it compulsory.

As for other that do it its basically superstition,


My hair was not cut at birth, didn't cut it till I entered sec sch. I do find shaving the head of a new born baby very risky, the scalp is just too tender for scraping in my opinion.

Went for a naming ceremony in my neighborhood years back. The baby was so restless I was wondering what could have unsettled him that much. His cap gave way to a badly shaven and bloodied head
I screamed 'Aunty, what happened to the baby's hair/scalp?!
There were other people in the sitting room, nobody replied. Aunty was stifling a cry
My elder sister sitting beside me dragged me out and informed me those men in there are alfas who did the shaving. I asked why they had to do that, I was made to understand that's the religious belief of the muslims
I personally don't think that's cool even now but then, na dem sabi
I won't do even the one-year thingy gaan

DIKEnaWAR:
I am sure now that she is not around, the husband is begging Otobo to forgive him and come for a quickie sharp sharp.

He will blame his actions of denying her on the devil.

If he remembers Otobo, his kini will go flaccid in a flash
He no fit look her side again ooo

NwaAmaikpe:


I can only imagine how this his wife's anus will be....
Apostle Suleiman... The anal sex lover.


God bless you sir,
More grace Apostle Suleiman

Thank you for teaching us to ask our sidechicks for nudes
thank you for inspiring us to try out Anal sex.
Thank you for being a licky-licky pastor

stinggy:
We can always import. We have the money

Are you there now? I am not joining you there again, I changed my mind








Bros, sumbori liked and shared your comment sha

stinggy:
AuroraB

How about Ata rodo, sombo, onions and the eye-popping tomatoes from ugwuawusa? How will you get those when you get your Biafra

Mazagwu
Please may I know which Igbo speaking people bear such name cos I don't understand the name at all
Biko, if it's 'ndi Mbammiri' let us be with the tribal bashing

Myself2:
Wetin consign us thick-brained humans if the mbeku loss,let them ask his fellow sodomists

One of his likes won't let us rest on FB, I don't give a flying Bleep about him and his friend
He's seeking attention. Another Bisi Alimi loading

He might have planned his kidnap to get the needed attention and be granted asylum by the pink-skinned bozos though
Abeg, wey that Sapele water, I'm busy right now

ddddon:
If celebrities that we are supposed to be looking up to is capable of doing this. Wahala day be that oh

'We' you and who
Lemme nur say more than this sha

walosky:
What a coward an officer



Let them just try a Nigerian police

I tell you

Oluwasaeon:
Unlike A.Y

You mean, AY the unfunny should do same

Rapper bf
Wait, is she hypnotized
Kai

rattlesnake:
u wey dey live for okoko maiko

You dey mind am

Which cocaine and what grade, biko You need to stfu though
Ororo no be crude oil
I mean, wtf! How long can you fund cocaine habit, Toyin? This is a girl I liked despite the negatives now she's blabbing and showing how little she can express herself in English which we all knew and overlooked

Shey na by force to fly private jet nii
Ain't there some top executives who fly like everyone else
Oju kokoro

chiefololade:
Did her father disown her?

What suggests he did
The conflicting names ?

That No. 5

Deal-breaker

Kneel down ko dobale nii
Gbafuo gi

Kestolove:
I hate anytin dat has to do with lagos...I hate lagos

Like crime such as this is particular to Lagos and Lagos alone

sirugos:
madam do u know that u re stupid. Based on his recent write which i read. Is there any place she mentioned a girl?

Shut your mouth up and take corrections, olofo, olori pelebe
She mentioned her 'daughter' and has been doing so but in order to vomit dirt, your brain has only about bastard to come up with
You had to quote me without visiting the thread. Empty head
Why am I replying the NL resident idiott gan
Bye, onye apari

Alphamale2017:
I understand what u Tryna say. it's not easy dating a broke guy. but u are not fine either. hope u are planning to be independent oh. just in case u don't end up with a rich man

That's unsettling

sirugos:
Madam listen, the bitter truth is that if u refused to show ur son the way to his fathers home, the boy must and will surely go back to his father when he grows up. No grown up man is ready to ans a bastard. So the only advice i will give u now is for u guys to settle amicably interms of taking care of the boy. U re not doing him good by taking full possession of him. I might sound harsh but thats d truth

You the only one on here to see ' a son' when others saw 'a girl'
But then again, you made no sense at all
You won't dare call anyone a bastard however little he/she is in person. I know you know

mrpablo:
u can still start SK business
half bible

If eke gbab you? Imagine what your statement will look like

Owo jona, aja sa re

Benteazaa:
PROFFESSOR JOHNBULL

I'm not