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Romance › Re: “I Look Like Am Alright, But Wallah I Need A Husband” - Beautiful Lady { Photo } by Axis313(m): 6:12am On Jul 05, 2022
She's just catching cruise,many of her likes plenty for Twitter.Take her serious at your own peril.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 15 Jobs That Can Make Your Boyfriend Promiscuous by Axis313(m): 10:22pm On Jul 04, 2022
TOPCRUISE:
1) Hair Dresser.
2) Fashion designer for ladies native attire
3) HR manager in a Beauty or modelling company or multinationals
4) Gym attendant or Fitness instructor.
5) mid wifery.
6) Matron. grin
7) intimacy gadgets, vibrators and Love Machine vendors
8 Coach to a female sports team
9) Massage therapist.
10) Club Bouncer.
11) Uber Driver.
12) Herbal Mixture Vendor:
13) Army, Navy or Police Personnel
14) Relationship Counsellor.
15) Music Artist.

Add yours......
You forgot gynecologist.
Politics › Re: Question Of The Day:why Did Yoruba Muslims Dragged Hijab Case Till Supreme Court by Axis313(m): 4:47pm On Jul 03, 2022
It's their fundamental human right,you guys are walking about in nudity,nobody disturb you but when some people want to protect their chastity,you start raising eyebrows.
Just like Quran chapter 2 verse 120 says:
The Jews and Christians will not be pleased with you until you follow their way.Say,indeed Allah's guidance is the only guidance,if you are to follow their desires after what has come to you of knowledge,you would have against Allah no protector or helper.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ghana Protests Over Inflation by Axis313(m): 7:38am On Jul 02, 2022
Quintopia:
You're wrong. Ghana actually has more resources than Nigeria for her population size. She is a major gold and cocoa exporter, and also exports oil and gas. She only has 25 million people, so the people there should have a very high standard of living. Where has all the money gone? And now she's on her knees to the IMF. I can't remember when last Nigeria approached the IMF for assistance. I think it was back in the days of military rule, with Babangida, around 30 years ago!!

And we all know the one-size-fits-all IMF solution - structural adjustment programmes which will force Ghana to devalue her currency, and open her economy to even more imports ('trade liberalization' as the IMF calls it) making her economy even more import-dependent and worsening industrial growth and unemployment.
And it is that Structural Adjustment Programme that is still affecting Nigeria till today,anything IMF touches turn to dust.They know what they are doing,you approach them for help,but instead of helping you,they triple your problem for you.
Business › Re: Get 5 Extra Hours When You Signup on VA Patrick, Nigeria's #1 VA Agency by Axis313(m):
undecided
Advert for front page huh
Maybe some mod is behind that moniker,but then,what do I know?
Crime › Re: Big Python Strangulates Man Playing With It (video) by Axis313(m): 6:30am On Jun 30, 2022
Is that not Lala?

Next time he see any snake,not even a python,he go pick race.
Romance › Re: What Is "Cum" In Your Native Language? by Axis313(m): 12:54pm On Jun 29, 2022
grin grin grin
I swear,many craze-head dey this nairaland,upon wetin we dey pass through I this country,na cum be the op's problem,same as all the other posters above.
Politics › Re: Picture: PVC Registration In The North Vs South by Axis313(m): 4:55pm On Jun 27, 2022
The corruption in the north is not as rampant as in the south,don't be surprised that it will be only 30% of the machine allocated to the south are being use in the ongoing PVC registration exercise,the rest were already cornered by the powers that be among southern political class.
Politics › Re: Check Out "Before And After" Pictures Of Ike Ekweremadu’s Daughter, Sonia by Axis313(m): 7:07am On Jun 27, 2022
solidifi:
This same girl used bleaching cream to destroy her kidney and we are here having pity on her.

And her father allowed it. Only to be looking for a young boy"s kidney to replace it.

Undoubtedly, the girl does all manner of shit.
Don't be surprised if eventually she found a compatible kidney donor and regain her health back,she will go back to using the bleaching cream.
Politics › Re: 20 Lagos PDP Chairmen Endorse Rhodes Vivour For Deputy Governor by Axis313(m): 5:56am On Jun 27, 2022
NaughtyBrainiac:
PDP for Lagos grin

I thought those chestbeaters said claim they own Lagos! How come their votes have not made PDP produce Governor of Lagos in 24 years.

Awon osinwin grin grin grin
The labourers are now queuing behind Labour.
Politics › Re: 20 Lagos PDP Chairmen Endorse Rhodes Vivour For Deputy Governor by Axis313(m): 5:50am On Jun 27, 2022
Just another routine exercise,both Jandor and his running mate will go the way of Jimi Agbaje.
Romance › Re: Ghanaian Ladies With Heavy Tundra’s Set The Internet Ablaze (watch Video) by Axis313(m): 6:52pm On Jun 23, 2022
Jmichael1:
see beta babes here nah....

no be those 2 wen resemble bush pig...
Lol,guys and yansh are like 5&6.
Romance › Re: Ghanaian Ladies With Heavy Tundra’s Set The Internet Ablaze (watch Video) by Axis313(m): 3:00pm On Jun 23, 2022
Chaos14:
Abeg who are they
grin
Ha!My guy,you no dey use eye see better yansh abi?Anyway they are Ghanians,and one of them is Hajia Bintu.
Romance › Re: Ghanaian Ladies With Heavy Tundra’s Set The Internet Ablaze (watch Video) by Axis313(m): 8:45am On Jun 23, 2022
These ones are better than those two.

