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Politics › Re: Sheikh Zakzaky: Majority Of Nigerians In Favour Of Islamic System Of Government by Average9jaman: 12:05pm On Sep 30, 2021
C d kind of deadly thots these ones are thinking o!!! shocked
Politics › Re: 2023: Shehu Sani Appeals To Northern, Southern Govs Not To Tear Nigeria Apart by Average9jaman: 10:06pm On Sep 28, 2021
Tissaia:
What's is his gain in this contraception except, immoraly corrupt society. “And the life of this world is nothing but play and amusement. But far better is the house in the hereafter for those who are Al-Muttaqun (the pious). Will you not then understand?” (Quran, Al-An’aam: 32)

Is better to save our community than accept Alcohol VAT Money and lose our religion, culture and Morality. One Nigeria is actually against the North
It is like u lack any atom of sense at all and don't even know what you are saying... a confused zombie

Likely you have been brainwashed by poisonous islamic doctrines
Politics › Re: FG's Refusal To Publish Terrorism Sponsors - Vanguard Editorial by Average9jaman: 9:33pm On Sep 28, 2021
Buhari is openly supporting terrorism. IT'S CLEAR TO SEE.

Dem no dey tel blind man say rain dey fall

They should be arrested, handcuffed and prosecuted with the same seriousness they did with kanu, because terrorism and insecurity is the biggest problem we have as a country presently
Romance › Re: Toyota Yaris Somersaults As Couple Having Sex Inside Knocks The Handbrake (pic by Average9jaman: 7:22am On Sep 26, 2021
ijustdey:
PASSION WAGON Couple having sex in Yaris rescued as car rolls down hill & flips after they knock handbrake



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.the-sun.com/news/3716058/couple-sex-car-derbyshire-yaris/amp/


Pic: A car was left on its side after a randy couple flipped it while romping
This made me remember a time when the same thing happened to a guy and his babe. It was really sad. They parked the car close to the waterside in one corner of a popular relaxation lake. While they were doing their thing, the car rolled down the hill and into the water. They both drowned. When people in the area pulled their bodies out, they found both of them in the drivers seat with the girl facing him. The guy was the son of a well known person in the state
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Shaibu Butchered To Death By Muslim Youths In Masu, Kano (Graphic Photos) by Average9jaman: 4:15pm On Sep 25, 2021
This is highly condemnable!!! And should be extremely condemned!!!
Politics › Re: Malami Released 300 ‘Powerful’ Boko Haram Sponsors - Sahara Reporters by Average9jaman: 9:44am On Sep 24, 2021
KingOfAmebo:
"Are you a staff of Sharia Reporters sorry Sahara Reporters?". - Village People spokesperson.
We are talking of how government shrouds things in secrecy; information and activities that should be made available to the public are covered up and swept under the rug.

Information is power, and the government would prefer to keep us ignorant of the affairs of government. And here are people trying to wake u up to the dangers and u prefer to disregard what they say without confirming, and would rather stay asleep.

Am no spokesperson for sahara, but we can't say they are always wrong in their reportage. There are so many wrongs and injustices that they have made people aware of.

When other media outlets are muzzled, arm twisted and threatened by nbc, buharis dogs, they become mute.

Even if they are sometimes wrong when reporting , as the saying goes, 'no smoke without fire' ;it's left to you not to swallow what they say hook, line and sinker but take it with a pinch of salt. Cheers
Politics › Re: Malami Released 300 ‘Powerful’ Boko Haram Sponsors - Sahara Reporters by Average9jaman: 6:45am On Sep 24, 2021
Officialgarri:
Who still believes Sahara reporters with all these fabricated, obvious lies and their useless anonymous source.

Investigative journalism with no pictorial proof or video evidence, but toying with the emotions of people who would believe anything as long as it is against the government.

Boko Haram would afford an AGF.... Very laughable.

