₦airaland Forum

kenzysmith:
Oga u never see intimidation that y dey talk like this, have ur girlfriend left u for your friend due to the fat he made crazy money? have your younger once talk to you anyhow due to the fact they are richer than u? has ur father compare u with ur mate who is doing better? Have your Elder sister judge u to your younger bro because he his doing better than you. has your friends Aviod u and your calls because u are broke? Have u gone to a birthday party of your friends and u are giving coke while they give others wine? guy u still a boy when u reach my age u go understand .


Am not a yahoo boy though I huslte legitly

While I agree with all of these, it is still not enough reason to involve in such act.

OnlyDeCapPlease:
That's not a dustbin. That's a shippers/cargo yard and it looks like they were loading a container to ship to Africa.

Anybody who has shipped cargo to Nigeria from Europe using Nigerian companies based there would recognise that picture.

Exactly,that's a shipping yard. U sur say dis blogger don enta d U.K b4 sef? Moreover it's legit work in the U.K

Burna440:
I camped in Obubra 19A
Mehn it wasn’t bomb, the night shenanigans in maami market, back of mosque under that security post.. Abeg no y’all say Obubra no fun, it was fun na just bad water spoil am.. I did PPA at Akamkpa and Ugep... Ugep women nearly kill me with pussie

From Ugep to Etinang,to Etim ekpo,na u go run for d ayaya pussies

is mandatory quarantine still on for new arrivals into the U.K(Scotland), specific.

gurus, please assist

Soulsymbol99:
Why is everyone waiting 4 dis girl's nudes abeg

Unfortunately, it won't come. Decent girl, brought up by a single parent (her mum)

donmanuel1:
Please this is urgent, what is the exchange rate for form A first bank and how many working days does it take to be debited

Leave first bank, try Ecobank or keystone.
First bank will delay your form A

capitalzero:
I doubt you live in oyo state. He can still manages pdp in oyo. His problem is sw pdp.

Forget about these people that are not on ground in Oyo state.
My advise for Makinde,is to concentrate on Oyo PDP,he should leave SW PDP politics,because Fayose is a man who has alot of time for trouble. He cannot work with the current APC structure in the state. I also believe he can still manage To PDP well.

CSTRR:
What has Wizkid and davido done for their immediate communities apart from parasiting on their local culture to make more Dollars.?

Ojuelegba, Surulere, yet nothing dey drop reach the poor masses for that side from your hand.

I commend burna boy, honestly it is not easy to have and give.
Let me address the issue of Davido. The Adeleke's feed their LGA and about 3-4 LGAs in Osun state, neighbouring their own.The Adeleke's are quite people,a quite Dad including other siblings,if not for Davido,nobody will hear their noise. David's father is a billionaire since late 90's. A good friend of Dangote since late 80's, a major player with strong hold in Power sector, Properties then Oil and Gas
I appreciatee Burna,I salute his gesture. I hope others will follow suit but never compare what the Adeleke's give on daily basis to these.

Mike213:
I have a complaint to make concerning one of your officers by name OLAGOKE WASIU OLAIDE.

I had a bike accident last week Thursday when I was returning from the ministry of foreign affairs in Abuja. A Lexus 470 hit me and the bike and it was not even on a one way. It happened at Pako Bus stop Isolo. The hausa bikemen rallied around the drunk driver and told him to take us to the hospital. This happened at exactly 10:46 18th Feb 2021 Thursday. The driver then drove us to Okota police station. On getting there, the said officer OLAGOKE OLAIDE WASIU collected the sum of 3K from the hit and run driver and allowed him to go that very night. He then seized my international passport having searched my bag and sent me out of the station. I came the following day with my sister to retrieve my passport and he told me I will pay for the wind shield of the mans glass that was broken by the hausa boys. I asked him who will pay for my hospital bills which he said wasn’t his business. To cut the story short, I sent 15K to the hit and run driver who was present on the meeting held on the 19th feb last week Friday and the officer gave me my passport and still extorted 2K from my sister

Presently I am on the verge of having my right leg amputated. The hospital results and X Rays examination is here. I am supposed to have my leg cut this evening but I want to reach out to the Police Force Complaint Unit first.

