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Family › Re: What's That Most Annoying Thing A Visitor Has Ever Done In Your House? by Average9jaman: 8:18am On Aug 24, 2021
musa7m:
you are very stupid to bring Muslim into this
You are very stupid to say this!
Politics › Re: El-Rufai - Only Way To Stop Banditry Is To Kill Them All by Average9jaman: 7:53am On Aug 24, 2021
El rufai, both u and buhari are saying that the killing, kidnapping and chaos are by fulani foreigners from 14 African countries and you want to grant them unhindered access to the whole country by creating outdated and obsolete grazing routes across Nigeria for foreigners to stroll in and out of the country, kidnap and kill citizens with bold and brazen impunity, and u want to tell me that you are not sponsoring and supporting these foreigners and boko haram to destroy the country.
Politics › Re: IRIGWE Development Association (IDA) Replies Police by Average9jaman: 12:35pm On Aug 16, 2021
Terrorist islamic government, one sided, only for the muslims angry
Politics › Re: Kwara: JTF Intercepts Migrating Herders In Their Hundreds by Average9jaman: 11:19am On Aug 06, 2021
Business › Re: 'If You Don't Have ₦500k At 26 & Above, You Don't Have Purpose In Life' - Lady by Average9jaman: 12:41pm On Jul 30, 2021
obembet:
Twitter urser @Cindyy&Fabzs has challenges Nigeria youth in her recent Twitte,

she wrote

If at 26 years & above and you don’t have close to 500k resting in your account, then you don’t have a purpose in this life..


Source: https://twitter.com/Cindyy_Fabzs/status/1420688305948176387?s=19[/quote]This talk is from a shallow mind...
Politics › Re: Full Extract Of Kyari's Conversation With Hushpuppi That Nailed Him by Average9jaman: 6:49pm On Jul 29, 2021
Police are the biggest thieves... undecided
Romance › Re: True Love Really Exist See How Teenage Boy Flaunts His Fat Overweight Girlfriend by Average9jaman: 11:29am On Jul 28, 2021
Lindabanks:
Tire shine, a young teenage man from the Bahamas took to Instagram to share loved-up photos with his fat and overweight girlfriend, Rose Shaquon.

Sharing the photos of them at the beach, he wrote, “I love her heart and not her looks.” Isn’t that just so sweet and awesome, to love a woman based on her personality and not her beauty?

Many people commented on the post wondering why such a skinny guy would choose to be with a chubby lady. “Maybe na him spec”, another person responded.

Yeah it could be true, all human beings are not the same entirely and we all have different types of people, or do we say “spec” that might attract us.

Well. good luck to these love birds, and hope it turns out well for them.

SOURCE: TOKTOK9JA
MORE PHOTOS HERE: https://toktok9ja.com/true-love-really-exist-see-how-teenage-boy-flaunts-his-fat-overweight-girlfriend/
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Travel › Re: A Visit To Kano 3-In-1 N4.5 Billion Dangi Underpass Bridge (Photos, Video) by Average9jaman: 6:23pm On Jul 25, 2021
Kcitytv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNyhiIsSAF0

KANO 3 IN ONE 4.5 BILLION DANGI UNDERPASS BRIDGE |PLACE TO VISIT IN KANO

The 3-in-1 Dangi Underpass/Flyover · Kano State Urban Planning and Development. The bridge is located at Zoo road kano opp s.k.y complex, Trade Fair Area, Kano, Nigeria | Park.
The bridge which was awarded for N4.5billion
I recently toured the flyover and underpass to see the work done after they comissioned the project.
See theft @ the highest level angry

How can this bridge cost N4 billion abeg shocked
Business › Re: Which Business Did You Regret Starting Because It Ended Up In Huge Loss by Average9jaman: 2:46pm On Jul 25, 2021
SamPeeLamen:
You see poultry biz? Run away from it. I started the biz well but 12 weeks later, i started getting fat while the biz was dying without reason, or so i thought. Turns out the biz died cos i ate most of the chickens.
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Eid-El-Kabir: Gov. Ugwuanyi Presents Sallah Gifts To Muslims by Average9jaman: 6:44am On Jul 20, 2021
A thought just crossed my mind, do d muslims celebrate like this with Christians during Christmas and Easter to show togetherness?

