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Technology MarketRe: *******Licensed JBL Sales Merchant 24HR Delivery Anywhere In Nigeria>>>>>>***** by Average9jaman: 10:15am On Sep 19, 2021
samtobbie:
So I got a jbl go 2 from op and it’s very nice... on the go gbedu grin grin���
How much did you get it bro?
PoliticsRe: Garba Shehu Criticises Yoruba Nation Over UN March, Partnership With IPOB by Average9jaman: 7:08am On Sep 16, 2021
I can never waste my reading to read anything from this garbage shehu angry
PoliticsRe: Open Grazing Ban: We’re Open For Discussion, Miyetti Allah Tells Ortom by Average9jaman: 3:04pm On Sep 14, 2021
Flyingngel:
Why do they have so much evil affinity with this Ortom grazing ban as if other states has not done the same thing?
They have their eyes set on Benue State and other middle belt states because it's very conducive for their cows. Benue is the 1st state to enact ban on open grazing, worse yet is the fact that it is one of the middle belt states that they are badly lusting after

So d tin dey kill dem for mind
PoliticsRe: Ajuri Ngelale Knocks Wike: FG Not Taking Niger Delta Money To The North by Average9jaman: 2:41pm On Sep 14, 2021
PoliticsRe: UAE Designates Six Nigerians As Global Financiers Of Terrorism by Average9jaman: 1:31pm On Sep 14, 2021
DSS, DSS!! Where r u NOW? U wil not go after, arrest and parade those people, even after UAE has given u all their names. The time that man said (I can't remember the mans name but I kno others would) a high profile government official is the leader of boko haram, the fire dss used to go after him, he had to alter his statement.

This other retired army man who spoke on Channels tv some weeks ago, and said government officials are boko haram sponsors and sympathisers, see speed army and dss take follow the guy.

Now that their names have come out, DSS, mute!

Ok, where dss own list of boko sponsors? We never carry eye see am... Dat time wey dss talk say dem do clamp down, go after many people, together with some bureau de change people and now wants to hang it on their necks


It gives the average man on the streets the impression that you are participating in the plan.

These are the people destroying the country and you are supposed to be arresting, prosecuting and parading, not those yahoo boys you are displaying their mugshots

How can a sitting president be a boko haram mediator, an ardent and passionate defender of the group and then "claim" to fight terrorism¿

And his communications minister a well known isis supporter and member,... in mathematics, what would be the outcome of that equation?

Mark my words, that name they are trying so hard to hide, will soon be out in the open for everyone to see. Everyday for the thief...

DSS where are you now??
PoliticsRe: UAE Designates Six Nigerians As Global Financiers Of Terrorism by Average9jaman: 12:28pm On Sep 14, 2021
Fahdiga:
Where's the name of the one who said that an attack against Boko Haram is an attack against the north
His name is buhari, the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Shares Video Of Pantami Crying During One Of His Sermons by Average9jaman: 8:46am On Sep 13, 2021
Ikpeyi:
After what seemed a break from attacking her husband or his appointees on social media, First Lady Aisha Buhari is back in the news.

This time around, it is the Minister of Communication and Digital Economy, Ali Isa Pantami, that seems to be the target.
In an Instagram post on Sunday, the First Lady shared a video showing Pantami shedding tears during one of his sermons.

The minister burst into tears after his reciter read a verse of the Holy Quran.

“That is the Garden we shall give as their own to those of Our servants who were devout,” read the reciter from Surah Maryam, Verse 63.

In response, Pantami sobbed, “O Allah! Make me one of them. O Allah! Make me one of them!”

The First Lady, who posted the video, attached a short Hausa sentence to it.

“A chire tsoro a yi abinda ya dace”, which can be interpreted as “Be courageous to do the right thing”.

It is unclear why the president’s wife posted this video, which is currently generating attention on social media.

She put up the post three weeks after Pantami joined Yusuf, her son, with Zahra Bayero, at Bichi Central mosque in Kano.

The wedding was the talk of the town.

Aisha Buhari has on different occasions criticised her husband or those around him publicly.

https://dailytrust.com/just-in-aisha-buhari-resumes-hostility-taunts-pantami
*loud hiss...
PoliticsRe: Jigawa Recruits 270 Herders, Establishes 200 Nomadic Schools by Average9jaman: 2:10pm On Sep 12, 2021
On a serious note, please what is a nomadic school?
How are they run?
Isit the normal curriculum they use?
Are they monitored by anyone?
Do they offer neco and waec \ jsce?
Do they employ nce holders?
Are the 270 nomadic teachers educated and qualified?

The governor said 200 nomadic schools in addition to the already existing 400 shocked

Are there any nairalanders who may have taught in 1 of these schools or still teaching there, or any residents close to a nomadic school, that can shed more light?