I called the officer today and he insulted my mother and told me to go to the commissioner of police and nothing will happen

This is his number +234 803 525 9579. This officer collected bribe of not up to 5k from a hit and run driver even when he saw my damaged and swollen leg and sent me away from the station at Mid night. my leg will be amputated today.

Mod, can we push this to front page

SavageResponse:
If you need proof that I have the money say so and I will show you an extract of the balance in my US$ dom account.

I can afford to wager that amount because I know you will never be able to prove the nonsense you're blabbing about!

Building a pipeline from Nigeria to Europe is akin to importing coal from South Africa to be used in Enugu when even a fo0l knows that Enugu is sitting on a huge coal deposit; only an idiot would embark on such a project.

I'm sure you're most likely an ignorant backroom technician or engineer in an oil installation somewhere who is not even in the decision making cadre but who wants to run his mouth by arguing blindly.

Let me tell you something, it's the financial guys like myself that determine whether a project in the oil sector gets done or not!

We do this by building financial models and risk heat maps etc to determine the economic viability of a project.


Analysis of quantitative and qualitative factors for an undersea pipeline from Nigeria to mainland Europe
- It costs an average of $200,000 to construct one mile of oil pipeline on land; that cost will triple if you want to do it underwater

- For each mile of oil pipeline depending on the diameter you need to have a compression station to pump the oil; an undersea pipleline of that length would require thousands of compression stations and each would would have to be powered with electricity supply.

- Crude oil is thick and viscous therefore you would need to heat it depending on the viscosity; under water this cost would more than triple because sea water is cold therefore you would need more heating capacity to keep the crude in a fluid state.

- The environmental impact of a ruptured under sea pipeline is more severe than that which happens on land

- It takes more time to determine where the actual leak happened, when tracing a leak time is of the essence

- Even when you and able to determine the leak and shut off the supply from the nearest valve or compression station the crude oil that is already in the pipeline alone would be enough to fill a super tanker of VLCC class due to the length of the pipeline; all this oil will leak into the ocean and the damage would be catastrophic.

- The world is gradually moving a way from fossil fuel to electric vehicles; a project of this scale would take at least 20 years to complete and by that time 80% of the cars in Europe would be electric powered.

- There are other factors which I have not included but which also have huge financial implications for the project

Cost
The sheer cost of this project alone is more than enough to build a fleet of at least 300 ULCC supertankers which is a better alternative to ferry crude from Nigeria to Europe.

Availability of crude in Europe
Europe already has oil in the North sea, Norway and Russia which are nearer therefore it is just plain foolish to want to run a pipe from Nigeria. Even if they want to run a pipeline it makes more sense to do it from the middle east which has the best grade sweet crude available in the market

OPEC quota
Another challenge is that Nigeria is a member of OPEC and has an allocated quota of crude. It does not make any economic sense to build a pipeline with an infinite capacity when you know that you have a quota which you cannot exceed. it means that once the pipeline is able to meet Nigeria's monthly quota in 3 or 4 days it will have to be shut down for the rest of the month resulting in underutilisation of installed capacity...how very wasteful!

Conclusion
Your plan of running a pipeline from Nigeria to Europe is just plain daft and stupid; whoever proposes such a foolish project should be shot in the head!!!

You have done a balance analysis of your view,your points raised are equally convincing atleast for a layman and an expert.
From your analysis,I can guess the IoC that you operate from.

BlueSparks:
Yes. This was how the forum used to be back 2005/2007 before they destroyed it and made us stop commenting.

They turned the forum to Tonto Dike, DJ cuppy,BBN naija and the likes. Na so we com take original back seat o.

Xtension18:
Please does anyone know if the Nigerian high commission in London is opened for passport renewal? Thank you.

I don't know if they are open but my best advice for passport renewal is to come to naija o. Abuja best option.

