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BRING BACK DEATH PENALTY: PUBLIC EXECUTION STYLE! The National Assembly should as a matter of urgency enact a law for the public execution of Kidnappers, Armed Robbers, Rapists, Murderers and Drug Pushers. America with her strong Police has not given up the execution of criminals. Nigeria with her very weak Police Force cannot but rid the society of these wicked and heartless criminals by executing them to serve as lesson for others. Let us act before these criminals make nonsense of our humanity. |
chukwudi44:Everybody with sense of shame detest Saraki Saraki is going to the cinema and trying to force himself on the people. More shocker awaits him when he returns to Abuja! |
CR77:Definitely you won't want your father's nose or that beautiful daughter of yours' nose to be like the one you gave the APC chieftain. Please fear the wrath of the Almighty. |
WELCOME BACK TO REALITY! Akpabio will be a very good material for Nollywood! That is where he belongs, not the Senate. After Returning from the land of the dead, what else shall one say than to say welcome back to reality. Akpabio was carried away by Buhari's phone call, but by the way why won't Buhari call him to wish him well, it's normal to empathise with someone in his condition, afterall Buhari is not Ayo Fayose who wants Buhari Dead. While Nollywood considers a nice script for Akpabio in his choice title: "AKPABIO RETURNS FROM DEADLAND" Akpabio should expect another call from Welcome back to your nemesis |
fwangz:You are quite right, but including GEJ to act as Mr. BEANS will make the film more interesting ![]() |
Mprepz:SHUT UP! When has Shooting become the penalty for smoking Ganja? |
idupaul:GO AND WITHDRAW YOUR VOTE! You are free to go and withdraw your vote and see whether that will make Buhari vacate his office. |
PUNCH SHOULD BE PUNCHED! I will support the punching of 'Punch' by the State Boys. The newspaper cannot be said to be fair if all it does is parotting instead of reporting verifiable facts. Aregbesola should also be careful with the way he handles Osun affairs. He should stop humiliating the citizens. What sort of Governor is he to be owing workers many months salary? Developing the state is good, but Human Beings come first before infrastructure. |
PUNCH SHOULD BE PUNCHED! |
Tallesty1:Bukola Saraki is already serving a Mental Jail Term......YOU may not know it, SARAKI knows it. |
TINUBU ROCKS IT BETTER! Definitely Tinubu Rocks the Dock better as an 'ogbologbo'. I guess this is what he was thinking while touching his throat: "Emi Ogbologbo Ekun, omo iyaloja, ki ni mo ti koje.....maa jeyin run raurau, eru o bami at all" Bukola Saraki in his own case looks ruffled. I guess this is what he was thinking while looking the way of the crowd at the tribunal: "Eyin temi ibo lewa.......oro yi o ye mi mo oooo. Walahi Ito ngbonmi. Kai iru eda wo ni Buhari yi ooo!" |
THEY ARE DISGRUNTLED MEMBERS! I strongly suspect they are members who were not given their fair share of rice and beans collected by the priests. There is also a great possibility that some choir members are disgruntled thereby confiscating the musical equipment. Next time the priests should stop hoarding........let the goodies go round. Learn from Saraki's greed! |
ORACLE1975:PAYING FOR HIS FOOLISH PRIDE! He was forgiven for scheming his way to becoming the Senate president. When sent list by his party for consideration of loyal members as officials in the Senate, arrogant Saraki threw the list into the dustbin. Now Bukola Saraki is about to be thrown into the dirty political dustbin of Nigeria. Actually that is where he belongs with all the 13 counts against him revealing multi-million Naira and Dollars undeclared. When the declared and undeclared are added, Bukola Saraki will definitely be richer than Kwara State! Let him forfeit his loot to the Federal Government and spend some time in Jail. |
Una Pastors don turn una brain upside down..........o ma se ooooo |
TRAVELLED TO ILORIN TO PRAY? Why must Bukola Saraki leave Abuja to go and pray in Ilorin? Please Mr. Olaniyonu be serious! Tell your boss that all Muslims are already praying seriously for him that Allah should give him the strength to walk smartly down to the Code of Conduct Tribunal come Monday to answer the case of false declaration of assets against him. Please make sure there is no fake accident on the road while returning back to Abuja and do not give him bad 'wara' to eat so that there will be no health issue. We are waiting for your boss in Abuja, please hurry up to Abuja where President Buhari sits. |