The phrase "nomadic schools" just got me thinking
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by Average9jaman: 8:34am On Sep 11, 2021
My own na one of my colleagues for my workplace, chai, d girl dey steal.

We were doing some furniture rearrangement at the office, so there was no real work that day cos tables and office equipment were being moved around. Some of the guys were helping with moving the furniture. I have a small bag l normally keep my belongings, na so I put my fone inside the bag and was helping carry things, gisting and so on. I dint use my fone after I put it in my bag, until I got to the gate of my house after work, opened my bag to take the fone to call my brother to come open the gate for me, lo and behold.... No fone inside bag, I check dat bag like 30 times that evening. Life jus tire me. That's how I had to do Welcome back and go back to my old fone wey one side of d screen no dey show take dey manage my life.

Fast forward to like 4 months later, I bought a brand new fone, 76k and was enjoying the fone. One Faithful day I left work to go to the bank, after my transactions at the bank it became very dark with clouds, a heavy rain was about to fall. I wanted to get back to the office before the rain started cos I still had unfinished work. I drove from the bank back to work very very fast, all so that I can reach before rain starts. my heart was beating well all through the drive cos I was driving fast like Lewis Hamilton grin
Luckily I made it back just in time, as I reached the office the rain came down real heavy. As I got back from the bank, I was really pressed and felt I would pee in my trousers, I quickly dropped my belongings on my desk and dashed to the restroom, fifteen feet away. After peeing I returned to my desk and my brand new fone was gone. By this time it was almost closing time and few people had started to leave for home. I raised the alarm that my fone has been stolen but by now a lot of people had left and I dint know where to start from, I went back to the bank and had to meet the branch manager and request to view the cctv footage just to be sure that I dint leave the fone on the counter, which I was sure I didn't. Kai, the theft of that fone pain me reach my bone marrow. I had to once again go back to my half screen fone. The next day at work the gist was everywhere that another fone has been stolen from me. I jus dey vex, dey boil. I go tel my oga say how everybody wan talk say nobody see fone, say I go accuse one guy wey bin dey close by the time wey dey fone miss, say I go accuse that guy whether no b him carry am, maybe if I accuse him, him go talk something wey go point me in the right direction. I was just mad that my fone could just vanish into thin air. My oga carry God beg me dat day. Na so my colleagues come dey sympathise with me. E get one girl 4d office wey dey always cal me her husband, she go dey tel d other ladies say make she no catch any of them talking to me o, so basically we were close in the office.
She came to the office that day and was complaining bitterly on my behalf and vexing for everybody, she later came and met me and told me not to just let the fone go like that, that she can borrow me half of the money to go to sars office to have the fone tracked. I just laughed and told her not to bother, that if God says I will get it back I would and if He says it's gone then it's gone. She shouted that how can I say that about that expensive fone. Unknown to her and all my colleagues (I didn't tel a soul) I had already gone to sars to track the stolen fone.

After 2 months sars called me to say they had tracked my fone to another state and if I know anyone there. I was shocked like buhari. grin

D police contacted the person using the phone and informed him it was stolen, he chatted them that the fone was given to him by his girlfriend in another state and called the full names of that girl in my office as the one who gifted him the fone.

I was even more shocked... shocked

ASAP, I got to their office and came down to the office with 2 policemen and headed straight to my ogas office and the police briefed him and he 2 was shocked, saying that the girl is a nice girl and always comes to help he and his wife at home. He begged the police to please give him a minute with her to get a confession since she is like a daughter to him. He called her one on one to the office and she denied it flat, she also denied it in presence of the police, even though she could not answer questions put to her by the police.

That's how we bundled her straight to the police station, wen I was leaving the police station she was begging me not to go and leave her alone there. It took all my willpower not to tear her dirty slap. I bounced like a ball and left her there, I also accused her directly of stealing the 1st fone.

I told her the only thing I want is the fone, if I can't get it then she should pay the full cost for the fone, she signed undertaking and had to pay me on the said date.