Poanan:
nope but I know her very very well

She grew up right in my hood,know her in toto with her whole family. Always a quite and descent girl.

faks10:
Hello house, on dependant visa, what do they mean by writing:

Observ: Dependant No Work No Business
No Public Fund.

If it's a mistake, please what can be done?

Arrive in UK first before filling that form. Had same issue but got it resolved after picking my BRP. That's the link

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/correcting-an-incorrect-endorsement-ecb19/correcting-an-incorrect-endorsement-ecb19

Poanan:
she didnt bleach. The quality of the camera is very bad. MBGN pix was at night. she has always been fair. I knew her as a kid.

Who u b, wey know her as a kid?
Festac festac festac. Identify ursef.
5th Avenue,?

benn94:
All I see is skin bleaching...

No single bleaching on dat babe broda. Queen is her name,grew up in my hood back in festac town,her mama and brodas light skin senior phyno own sef

AbujaCitiBlog:
There are still sugar mummies but most of them are lesbian sugar mummies, you need to see where those old women dey suck Toto of small girls you go shock!

Na so,my guys for ABJ tell me say if u see where dis mummies de reason under 20 girls puna, fear go catch u o. As in from WUSE to Jabi to Aso quarters,i hear d tin rampant die for Abuja now o.
Alot of d gigolo boys don do d mummies tins unto say d mummies de ask to get down like 10 times a week

nairalandankrah:
That's just a summary of all I've been trying to say..you really got my point

I also agree to the bolded,as regards change in attitude of the first family, especially after the death of Abba Kyari however I still strongly believe that the man in Aso Rock is Buhari, my reason being that if it's not Buhari, the opposition especially the PDP must be making alot of noise by now.
Do you think PDP will be quiet knowing the person at the villa isn't Buhari?
I doubt

Baylinks1:
Goodday all, there was an error on my Visa/BRP NO WORK NO BUSINESS and i have filled the BRP Error form on Gov.uk/BRP, its over 30 days now i have filled the form like 3 times and i haven't receive any response yet. Please anyone with similar issues that has gotten a response

Don't fill the form again cos every time you do your case file starts counting all over again.
Mine took about 11 days but I guess there was no rush at that time

Perfectbeing:
What would be said if the $1.5 billion was used for the Kaduna refinery?

I might not like Atiku, politically but I agree with him. We have scarce resources,our debt has risen beyond reasonable,all the loans that we have taken in the 15 years or more can not be accounted for nor any evidence of what the borrowing was for.

Bros leave dat regret stori,part of your anger b say,u still one knack on top triplet and madam no gree u.
Now to d koko.
I understand you are on 55k but my advice is to set her up in business. 25k no go work for 5 people.
The woman needs to be stable to run a business,triplet no b joke o,some of us went through the journey of twins and we no as e b.
My advice,if you can get 50-55k for this month end,hand it to her,she will calm down a little then as a man seat her down outside your home (maybe chicken republic,buy promo rice of 600 naira with two coke,let the atmosphere be calm and talk to her, plead with her that situation of the country is not easy but you have plans and you are working hard. then look for anywhere you can raise 10k for your mum and another 15k for yourself to take care of your going to work and other runnings.
Honestly the woman is stressed and the triplet are burning her out, hence you need ALOT of wisdom, calmness, strength and focus to scale through this early stage, it's a stage in marriage that even those with plenty cash often don't scale through, You need to talk less and action more. Fighting and all the drama won't change nothing for you. Also learn to ask for help,I don't me beg for money o,I mean ask for job or any side hustle even here on nairaland,alot of people here already know your situation and am sure someone might help

For a start U can private chat me, I am willing to give a little financial support for the 50-55k that I mentioned.

thelinguist:
but a rich man with one wife fairs better with a rich man with many wives. Polygamy is bad.. Handling a woman sef na work for me, how do people handle three /four woman? Yes wealth comes with its problems, but when you add many wife's, thw problems multiples!

