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 Politics › Re: Lol Caption This Photo Of Patience Jonathan And Rotimi Amaechi! by Ayatullah(m): 6:16pm On Oct 04, 2015 |
Amaechi: Na wha ooo! How many Patience dey dis room, I dey see one hang for ceiling dey open eyes another one sidon for my left hand side.......hunmm so this woman na witch true, true. Chai! Patience: Yeye Amaechi, wetin you dey look for ceiling....you never see anything, I go show you say mammy water pass 100 Amaechi! 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Ambode Showed Up At Quilox Nightclub Last Night; Nigerians React On Twitter by Ayatullah(m): 10:27pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
wheredemdey:You are very correct. Nowadays you do not even know if a governor exists in Lagos unlike the Fashola days when you know someone is REALLY in charge. Nowadays you hear more of Armed robbery and Criminal acts in Lagos. Indeed Lagos is going down gradually! |
| Crime › Re: Robbers Force Victims To Serve Them Food During Attack In Lagos (pic) by Ayatullah(m): 8:40pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Armed Robbers and Criminals more popular than AMBODE in Lagos. AMBODE ti gbabode ni ilu Eko! |
| Politics › Re: Buhari’s Ministerial Nominees Revealed- Sahara Reporters by Ayatullah(m): 2:27am On Oct 02, 2015 |
SAHARA REPORTERS: IF PROVEN WRONG! If Sahara Reporters get it right 100% it will be a big plus for the media outfit. But if there is a single difference in the list when opened and read by Bukola Saraki, then bye bye to Sahara reporters credibility! |
| Politics › Re: Buhari Likes Fulani Herdsmen – Fani-kayode by Ayatullah(m): 12:08pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
FEMI FANIKAYODE LIKES PROSTITUTES! President Buhari cannot run away from identifying with his tribesmen, just as Femi Fanikayode cannot stop identifying with Asewos. Buhari did not support those who are criminals, only a pervert mind like that of Femi Fanikayode OKO ASEWO can imagine the president supporting the criminal herdsmen. Femi Fanikayode, a man of zero and bankrupt moral value should never be taken serious. |
| Politics › Re: Appointments: Shun Ministerial Positions, Ohanaeze Urges Igbo by Ayatullah(m): 1:20pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
Burger01: If Ministerial position is a source of 'Ego' then NO Ibo Man will reject being a Minister even if Lucifer were the President! |
| Politics › Re: Pro-saraki Groups Barricade National Assembly by Ayatullah(m): 12:51pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
Splashme:You just splash yourself with Bukola Saraki smelly poo! River Niger and Benue combined will never make you clean again! |
| Crime › Re: 88-year-old Man In Prison Over N100m Land Fraud In Lagos (pictured) by Ayatullah(m): 1:22am On Sep 29, 2015 |
A SENIOR CAPTAIN IN HELL! If this is a TRUE story as reported, then this 88 years old man will be a Senior Prefect in Hell should he die unrepentant. A fraudster at 88? Buhari should be given a chance to dissect his mind! |
| Education › Re: Unilag Gate Shut Down By Students Over Infestation Of Bedbugs.*pics by Ayatullah(m): 5:07pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Orikinla:You have really spoken, but let me add this: What has befallen the brain of Unilag students? I strongly believe they have only scceeded in disgracing themselves. It is not too late however for the students to carry all their matrasses to the VC quarters and use them to barricade the place. This is what they could have done internally than exposing themselves to this monumental disgrace. But do they have the liver? |
| Politics › Re: Ndigbo Won’t Be Better Off Seceding From Nigeria – Ohanaeze Advises MASSOB by Ayatullah(m): 10:58pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
olalat: I hereby award you THE BEST POST for the month of September. Case closed! |
| Politics › Re: Ndigbo Won’t Be Better Off Seceding From Nigeria – Ohanaeze Advises MASSOB by Ayatullah(m): 10:00pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
DO NOT COMMIT SUICIDE! If the Igbos secede from Nigeria, their case will be worse than that of Southern Sudan. I am saying this because each state from the Biafra Union will eventually want to break away to become a country! So they should think properly. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Enters Into Church On A Hoverboard (Photos) by Ayatullah(m): 9:42pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
