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samtobbie:How much did you get it bro? |
I can never waste my reading to read anything from this garbage shehu ![]() |
Flyingngel:They have their eyes set on Benue State and other middle belt states because it's very conducive for their cows. Benue is the 1st state to enact ban on open grazing, worse yet is the fact that it is one of the middle belt states that they are badly lusting after So d tin dey kill dem for mind |
michigang:Who is this fool yarning dust ![]() |
DSS, DSS!! Where r u NOW? U wil not go after, arrest and parade those people, even after UAE has given u all their names. The time that man said (I can't remember the mans name but I kno others would) a high profile government official is the leader of boko haram, the fire dss used to go after him, he had to alter his statement. This other retired army man who spoke on Channels tv some weeks ago, and said government officials are boko haram sponsors and sympathisers, see speed army and dss take follow the guy. Now that their names have come out, DSS, mute! Ok, where dss own list of boko sponsors? We never carry eye see am... Dat time wey dss talk say dem do clamp down, go after many people, together with some bureau de change people and now wants to hang it on their necks It gives the average man on the streets the impression that you are participating in the plan. These are the people destroying the country and you are supposed to be arresting, prosecuting and parading, not those yahoo boys you are displaying their mugshots How can a sitting president be a boko haram mediator, an ardent and passionate defender of the group and then "claim" to fight terrorism¿ And his communications minister a well known isis supporter and member,... in mathematics, what would be the outcome of that equation? Mark my words, that name they are trying so hard to hide, will soon be out in the open for everyone to see. Everyday for the thief... DSS where are you now?? |
Fahdiga:His name is buhari, the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria |
Ikpeyi:*loud hiss... |
On a serious note, please what is a nomadic school? How are they run? Isit the normal curriculum they use? Are they monitored by anyone? Do they offer neco and waec \ jsce? Do they employ nce holders? Are the 270 nomadic teachers educated and qualified? The governor said 200 nomadic schools in addition to the already existing 400 Are there any nairalanders who may have taught in 1 of these schools or still teaching there, or any residents close to a nomadic school, that can shed more light? The phrase "nomadic schools" just got me thinking |
My own na one of my colleagues for my workplace, chai, d girl dey steal. We were doing some furniture rearrangement at the office, so there was no real work that day cos tables and office equipment were being moved around. Some of the guys were helping with moving the furniture. I have a small bag l normally keep my belongings, na so I put my fone inside the bag and was helping carry things, gisting and so on. I dint use my fone after I put it in my bag, until I got to the gate of my house after work, opened my bag to take the fone to call my brother to come open the gate for me, lo and behold.... No fone inside bag, I check dat bag like 30 times that evening. Life jus tire me. That's how I had to do Welcome back and go back to my old fone wey one side of d screen no dey show take dey manage my life. Fast forward to like 4 months later, I bought a brand new fone, 76k and was enjoying the fone. One Faithful day I left work to go to the bank, after my transactions at the bank it became very dark with clouds, a heavy rain was about to fall. I wanted to get back to the office before the rain started cos I still had unfinished work. I drove from the bank back to work very very fast, all so that I can reach before rain starts. my heart was beating well all through the drive cos I was driving fast like Lewis Hamilton ![]() Luckily I made it back just in time, as I reached the office the rain came down real heavy. As I got back from the bank, I was really pressed and felt I would pee in my trousers, I quickly dropped my belongings on my desk and dashed to the restroom, fifteen feet away. After peeing I returned to my desk and my brand new fone was gone. By this time it was almost closing time and few people had started to leave for home. I raised the alarm that my fone has been stolen but by now a lot of people had left and I dint know where to start from, I went back to the bank and had to meet the branch manager and request to view the cctv footage just to be sure that I dint leave the fone on the counter, which I was sure I didn't. Kai, the theft of that fone pain me reach my bone marrow. I had to once again go back to my half screen fone. The next day at work the gist was everywhere that another fone has been stolen from me. I jus dey vex, dey boil. I go tel my oga say how everybody wan talk say nobody see fone, say I go accuse one guy wey bin dey close by the time wey dey fone miss, say I go accuse that guy whether no b him carry am, maybe if I accuse him, him go talk something wey go point me in the right direction. I was just mad that my fone could just vanish into thin air. My oga carry God beg me dat day. Na so my colleagues come dey sympathise with me. E get one girl 4d office wey dey always cal me her husband, she go dey tel d other