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O soldier: How does this relate to this topic, are the first to come from yankee. pls slep if u have no ideal on what to contribute.

he only ask a question and if you dont hv any positive contribution,u should shut up and Bleep away

eddiebruk: Exactly what Nigeria Needs

u are indisposed.
Are u praying 4war.
Hv u handle Gun b4 in ur Life?

I am Escatasy for d out going corpers.
Prayer is d key 2success.
The good God dat c u 2ru right from d day of your schooling uptill your Nysc graduation shall also surprise you.
As many that click Amen shall be surprised

I commiserate with d family of d demised. May there soul rest in perfect peace. (AMEN) I commiserate with d family of d demised. May there soul rest in perfect peace. (AMEN) I commiserate with d family of d demised. May there soul rest in perfect peace. (AMEN)

Policewoman: Paul should be charged for child abuse.

is not only child abuse.
Did he force d girl 2 open up her legs 2take d barnana.
U all are jxt talking as if u are a saint.
I knw how soldiers do fleet up and down.
If u hv nt done worster than this stone him first.
Police woman are u a Saint?

blink182: are they the reason you can't spell?

blink182 u want 2 correct sm1, but u are DYSLEXIA.
Put ur own words in proper way.
Take correction.
Is that the reason of you been able 2 spell correctly.
Fucking learner like u

bidexolumanish: kini gbogbo oshi yi ke

you guys should allow him 2 express his feelings with undiction English. Kakapatamaye

gbokukueba: This ones don sign light death warrant... Till thy Kingdom come before una get light...

ebi like say ur papa dey work as Nepa. Bad citizien

Kudos to JTF u guys are trying.
Boko haram are human being that live with the civilians. In as much as the resident refuse to point them out pls JTF carry out ur research properly. Paraventure that any member of the boko haram is being find in their mist killed them all.
Since they refused Amnesty.

Except the leaders are executed jxt the way it is been done in Ghana, corruption will never cease

Well the wages of sin is death. But i wish that the judgment should be given to those working is house of Assemble. When they steal the judge will Call it Misappropriation of Fund. GOD have mercy

It is appointed to all men to die after that the judgment. May his soul r.i.p

More than 60 people die in a gasly accident may their soul rest in peace. Rochas you own is not exemption the wrath of God is upon our Leader this year. If his hand is clean ,that means he will die at the appointed time.GOD pls have mercy on you children

Let him go and rest and use his money for charity home

teniyi: The rubbish you vomited simply shows something is wrong with your reasoning ability.

u insolent scuzzy parasite. Must u insult sm1 2make comment!
He only said dat which is in his mind and you have no Effrontery 2 insult him

May be both of u are not meant for each other. Thank God that it happen now may be when u get married 2her the next step might be divorce. My dear u have nothing 2 worry abt . Mean y examine your self proper if the demons in your fathers compound is not after you or you are after them

mikeapollo: I think the minimum investment for T-Bills is N100,000.

Treasury Bills are discount instruments i.e you will pay the discounted amount when buying and receive the gross (face value) when it matures. e.g a T-Bill of N100 may be offered to the public at N85...this means you will pay N85 to buy it, but you would receive N100 when it matures.

The best investmenst:
1. Real Estate
2. FGN Bonds....for long term investors i.e 2 years and more
3. FGN T-Bills...for short-term investors i.e 3-12 months
4. Stocks/Shares....could yield very high returns in the short-run if well selected from undervalued stocks

nice guy. Pls i will want you 2 Elucidate more on dat Treasury bill.what is the minimum amount that i can invest. What is the rate of turn over. What is the life sparm of it

How can d rich knws what poverty is all abt!
She has 2defend her fellow felony.
When they steal, dey call misappropriation of fund.
She should shut up. Nigeria cake ,cut as you want.
Jesus did not came 2 break d law but 2fulfil it.
When i get there i will cut my own cake and tell the world that Nigeria is 99.9%corrupt free.

After killing more than 2000souls amnesty will now be granted 2them.
President Goodluck is not capable of that presidencial sit.
How i wish is the former Head of state Olusegun obasanjo is there, he will wipe away this diabolic group jxt within 2month.

Lagusta: A dog can never go back to its own vomit...

Why must i go back to my ex?? There must surely be a reason for the break-up, and i surely dont want that reason to repeat itself again....