After all this we now got info from her former working place that she steals a lot and that was why she left her former working place. She steals whatever she can lay her hands on, a colleague once told me he saw her put one of the office staplers in her bag. This is a girl that will b doin fine babe fine babe.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by Average9jaman: 7:27am On Sep 11, 2021
chocboi78:
Lol.during my senior year in high school, there was this fresher called molecule (real name is MOLEKU) he was famously known for having 6fs and 2Ds in his first term result.
On a particular Saturday morning,he stole from a Roommates locker, was caught and beaten mercilessly. Around 2pm that same day, he was caught stealing again, dealt with severely and punished.
Lo and behold by 8pm,molecule was caught in the act embezzling food belongings, everyone got tired of beating him and he was taken to our guidance and councilor masters house in the staff quarters for proper mentoring grin grin
Kikikikiki, dis 1 make me laff well grin
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Is Partying Hard And Twerking With Her New Big Bumbum In Ghana by Average9jaman: 2:42pm On Sep 10, 2021
Tomahawk99:
Me four
Dat babe fine sexy
FoodRe: Nigerians And Jollof - Representing Nairaland With My Nigerian Jollof In Canada by Average9jaman: 11:59am On Sep 10, 2021
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Oboy see goons! shocked cool grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai: FG Slowing Down Efforts Of North-West Governors To End Banditry by Average9jaman: 9:48am On Sep 09, 2021
hisexcellency34:
Ortom and that army officer who spoke on Channels Television have been vindicated..
They did not need to be vindicated, because what they both spoke is the plain truth.
PoliticsRe: MACBAN: Cows Will Cost ₦2 Million Each If Lagos Anti-Open Passes Grazing Law by Average9jaman: 9:26am On Sep 09, 2021
Insecurity:
Cows will cost N2 million each if Lagos passes anti-open grazing law: Miyetti Allah

... ...The government should allow us to tell our people that they don’t want our cows to destroy people’s farmlands,” he pleaded.



https://gazettengr.com/cows-will-cost-n2-million-each-if-lagos-passes-anti-open-grazing-law-miyetti-allah/?utm_source=ReviveOldPost&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ReviveOldPost
Soo, siiiiinceee all this while, that people have been shouting everywhere that fulani men have been (killing, maiming, raping people) destroying peoples farmlands, to the extent that their members will use hand to open a locked gate for a fenced farm, for their cows to come and eat up somebody's crops. Afterwards, the fulani herder will steal the farmers crops and destroy the remaining...

Soo, are you saying that wen they are doing all this, they don't have sense to know that people don't like what they are doing to their lives, livelihood and farmlands ??

And now you want LASG to give you time to go and tell your fulanis that people don't like what they have been doing to their lives and farmlands since the past 10 years??

Am not even understanding ¿¿ angry

Thunder ⚡ fire all of una left bolls there!!! Nonsense!!! angry
CrimeRe: Passengers Strangle Lagos Doctor-Turned Uber Driver, Steal Car by Average9jaman: 8:43am On Sep 09, 2021
Johel:
That's the age of foolish pple in recent times alongside those about 50 and above...Most sane ones are between 30 - 48 years,girls in 27,23 and 20 only Wana do olosho,boys at that age only Wana do rituals,yahoo,kill or steal to impress,then when asked by family and friends how they got what they had,they will say "Na God"....Those around 30 -48 years have come to realise alot about life and contentment,they only want to prosper thru legit means,they prefer a good name over money,that's why things are harder for them most..while those around 50 upwards are the crack heads,they can't think straight,always thinking backwards and awkwardly,Na dem full world power and government positions...May God help us in this time we are in.
Dis ur analysis sha... grin
HealthRe: Help!! My Scalp Is Folding And Getting Heavy by Average9jaman: 8:38pm On Sep 06, 2021
No b dis kind head Don jazzy get? grin
CelebritiesRe: Katung Aduwak And Wife Raven Celebrate 8th Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by Average9jaman: 10:13pm On Aug 26, 2021
Hey hey, my man katung.

Lovely family
PoliticsRe: Bandits Broke Into Five Flats At NDA (pix) by Average9jaman: 5:46pm On Aug 26, 2021
dre11:
https://dailytrust.com/bandits-broke-into-five-flats-at-nda
"The infiltration didn’t come by virtue of the normal banditry action. But these are things we’re already looking at, and in due course, you’ll get the details,” he said.

These habitual liars are looking for 1 cock and bull story to cook up now 2 unsuccessfully try 2cover up the obviously glaring fact that this attack by terrorists at the nda was organised by an insider
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Finally, I Left My Job For Freelancing! by Average9jaman: 3:19pm On Aug 26, 2021
nairarules:
It's just the 25th of August and I already made $2,670 on Upwork this month.

Wake up from your slumber man
What is ur gig/niche??
BusinessRe: How Much Can Set Up A Standard Men’s Boutique In Ikeja? by Average9jaman: 6:51am On Aug 26, 2021
Sincinnati:
Something wey dey make people get erections for Kano cheesy
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Olawunmi: Boko Haram Named Governors, Senators, Aso Rock Officials As Sponsors by Average9jaman: 7:10pm On Aug 25, 2021
Nigeria sits on a precipice, this is not the time to careful about hurting someone's feelings, this is the time to point fingers and call names.

