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lefulefu:
na part of d hustling. At least with this pumped azz it will make him stand out among other gay dudes.more customers will be willing to patronize him.

Jboyowoh:
OK I go tell her

Lalas247:
Is that what u tell yourself .... what a shame
So all this time u dey follow me p,at u don’t even hair a strand of hair on your face eh Austin

Infact I have nothing more to say to you

Lalas247:
No beard

Lalas247:
see ur face

lefulefu:
na silicon tinzs .he go pump d yansh

samyfreshsmooth:
na people like you dey make women say we men are confused


if she is always asking, na wahala
if she's not asking at all na double wahala


anyways the possible reasons for her refusal to accept ur gifts are viz:


1) she's tryna make you think she's wife material 100yards so you can put a ring on it sha-per-ly....................(she doesnt know you're a confuse guy though )


2) she has a side niggie or maga that do the "gifting and spending"....,................,.she prolly has several guys with their specific roles and fortunately (according to you, unfortunately), yours ain't spending


3) she's a feminist that takes her independence in high esteem..........if this is the case oga just qun for your dear life o cos na two of una go dey drag for house


and lastly,.


4) she prolly is just structured like that and feels she doesnt have to be a burden to you................if this is the case, wife her up immediately!!

lefulefu:
yes na...kenya never disappoints

Gepheral:
A fabricated story

Who keeps such a person, whose infidelity level is phantom, as a wife!

I can't even imagine it sef. I am one committed dude so the thought of my partner cheating on me sef is alone to call d Damn thing a quit.

A cheat deserves a cheat and a loyal folk deserves nothing short of an undiluted loyalty!

Love catch fire there

My verdict here is.....
Fake story just to trend

Ayoemrys:
lol epistle to the rome


No I mean




To the ladies

DavidEsq:
Na the rugged type of hormone

Checked86:
wicked hormone

valentinos22:
just stay alive long enough you will personally experince it...

okolet:
Its called Para Hormones

Olalan:
These SARS guys are plainly legitimate criminals, cause I dont know what right word explains unlawful arrests, detention and bribe collection if not crimminals.

lilyheaven:
I know you never experience one,
Your wife will turn you to errand boy,
You will go to market 10times in a day.

