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EmekaBlue:
Anozie Madaubuchi Cyril good work atleast u retrieved their passport first

na igbo men form that consulate general office for guangzhou that year i was in china and it has started atleast paying off.


the major consulate at shaghai 上海 and embassy at Beijing北京 are full of lazy abooki and she-aboki wont even give a crap of what is happening to business men/traders at GuangZhou广州

that's how chinese ate my hard earned 10k usd and none wanted to help me even with all the paper evidence.

Now im back to this shithole nigeria suffering and starting from scratch again

wink2015:
It is the same country Mr Borrow Borrow ( Buhari ) went to take huge Chinese loans to fix the socalled Nigeria railways.

When he can not pay back the loan trust the Chinese they will come for his head.

Chinese behave like typical Africans despite their level of Infrastructural development.

APOPTOSIS:
When I'm using REDMI MI NOTE 10

kaili:
LOL!!! My first day on Nairaland and this is what I see!?

Franzinni:
Our own pastors are building online offering portals ... With tithes and even transportation offering haha Nigeria .. Mumu in abundance

ojun50:
If say yr husband beat her una for no like wetin I go tell una dis night....

Start yr conservation like dis....
Why did you run out wen yr dad is beating me? .... then you listen to wht she is about to say

Melezenawii:
This mumu op will never mention her State Governor...

StagethemTVee:
Is this confirmed? If it is, hope he survives it and hope he learns from the experience and make life better for his state men and women.

icebird25:
Ahhh this one Don killl ss3 student with prick ...
Team wombshifter, hit her g spot , wombdistroyer... Where are you guys the devil has finally caught one of your team mate o

XhosaNostra:
Stupid & gullible is you. Does this guy sound flustered to you? If someone died in your presence & you had nothing to do with it, would you be in a state of mind to make a thread about it? Either he's lying or he's responsible. I doubt an innocent person could be that callous.

yarimo:
so in your dullard mind the man has only one cap ?

YorubaKinging:
Everything is about to change
In few years to this time
No Nigerian will want to travel out again

You LL understand why soon

cr7lomo:
It's s crime against the wife

Stephendeals:


More people will start playing virtual Bets(Baby)

Cuntface:
it's a disability tho.

well we can call it beautiful disability

ChildOfDoom:
I am 29 years old. from Edo state. I admit that I am a bet9ja virtual (gamble) addict. if you are reading this and you know some one who plays the same virtual, don't bother wasting your saliva to advise them. they will surely go back to the act. it is a dangerous world of no return.

despite advice from friends and family, I still can't stop betting (bet9ja). we only change a little but once a little money gets to our hand, we go back to the act.

my life is being threatened as a result of this addiction. like I have mentioned in previous threads, I dare not step into Benin because I gambled with the phone of a 'strong man'. currently where i stay is top secret. lots of people are looking for me. I sold the Samsung a guy put in my custody and used it on betting. even someone's enrolment money for WAEC I was meant to pay on the person's behalf, was used by me.

there are other instances too numerous to mention. it's only a matter of time before I am caught and dealt with. I know some in my predicament have either been lynched or put in jail

opebiboy:
no be bad belle. He is stating the fact. Davido's album sales in the US is less than 15,000 copies. Platinum is one million copies. Even Kanye west, Rick Ross can't even sell one million copies these days

flokii:
You'll lose money, peace of mind and attract. evil spirits into your life and destiny if you do.. Life is too spiritual than you'll ever imagine trust me.

My advice is get a girlfriend or better still abstain till marriage.

LOGOBELT:
Lolz, around 2015 i was at Abeokuta for a Meeting, after the meeting, i decided to use the ATM, atleast man go survey the town small before returning to Lagos.

Immediately, i left the ATM a girl, light skinned, quite pretty, jammed me, and she was like,

Good afternoon, buy this product **** it makes man stronger on bed.

I was shocked, so i told her i was not interested in buying, the next thing she said was " I will give you my number if you will buy ooo"

Now, my shock escalated to the realms above. I was like, which kind temptation be this

Na speed i use disappear from there.

mu2sa2:
When you're ready , get a virgin like yourself so that you start as novices and learn the practicals of coitus together. If you're able "to hold bodi" till you marry, and your wife too, you're going to have a fantastic sexx life. You will both go into honeymoon as jjc and continue to become experts through trial and error (but note that you wont enjoy this experience with 100% satisfaction if you're a porn watcher now because those films would have rewired your brain).

mu2sa2:
While i am in no position to vouch for the veracity of any post, but i have read a medical book that lends credence to your statement, "I know prick is one hell of a coward." The author attributes some cases of erectile dysfunction to bad experiences like you had. He gave the example of a man who was caught pants down with a woman by her husband. The husband caught them when he returned home unexpectedly from a night shift. The furious husband, holding a knife, held the culprit by his diick and threatened to sever it. The culprit managed to get off from the grip and escaped physical injury, but since that day he never had an erection again.
Op, while your ordeal has made you turn born again, the culprit referred to above has lost the ability to fvck due to lack of erection. Your case is better - you can still indulge yourself, in secret of course as people in your shoes are wont to (hahaha, remember "brother" peter + "sister" esther romp?).

Offpoint:
Used my school fees in school to pay her own school fees on Friday....

Got home and filled their Geepee tank with water from well.

Helped mopped, washed her aunt kids clothes...

Iron her aunt husband clothes and uniform (Soldier)

Went to market together, came back and picked the leaves. Being a good cooker, I requested she let me cooked the food. After cooking, I cleaned up the kitchen and there was nothing left to do.

Went to parlour to watched titanic, and one thing wanted to led to another... bamm! her aunt husband just returned from work (Soldier) and caught me kissing and pressing bress...

Brothers and sisters, that was the day I know prick is one hell of a coward. instantly, it went from 6.3inches to -3inches.


I don't want to explain what happened that evening, but one thing for sure is... my life was never the same.
I realized sometimes you don't need prayers to give your life to Jesus, beatings can do the job.

Today I'm a child of God, living for him alone and my prick refuse to come out since that ugly incident.

3 things you should fear in life:
God
Women
And soldier

DelTel:
This is Deep!

Inehmesit:
Is it the same thing with that of Austria?

bluefilm:
Upcoming ashawo definitely!!!

Nonsense.