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WaffenSS:1 apache chopper can wipe out half of sambisa forest. Only 2 apaches can wipe out the whole boko haram ![]() |
TUANKU:Only 1 F-16 fighter jet is better than the whole Nigerian Air force fleet of aircrafts ![]() |
AlexBells:Wetin dis 1 dey tok ![]() |
This brought back some memories, several years back me and my friend went to the pool to swim. As we were there my younger sisters class mate arrived the pool with a girl on his arm, she was just close marking him.That's how he now went to join some guys who wanted to race the length of the pool, unknown to everyone that he couldn't swim. As the race start, na so d guys run everybody jump enta water. After they jumped in me and my friend continue our gist,we dint even bother to check on the outcome of the race. Small time we come c confusion by the poolside,... Say dem no c person. Ah... People started jumping into the pool, after the third guy jumped in, they were now able to pull him out of the water. Na d 1st day I see say human being eye complete white... D black of his eyes had rolled up and only d white was showing with water dripping from his mouth, omo I fear. His girlfriend was busy crying and shouting AUSTIN AUSTIN... After few seconds of pressing his stomach he coughed out water and the black of his eyes came down a bit. That's how we carried him straight with someone's car to the hospital. He was sha admitted and immediately placed on drips, with his girlfriend crying and thanking us. We saw he was getting stabilised and decided to leave back to the pool to get our stuff. The funny thing is because of the whole drowning episode, we rushed him to the hospital in only our swimming trunks, no shirt and bare footed. Kai, it was very embarrassing as we stood by the roadside trying to flag down a taxi. Cars passing were just looking at us, even empty taxis refused to stop. Finally after a while 1 taxi stopped, you need to see the looks on faces of those in the car. We explained to them what happened and why we were looking like that and we all ended up laughing about the whole scenario. The driver said he was scared to stop wen he saw us standing bare feet with shorts, no shirt and white bodies (chlorine in the pool has a way of drying your skin and making it white) but just picked the courage and decided to stop. When we got to our destination he refused to collect money That day I learnt a very important lesson in life... RESPECT WATER... If you don't know how to swim, don't front like you know how to, that shit could very well cost you your life. |
Richy4:Na God go bless you ![]() |
Someone should please summarize in few sentences ![]() |
Has anyone else noticed this? Tried to access these sites this morning to do some searches but they are not connecting. When I use vpn, I can access them. Is the government denying access to some sites apart from twitter. I totally distrust this buhari government with their terrible track record and unwillingness to be transparent and all inclusive. Is anyone else experiencing this? |
complexBoss12:It's a question that defies any logical explanation what so ever. It makes absolutely no sense. We just do not demand enough accountability from our leaders as a people. People goof and heads don't roll, nobody losses his job. I bet you that if all those politicians job security was threatened if any corrupt activities were linked to them, they would all sit up and work well in their various constituencies. C that British health minister lost his job because he flouted covid 19 protocols and kissed his P. A ![]() Here they will even assault the p. A, assault the parking attendant, assault the girl at the 3ex toy shop. And garba shehu will be releasing statements supporting them.... Smh.. |
Nigerian Islam teaches hate, intolerance and stand against any form of development. That's y world Bank is projecting that under buhari our economy has reversed to where it was decades ago. These people have developed this area and u are busy complaining, shebi u and your ancestors have lived in the land, what then stopped u from developing the land b4 now. If they let the muslims live amongst them, whenever any crisis starts ur muslim neighbour for 10 years will be the person who will lead the mob to ur front gate, break it down and make you watch while they slaughter and burn your family and then slaughter you finally. Am not just saying this, I have experienced it 1st hand. Trust a muslim @ ur own risk |
Bunch of gays ![]() |
The thing that stuck in my mind is wen he said the ambulance and cop showed in less than 5mins. 9ja police response time is like 5 hours ![]() |