I don't remember any muslim governor doing such o, I stand to be corrected
Politics › Re: First Batch Of A-29 Super Tucano Aircraft Departs USA For Nigeria by Average9jaman: 8:36pm On Jul 15, 2021
WaffenSS:
Apaches with TADS can shoot from miles away... silently and unseen...safe from AA guns.

But I prefer the use of 50mm cannons, cluster bombs, napalm, and white phosphorus to really neuter those Boko and bandit bastards. They should suffer before they die.
grin
Politics › Re: First Batch Of A-29 Super Tucano Aircraft Departs USA For Nigeria by Average9jaman: 5:43pm On Jul 15, 2021
WaffenSS:
It's too fast. That's why it's also called Fast Mover. Sure with a great targeting pod it can knock off SAM sites and radars and even convoys, but it's not ideal for counterinsurgency where you're basically taking out people on foot and in technicals. Most often it needs laser designation from the ground which isn't always ideal.

You need slow movers, such as the A10 warthog and the Super Tucanos, and helo gunships, to loiter for long CAS and fire cannons, hellfires, and other antipersonnel weaponry.
1 apache chopper can wipe out half of sambisa forest.

Only 2 apaches can wipe out the whole boko haram grin
Politics › Re: First Batch Of A-29 Super Tucano Aircraft Departs USA For Nigeria by Average9jaman: 5:38pm On Jul 15, 2021
TUANKU:
Nice one.
But can't Nigeria afford an F16 at least?

People questioning my choice of an F16, that aircraft was introduced in 1978 first before modern builds and it's a multi role fighter. I don't see any reason why it shouldn't be in the air force fleet.
If your argument is about the cost of the aircraf remember these people took a billion dollar loan for purchase of military equipment.
Only 1 F-16 fighter jet is better than the whole Nigerian Air force fleet of aircrafts grin
Politics › Re: To Avoid Genocide, Protect Fulanis First by Average9jaman: 2:07pm On Jul 14, 2021
AlexBells:
There had been accumulated hate against the Fulanis, and this is not good for humanity. Terrorism had become a way of life in the North it becomes heartbreaking that instead of us seeing the Terrorists herdsmen as infectious terrorism ravaging the North we had chosen to see the Fulanis as a Criminal tribe.

It does not matter how much instrument of the Nigerian state wielded to protect the Fulanis, when this general hate reach a certain point it will end terribly.

It is our duty to separate the good from the bad, the terrorists from the innocent, launching a generalised onslaught against the Fulanis is going to be our own terrorism, where then is our humanity.
Wetin dis 1 dey tok huh
Education › Re: UNIBEN Fresh Graduate, TJ Drowns In Swimming Pool (photo) by Average9jaman: 11:47pm On Jul 09, 2021
This brought back some memories, grin several years back me and my friend went to the pool to swim. As we were there my younger sisters class mate arrived the pool with a girl on his arm, she was just close marking him.

That's how he now went to join some guys who wanted to race the length of the pool, unknown to everyone that he couldn't swim.

As the race start, na so d guys run everybody jump enta water. After they jumped in me and my friend continue our gist,we dint even bother to check on the outcome of the race.

Small time we come c confusion by the poolside,... Say dem no c person. Ah...

People started jumping into the pool, after the third guy jumped in, they were now able to pull him out of the water.

Na d 1st day I see say human being eye complete white... D black of his eyes had rolled up and only d white was showing with water dripping from his mouth, omo I fear.

His girlfriend was busy crying and shouting AUSTIN AUSTIN...
After few seconds of pressing his stomach he coughed out water and the black of his eyes came down a bit.

That's how we carried him straight with someone's car to the hospital.

He was sha admitted and immediately placed on drips, with his girlfriend crying and thanking us. We saw he was getting stabilised and decided to leave back to the pool to get our stuff.

The funny thing is because of the whole drowning episode, we rushed him to the hospital in only our swimming trunks, no shirt and bare footed.