Common sense tells me this is a lie and anyone with common sense will agree with me
Your talking as if you are not living in Nigeria. If you dispute what they are reporting, have you tried to make your own checks before shooting them down. We all know how things are done in secrecy, lies and deceit in Nigeria. Even when everyone can see it for themselves, this administration has been known to be serial liars. For example, during the end sars protest wen d whole world was watching and soldiers were shooting people, they later came with black lies to deceive people.

Buhari has continually proven his love for bh, so it would only be common sense to imagine that he and his cronies could do anything to protect boko haram since they love them so much.

How much is the AGF that bh cannot afford him?

Unfortunately, common sense is not so common undecided
Politics › Re: Foreign Cargo Airlines Depart Empty Over Extortion, Multiple Charges by Average9jaman:
Sleekfingers:
Those extorting exporters at the airport....are they not our sons, daughters, uncle, aunt, father and mother? We are our own problems.... nigerians are too greedy....money is their God
Completely agree with you on this. We are our own biggest problem, the only thing that binds us, even across ethnic and religious divide is 'corruption'. You will find it in every nook and cranny of the country

That's y it will be hard 4 this country 2 divide, we sell our people out for chicken change, trinkets, cowries, mirror, cloth and this has been so since slavery
Politics › Re: Akeredolu: El-Rufai Masquerading As Leader, Exporting Banditry to South by Average9jaman: 8:13am On Sep 23, 2021
I bet you elrufais name is on the boko haram terrorist sponsors list angry
Politics › Re: Foreign Cargo Airlines Depart Empty Over Extortion, Multiple Charges by Average9jaman: 7:52am On Sep 23, 2021
Traplord09:
https://m.guardian.ng/news/foreign-cargo-airlines-depart-empty-over-extortion-multiple-charges/
This administration is a cataclysmic failure, throwing the majority into severe poverty, there is nothing they have done to help the average man on the streets
Technology Market › Re: *******Licensed JBL Sales Merchant 24HR Delivery Anywhere In Nigeria>>>>>>***** by Average9jaman: 10:15am On Sep 19, 2021
samtobbie:
So I got a jbl go 2 from op and it’s very nice... on the go gbedu grin grin���
How much did you get it bro?
Politics › Re: Garba Shehu Criticises Yoruba Nation Over UN March, Partnership With IPOB by Average9jaman: 7:08am On Sep 16, 2021
I can never waste my reading to read anything from this garbage shehu angry
Politics › Re: Open Grazing Ban: We’re Open For Discussion, Miyetti Allah Tells Ortom by Average9jaman: 3:04pm On Sep 14, 2021
Flyingngel:
Why do they have so much evil affinity with this Ortom grazing ban as if other states has not done the same thing?
They have their eyes set on Benue State and other middle belt states because it's very conducive for their cows. Benue is the 1st state to enact ban on open grazing, worse yet is the fact that it is one of the middle belt states that they are badly lusting after

So d tin dey kill dem for mind
Politics › Re: Ajuri Ngelale Knocks Wike: FG Not Taking Niger Delta Money To The North by Average9jaman: 2:41pm On Sep 14, 2021
Politics › Re: UAE Designates Six Nigerians As Global Financiers Of Terrorism by Average9jaman: 1:31pm On Sep 14, 2021
DSS, DSS!! Where r u NOW? U wil not go after, arrest and parade those people, even after UAE has given u all their names. The time that man said (I can't remember the mans name but I kno others would) a high profile government official is the leader of boko haram, the fire dss used to go after him, he had to alter his statement.

This other retired army man who spoke on Channels tv some weeks ago, and said government officials are boko haram sponsors and sympathisers, see speed army and dss take follow the guy.

Now that their names have come out, DSS, mute!

Ok, where dss own list of boko sponsors? We never carry eye see am... Dat time wey dss talk say dem do clamp down, go after many people, together with some bureau de change people and now wants to hang it on their necks


It gives the average man on the streets the impression that you are participating in the plan.

These are the people destroying the country and you are supposed to be arresting, prosecuting and parading, not those yahoo boys you are displaying their mugshots

How can a sitting president be a boko haram mediator, an ardent and passionate defender of the group and then "claim" to fight terrorism¿

And his communications minister a well known isis supporter and member,... in mathematics, what would be the outcome of that equation?