SportsHD:Don't b so sure o. Their grand patron in aso rock has successfully placed fulanis in various positions of influence within the corridors of power and their only agenda is jihad. |
iampeterben:Unfortunately that can never be d case. I can bet my left balls that only northerners were given |
Drunkard or not, pay him what you owe him. A labourer is good for his wages. |
How can the same people who are responsible for the problem be the same people selected to negotiate. These are ALL buharis stooges... *spits |
Pls what of simpsonrocket? Haven't seen his posts in a while, I wonder if he's still into domaining |
This is the same nsa that was said to have assassinated gulak for calling him out. All this corruption is because of a non functional judicial system, because all dis men dem suppose dey jail. |
This zombie fuq in aso rock, buhari, has absolutely no regard for law or due process or fair hearing or federal character or anything resembling order. The ONLY thing he knows is SENTIMENT. He has continually acted without regard to the impact his decisions have on everybody else. Notin persin eye nor go c 4 9ja ![]() |
Since when did these archaic, slow pokes suddenly become tech saavy nothing eye no go c 4 9ja ![]() |
[quote author=Paschal2806 post=102516796][/quote]Too long to read this dead talk. Someone should please summarize what these zombies are saying. |
What are you doing always hanging around alone with married women ObamaMessi: |
AdaugoChisom:I agree with you, it's clear to c |
Is it also northern commanders heading the military operations against boko haram in the north east? |
Emergingnation:Hmm :[ Fulani terrorists are now commanding, and giving orders to army, police and dss D thunder wey go fire buhari nyash still dey do press-up |
criuze:I believe fire won't spread much cos of the sand in the bottles, sand is used to quench fire also, I think d building may be warm when the weather is cold and cool wen the weather is hot because of the properties of the building materials used, ie plastic and sand |
DaddyRochie1642:Sharp ya mout dere!! C ur reasoning abeg. So as a journalist he should not do his work? Corruption that has led 9ja 2 the point we are now, we have never had it so bad, and you feel this terrible corruption should be left "unsaid" When what is wrong is not condemned by the just, it only emboldenes the evil doer to carry out even worse acts |
C wetin Nepa don cause now, very sad ![]() |
LikeAking:Oga it's not just a song o, it is brainwashing from a tender age |
Anigreat:My guy borrow brain small |
Na Fulani b dis |
Mine was some years ago when my car alternator developed fault one late night when I was heading home after hanging out with 1 of my guys, we ended spending the night in the car cos the battery eventually ran down. As a very shap badguy early in the morning I called one fine babe I was screwing then 2 bring me some cash quick so I cud fix d issue since it wasn't a major problem. Na so she fly bike come b4 7.30am. I was happy to see her wen she arrived (she was looking sweeeet) and enveloped her in a bear hug. I no kno say 1 bad belle soldier dey d side dey eye d girl cos it was about a 20 metres from a check point. Na so d soldier come call me say make a run come. Him come dey para say who me I tink say I b. He now ordered me 2sit on the ground by the roadside. I come dey vex 4 my mind say wetin I do na, but I no fit shout, D kind eye d other 4 soldiers wey dey d checkpoint dey carry look me ehn, my friend was standing on the other side of the road. Chai!!! C d girl stand by my side dey look everything wey dey happen. Na so I frown face and sat on my hands. I know say if I shout dem go carry me shine, mess me up. The yeye green boy come call de girl dey try chyk her. As I sat watching I cud c she was also frowning 4d guy and giving dem attitude. After speaking with her for a short while I now heard 1 of the other soldiers say in hausa - ah, leave dis girl and this guy o, person wey carry her own money come meet d guy early mormor like dis, see as she dey do sef, jus leave her abeg. D soldier was now feeling 1 kind because she did not give him face and people were now beginning to stare. D bastard now said I should stand up and was forming friendly. The babe now came and hugged me and we crossed the road to where my friend was standing. We now gisted for a few minutes, she handed me the money and left. After she left my friend nor gree my ear rest, he was saying wat did I do to the girl that she's happily putting her life at risk for me, we replaced the alternator and happily left the place. |