Bolt3:Now that you know, make the Wise decision. |
| Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage, Agbani Darego Attend Elohor Aisien's Baby Shower (photos) by Ayatullah(m): 1:20am On Sep 27, 2015 |
BABY SHOWER = FINE 'BARA'(BEGGING )! |
| Crime › Re: Kidnappers Shoot Man After Collecting N30m Ransom by Ayatullah(m): 6:42pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
BRING BACK DEATH PENALTY: PUBLIC EXECUTION STYLE! The National Assembly should as a matter of urgency enact a law for the public execution of Kidnappers, Armed Robbers, Rapists, Murderers and Drug Pushers. America with her strong Police has not given up the execution of criminals. Nigeria with her very weak Police Force cannot but rid the society of these wicked and heartless criminals by executing them to serve as lesson for others. Let us act before these criminals make nonsense of our humanity. |
| Politics › Re: Saraki Spotted At The Cinema With His Children In Ilorin (photos) by Ayatullah(m): 12:52pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
chukwudi44:Everybody with sense of shame detest Saraki Saraki is going to the cinema and trying to force himself on the people. More shocker awaits him when he returns to Abuja! |
| Politics › Re: Police Releases Press Statement On The Rescue Of Chief Olu Falae by Ayatullah(m): 1:14am On Sep 25, 2015 |
CR77:Definitely you won't want your father's nose or that beautiful daughter of yours' nose to be like the one you gave the APC chieftain. Please fear the wrath of the Almighty. |
| Politics › Re: Akpabio: I Returned From The Land Of The Dead, PMB Called Me While In Hospital by Ayatullah(m): 1:01am On Sep 25, 2015 |
WELCOME BACK TO REALITY! Akpabio will be a very good material for Nollywood! That is where he belongs, not the Senate. After Returning from the land of the dead, what else shall one say than to say welcome back to reality. Akpabio was carried away by Buhari's phone call, but by the way why won't Buhari call him to wish him well, it's normal to empathise with someone in his condition, afterall Buhari is not Ayo Fayose who wants Buhari Dead. While Nollywood considers a nice script for Akpabio in his choice title: "AKPABIO RETURNS FROM DEADLAND" Akpabio should expect another call from Welcome back to your nemesis |
| Politics › Re: See What Fayose Did Today As His Convoy Met Traffic On Their Way To Akure.Photos by Ayatullah(m): 2:06am On Sep 24, 2015 |
fwangz:You are quite right, but including GEJ to act as Mr. BEANS will make the film more interesting  |
| Celebrities › Re: Young Artiste Shot Four Times By Army Officer In Lagos (photo) by Ayatullah(m): 1:42pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
Mprepz:SHUT UP! When has Shooting become the penalty for smoking Ganja? 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Femi Aribisala: Buhari Is A Ticking Time Bomb With A Dangerous Agenda by Ayatullah(m): 1:34pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
idupaul:GO AND WITHDRAW YOUR VOTE! You are free to go and withdraw your vote and see whether that will make Buhari vacate his office. |
| Politics › Re: Aregbesola Declares War On PUNCH, Reporter Petitions DSS, CP by Ayatullah(m): 11:29pm On Sep 22, 2015 |
PUNCH SHOULD BE PUNCHED! I will support the punching of 'Punch' by the State Boys. The newspaper cannot be said to be fair if all it does is parotting instead of reporting verifiable facts. Aregbesola should also be careful with the way he handles Osun affairs. He should stop humiliating the citizens. What sort of Governor is he to be owing workers many months salary? Developing the state is good, but Human Beings come first before infrastructure. |
| Politics › Re: Aregbesola Declares War On PUNCH, Reporter Petitions DSS, CP by Ayatullah(m): 11:26pm On Sep 22, 2015 |
PUNCH SHOULD BE PUNCHED! |
| Politics › Re: Press Release: Senate Is Solidly Behind Senate President, Bukola Saraki by Ayatullah(m): 6:58pm On Sep 22, 2015 |
Tallesty1:Bukola Saraki is already serving a Mental Jail Term......YOU may not know it, SARAKI knows it. |
| Politics › Re: Saraki Or Tinubu? Who Rocks It Better? by Ayatullah(m): 6:27pm On Sep 22, 2015 |