rebirthforgoody:
Nothing special about him na

rebirthforgoody:
Hmmm never wish to bring back the relationship again ooooooh

Ayoemrys:
You have been dating him for two
years
now and it
has really been blissful, though not
without
the ups
and downs of every relationship.
He treats you like a queen and
worships
the very
ground you walk on. He loves and
respects
everyone
around you and you know he is
perfect for
you.
He is really working hard to take
you to the
altar but
he has financial constraints.
Everything seems to be going at a
good
pace but the
whole story changed when you
attend
your friend's
wedding.
Hmmm, what a wedding! The
celebration
was the
talk of the town for months.
You are just getting over it when
your
friend calls to
say that her hubby has just given
her a
brand new
car.
You begin to think 'when will your
fiancée
make
enough money for your wedding?
Would
he ever get
you a car?
Things suddenly become slow in
your eyes
because
your friend is married to a wealthy
man.
Well, your friend invites you for a
surprise
birthday
party she has organized for her
hubby and
that's it!
You get there and can't take your
eyes off
anything.
The cars at the garage, the flowers,
the
serene and
beautiful environment, the leather
sofas,
the plasma
tv, the sound system.
This must be heaven. You begin to
despise
your
fiancée.
He lives in a bed-sitter with a few
chairs,
You try to
do a comparison.
There's no point!
You get terribly angry,
Your eyes are rolling. Some of your
hubby's friends
are singles and your mind begins to
suggest terrible
things.
You try to ward it off but it comes
stronger...
After the party, you find time to talk
to
your friend
You start to complain about your
fiancée.
You say things that are not so true
because
you have
become impatient.
Your friend can see the handwriting
on the
wall and
she offers to help. After all, what
are
friends for?
One of her hubby's friend is
seriously
searching for a
good wife and she tries to
matchmaker
you. Good
idea huh?
The new guy calls you and you start
a
relationship.
so soon?. Then, you start to
complain
terribly about
your fiancée.
Things that made you happy
suddenly
begin to
pisses you off, Little by little, you try
to
avoid his
calls and he can sense it.
He sends his friends and family to
plead
with you and
but you do not listen.
The new guy invites you over for a
weekend and you
are mad with excitement. You jump
into a
bus to see
a man you do not know!
Safe journey oh,He comes to pick
you at
the motor
park and takes you to his house!
What a
house
This is your final bus stop!
You assure yourself that you won't
miss
this guy and
he senses it, he sees the
desperation in his
eyes and
he is frightened.
Minutes later, you get into the
kitchen to
prepare
dinner and you eat together.
What a sumptuous meal! He
applauds you
and you
are happy. You think you are
winning him
over. After
a while, you start the mop the
floors.
Hmm, at
night
You won't even do that for your
mother in
the
mornings. He tells you that the
maid would
do it but
refuse. You do all the chores for
him and at
night you
dress very seductively.
He is tempted and you guys have
sex!
Hmm, what
do you think you are doing? Having
sex
with a man
who's not legally married to you
and
worse still, one
you barely know.
Hmm, when Its monday morning
and he is
almost
begging you to leave.
When you finally agree to leave, you
deliberately
leave some of your clothes in his
wardrobe
because
you have come to stay(Lmao).
He gives you some good cash on
your way
back and
you are really overjoyed. You tell
your
mum to
prepare to see her rich son in-law.
(Story)
In the next few days, you begin to
do all
the calling.
He starts to complain that he's too
busy.
But who
wouldn't be too busy for a
desperate girl
like you?
When he reluctantly invites you
again, you
intensify
your efforts.
You cook, clean, wash his clothes
and give
him sex
and more sex. You do not even
know so
much about
him except for the fact that he
works in an
oil
company and his parents lives
abroad.
You do not even want to hear any
detail
about any
woman in his life.
You are pregnant after two months
and
you have
mixed feelings. You do not know
what his
reactions
might be, but you are sure you have
something to
hold him down.
But to your utmost surprise he
doesn't
want to hear
of it and he says the baby isn't his.
He
screams and
calls you all sort of names.
(What do you expect? You made
yourself
so cheap).
You plead and plead but he wants
an
abortion, You
are so confused.
You go for an abortion, and after a
few
weeks he
calls you again. You feel very
terrible but
you forgive
him.
You visit him unannounced only to
find a
girl in his
house. You are so devastated and
you
leave.
When you call him to find out who
the slut
in his
house is, he tells you she is his wife
to be
and no
slut. He apologizes profusely. He
has
always tried to
talk to you about her but you never
listened.
He has always had a woman in his
life but
they only
had a misunderstanding and she
was back.
You try to fight your way back but
his mind
is made
up and you are the looser!
You go back to your fiance and he
accepts
you back.
You are indeed lucky. Many girls are
not as
lucky as
you are.
What do you think? Men are wicked
huh?
But don't
you think girls are even more
wicked? You
abandon
a man who has done so much for
you
because you
hear a man is ready for marriage.
It just makes me wanna ask. 'What
makes
a man
ready for marriage? If you think, it
is only
money,
you have to think again!
A man can have a fat bank account
and
not be ready
yet a man can have so little and be
ready.
Don't sell your self cheaply because
of
money. The
man who cannot afford a car today
can
buy ten
tomorrow and the fact that your
friend is
getting
married today doesn't mean you
should
be married
today too.
There's time for everything pls.
Just want to make a common sense.

Colourich:
And he said if women are pregnant they use to be wicked.


hahahahahah..


3 more months to go, be patient, its the hormones.

RoseOkoji:
But you don't know what I look like

Saff:

Nobodys:
Hmm...observing in 3d.. ......

khiaa:
How did she know she was pregnant after only a few days of having sex?