Mark my words, that name they are trying so hard to hide, will soon be out in the open for everyone to see. Everyday for the thief...

DSS where are you now??
Politics › Re: UAE Designates Six Nigerians As Global Financiers Of Terrorism by Average9jaman: 12:28pm On Sep 14, 2021
Fahdiga:
Where's the name of the one who said that an attack against Boko Haram is an attack against the north
His name is buhari, the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Shares Video Of Pantami Crying During One Of His Sermons by Average9jaman: 8:46am On Sep 13, 2021
Ikpeyi:
After what seemed a break from attacking her husband or his appointees on social media, First Lady Aisha Buhari is back in the news.

This time around, it is the Minister of Communication and Digital Economy, Ali Isa Pantami, that seems to be the target.
In an Instagram post on Sunday, the First Lady shared a video showing Pantami shedding tears during one of his sermons.

The minister burst into tears after his reciter read a verse of the Holy Quran.

“That is the Garden we shall give as their own to those of Our servants who were devout,” read the reciter from Surah Maryam, Verse 63.

In response, Pantami sobbed, “O Allah! Make me one of them. O Allah! Make me one of them!”

The First Lady, who posted the video, attached a short Hausa sentence to it.

“A chire tsoro a yi abinda ya dace”, which can be interpreted as “Be courageous to do the right thing”.

It is unclear why the president’s wife posted this video, which is currently generating attention on social media.

She put up the post three weeks after Pantami joined Yusuf, her son, with Zahra Bayero, at Bichi Central mosque in Kano.

The wedding was the talk of the town.

Aisha Buhari has on different occasions criticised her husband or those around him publicly.

https://dailytrust.com/just-in-aisha-buhari-resumes-hostility-taunts-pantami
*loud hiss...
Politics › Re: Jigawa Recruits 270 Herders, Establishes 200 Nomadic Schools by Average9jaman: 2:10pm On Sep 12, 2021
On a serious note, please what is a nomadic school?
How are they run?
Isit the normal curriculum they use?
Are they monitored by anyone?
Do they offer neco and waec \ jsce?
Do they employ nce holders?
Are the 270 nomadic teachers educated and qualified?

The governor said 200 nomadic schools in addition to the already existing 400 shocked

Are there any nairalanders who may have taught in 1 of these schools or still teaching there, or any residents close to a nomadic school, that can shed more light?

The phrase "nomadic schools" just got me thinking
Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by Average9jaman: 8:34am On Sep 11, 2021
My own na one of my colleagues for my workplace, chai, d girl dey steal.

We were doing some furniture rearrangement at the office, so there was no real work that day cos tables and office equipment were being moved around. Some of the guys were helping with moving the furniture. I have a small bag l normally keep my belongings, na so I put my fone inside the bag and was helping carry things, gisting and so on. I dint use my fone after I put it in my bag, until I got to the gate of my house after work, opened my bag to take the fone to call my brother to come open the gate for me, lo and behold.... No fone inside bag, I check dat bag like 30 times that evening. Life jus tire me. That's how I had to do Welcome back and go back to my old fone wey one side of d screen no dey show take dey manage my life.

