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missKiffy: Thanks for the Golden Question. Let us ask the Pope and the Catholics in general what becomes of 'The Lord's Prayer' as taught by Jesus, where Christ's followers are taught to seek forgiveness from God. It is quite nonsensical to confess your sins to a fellow human being who in turn tell you your sins are forgiven. |
Oahray:You mean you are still taking that stuff? |
FAYOSE: THE BEST MASON EKITI NEVER HAD Converting cement to concrete is actually Fayose's calling. It is clear how he fits into the job. Ekiti people are in for a concrete treatment from Fayose, the unruly Governor! |
Mogidi: You mean your people cannot go search for job in Lagos if your people are actually qualified? Investors are definitely afraid of your militant nature. Security report also do not favour siting the project in your backyard. Learn to behave yourself to stop being losers! |
berrystunn:Because he knows a special entertainment awaits him in London..........or you don't know the handiwork of Pastors? |
So Pastor Tunde Bakare has given his daughter to 'Omo Onifa'. Well, such must happen to a man who rejected Islam. |
Big4wig: And your sweetheart gave you a wicked look and replies you with: "But I can't find any fault in the woman's dress". What else with your brain come up with? |
fpeter:Better learn to use your brain positively before you leave the land of the living for the land of the dead where what you will get is only REALITY! |
ignis: Indeed she should be ashamed of herself. Married or not. If you want to give thanks to God that you add another year to your years is that how to do it? By the way a lot of men are no longer men, that is why she is able to expose herself this way despite being married to a 'man'. |
mike404: You are more stuupid than a Fulani Cow........in fact it's disrespectful to humans to say you belong to the human race. You are totally brain dead! |
omolami:Buhari will not print Naira and other foreign currency to run Nigeria. If after taking office he sees how prodigal Jonathan has been while in office he will have no option than live by the reality on ground. |
Exponental:You mean POLICE not FRSC |
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Bobbystanley:Whose illiteracy are you talking about? Definitely yours I sincerely believe. I believe you do not want to know why the last comptroller-general threw in the towel. It's an assignment for your lazy brain. The question that should be asked by your illiterate mind is if the president has broken any law with his appointment. The change is indeed here and if you don't want it head for Otuoke and live in GEJ's paradise where you will serve him better as a shoe shiner. |
INTROVERT:Please proceed to Kaduna, enter the NDA quarters and give a thorough search for the chopper. |
The Yorubas that are weeping presently are those who sold themselves to GEJ thinking he will win a second term. Now no show for the gluttons! Genuine Yorubas are men and women of integrity, who will never complain that 'A Good Man' has come to power. If Buhari as a military leader then jailed some Yoruba politicians when he overthrew Shehu Shagari his tribes man so what? Were Yoruba politicians the only people that were jailed? |
all4naija:You are an uncircumcised EIDIOT for calling Egypt a filthy nation. You are a further foool for calling America Almighty. You are a coward of the highest order. |
donholy28:. You are definitely wrong! You only watch movies and EPL but have no time for news! |
Thanks for educating them, brilliant Keyamo. For now it's kudos to your brilliant, educative statement. |
excellentmomma:And he could have rode on your back to the lagoon edge, dump you there for fish to feast on you and return home, just as he over smarted GEJ! You are a bad mind and loser like GEJ. |
STOP COMPLAINING! I want to strongly believe the Ohaneze Youth Council is not speaking for the igbos. If however I am wrong, then the igbos should stop complaining for the following reasons: *Nobody stop the igbos during the last electioneering campaign from fielding an igbo candidate to contest and win the Presidential election. *The igbos should go to court if they believe president Buhari has breached any law regarding his appointments. |
INTROVERT:Which chess board? He or some members of his household might have been careless. |
INTROVERT:Which chess board? He or some members of his household must have been careless. |
Lordtrillion:One man's terrorist could be another company's business partner. It must be said that this man has been declared wanted, he has not been declared guilty of terrorism. In Lebanon some see him as a radical preacher? While some others believe he is a 'terrorist'. I believe Nigeria has the right to look at how he got the visa and prosecute erring official(s). |
IkUKU01: Because he gave your parish a lot of meatless 'Miyan Kukah'? |
ACCEPT HIS APOLOGY MR. PRESIDENT! After realising he has goofed the Bishop is seeking audience with President Buhari this is what transpired between them: KUKAH: "Sorry sir, I overdrank the communion wine when I made those stuupid statements. I blame it on my over imbibing the Church communion wine." BUHARI: You are welcome, we are all humans prone to error. KUKAH: But Mr. President you have to show you have fogiven me by entertaining me with a chilled bottle of wine. BUHARI: It's in my mind to do so, but since you informed me earlier that you OVER IMBIBE the Church Communion wine, I am afraid of putting in your front a bottle of wine, because things are rationed here because they are procured with Nigerians money. I fear for you, because if you consume the whole bottle as you did with the Church Communion wine you will be detained for that. KUKA: Heh!oooooo! Mr. President I better take my leave. Grateful for your cordial reception.......em though without the wine. BUHARI: Thanks for your visit I will arrange for a truck load of bottled water to be sent to you. I shall bear the cost personally. |
GBAJABIAMILA = ? Please I plead that someone who knows the meaning of GBAJABIAMILA should please share the meaning with me. Thanks. |
Holyfield1:BUT there was an election and Dogara won! Did Tambuwal cast a single vote? Tambuwal loves his friend Femi, but he supported Dogara because he belives Dogara is more competent. The two friends should reconcile their differences and move on with their friendship, after all you guys no longer have the cause to cry for Food, Shelter and clothing for the rest of you life unlike millions of Nigerians. |
90% of the stories are said to attract sympathy! When someone told your mama to send you to Russia to read Economics, are you not aware that Economics is being studied in all the universities in Edo state? Those ladies all deserve 100 lashes daily for 365 days! No mercy for those dragging our nation's name in the mud. |
MzzTega:I'll remind you later. |
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