Kai, it was very embarrassing as we stood by the roadside trying to flag down a taxi. Cars passing were just looking at us, even empty taxis refused to stop. Finally after a while 1 taxi stopped, you need to see the looks on faces of those in the car. We explained to them what happened and why we were looking like that and we all ended up laughing about the whole scenario.

The driver said he was scared to stop wen he saw us standing bare feet with shorts, no shirt and white bodies (chlorine in the pool has a way of drying your skin and making it white) but just picked the courage and decided to stop. When we got to our destination he refused to collect money

That day I learnt a very important lesson in life...

RESPECT WATER...

If you don't know how to swim, don't front like you know how to, that shit could very well cost you your life.
Crime › Re: Usifo Ataga Family Reveals Why He’s Going Out With Chidinma by Average9jaman: 11:39am On Jun 30, 2021
Richy4:
<<<Them sey lies they fly up and down every where for Nigeria because of their brother death, na him make them open up for their family matter.. say make them tell the public as the tory take happen...

<<< First, them thank the police for their speed action in catching Chidinma even though camera no dey for the hotel wey them dey do wetin them they do...

<<<second, them say the man no commit adultery because him and him wife been dey get problem for marriage...Them say him and him wife don separate for 4 year..(separation mean say them no dey leave for the same house). say friends and family members know about the matter..

<<<<< Thirdly, the family members come defend the man wife called Brenda... them say she no fit rent people make the publish ogbonge news during her husband demise death.. say na the handwork of people way wan sell information and the killer na them carry that kin news land for computer and everywhere.... Say Brenda no be that kin pickin wey sabi look for publicity foto dey stand and pose...

>>>Finally, they come beg the public say anyone wey dey carry Ogbonge and adigboloja news say make them stop am... say make them respect the family for this period wey them the cry..
Na God go bless you grin
Crime › Re: Usifo Ataga Family Reveals Why He’s Going Out With Chidinma by Average9jaman: 7:19pm On Jun 29, 2021
Someone should please summarize in few sentences huh
Business › Help, Can't Access Bing, Duckduckgo (privacy Search Engine) by Average9jaman(op): 12:39pm On Jun 29, 2021
Has anyone else noticed this?

Tried to access these sites this morning to do some searches but they are not connecting.

When I use vpn, I can access them.

Is the government denying access to some sites apart from twitter.

I totally distrust this buhari government with their terrible track record and unwillingness to be transparent and all inclusive.

Is anyone else experiencing this?
Food › Re: China Goes Into Mass Garri Production With High Technology (vid) by Average9jaman: 10:58am On Jun 27, 2021
complexBoss12:
next thing now is imported garri will full market, killing the local market. who ever opened this company in China, his only target is Nigeria, but our mf leaders will do nothing about it...

I woke up this morning, thinking. What bothers me is how an individual like Dangote, managed to build a refinery, but a country that makes his net worth in day could not.
It's a question that defies any logical explanation what so ever.

It makes absolutely no sense.

We just do not demand enough accountability from our leaders as a people. People goof and heads don't roll, nobody losses his job.

I bet you that if all those politicians job security was threatened if any corrupt activities were linked to them, they would all sit up and work well in their various constituencies.

C that British health minister lost his job because he flouted covid 19 protocols and kissed his P. A grin


Here they will even assault the p. A, assault the parking attendant, assault the girl at the 3ex toy shop. And garba shehu will be releasing statements supporting them.... Smh..
Politics › Re: Indigene Warns Against Exclusive Occupation Of Igbos In Highbrow Areas In Kano by Average9jaman: 8:32am On Jun 25, 2021
Nigerian Islam teaches hate, intolerance and stand against any form of development. That's y world Bank is projecting that under buhari our economy has reversed to where it was decades ago.

These people have developed this area and u are busy complaining, shebi u and your ancestors have lived in the land, what then stopped u from developing the land b4 now.

If they let the muslims live amongst them, whenever any crisis starts ur muslim neighbour for 10 years will be the person who will lead the mob to ur front gate, break it down and make you watch while they slaughter and burn your family and then slaughter you finally.

