₦airaland Forum

ubunja:
women age faster than men. a 25 yr old woman looks the same age as a 32 yr old man, even when the woman is 7 yrs younger. now imagine if the woman was 7 yrs OLDER!! she will look like the man's sister in 3 yrs and in 20 yrs time she will look like the man's auntie.
men stay away from older women.

OrestesDante:



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mistacoco:
must Nigerians comment with insult? We only discuss on it, I didn't give her the money.

Btw she nver said she wont contribute, she said she will only contribute when am down financially.

lefulefu:
I always loved that man while growing up. Always smiling and hardly getiing angry.

JONNYSPUTE:
... Exactly bro. This is how they go about destroying peoples marriage because they can't find a man to call theirs. In my house I do domestic chores because I enjoy doing it not because my wife wants it that way.Any sensible man will help her woman out at home,period.

lefulefu:
there was this lecturer then. We grew up knowing him. The man na very nice man. He dey always go market for im wife and dey cook and wash her undies while d wife does nothing. Anytime he go market dem say na so market women go dey vex with d man dey ask wey im wife. Anyway it was rumoured dat his wife was cheating on him and when d man eventually went to the US for his phd na so d wife dey bring men come their house. D man eventually knew about his wife cheating ways but their catholic priest reconciled dem sha. D man do pass away sha. Na hypertension take im life.

pahzz:
Hahaha. I saw what you did there.

delugajackson:
For your information, most of us were brought up very well in that regard so this really amounts to nothing. A few times I've asked ladies to cook, it's either they come up with excuses or they end up preparing a concoction.

Most of these slay queens will prefer you eat outside cause they know their deficiency. Ask her to prepare beans for you and I promise you will need a new set teeth as a result of too much stone. As for washing plates, why not turn him to your house boy officially?

Gossipblogger:
This one must have had series of Breakups before crying out like this, Lol.. Twitter user Winnie Has offered the leadway for ladies to get a Potential Husband, In series of tweet she made, Winne said Before you marry a man make sure you must have sent him to the Market, Buy food stuffs, Boil rice, wash plates and fry plantain, According to her its to prove his love, But you know what, I will leave the replies for ya'll to give her

BrainnewsNg:
Where will it happen?

BrainnewsNg:
Whats this? Please

ubunja:
i will only marry when i need a maid i can pay with dick.

BrainnewsNg:
No! Help me out..

decatalyst:
No!

He is not done "talking" lemme complete with it...At least you go dey silent till he is done

BrainnewsNg:
His selling point..

I just hope he is 'BIG' as claimed..

fairfora:
lol, what of Don Juanism?

Oyindidi:
Sexkillz

ghettowriter:
Something tells me a Nairalander or two wont hesitate to jump on this job if the offer was open. 170k x 8 months is 1.3mills

+extra package which is.....Beer



Think about that for a minute

Next2Bezee:
The boy did indeed spend some time in an all-male school; he may have picked up his sexual preference then or before that.

No one is born gay; it is a choice. These ones are just consoling themselves.

PS: The young man should be slowly introduced to the female anus, before moving to vagiina, that is the only way he can be saved.

samyfreshsmooth:
who's ubanja


lemme see if i can and should believe this..............,..............i'll get back to you tomorrow

samyfreshsmooth:
no vex


i thought (and still think) you're a lady as e be say you dey always act as the protector and defender of them nairaland babes

samyfreshsmooth:
aunty abeg this thread is a celebration/congratulation thread



just let the matter die abeg or mention me for another thread

samyfreshsmooth:
congrats man

and hope say no be nairaland girl o

agbonkamen:
stop stressing yourself Nigerian men are not romantic, it has been like that since creation.

lefulefu:
Oya ooo oyindidi,Lalas247,izaray,highqueen ur opinion is needed

louken:
Op may not have presented his point well but there are elements of truth in what he said.

Saff:
anything white accentuates your body, black makes you look slimmer. So even if someone has a flat ass if they wear white jeans it will make your ass look x2 bigger. Anything light coloured. Grey is another colour that makes your ass look big. White top will make your boobs look bigger.

Neoteny:
Lols

I'm at my lowest ebb today.

You got off lucky.

UjuJoan2:
Oh I seriously doubt that. . .

Saff:
white jeans can make anyone’s ass look big. Just saying

glolove1:
True talk Juliet