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FamilyRe: Advice Needed. How Do I Move On? by avril9(f): 7:27pm On Sep 04, 2016
You better put ur pride aside and ask for forgiveness,tell him u hv forgiven him too. If he allowed u give him a hand job then he is also into u,tell him how u truly feel n what u really want in clear terms before he moves out of ur house n life. He might still leave(u can add while he is packing dat u wud b waiting for him)but believe me he wud think abt it n d rest is in his hands.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fraud Alert! GNLD Marketers In New Deception Tactics(photos) by avril9(f): 7:15am On Aug 30, 2016
GNLD can also be called NEO LIFE aside from inviting you for an interview they now use other platforms like sending broadcasts to various groups on whatsapp needing ushers\hosts\hostess\event planners 4 a supposed event wit mouth watering daily pay. four of my friends hv fallen victims n d story is always sad at the end we r grateful no life was lost. We need the intervention from the police as this is an act of wrongfully misleading the public through deceptive advertising.
PhonesRe: Urgent!!! Whatsapp Will Expose Your Information On Facebook. Read Pls by avril9(f): 7:12am On Aug 29, 2016
kolajoo:
No doubt. It very easy to lookup or do a background check on someone now especially people who share more stuff.
chai derisgod o.lol
CelebritiesRe: Freeze Offered A Job At Casual Ent TV Station by avril9(f): 6:47am On Aug 29, 2016
When one door closes God surely opens a window#sound of music, hope dis time he has learnt his lessons. We wish him well
PhonesRe: Urgent!!! Whatsapp Will Expose Your Information On Facebook. Read Pls by avril9(f): 6:34am On Aug 29, 2016
kolajoo:
Lol power of advance tech maybe it part of the disadvantage. Fearless grin
my brother u try so had to stay invincible to some set of people but this advanced tech is exposing every tin.
Science/TechnologyRe: Why Has Nigeria Not Tapped Fully Into Solar Power? by avril9(f): 6:28am On Aug 29, 2016
Aside oil what has nigeria fully tapped into?
AgricultureRe: Small Scale Potato Chips Production Line by avril9(f): 6:12am On Aug 29, 2016
[quote author=chipsmachine post=48887530]Small production potato chips line with 30kg/h, 60kg/h and 150kg/h. Three capacity models for you. High efficiency, Low oil consumption. Save labor and energy.

https://potato-chips-machine.com/uploads/150521/Small_Scale_Potato_Chips_Production_Line.jpg

[email]potatochipsmachinery@gmail.com[/email][/quote how much does this machine cost and do you have that for plantain chips or do you know of how I can get a machine for plantain chips? What state are you based?
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian Fla$hes Everything In Completely Sheer Dress With West At MTV VMA by avril9(f): 6:00am On Aug 29, 2016
Op r u sure she wasn't paid to appear like dis so as to get people talking n also attract her fans? We all kn she has a large fan base.
PhonesRe: Urgent!!! Whatsapp Will Expose Your Information On Facebook. Read Pls by avril9(f): 5:53am On Aug 29, 2016
No wonder am seeing contacts that never knew my facebook name send me frd requests,for some weeks now I guess they synchronised all the contact from whatsapp to fb. hmmm we toast to the advantage and disadvantage of this.
RomanceRe: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by avril9(f): 5:52pm On Aug 28, 2016
realpoacher:
This is what you girls are good at... Brag... Brag... Brag..

Who dey hell are you that you cannot be tickled from behind by a stranger?... Are you Beyonce?... Or Kim Kardashian?... Heck! Do you have a body of Nicki Minaj?

Let me tell you, I have tickled lots of girls like that before in the past and got them in bed instead of a slap. That's why I smiled when I read that part, 'cos I already knew what her facial response who be when she felt tickled and turned around to see who had the guts to do that..... From anger to anguish to fickles to physical evaluation if the "toucher" happens to a chyker,...abegi.... Shebi na who keep face for you naim you go slap?