Jokes Etc › Re: What Would You Do If You Were In His Shoe (Pictures) by Axis313(m): 1:42pm On Jun 22, 2022
Omo,na to do community service for the restaurant sure pass o,kpatakpata for three days,e go cover my bill.
Politics › Re: Gunmen Behead Hon Nelson Emeka Achukwu After Family Paid ₦15 Million by Axis313(m): 1:22pm On Jun 22, 2022
Only God knows what will be happening in that region assuming they achieved their Biafra in 1967,what happened in Liberia and Sierra Leone would have been a child's play.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Girlfriend Ama Shares Sultry Summer Vacation In Dubai Videos by Axis313(m): 11:55am On Jun 22, 2022
Nudity and immorality now has different meanings,just like when we are growing up,the word 'gay' has a different meaning as state of happiness and joy,but nowadays everyone knew what "gay" connote.
And this one will be hoping to one day become someone's mum.
The way Davido is going,he will beat 2face record very soon.
Travel › Re: A Nairalander Trip To Oil Producing Communities In Okrika And Onne In Rivers by Axis313(m): 3:41pm On Jun 20, 2022
Crixxx:
Enter north go see roads. The system is messed up.



Reason why they gree die that Nigerian must be one because Nigeria is nothing without these communities.
My brother,it's not the fault of the north that those communities roads and environment are bad,it's high time we hold our southern leaders responsible for their corrupt ways.
Politics › Re: Lady Says She's Voting Atiku Abubakar, I Told Her This... by Axis313(m): 9:35am On Jun 20, 2022
One thing you guys don't know is that if Obi is elected as president,he will decamp back to PDP.
Politics › Re: Kolade Akinjo: Money Given To Delegates At Party Primaries, An Appetiser by Axis313(m): 9:51pm On Jun 19, 2022
Peacecore:
What does it mean in Yoruba?
Marijuana
Or
Bush
Politics › Re: Ekiti Election: ‘No Agents! Labour Party Missing In Action’ by Axis313(m):
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NO SHISHI for Labour agents.
TV/Movies › Re: Sara James Thrills At America Got Talent (Video) by Axis313(m): 4:22pm On Jun 17, 2022
Assuming she committed crime now,I trust the oyinbo press,they will instantly remove Polish National from her dual citizenship,leaving her as a Nigerian,but now she is a Polish Nigerian because she shine at an international event.
Romance › Re: Guys, Which One Will You Go For, The First Or Second One? by Axis313(m): 4:47pm On Jun 16, 2022
czarr:
Raw pap? You mean akamu? How many tea spoon is enough?
Yes,akamu,like half cup mix with little water,no sugar.
Food › Re: Oyinbo People Queue To Buy Nigerian Jollof Rice From "Mama Put" In London. by Axis313(m): 1:08pm On Jun 16, 2022
Eriokanmi:
O yemi yeke grin
O kare laye,omo Yoruba atata.
Food › Re: Oyinbo People Queue To Buy Nigerian Jollof Rice From "Mama Put" In London. by Axis313(m): 12:35pm On Jun 16, 2022
Eriokanmi:
Tell them oo...ask why our people no dey slump and die nah Ata rodo dara fun ilera okan ati ęmi
Obe lomu agba,emi ti ko je ata,emi yepere ni.
Meaning:
Pepperish soup is elders' milk,a soul that refuse to eat pepper is a worthless soul.
Romance › Re: Guys, Which One Will You Go For, The First Or Second One? by Axis313(m): 12:30pm On Jun 16, 2022
JoyousFurnitire:
In addition?? Or separately?

Which kind belle go carry that one?
Separately o,abeg no take everything together o.
Romance › Re: Guys, Which One Will You Go For, The First Or Second One? by Axis313(m): 5:48am On Jun 16, 2022
I will choose the second one,all those alcoholic bitters are just overrated.
In addition,add raw pap not a full cup,mix with little water,then drink few hours before the match,my man,that thing go hold that reproductive water inside your body more than an hour before you cum,but the water must not be too much.
Romance › Re: Will You Love If Your Wife Dress This Way (pix) by Axis313(m): 5:05am On Jun 16, 2022
2saviourfriday9:
I know some ladys love wearing this,
as a guy if she was your wife will you like to see her dressing this way
@ op,for my eyes only.
Politics › Re: Reason For Sudden Attacks On Peter Obi - PMB by Axis313(m): 5:03am On Jun 16, 2022
PAWG:
The reality of things is that y’all fear and hate Tinubu. Before the APC primary election there were at least 300 threads downplaying his candidacy.
Someone even went as far as saying he’ll be disgraced and denied entrance to Eagle Square, hian!
You guys are the real problem. I guess the Tinubu guys are matching your negative energy. The next president would most likely come from PDP or APC. You can bank on that
I don't know why those people are so full of hate,they will insult and curse you if you don't support their candidate as if that is how to sell your preferred candidate to others.
Politics › Re: Over 130,000 People Unfollows Fr Mbakas Facebook Page After Anti Obi Comments by Axis313(m): 4:47am On Jun 16, 2022
I wonder why these people are so bitter like this,only you insult and curse others if they don't support your candidate,its not democracy anymore if you are imposing your choice on others.

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