Fast forward to like 4 months later, I bought a brand new fone, 76k and was enjoying the fone. One Faithful day I left work to go to the bank, after my transactions at the bank it became very dark with clouds, a heavy rain was about to fall. I wanted to get back to the office before the rain started cos I still had unfinished work. I drove from the bank back to work very very fast, all so that I can reach before rain starts. my heart was beating well all through the drive cos I was driving fast like Lewis Hamilton grin
Luckily I made it back just in time, as I reached the office the rain came down real heavy. As I got back from the bank, I was really pressed and felt I would pee in my trousers, I quickly dropped my belongings on my desk and dashed to the restroom, fifteen feet away. After peeing I returned to my desk and my brand new fone was gone. By this time it was almost closing time and few people had started to leave for home. I raised the alarm that my fone has been stolen but by now a lot of people had left and I dint know where to start from, I went back to the bank and had to meet the branch manager and request to view the cctv footage just to be sure that I dint leave the fone on the counter, which I was sure I didn't. Kai, the theft of that fone pain me reach my bone marrow. I had to once again go back to my half screen fone. The next day at work the gist was everywhere that another fone has been stolen from me. I jus dey vex, dey boil. I go tel my oga say how everybody wan talk say nobody see fone, say I go accuse one guy wey bin dey close by the time wey dey fone miss, say I go accuse that guy whether no b him carry am, maybe if I accuse him, him go talk something wey go point me in the right direction. I was just mad that my fone could just vanish into thin air. My oga carry God beg me dat day. Na so my colleagues come dey sympathise with me. E get one girl 4d office wey dey always cal me her husband, she go dey tel d other ladies say make she no catch any of them talking to me o, so basically we were close in the office.
She came to the office that day and was complaining bitterly on my behalf and vexing for everybody, she later came and met me and told me not to just let the fone go like that, that she can borrow me half of the money to go to sars office to have the fone tracked. I just laughed and told her not to bother, that if God says I will get it back I would and if He says it's gone then it's gone. She shouted that how can I say that about that expensive fone. Unknown to her and all my colleagues (I didn't tel a soul) I had already gone to sars to track the stolen fone.

After 2 months sars called me to say they had tracked my fone to another state and if I know anyone there. I was shocked like buhari. grin

D police contacted the person using the phone and informed him it was stolen, he chatted them that the fone was given to him by his girlfriend in another state and called the full names of that girl in my office as the one who gifted him the fone.

I was even more shocked... shocked

ASAP, I got to their office and came down to the office with 2 policemen and headed straight to my ogas office and the police briefed him and he 2 was shocked, saying that the girl is a nice girl and always comes to help he and his wife at home. He begged the police to please give him a minute with her to get a confession since she is like a daughter to him. He called her one on one to the office and she denied it flat, she also denied it in presence of the police, even though she could not answer questions put to her by the police.

That's how we bundled her straight to the police station, wen I was leaving the police station she was begging me not to go and leave her alone there. It took all my willpower not to tear her dirty slap. I bounced like a ball and left her there, I also accused her directly of stealing the 1st fone.

I told her the only thing I want is the fone, if I can't get it then she should pay the full cost for the fone, she signed undertaking and had to pay me on the said date.

After all this we now got info from her former working place that she steals a lot and that was why she left her former working place. She steals whatever she can lay her hands on, a colleague once told me he saw her put one of the office staplers in her bag. This is a girl that will b doin fine babe fine babe.
Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by Average9jaman: 7:27am On Sep 11, 2021
chocboi78:
Lol.during my senior year in high school, there was this fresher called molecule (real name is MOLEKU) he was famously known for having 6fs and 2Ds in his first term result.
On a particular Saturday morning,he stole from a Roommates locker, was caught and beaten mercilessly. Around 2pm that same day, he was caught stealing again, dealt with severely and punished.
Lo and behold by 8pm,molecule was caught in the act embezzling food belongings, everyone got tired of beating him and he was taken to our guidance and councilor masters house in the staff quarters for proper mentoring grin grin
Kikikikiki, dis 1 make me laff well grin
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Is Partying Hard And Twerking With Her New Big Bumbum In Ghana by Average9jaman: 2:42pm On Sep 10, 2021
Tomahawk99:
Me four
Dat babe fine sexy
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Oboy see goons! shocked cool grin cheesy
Politics › Re: El-Rufai: FG Slowing Down Efforts Of North-West Governors To End Banditry by Average9jaman: 9:48am On Sep 09, 2021
hisexcellency34:
Ortom and that army officer who spoke on Channels Television have been vindicated..
They did not need to be vindicated, because what they both spoke is the plain truth.
Politics › Re: MACBAN: Cows Will Cost ₦2 Million Each If Lagos Anti-Open Passes Grazing Law by Average9jaman: 9:26am On Sep 09, 2021
Insecurity:
Cows will cost N2 million each if Lagos passes anti-open grazing law: Miyetti Allah