You girls don't understand these things and never will, you know why?... Because you are not the hunter. All you do is Brag and Brag about how you will never fall for a player's move in theory whereas out there on the field, you will fall yakata and before you know it spread out your legs on my bed while I am banging your pus$sie away.

Also, have you ever wondered why most guys kiss and tell?.... Its because of this kind of bragging you girls Brag all the time. "No guy can ever tickle me from behind on first meeting," "he will never see my pants not to talk more of touching it,"" I am not his level aka make him go find his size..". Bla bla bla.... And whenever such a guy eventually find his way and screw you, what do you think he will do?... Obviously the whole neighborhood must hear!... Also most times self the Sex will not be worth it even with all the yanga and stress you had put a brother through, that's why we always have "withdrawal syndromes"....

Go figure!!!
well am allergic to long posts,am also happy for u n d gals that like players like u also a big congrats to all d guyz dat believe ur story,for me I repeat na slap dey wait d stranger way go try touch me without permission. Its my opinion on ur post so pls deal wit it
RomanceRe: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by avril9(f): 8:59am On Aug 27, 2016
Efewestern:
Come you better come and finish this tin b4 i burst ur head grin

Avril9 sweetheart hope u re reading this ..
honey sorry for d silence it was due to unforeseen circumstances lol
RomanceRe: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by avril9(f): 8:46am On Aug 27, 2016
Thebachelor:
Sorry guys for the delay. Was a bit busy. But let me address avril9 before l continue.

Avril9,let's be honest,when a gentleman comes out of the blues and tickles you your first reaction would most likely be curiousity not aggressiveness. It's not like he tapped your ass or grabbed your boobs. Just a friendly tickle can't possibly warrant a slap from you,but what do l know?
sorry for my silence been abit busy,forget curiousity n aggressiveness the truth is not every woman wud want to b touched\tickled by a total stranger,I still repeat I wud slap d taste outta d mouth of dat stranger that tries it.there are still women who have respect for ther bodies and the way its treated,I don't really understand how times changed so fast n pls don't say dat y dey remain single n bla bla bla every bodi story different.
RomanceRe: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by avril9(f): 7:05am On Aug 25, 2016
Efewestern:
90% of ladies prefer the New Skool way.. This one major factor Those Decent/God fearing guys don't posses
so its totally ok to tickle a stranger because u tink shez new skool and wud want to be wooed like dat? Now I see y relationship\marriage is taking a dive Negatively. Pls adjust ur 90% cos I tell u there r still women who don't love d new skool way. For me body part is scared try touching it(wen I didn't give my permission or on a first meeting) n get d slap of ur life.
RomanceRe: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by avril9(f): 3:06am On Aug 25, 2016
Thebachelor:
Gentlemen,before l proceed please take note of some moves l made,they could be useful.

I didn't say ''hello'' or ''excuse me'' when l met her. These words are just too common and banal. They only make a lady raise her defenses.
Rather,l tickled her..... A bold move that startles and surprises. It raises her curiosity and brings down her defenses.

Next,l didn't ask for her number on the first encounter... They always expect every guy to do that after every first encounter. Defy that expectation,dont be like every guy. Except there's a possibility that you may never meet her again.