Behira:ARREST THEM! Indeed the lady is a natural beauty compared to fake rukky. I believe it's time to start rounding up all Nigerian ladies with European hair and giving them total shaving (koriambolo)! How can you be a Nigerian and be spotting European hair. That is another form of corruption! Buhari has to look into this issue, because our foreign exchange is being wasted with the importation of European hair. |
Holuwakemmy16:MAKE DEM CHOP POISON? Boko Haram food could be dangerous oooooo! Make dem pack the food go Otuoke. Na only 'mama piss' fit chop Boko Haram food because dem belle be di same! Make una no give the less privileged ooooo! |
DOGARA: WHICH CHURCH? Mr. Speaker sir, which church should the world take leadership from? Is it Chris Okotie church where families are being disorganised or from the Churches El-Rufai just shut down for in-fighting. Dogara face your work ooooo! face your work oooo! No shook mouth for matter wey you no sabi! |
Boyooosa:Omo ode yín ti fìrù foná, o maa Jona raurau ni. |
BUKOLA SARAKI DON SWALLOW NEEDLE ![]() |
LastSurvivor:I can only see an embarrassed man thinking deeply...........Abasi mbong oooooo! Buhari has blocked my multi million dollar credit card.....chai ![]() |
THEY WILL SOON DESCEND!! First my respect goes to the creative and imaginative cartoonist. There should be no doubt however in Nigerians' mind that those ministers will indeed 'descend' very soon. Kudos should go to President Buhari for taking his time to search for credible Nigerians as ministers. Let us be optimistic. |
SeverusSnape:That will only happen if you can clone yourself a million times over.......so that many moraless and blood-sucking YOU could flood Rivers state. |
kimond101: Ameen for your prayers. This is the beauty of Islam. Indeed Allah has said it all about Muslims: "You are the best community created for mankind...." Indeed it is an honour to be a guest of Allah. All those Allah has granted the opportunity to make the Hajj will readily testify to this. The Saudis compete to please the hajjis with various gifts. May Allah continuosly bless the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. |
TIME FOR THEM TO PAY TAX! With the floating of Airlines, it's time for the Churches involved to pay the necessary taxes to the Federal Government. No sentiments attached, that should be the norm. No one should deceive us in the name of evangelism. |
judiciarypalava: MR. ECONOMIST WAIT FOR YOUR TIME! You just have to wait for your own time to come(which I believe will never come) so that you can implement your "basic micro economic ideal of economics". For now we are for Buhari Basic Micro Expose The Thieves Economics. Watch out it will soon be a mandatory course in all Tertiary Institutions. |
voltron: That's why you keep living under the bridge in Lagos and can't make ends meet, because your priorities are wrong. Akwa Ibom people are living fine. Good fresh air, good food on their table and affordable shelter and clothing. |
LEADERSHIP STORY QUESTIONABLE! If Leadership Newspaper has its facts correctly why can't the surnames of those involved in the story be mentioned? Daily Trust's story on Nairaland running alongside Leadership's about a homosexual mentioned the full names of all the accused man and the victim including the details of where the crime was committed. That is good and fearless reporting. |
OZAOEKPE: "For the divine truth, this is vanity." Quote me on the day of judgement. |
AlPeter: A rotten Apple is a rotten Apple. If 10 Cockroaches die overnight in your pot of soup that costs you =N=20,000.00 will you go ahead removing the Cockroaches and eat the soup? There should be no sentiments. Let them go and look for work as private security guards with the experience they have acquired. Qualified Nigerians should replace them. |
NOTHING FOR THE IBOs! Indeed the Igbos put all their eggs in one basket and place the basket on Jonathan's lazy and unstable head........now the rest is history! The Igbos are now crying for not being included in Buhari's Kitchen Cabinet. O ye Igbos cry not, you must be taught a bitter lesson by The Master of the Game and there is NOTHING you can do about it. |
He must have gotten the occultic ring from no other person than Nyesom Wike |
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