TINUBU ROCKS IT BETTER! Definitely Tinubu Rocks the Dock better as an 'ogbologbo'. I guess this is what he was thinking while touching his throat: "Emi Ogbologbo Ekun, omo iyaloja, ki ni mo ti koje.....maa jeyin run raurau, eru o bami at all" Bukola Saraki in his own case looks ruffled. I guess this is what he was thinking while looking the way of the crowd at the tribunal: "Eyin temi ibo lewa.......oro yi o ye mi mo oooo. Walahi Ito ngbonmi. Kai iru eda wo ni Buhari yi ooo!" 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Crime › Re: Robbers Raid Catholic Church In Abuja by Ayatullah(m): 1:29pm On Sep 22, 2015 |
THEY ARE DISGRUNTLED MEMBERS! I strongly suspect they are members who were not given their fair share of rice and beans collected by the priests. There is also a great possibility that some choir members are disgruntled thereby confiscating the musical equipment. Next time the priests should stop hoarding........let the goodies go round. Learn from Saraki's greed! |
| Politics › Re: Saraki Barred From Using Presidential Villa Gate by Ayatullah(m): 12:46pm On Sep 22, 2015 |
ORACLE1975:PAYING FOR HIS FOOLISH PRIDE! He was forgiven for scheming his way to becoming the Senate president. When sent list by his party for consideration of loyal members as officials in the Senate, arrogant Saraki threw the list into the dustbin. Now Bukola Saraki is about to be thrown into the dirty political dustbin of Nigeria. Actually that is where he belongs with all the 13 counts against him revealing multi-million Naira and Dollars undeclared. When the declared and undeclared are added, Bukola Saraki will definitely be richer than Kwara State! Let him forfeit his loot to the Federal Government and spend some time in Jail. 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Memo To Desperate Single Nigerian Women: Stop Sowing Seeds For Husbands! by Ayatullah(m): 1:45am On Sep 21, 2015 |
Una Pastors don turn una brain upside down..........o ma se ooooo 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: I’m Not In Hiding, Saraki Says by Ayatullah(m): 1:04am On Sep 21, 2015*. Modified: 1:50am On Sep 21, 2015 |
TRAVELLED TO ILORIN TO PRAY? Why must Bukola Saraki leave Abuja to go and pray in Ilorin? Please Mr. Olaniyonu be serious! Tell your boss that all Muslims are already praying seriously for him that Allah should give him the strength to walk smartly down to the Code of Conduct Tribunal come Monday to answer the case of false declaration of assets against him. Please make sure there is no fake accident on the road while returning back to Abuja and do not give him bad 'wara' to eat so that there will be no health issue. We are waiting for your boss in Abuja, please hurry up to Abuja where President Buhari sits. 2 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Photo: Rukky Sanda Blasts Her Follower! by Ayatullah(m): 12:04am On Sep 21, 2015 |
Behira:ARREST THEM! Indeed the lady is a natural beauty compared to fake rukky. I believe it's time to start rounding up all Nigerian ladies with European hair and giving them total shaving (koriambolo)! How can you be a Nigerian and be spotting European hair. That is another form of corruption! Buhari has to look into this issue, because our foreign exchange is being wasted with the importation of European hair. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Boko Haram Terrorists On The Run Abandoning Foodstuffs And Vehicles (photos) by Ayatullah(m): 10:47pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
Holuwakemmy16:MAKE DEM CHOP POISON? Boko Haram food could be dangerous oooooo! Make dem pack the food go Otuoke. Na only 'mama piss' fit chop Boko Haram food because dem belle be di same! Make una no give the less privileged ooooo! 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Dogara Urges Nigerians To Forgive Boko Haram Members by Ayatullah(m): 1:26am On Sep 19, 2015 |
DOGARA: WHICH CHURCH? Mr. Speaker sir, which church should the world take leadership from? Is it Chris Okotie church where families are being disorganised or from the Churches El-Rufai just shut down for in-fighting. Dogara face your work ooooo! face your work oooo! No shook mouth for matter wey you no sabi! |
| Politics › Re: How APC Intends To Finish Off Saraki (see SEC 24 Of The CCT Act ) by Ayatullah(m): 10:10pm On Sep 18, 2015 |
Boyooosa:Omo ode yín ti fìrù foná, o maa Jona raurau ni. |
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