Let me pause here. I will continue with the tale tomorrow. It's about to get twisted and interesting.
for me that's a wrong move to tickle a lady u don't kn I call dat an air of arrogance,do u even know her state of mind at dat moment?not every1 love dis new skool madness some still prefer d old skool way.
SportsRe: Usain Bolt's Manhood Is Small - Jady Duarte, Brazilian Girl He Had Sex With by avril9(f): 2:43am On Aug 25, 2016
I knew it was bad publicity,not married wit 2kids freely sleeping around because he flashed his 6packs abeg let's consult ifa on her behalf.
EducationRe: A Teacher In Lagos Injures A Child At Home (Disturbing Photos) by avril9(f): 7:34am On Aug 22, 2016
Teachers need Psychological evaluation before they venture into the teaching profession but what did the boy do? I however dont support this form of punishment.
CelebritiesRe: Brazilian Girl Shares Unclad Bedroom Photo Of Usain Bolt And Herself by avril9(f): 7:17am On Aug 22, 2016
We thank God she is not underage,if she is his girl frd den dats fine n if not den its bad publicity.
EventsRe: Bride Threatens To Stab Groom In Umuahia, Disrupts Her Wedding In Abia (photos) by avril9(f): 7:07am On Aug 22, 2016
End time wedding
SportsRe: Nigerian Performance In Rio 2016 Olympic Games Very Poor by avril9(f): 6:47am On Aug 19, 2016
We are not surprised at their performance,if u r among those expecting any tin better den u r on a long tin. Bad leadership,lack n misappropriation of funds,zero love for d game,In discipline among sports men,love of money more dan love for d game etc.
PoliticsRe: Disgrace: 2 Of The 47 Ambassadorial Nominee Fail To Recite National Antherm by avril9(f): 7:39am On Jul 27, 2016
My people are we surprisedhuhhuh
CrimeRe: Hoodlums Steal Corpse From Grave In Kaduna, Rob Another - PICS by avril9(f): 7:34am On Jul 27, 2016
And the hustle just got hard.
CrimeRe: Hoodlums Steal Corpse From Grave In Kaduna, Rob Another - PICS by avril9(f): 7:33am On Jul 27, 2016
And the hustle just got hard. undecided
PoliticsRe: Edo State Govt Spent 14bn On Website by avril9(f): 7:07am On Jul 27, 2016
Weda its millions or billions their doings doesn't seem to surprise us anymore only d devil mite b surprise as they hv mastered n taken over his ways. smh
Foreign AffairsRe: ISIS To Attack London, Washington DC And Others As They Unveil Attack Plans by avril9(f): 6:58am On Jul 27, 2016
Wen will these people realize that we are one people wit different colours.
FashionRe: Busty Lagos Girl Wearing Kampala Tube And Tight Leggings by avril9(f): 7:24am On Jul 26, 2016
She shud mk good use of it while shez young cos at old age it wud b more of 3legs n not 2.
RomanceRe: Would I Be Wrong, Bad, Evil If I Do This? by avril9(f): 6:49am On Jul 26, 2016
Did u grow up with both parents? If yes how did it mk u feel coming home to a warm embrace? If no den am sorry abt dat That being said u shud identify wat it is really dat had brought u to dis point wit ur thoughts n see if u can change it or better still change ur search mode n places of search and while doing dis it is important u talk to God,I assure u he listens. Quote me every child deserves both parents 1 to direction on d right path d oda for love an affection,its tru u can still hv dem even wen separated but at some point distance takes a toll on everything.
RomanceRe: Pls Advice Me.. by avril9(f): 6:31am On Jul 26, 2016
Hmm mm don't joke with women and their money,pay her if u hv it n if u don't find a way to borrow so u can finally close this chapter and move on wit ur own life.
TV/MoviesRe: Nickelodeon Cartoon Featuring Gay Couple Will Not Air In Africa by avril9(f): 6:02am On Jul 26, 2016
Better
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Omosede Igbinedion Throws Lavish Ferrari Themed Birthday Party For Son by avril9(f): 5:56am On Jul 26, 2016
The generations of the people who sucked the wealth of the great benin kingdom.
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa's Fan Slam Anita Solomon After Sharing Cryptic Message[pics] by avril9(f): 5:47am On Jul 26, 2016
Their marriage,their business
RomanceRe: Tell Her You Love Her by avril9(f): 7:13am On Jul 19, 2016
vikono:
If u're in luv with a girl on social media, be bold to tell her that u luv her and not waiting for her to upload her pix and u start commenting "WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW"
Are you ambulance?
hmm mm social media social madness, a space where every thing is possible

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