Am not just saying this, I have experienced it 1st hand.

Trust a muslim @ ur own risk
Celebrities › Re: South African Local Artists Celebrate "World Naked Hiking Day" Nude (PIX) by Average9jaman: 8:12am On Jun 25, 2021
Bunch of gays angry
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Singer, YQ, Hospitalised In US (Photos, Video) by Average9jaman: 6:31pm On Jun 24, 2021
The thing that stuck in my mind is wen he said the ambulance and cop showed in less than 5mins. 9ja police response time is like 5 hours huh
Politics › Re: The Day Herdsmen Told Me Akure Land Belonged To Them by Average9jaman: 2:02pm On Jun 24, 2021
SportsHD:
2023 is almost here. These cow ffuckers gon learn. Their eye go hear am.
Don't b so sure o. Their grand patron in aso rock has successfully placed fulanis in various positions of influence within the corridors of power and their only agenda is jihad.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Outcome Of CBN CPP Recruitment, 2020 by Average9jaman: 1:29pm On Jun 24, 2021
iampeterben:
I pray the best candidates gets this vacancies. ♡
Unfortunately that can never be d case. I can bet my left balls that only northerners were given
TV/Movies › Re: Kabinda Kalimina: Zambian KBN TV Presenter Demands For His Salary On Live TV by Average9jaman: 1:14pm On Jun 24, 2021
Drunkard or not, pay him what you owe him. A labourer is good for his wages.
Politics › Re: President Buhari's Twitter Negotiation Team by Average9jaman: 1:24pm On Jun 23, 2021
How can the same people who are responsible for the problem be the same people selected to negotiate. These are ALL buharis stooges...
*spits
Business › Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Average9jaman: 7:50am On Jun 22, 2021
Pls what of simpsonrocket? Haven't seen his posts in a while, I wonder if he's still into domaining
Politics › Re: Monguno Is Threatening Life Of Abdulrasheed Bawa, EFCC Boss - Sahara Reporters by Average9jaman: 1:53pm On Jun 16, 2021
This is the same nsa that was said to have assassinated gulak for calling him out.

All this corruption is because of a non functional judicial system, because all dis men dem suppose dey jail.
Politics › Re: FG To Spend N700M To Force 29 Generals Out - Sahara Reporters by Average9jaman: 1:25pm On Jun 09, 2021
This zombie fuq in aso rock, buhari, has absolutely no regard for law or due process or fair hearing or federal character or anything resembling order. The ONLY thing he knows is SENTIMENT. He has continually acted without regard to the impact his decisions have on everybody else.

Notin persin eye nor go c 4 9ja undecided
Politics › Re: Don’t Access Twitter Through VPN - APC Warns Nigerians by Average9jaman: 7:26am On Jun 09, 2021
Since when did these archaic, slow pokes suddenly become tech saavy
nothing eye no go c 4 9ja undecided
Politics › Re: Twitter Ban: The Position Of House Of Representatives - Femi Gbajabiamila by Average9jaman: 7:17am On Jun 09, 2021
[quote author=Paschal2806 post=102516796][/quote]Too long to read this dead talk. Someone should please summarize what these zombies are saying.
Romance › Re: Married Women In Love With Me by Average9jaman: 1:45pm On Jun 04, 2021
What are you doing always hanging around alone with married women

ObamaMessi:
I had this woman who we lived in thesame compound, she's Tiv by tribe. She was at her late 20s. She was always fond of me and asks of me in my absence. I never thought she was feeling something for me. Sometimes she looks straight into my eyes and make her looks softer. Her looks on me shows deep affection.This
woman bought me recharge card on my birthday, and always give me food to eat.Whatever i ask her she strive to get it for me.
To cut the long story short, she always touch me and call me to her room and just be looking at me.She shew different signs until she lurred me to hug her. She was soft and good for romance, but i never did.
The second woman was older by far, i think around 40s.Tho she did her's in a more matured way. This woman always ask who my girlfriend is. She love sitting beside me but never made eye contacts or touches. One sunday while everybody have gone to church, she cooked and fetched my own share for me. I was in the room and this woman, without knocking, forced in.

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