Let us know the names of the governors and sponsors, let their names be mentioned in the media space for the whole world and let them come and clarify and defend if they are complicit or not
BusinessRe: How Much Can Set Up A Standard Men’s Boutique In Ikeja? by Average9jaman: 3:29pm On Aug 25, 2021
Zane2point4:
Una funny, fibre mannequin is abt 80k male.
Plastic sef don reack 60
shocked shocked 1 mannequin can even reach 50k shocked shocked

This is mind blowing 2 me

Wetin dey mannequin huh huh
FamilyRe: What's That Most Annoying Thing A Visitor Has Ever Done In Your House? by Average9jaman: 8:18am On Aug 24, 2021
musa7m:
you are very stupid to bring Muslim into this
You are very stupid to say this!
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai - Only Way To Stop Banditry Is To Kill Them All by Average9jaman: 7:53am On Aug 24, 2021
El rufai, both u and buhari are saying that the killing, kidnapping and chaos are by fulani foreigners from 14 African countries and you want to grant them unhindered access to the whole country by creating outdated and obsolete grazing routes across Nigeria for foreigners to stroll in and out of the country, kidnap and kill citizens with bold and brazen impunity, and u want to tell me that you are not sponsoring and supporting these foreigners and boko haram to destroy the country.
PoliticsRe: IRIGWE Development Association (IDA) Replies Police by Average9jaman: 12:35pm On Aug 16, 2021
Terrorist islamic government, one sided, only for the muslims angry
PoliticsRe: Kwara: JTF Intercepts Migrating Herders In Their Hundreds by Average9jaman: 11:19am On Aug 06, 2021
BusinessRe: 'If You Don't Have ₦500k At 26 & Above, You Don't Have Purpose In Life' - Lady by Average9jaman: 12:41pm On Jul 30, 2021
obembet:
Twitter urser @Cindyy&Fabzs has challenges Nigeria youth in her recent Twitte,

she wrote

If at 26 years & above and you don’t have close to 500k resting in your account, then you don’t have a purpose in this life..


Source: https://twitter.com/Cindyy_Fabzs/status/1420688305948176387?s=19[/quote]This talk is from a shallow mind...
PoliticsRe: Full Extract Of Kyari's Conversation With Hushpuppi That Nailed Him by Average9jaman: 6:49pm On Jul 29, 2021
Police are the biggest thieves... undecided
RomanceRe: True Love Really Exist See How Teenage Boy Flaunts His Fat Overweight Girlfriend by Average9jaman: 11:29am On Jul 28, 2021
Lindabanks:
Tire shine, a young teenage man from the Bahamas took to Instagram to share loved-up photos with his fat and overweight girlfriend, Rose Shaquon.

Sharing the photos of them at the beach, he wrote, “I love her heart and not her looks.” Isn’t that just so sweet and awesome, to love a woman based on her personality and not her beauty?

Many people commented on the post wondering why such a skinny guy would choose to be with a chubby lady. “Maybe na him spec”, another person responded.

Yeah it could be true, all human beings are not the same entirely and we all have different types of people, or do we say “spec” that might attract us.

Well. good luck to these love birds, and hope it turns out well for them.

SOURCE: TOKTOK9JA
MORE PHOTOS HERE: https://toktok9ja.com/true-love-really-exist-see-how-teenage-boy-flaunts-his-fat-overweight-girlfriend/
TravelRe: A Visit To Kano 3-In-1 N4.5 Billion Dangi Underpass Bridge (Photos, Video) by Average9jaman: 6:23pm On Jul 25, 2021
Kcitytv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNyhiIsSAF0

KANO 3 IN ONE 4.5 BILLION DANGI UNDERPASS BRIDGE |PLACE TO VISIT IN KANO

The 3-in-1 Dangi Underpass/Flyover · Kano State Urban Planning and Development. The bridge is located at Zoo road kano opp s.k.y complex, Trade Fair Area, Kano, Nigeria | Park.
The bridge which was awarded for N4.5billion
I recently toured the flyover and underpass to see the work done after they comissioned the project.
See theft @ the highest level angry

How can this bridge cost N4 billion abeg shocked
BusinessRe: Which Business Did You Regret Starting Because It Ended Up In Huge Loss by Average9jaman: 2:46pm On Jul 25, 2021
SamPeeLamen:
You see poultry biz? Run away from it. I started the biz well but 12 weeks later, i started getting fat while the biz was dying without reason, or so i thought. Turns out the biz died cos i ate most of the chickens.
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Eid-El-Kabir: Gov. Ugwuanyi Presents Sallah Gifts To Muslims by Average9jaman: 6:44am On Jul 20, 2021
A thought just crossed my mind, do d muslims celebrate like this with Christians during Christmas and Easter to show togetherness?

I don't remember any muslim governor doing such o, I stand to be corrected

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