And like someone said "forward ever, backward never".........

love does not cournt on the past.
Remember that u are not a saint.
The girl you wants to be your future wife is a girl friend to a guy u dont even know b4.
Do you knw how d guy has messed her up?
So you dont have to be insolent in your speech

gunuvi: It was like a film, I was very surprised. I pray the King survive cos I learnt they used charms too to beat him. It is sad.

u are comic. Who told you that they use charms 2 beat him.
Democracy-gov. 4 d people and d people 4 d state. This is nt millitary rule where court can jxt imposed a ruler in possition. Since that people he wants 2govern does not want him while not step down. I bliv that he should be happy now that he is humilated.
How i wish that Nigerian leaders will anon be beaten and disgrace. The wrath of God is upon Nig. Leaders this year.

freechat: I moved into this neighbourhood just recently. It's a small gated compound with just two flats. The other flat is occupied by a newly wedded couple. I had taken one week off from the office to enable me move my things and settle. But there's something about this couple; they are so noisy when making love - so loud you could think we are in the same room. That is not all, the few days I have stayed at home have been full of temptation, because I have noticed to my dismay that this lady wears very skimpy and offensive stuff outside their flat and doesn't even carry herself as a married woman. Now my question is: should I call the man and talk to him about the noise and all, or should I keep my peace and suffer in silence?

my man you are a suspect.
What is your business about the noise while they are making love.
It is only face me and face you ,you can hear such noise. I stay in 3bedroom apartment and bang any time i want. So my advice 4u,is to park out from dat ur face-face house is no flat. I suspect u do peep them while they are catching there fun. Try 2 be a Man. Haba

joe4christ: C'mon, shattap there!!!

dont mind her. That is how my incubent angel was discussing with my friend when i was in 300level that she cant date a guy from this school. After a week she jxt fall in love with me up 2dis date.so quite girl

xynerise: A lot of benefits especially to the girls.
1. Free answers to assignments.
2. Bodyguard.
3. Free meal in a restaurant
4. They get answers free in an exam hall when they sit close their boyfriends.

bad guy .what of the benefit in kind(pussy) they pay u in return.

kacheezy: BH has killed more muslims than Christians...our politicians are taking this thing to far...but i tot Asari Dokubo is a Mujahedeen...

kacheezy shut up. Who told you that boko haram killed more muslim than christian.
Are you reading newspaper at all?
How many mosque has been bomb so far?
Check out what happen Easter 2012,christmas 2010. Then u have d enfrontry 2 say trash.
Hence forth you are a suspect

toofine765: Hi nairalanders, my bis sis who has been married for eight years that confided in me that the husband usually makes love to her every night, that he never beleives that she can be tired. She works and has little kids she is taking care of. She say when ever she compains of tiredness, he gets very angry and leaves the house only to come back after midnight. I could not bring myself to tell her he definatly goes out to sleep with other ladies. My only advice to her was for her to give it to him any time he likes it but I have been veryu unhappy since then. Why will he not understand with her when she is tired? Why does it only have to be about him only? He is just selfish and it makes me sad. She does not want a divorce either because of her children. But I still feel this action of his can still lead to her death one day. Please house members, what do you think is the best advice for her because she is so dear to my heart.

i believe that both of them have a date before getting married. At that stage ur sister should be able to study him them and knw if he is the type that love sex. Well she should keep it up,that is the main reason why men marry. Divorce is not the ultimate. Who knws when she divorce, she might meet another man that will sex her 3times a day

Ngwakwe: My Brother Uche Abraham, haven't I being begging you to come back home with those children since the day the NW & NE Governors declared those Northern States, Sharia compliant.

I am still praying that your life and those of our people be preserved as you people quickly pack those bags down to Lagos State, Abuja or preferably to anywhere in the former Eastern Nigeria.

Expecting to see you people alive as to celebrate a happy reunion.

pray harder he will come back. May be he has 2000heads of cow that made him not 2. He should kindly send his family down to the safety and die there all i care. He loves money more than his live. Is he a learner

shakol91: . Even if it happened last year,has it affected the volt of your brain by increasing it above normal,to the extent that you couldn't sympathised with the victims and talk about how we can cub this menace,but to only lament on the date of the incident alone..pls brain up..

dont mind him. He is a suspect. What does date have to do with the demised. The wrath will soon fall on him

OsunOriginal: You are not going to get answer on NL except Amaechi is a NLander himself. My advice to you, take the next bus to PH and find your way to government house for a meeting with Amaechi. May be you can convince him to request for presidential slot instead of VP - ask him to insist on it.

You question is right but the other people can ask the same question - afterall the current setup is southerner president (GEJ) and northerner VP (Sambo). Why can't it be Northerner president and Southerner VP?

you are perilous. I see ntn bad about his question. It depend on the perception u conceive the question. This an open forum where u can atticulate his/her feeling..stop been rude