This is not about polygamy, it's about wealth and one person wanting all to themselves.
What about FRA Williams,sey it's one wive yet they had their issues after his death if not the Yoruba elders called them to order it was going almost this way
As for Zzor,I have said it before that some of us here are inner inner circle and understand what transpired even from the very on set when am sure Seinye wasn't a friend to your mum (in the 70's o) and
like what richmond said,do not take one side of the story,I know both side well, my dad was a good friend of Opuda since the early 70's and we all know what transpired as soon as Seinye appeared at the scene. I will leave it at this but thread carefully with Seinye will remain my best advice

Zzor:
Shut up,Mrs Seinye is my mom's bestie and I know everything that happened, Dump should be ashamed of himself

Stop taking sides even if Seinye is your mum's bestie, there are still some of us here that are also inner inner circle but even at that,I won't take sides.
I have seen the good side of both fighting parties and have also witness their bad side.
We should let Olu Lulu Briggs rest in peace
Hopefully the Oruwari Briggs house will continue to harmonize all.

NEIGHBOUR:
This man had to spend two years in the morgue due to self imposed mistake of polygamy. His Ghanaian wife really dealt with the family but finally the man can now rest in peace.
The next wahala will be his Will.

Which Ghanian wife are you referring to, are you sure you know anything about Senibo Lulu Briggs?

Sirjamo:
This one will just be talking like a transistor radio

Honestly, transistor radio with dat 1980's tiger battery.
Ordinarily people like Wike should yam seller or spare part dealer or even chairman of Egbe (offloading) boys in the market. Just imagine the people in power?

Temitopepremium:
Good morning to you all in the house! I need your candid advise or suggestion please. I'm about to pay my school fees of £6000 using form A by tomorrow so have been contemplating on which bank to use with the best exchange rate. My bank is gtbank but the exchange rate as at yesterday was on the high side, Wema bank refused to disclose theirs and I have someone in Zenith HQ that could help to make it faster but depend on cbn current exchange rate. Please among these three banks which one is the best in terms of rate. Thanks

Go to keystone, las las na 1 week max from my experience and most I have read here

Bourne007:
You only get PSW once no matter how many book you wan read o

Doesn't the rule states for each academic degree obtain?just asking o,am here to learn.

EddieMurphie:
Knowing fully well it’s difficut to amass such number of years legally.

Masters, psw then PhD then psw.
All of these should give you about 10 years,right? If you are willing to go the stretch.

Nextpresident:
Hello gurus

Please can I apply for administrative review after 28 days of collecting my dependant visa.They wrote NO WORK NO BUSINESS on it and it also appeared on my BRP when i collected it.i was told to apply for AR for them to change the decision because it seems not an Error but decision made when deciding my application
Please guys kindly advise because am in uk now but cant work with this BRP.

My experience,arrive in the UK,get the BRP then send them a copy, you will find UKVI Sheffield international, click on the link to get their email address, that how I sorted mine after 15 working days
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/correcting-an-incorrect-endorsement-ecb19/correcting-an-incorrect-endorsement-ecb19

pappilo:
It is too late. After the arrest and before I was charged she had actually gone to the police and made a statement saying she wanted to be no part of the prosecution (found this out during discovery/disclosure) but about 3 months later, she went back and said she wanted to support the prosecution.

My ex wife is/was not a bad person. She is totally into her new man so will do anything he says. He is the one pulling the strings. What kind of a man moves into a married woman's home when he was part of the reason the woman's husband was barred from the house?

I begged my ex wife, cried sent people she respects, pastor e.t.c. but no success. I can kind of understand he predicament though. She probably doesnt want to lose her new man. There are things that may come out during the trial that will very damaging for her but despite being aware of this she is determined to see it through.

I am past the worst and this trial and potential criminal record doesnt faze me. If I didnt kill myself in 2020 when I was at the lowest I have been as a human being, anything that befalls me now na moimoi.

Depression is real o. I had proper plans of how to top myself. Thank goodness that on some days I was just so scared and other days I had someone to talk sense into my head.

What would you advise men that just brought family to the UK? Will you advise them to invest more at home to minimize the impact? Am here to learn,am sure your response will get to more people