... ...The government should allow us to tell our people that they don’t want our cows to destroy people’s farmlands,” he pleaded.



https://gazettengr.com/cows-will-cost-n2-million-each-if-lagos-passes-anti-open-grazing-law-miyetti-allah/?utm_source=ReviveOldPost&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ReviveOldPost
Soo, siiiiinceee all this while, that people have been shouting everywhere that fulani men have been (killing, maiming, raping people) destroying peoples farmlands, to the extent that their members will use hand to open a locked gate for a fenced farm, for their cows to come and eat up somebody's crops. Afterwards, the fulani herder will steal the farmers crops and destroy the remaining...

Soo, are you saying that wen they are doing all this, they don't have sense to know that people don't like what they are doing to their lives, livelihood and farmlands ??

And now you want LASG to give you time to go and tell your fulanis that people don't like what they have been doing to their lives and farmlands since the past 10 years??

Am not even understanding ¿¿ angry

Thunder ⚡ fire all of una left bolls there!!! Nonsense!!! angry
Crime › Re: Passengers Strangle Lagos Doctor-Turned Uber Driver, Steal Car by Average9jaman: 8:43am On Sep 09, 2021
Johel:
That's the age of foolish pple in recent times alongside those about 50 and above...Most sane ones are between 30 - 48 years,girls in 27,23 and 20 only Wana do olosho,boys at that age only Wana do rituals,yahoo,kill or steal to impress,then when asked by family and friends how they got what they had,they will say "Na God"....Those around 30 -48 years have come to realise alot about life and contentment,they only want to prosper thru legit means,they prefer a good name over money,that's why things are harder for them most..while those around 50 upwards are the crack heads,they can't think straight,always thinking backwards and awkwardly,Na dem full world power and government positions...May God help us in this time we are in.
Dis ur analysis sha... grin
Health › Re: Help!! My Scalp Is Folding And Getting Heavy by Average9jaman: 8:38pm On Sep 06, 2021
No b dis kind head Don jazzy get? grin
Celebrities › Re: Katung Aduwak And Wife Raven Celebrate 8th Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by Average9jaman: 10:13pm On Aug 26, 2021
Hey hey, my man katung.

Lovely family
Politics › Re: Bandits Broke Into Five Flats At NDA (pix) by Average9jaman: 5:46pm On Aug 26, 2021
dre11:
https://dailytrust.com/bandits-broke-into-five-flats-at-nda
"The infiltration didn’t come by virtue of the normal banditry action. But these are things we’re already looking at, and in due course, you’ll get the details,” he said.

These habitual liars are looking for 1 cock and bull story to cook up now 2 unsuccessfully try 2cover up the obviously glaring fact that this attack by terrorists at the nda was organised by an insider
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Finally, I Left My Job For Freelancing! by Average9jaman: 3:19pm On Aug 26, 2021
nairarules:
It's just the 25th of August and I already made $2,670 on Upwork this month.

Wake up from your slumber man
What is ur gig/niche??
Business › Re: How Much Can Set Up A Standard Men’s Boutique In Ikeja? by Average9jaman: 6:51am On Aug 26, 2021
Sincinnati:
Something wey dey make people get erections for Kano cheesy
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Olawunmi: Boko Haram Named Governors, Senators, Aso Rock Officials As Sponsors by Average9jaman: 7:10pm On Aug 25, 2021
Nigeria sits on a precipice, this is not the time to careful about hurting someone's feelings, this is the time to point fingers and call names.

Let us know the names of the governors and sponsors, let their names be mentioned in the media space for the whole world and let them come and clarify and defend if they are complicit or not
Business › Re: How Much Can Set Up A Standard Men’s Boutique In Ikeja? by Average9jaman: 3:29pm On Aug 25, 2021
Zane2point4:
Una funny, fibre mannequin is abt 80k male.
Plastic sef don reack 60
shocked shocked 1 mannequin can even reach 50k shocked shocked

This is mind blowing 2 me

Wetin dey mannequin huh huh

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