ladies say make she no catch any of them talking to me o, so basically we were close in the office. She came to the office that day and was complaining bitterly on my behalf and vexing for everybody, she later came and met me and told me not to just let the fone go like that, that she can borrow me half of the money to go to sars office to have the fone tracked. I just laughed and told her not to bother, that if God says I will get it back I would and if He says it's gone then it's gone. She shouted that how can I say that about that expensive fone. Unknown to her and all my colleagues (I didn't tel a soul) I had already gone to sars to track the stolen fone. After 2 months sars called me to say they had tracked my fone to another state and if I know anyone there. I was shocked like buhari. ![]() D police contacted the person using the phone and informed him it was stolen, he chatted them that the fone was given to him by his girlfriend in another state and called the full names of that girl in my office as the one who gifted him the fone. I was even more shocked... ASAP, I got to their office and came down to the office with 2 policemen and headed straight to my ogas office and the police briefed him and he 2 was shocked, saying that the girl is a nice girl and always comes to help he and his wife at home. He begged the police to please give him a minute with her to get a confession since she is like a daughter to him. He called her one on one to the office and she denied it flat, she also denied it in presence of the police, even though she could not answer questions put to her by the police. That's how we bundled her straight to the police station, wen I was leaving the police station she was begging me not to go and leave her alone there. It took all my willpower not to tear her dirty slap. I bounced like a ball and left her there, I also accused her directly of stealing the 1st fone. I told her the only thing I want is the fone, if I can't get it then she should pay the full cost for the fone, she signed undertaking and had to pay me on the said date. After all this we now got info from her former working place that she steals a lot and that was why she left her former working place. She steals whatever she can lay her hands on, a colleague once told me he saw her put one of the office staplers in her bag. This is a girl that will b doin fine babe fine babe. |
chocboi78:Kikikikiki, dis 1 make me laff well ![]() |
Tomahawk99:Dat babe fine sexy |
GodsGabby:Oboy see goons! ![]() |
hisexcellency34:They did not need to be vindicated, because what they both spoke is the plain truth. |
Insecurity:Soo, siiiiinceee all this while, that people have been shouting everywhere that fulani men have been (killing, maiming, raping people) destroying peoples farmlands, to the extent that their members will use hand to open a locked gate for a fenced farm, for their cows to come and eat up somebody's crops. Afterwards, the fulani herder will steal the farmers crops and destroy the remaining... Soo, are you saying that wen they are doing all this, they don't have sense to know that people don't like what they are doing to their lives, livelihood and farmlands ?? And now you want LASG to give you time to go and tell your fulanis that people don't like what they have been doing to their lives and farmlands since the past 10 years?? Am not even understanding ¿¿ ![]() Thunder ⚡ fire all of una left bolls there!!! Nonsense!!! ![]() |
Johel:Dis ur analysis sha... ![]() |
No b dis kind head Don jazzy get? ![]() |
Hey hey, my man katung. Lovely family |
dre11:"The infiltration didn’t come by virtue of the normal banditry action. But these are things we’re already looking at, and in due course, you’ll get the details,” he said. These habitual liars are looking for 1 cock and bull story to cook up now 2 unsuccessfully try 2cover up the obviously glaring fact that this attack by terrorists at the nda was organised by an insider |
nairarules:What is ur gig/niche?? |
Nigeria sits on a precipice, this is not the time to careful about hurting someone's feelings, this is the time to point fingers and call names. Let us know the names of the governors and sponsors, let their names be mentioned in the media space for the whole world and let them come and clarify and defend if they are complicit or not |
Zane2point4: This is mind blowing 2 me Wetin dey mannequin ![]() |
musa7m:You are very stupid to say this! |
El rufai, both u and buhari are saying that the killing, kidnapping and chaos are by fulani foreigners from 14 African countries and you want to grant them unhindered access to the whole country by creating outdated and obsolete grazing routes across Nigeria for foreigners to stroll in and out of the country, kidnap and kill citizens with bold and brazen impunity, and u want to tell me that you are not sponsoring and supporting these foreigners and boko haram to destroy the country. |
Terrorist islamic government, one sided, only for the muslims ![]() |
childuptojoy:Where were they migrating from? |
obembet: |
Police are the biggest thieves... ![]() |
Lindabanks:� |
Kcitytv:See theft @ the highest level ![]() How can this bridge cost N4 billion abeg |
SamPeeLamen: ![]() |
A thought just crossed my mind, do d muslims celebrate like this with Christians during Christmas and Easter to show togetherness? I don't remember any muslim governor doing such o, I stand to be corrected |


